MZLady39:
Beautifully written & blessed post...I needed this!!!

Sister and where have you been?
I trust God has been good.

Blessed piece..
I told a brother last week 'Bro, pls keep yourself alive, in health and free of anxiety so you can spend the latter day blessings in good health and long life'
Trusting as the monuments fly
Trusting as the days go by
Trusting Jesus, That is All.

CatfishBilly:

Oga, the bolded is a blatant lie.
You don't have to lie to teach the word, you know, right?

Please correct.
A wise man is always open to correction and rebuke, it is ointment upon my head...
Thanks!

felixomor:
Mscheww

There are two of the species on this section. Funny both moniker start with letter 'o'. I really need someone to confirm if they are real or just comedians. Such watery epistles every time.

otemanuduno:


See how u lie again. The only thing about a sheep is stu*pidity. I don't know where you got all those other similes from. Pls u can screen grab such research site and let's discuss. As for calmness, meekness, obedience and humility you gave to a sheep, they are the characteristics of a lamb(which are all typical of young people or things). Now let me enlighten you further:at birth we are all liable to being indoctrinated because we are all so simple and weak like a lamb back then. We obey everything they teach us regardless of whether they are right or wrong. We simply submit ourselves to the old ones because we have no choice, since we are weak and tender. That's what's counted as the humility of little children.; we are calm because we can't comprehend yet that we are being cheated and indoctrinated. But when we grow up, our brains provide us with the options of either growing up to a sheep(full blown stewpidity) and continue being cheated or growing out of the animalistic thinking faculty and reject being cheated.

That's the difference between a lamb(choiceless) , a sheep(stewpidity) and a human being(thinker). Check below for the screngrab of sheep so you won't keep telling lies about them.

#Proudly_human

Gosh! Arrgh!! You are unbelieveably unreasonably unintelligently proud of rubbish.
Dont you know a lamb is the sheeps kid?
A sheep is stupid cos of its obedience? I see why we have Law Enforcements Agents to force people like to behave at all times.
Are you so dull that you cant come up with intelligent conclusions without Google, mobile apps and others that are made by men?
Seeing the sheep and the way the shepherd tends her, you cant decipher and tell its obedience and calmness?
If I had powers, I should withdraw your university certificate immediately if you have any cos I doubt you do.
Please I shall respond no more...The wise are hurt I have pampered your folly for too long.

You are not proudly human but proudly rebelliously foolish!

otemanuduno:


being a sheep is metaphorically demeaning thing. In our similes, we have 'As stubborn as goat' and 'as stewpid as a sheep'. Eusebius and Faulkin didn't find anything good to metaphorise you with but sheepish sheep. shame.

Now let me help you understand how Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) and his likes term those in his time:

* the gods/nephilims= Lions because of their braveness
*the angels/wingless anakims= bears
*the gullible homos(erectuses, sapiens, etc) = sheep
*the ingullible homos = unbelievers(I am one of these).

You are not well schooled.
A sheep represents calmness, meekness, obedience, humility....
You see why I say you seem not to know anything.

luvmijeje:

Abeg send am recharge the card o.

Hi....Where have you been? Be good!

otemanuduno:


Sorry, the poor in the spirit will never understand until they fall victim. Take care sheep.

Spirit improvishment is what made me accept Christs work of Grace.
I am no longer poor in spirit, I am filled to overflowing!
The wise doesnt remain who he is, he keeps moving up...Thats what I do..Pls learn from me at no cost.
As for being a sheep, mine is till death but...Its only metaphorical...Please get this once!
Learning is too cheap for you to remain like this...We are the sheep of His pasture - man, its metaphorical.
Biko, go on leave, we are tired of your irrelevant and shabby posts!!!

otemanuduno:
You are poor in the spirit and you are also an ordinary sheep(animal), therefore I don't expect that you would be able to understand. The human beings (thinkers) understand what I am saying very well.

Man I know too much to trade words with you.
You are too shallow take on.
Your posts are just too watery for me to digest...There are just two of you on this section!
Pls try to be a bit intelligent in your assertions!
Some of us are allergic to folly!!

otemanuduno:
Yahweh and Allah and Faulkin(the trinity) don't judge humans(thinkers). They judge only animals: the goats (Muslims) and the sheep(Christians)
. Human beings(Thinkers) don't go in the direction of their own hallucinatory afterlives.

FYI, both Yahweh and Allah are currently in their spiritual prison and according to the thummim, they will remain there for 1000 years.

You make no sense at all!

otemanuduno:


If that's how d god of junia ignores the xtians and the Jews to send money into the bank accounts of the unbelievers like me, then it is a very good reason to remain an unbeliever and keep enjoying his goodies, rather than terminating that goody goody as soon as I become a believer.

To hell with Yahweh, the wicked son of God the Universe!!!

You will be dumb before Him at judgment and will reap only what you sow.

otemanuduno:
It's a free world guy. As for me, no going back. My bulldog is already named Yahweh and the world wouldn't collapse

Yes the world won't collapse but your madness remains!
Now that's sad! You need help and that urgent.
Run to Jesus, He has cure to your malady.

alignacademy:


Yes, there are manipulations with the ultimate aim of getting you into confusion and FEAR.

