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RomanceRe: Guys What Do You Fink About Guys Like These by Enockia(m): 1:58pm On Mar 20, 2010
I think that's a very stupid thing to do well maybe the guy no get any other thing to do so he decided to make himself useful to himself
RomanceRe: 6 Signs She Wants To Be More Than Friends by Enockia(m): 12:51pm On Mar 19, 2010
er these signs really true
RomanceRe: Nairaland Chat Room by Enockia(m): 4:24pm On Mar 16, 2010
it will be fun
RomanceRe: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 3:48pm On Mar 16, 2010
correct guy
RomanceRe: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 1:56pm On Mar 16, 2010
saintneo:
good stuff but your conclusion is terrible shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
if it had finished in sarcastic manner by yabbing either m or f and left the rest for NLs

the response would be beyond 4 pages by now
ma guy i ain't lookin for long pages rather i'm lookin to catch fun


[quote author=*190* link=topic=413670.msg5699367#msg5699367 date=1268683654]dies~[/quote]bros i beg u well well no die o if u die who go replace u 4 NL?
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Always In Love With Their Ex by Enockia(m): 1:43pm On Mar 16, 2010
well i think it's cos the new girlfriend mnost times do not measure up
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Gentlemens Club.....you are all welcome. by Enockia(m): 8:23pm On Mar 15, 2010
today we go see danger
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Virgin Man ? by Enockia(m): 8:08pm On Mar 15, 2010
agabaI23:
Someone taught you and was not impatient!
nobody taught her she learnt from the street
RomanceRe: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 7:55pm On Mar 15, 2010
[quote author=*190* link=topic=413670.msg5698690#msg5698690 date=1268677649]poster clap for urself
now show your parents that simple equation~


okay~

encore~[/quote]u want them to disown me she
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend by Enockia(m): 7:37pm On Mar 15, 2010
give him wat he wants nor risk losin him to someone who is ready to
RomanceRe: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 7:15pm On Mar 15, 2010
candylips:
boring maths angry
to u it is
RomanceRe: Can You Ever Forgive Her? by Enockia(m): 5:03pm On Mar 15, 2010
she did nithing wrong as far as i'm concerned she has every right to be
if u love dis gal like u say u do this is a very minute (small) matter
RomanceRe: The Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 4:50pm On Mar 15, 2010
it's simple aritmetic
RomanceRe: There Is Not One Girl On Nairaland Who Wont Fall For Me In 3 Days Max! by Enockia(m): 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2010
see post ooooooo
RomanceThe Equation Of Man And Woman by Enockia(op): 4:06pm On Mar 15, 2010
Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together
RomanceRe: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by Enockia(m): 3:42pm On Mar 15, 2010
i thin it's cos the gals er not striaght 4 word too
RomanceRe: Slept With 83 People by Enockia(m): 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2010
83 is a rather small no som gals i know about their record is about 500 and still counting and she still has a very serious date o it's not about the no but understanding
RomanceRe: Who Cares Most In A Relationship? by Enockia(m): 5:40pm On Mar 13, 2010
I'll the guys care most all the ladies do is nag.
RomanceRe: Is Your Love Affair Leading You To Marriage Or Otherwise? by Enockia(m): 5:35pm On Mar 13, 2010
Nice one there googles well ma relationship i don't think it'll lead to marriage. Infact i don't want it to.
RomanceRe: Geography Of A Man by Enockia(m): 7:42pm On Mar 10, 2010
cool post
RomanceRe: Geography Of Women by Enockia(op): 7:39pm On Mar 10, 2010
it's been noted that majority of n lander females leke to claim to be america
RomanceRe: More Women Than Men - Is This A Myth Or Reality by Enockia(m): 9:14pm On Mar 09, 2010
not a myth it's a reality
RomanceRe: Geography Of Women by Enockia(op): 8:59pm On Mar 09, 2010
@googles
i'm tryin ma hands on america
RomanceRe: Nairalands Hottest Man? by Enockia(m): 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2010
there goes the hottest nlander
RomanceGeography Of Women by Enockia(op): 8:29pm On Mar 09, 2010
, Between The Age Of 15 - 20, A Woman Is Like "Africa",
, She Is Half Discovered, Half Wild,

, Between The Age Of 20 - 30, A Woman Is Like "America",
, Fully Discovered And Scientifically Perfect,

, Between The Age Of 30 - 35, She Is Like "India & Japan",
, Very Hot, Wise & Beautiful,

, Between The Age Of 35 - 40, A Woman Is Like "France",
, She Is Half Destroyed After The War But Still Desirable,

, Between The Ages Of 40 - 50, She Is Like "Germany",
, She Lost The War But Not The Hope,

, Between The Age Of 50 - 60, She Is Like "Russia",
, Very Wide, Very Quiet But Nobody Goes There,

, Between The Age Of 60 - 70, A Woman Is Like "England",
, With A Glorious Past But No Future,

, After 70, They Become "Siberia",
, Everyone Knows Where It Is, But No One Wants To Go There,
RomanceRe: Help! Im In Lv With A 14-yr Old Girl. by Enockia(m): 8:12pm On Mar 09, 2010
wonderfull
if it was my sister u for see fire
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Spend A Lot On A Guy? by Enockia(m): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2010
it's not wrong just don't get carried away
RomanceRe: Relationships: Loving Someone Who Doesn't Love You Back As Much by Enockia(m): 9:49pm On Mar 04, 2010
cook love portion give the person
RomanceRe: Abeg Which One Is Marine Spirit? by Enockia(m): 9:20pm On Mar 04, 2010
it's just coincidence
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by Enockia(m): 9:14pm On Mar 04, 2010
@rhymz
rhymz:
@Enokia
sorry I didn't state it 4rm the onset,this thread is strictly for the grown-ups and mature-minded peeps. . . u might want to relish your fantasies in another thread kiddo!
thanks in anticipation for your understanding.
see me see problem o u ask question i answer

rokiatu:
is that possible? undecided undecided lipsrsealed
very very possible she ket telling me to go on that she loved me
nd i did not want to stop cos i loved her too althouugh i was dying in pain yet i wanted to do more

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