Remember: your mind is the battleground. If evil forces can get you into living in fear, they've made a strong inroad into your life.

Like @enshy suggested, get closer to GOD by knowing who you are in Christ and living by the power of the Holy Spirit.

Victory is yours in Christ. Greater is He in you than he in the world and if GOD be for you and in you, who can be against you?

SirJeffry, this response is concise and precise.
Thanks alignacademy.

CatfishBilly:
What proof is more than a DNA test in a parental conflict? Pray, do tell.

Have you at anytime gone for the DNA test to ascertain your parents? If not, then you believed the stories you were told ba?

ipreach:

Special invitation for you. Deeper Christian Life Ministry invites you to her 2017 edition of Easter Retreat with the theme:'CONQUERING WITH THE CRUCIFIED KING'
Date: 13th to 16th April 2017

Venue: Any DEEPER LIFE CAMPGROUND NEAREST TO YOU.

Ministering: Pastor W.F. Kumuyi (General Superintendent)

www.dclm.org


http://godsinspired..com.ng/2017/04/deeper-life-easter-retreat-2017.html

I love that line 'come expecting and you go rejoicing'
All our blessings are anchored on our expectation!
Welldone ipreach! God reward you!!
I love that DLBC GS so much, I love the ministry.
God told me to understudy 3 ministries and DLBC is just one of them.
May none of the three Im understudying die without maximum impact on my life and destiny! Amen!!

SirJeffry:
I will try to be as precise as I can. It is night here now but I find it hard to sleep because of the dream I had previous night.

I saw my uncle's wife in my dream cutting down a tree, calling my name, saying I will die. In Igbo, that tree is called ogirisi tree, it's a small tree and I remember seeing my grand father used it for his traditional stuffs.

This woman is not fettish as far as i know and I dont have issues with her, in fact we haven't seen for almost 5yrs now.

As I saw and overheard that, I immediately pounced on her(that's my training, attack a threat to my life viciously) and nearly killed her before she ran into her neighbor's home.

The neighbor, a woman who i couldnt remember joined her in challenging me with their juju and I woke up.

My mind tells me something is going on but I discussed with my mum who told me she would pray about it.

Does anyone have an idea on this? Serious minded people please, no jokes.
cc: Tayejiboluwa

Lalasticlala, you can help on this.

Your dream isnt what you see when you sleep but what the scripture says about you.
Your dream 'you shall not die but live to declare the works of God', 'no weapon formed against you shall prosper' and so many in scriptures.
Dont bother about what this story is all about just rebuke the devil and he will flee.

coolgee26:

I would like to ask, are you a Christian and is ya debate centred around the CHRISTIAN GOD?
If yes, I believe ya question is off no importance cos most atheists were Theists (specifically Christians)
Now listing the attributes of the Christian god is enough to to end this debate.

Which god are you referring to. Be specific... There are thousand of gods, (Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, Thor, Krishna).... Which

Bro pls don't act up.
We all know he talks about the Supreme God!
Anyone can call himself anything but we know what's true and false.
I thought there are many Buhari but if I mention 'Buhari signs the budget', every wise one knows who I'm referring to.
Pls let's be real!

Wilgrea7:

..... its catfishbilly ...

I'm sorry I laughed out! Thought I was the only one who noticed that!

CatfishBilly:

If I say a fictional animal ugbelegbele exists, you'll say no, and I ask you to define ugbelegbele, it doesn't make sense right?
Same thing asking me to define God who I say doesn't exist.

Bro, you are wrong.
I can't say what I don't know doesn't exist.
If I do, my answer is unintelligent. You shouldn't do same!

On a lighter note, that bro twisted your moniker...It sounds funny ooo...na billy no be belly..

FearlessDapsin:
I am not an atheist and I don't care who you are, OLD MAN.

Then I'll have expected you answer in line with wisdom!
Thanks!!

kjhova:


I will disregard your question about number of eyes and go straight to your more humane points.

OP will not get any proof from me other than my word of mouth. This is the same answer Jesus gave when the pharisees asked him for proof.

If you want more than I have given, please enter Iyare bus to Benin, from there please connect to Afuze in Owan by bus and ask for directions to Ake. You can so easily locate the family home from the names I dropped earlier.

This is how mostly atheistic scientists have applied themselves through strenuous research and exploration to discover the many secrets of this world while religious folks rely on words of "revelation" from holy books and holy folks.

I can't help laugh your epistle out...Fit only for thrash can
Which research? What have they come up with if not criticisms?
I would they researched into life after death and told us about it since they are good researchers...Let them die and come back to life.
Let me ask: What did your atheist mentors tell you about life? Why do we live to die? Why must there be an end to life?
Friend, provide evidences or keep mute!

felixomor:
They will not answer this one....

Don't you see them struggling to put words together?
OP made his point: The Atheists thinking, opinion and stance of a God who doesn't exist is foolish and unfounded if he has equally believed other historical stories without evidence.
Matter don't finish!

ifenes:
Indeed a lame question.

Is it as lame as asking who created God?

adepeter26:
HBP go soon g0 catch enshy.......

My friend, how are you jor?
HBP passed over me when it saw The Blood of Gods True and Only Son, Jesus.
You should be weary not to have it save you are covered by that same blood.
This guy nko? akintom is he fine? my heart reaches out to him!

kjhova:


Dear god's dear son, my great grand father's name is Idehai Aleh and he was born in Igbo'o, Ake, Owan-Edo province of Southern Nigeria Protectorate on a market Sunday approximated as 18th February, 1906.

So there you have mine and I am just an African with less than 100 years of European style family record keeping. Royal families in Europe and even Ethiopia keep family records and can trace back to beyond 900AD.

I am an atheist...what was your point again?

BTW, i noticed fleximore has already been greasing his holy balls all over this thread in some premature victory dance.

Do you read with your two eyes open?
Op reads support with evidence and proofs.
So you just believed the stories you were told.
Your mentor Seun once called it 'tales by moonlight'

FearlessDapsin:
I am not an atheist but damn, your question is absurd! Cripes, your grandfather and your father are enough proof that your great grandfather existed. This thread is as foolish as me telling you to prove the existence of your father even though I can see you!

Only fools see foolishness in sanity.
That's a sane question but fools can't understand.
See your answer yet to an atheist, human existence, the wonders in the skies, the rivers, oceans, animals and all there is on earth and in the skies, moon, sun, stars and planets are not enough to prove God's creative Power and His eternal existence.
You just sounded like a kid to me!

You deserve to live Dont take your own life!

AnonyNymous:

Let me save you from further embarrassing yourself

A theist is a person that believes in God.

An atheist is a person that doesn't believe in God.

An agnostic is a person who is unsure of whether there is a God or not.

An agnostic theist is a person who believes in God, but isn't sure. Likewise an agnostic atheist doesn't believe in God, but isn't sure.

A deist believes in God but also believes that God doesn't interfere with the universe.

A pantheist believes the universe is God.

A misotheist/anti-theist is a person who is against theists and hates theists.

A panentheist is a person who believes the universe is a part of God, for example God exists remotely as a spirit and the universe is God's physical body.

Bases on the following, you are a theist. Why? You believe God exists.

Theism can be broken down further

Monotheism: Belief in only one God. Examples of monotheistic religions include Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.

Polytheism: Belief in more than one God. Examples of Polytheistic religions include African traditional religions, Ancient Egyptian religions, etc.

Please stop embarrassing yourself. Its no longer fun to watch. If you have ever laughed at Patience Jonathan before, that was exactly how you sounded and you were still arguing on top of it.

Young man, theist is semantics, Im spiritual.
You are the embarassment!
You dont tell me who I am, I know so sit still and dont stress.
I dont need your boring lectures..I am Jesus disciple...Thats who I am.
Not by profession, by lifestyle and xter

adepeter26:

Stop been ignorant, arrogant and dull. accept you fvcked up like dame patience....
You're here claiming you knew Jesus since 90s yet visit Google when ya lecturer gives you assignment.....
Will Google teach me what I know?

Seems Christianity make has eaten deep into you that you now think with a different organ other than the brain

DNA is not a nucleotide but RNA is - how does that sound?....
You sound too intelligent for my liking bro

Lol.....

Its now an obvious fact that you know nothing than bully, criticisms and noise making.
Googles boy, you can equally ask Google who founded facebook and nairaland or who FM of Man Utd and Madrid are? I know well google is your only source of information on the internet.
Pls remember if it tells you Seun founded facebook and Zuckerberg founded nairaland, just take it, its Google.
Nonsensical Rubbish!
Pls reminded that Google is just a Search Engine, nothing more.

Niflheim:
@op,

I guess I can also use these 3 christian leaders to judge you and all your fellow church members!!!

You are so ignorant of who I am.
I dont know Pope, I know Jesus.
You will make sense only if you do one thing: post where these popes have openly declared their allegiance to Christ, their commitment to him and preach Christ like living.
If you cant do that, please go rest with your atheist popes!

adepeter26:

Another Remodifications. You need to visit Google to know what theism (real meaning of theism and it's types) is all about and where Christianity falls.
Smh

Super story

Lol

Your responses are childish and ridiculous.
I should check Google? Google was founded 1998, I knew Jesus early 90s.
Will Google teach me what I know?
Googles boy, if google says Theism is same as Christianity, pls inform them to contact me for clarification.
adepeter26, pls take a chill...Your responses are becoming too boring and unintelligent!
Thanks if you would do as adviced.

adepeter26:

Another Felixomor in the making....
Biblical scholars claiming intelligent and spirit wise.

Anyways, hopefulLandlord, I think he's 100% right.

You actually you lack the power of the Holy Spirit, that was why you couldn't decipher the difference between been a Theist and a Christian.
You need the holy spirit to open your eyes, inner eyes and mind to see there are differences between the both.....

If Im dull, you are no where near me.
See both of you make a fool of yourselves.
I aint just a Christian, I am a disciple of Jesus.
Please be careful lest you become a piece of niusance in this section with your unintelligent reasonings.