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Travel / Re: How Much Would It Cost To Travel To Dubai? by Enudapan: 6:37pm On Jul 08, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Ogbeni Dubai is very very good
For enjoyment, flexing and relaxing

But if you are going to work or hustle there is a no no
You don't make the money in Dubai
But you spend the mulla in Dubai

If nah for hustle try Korea, Cyprus and co
Unless you dey bomb steadily

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Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Enudapan: 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

E don be for you nah!
Nothing can actually be done right now
It's already late

Is either she drops school
Or.........

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Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Inspects Underground Pedestrian Tunnel In Kano (Photos) by Enudapan: 12:41pm On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

spinna:
hope say no be futre stabbing,robbing,raping zone be dis

Lolz
Exactly what's on my mind
Shaa
But forget nah too much Hollywood movies
The do me and yo.. cool grin

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Romance / Re: California Prison Guard Had Sex With An Inmate In Front Of 11 Others by Enudapan: 9:54am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

This girl fine shaa
Enjoy your life joor
Its a YOLO thing
You like an inmate
You serve him kepkus
No big nah,

But everything should be on coded
Imagine sexing in front of 11 others
As you fine reach, making there dick to be
Rising upandan, the would definitely get jealousy nah and snitch on you since the are inmates too,
That are not likely to have sexy till God knows when

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C: How To Fix Wrong Bank Account Details by Enudapan: 9:23am On Jul 07, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
Nah mumu they do N power

I rather seat down
And bomb heavily

Like an odogwu with mushin weed
In my hands
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C: How To Fix Wrong Bank Account Details by Enudapan: 9:22am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
Nah mumu they do N power

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Car Talk / Re: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by Enudapan: 9:18am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I didn't even know
There was a ban on it
Till I got a car
Crime / Re: 'She Was Making My Manhood Rise Spiritually' - Man Who Beheaded His Aunt by Enudapan: 7:58am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Why is the idiot still alive self!


You auntie was making your manhood to rise spiritual
Why not Bleep her spiritual too, mumu!
You deserve lynching
Education / Re: Philip Okafor: UNIBEN Student Returns A Missing Wallet With Money (Photo) by Enudapan: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Nice one

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Politics / Re: Falana: Northern And Southern Governors Have Banned Open Grazing In Nigeria by Enudapan: 7:44am On Jul 07, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Every day in this country cow this, cow that
In this 21 century were ranching has taken over
Infact
I get client
Wey I dey run local
For odinary SA here,
She told that all her life (since she was born)
She has never seen a live cow before,
Yet sA consumes more beef than Nigeria
Even odinary cape Town, consumes more meat than the entire Nigeria
You need to see there foods
But here in Nigeria, were meat is costly
You will be seeing cows every where you go
Just like MTN
The keep banning and rebanning open grazing
And aboki self no dey here word
Yesterday
I still see cow for mushin

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Health / Re: Cost Of IVF In Nigeria: All You Need To Know by Enudapan: 3:40pm On Jul 06, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms


I love the way God, is helping men with technology

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo, Tonto Dikeh Slam Yomi Fabiyi Over ‘Oko Iyabo’ by Enudapan: 3:24pm On Jul 06, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

The moment I saw Tonto dikeh and iyabo ojo
I just knew, it was another clunt chasing stuff

The two names above
Like seeking unnecessary public/media attention

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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogiri Buys A Range Rover, Her Third New Car In 7 Months (Pix) by Enudapan: 10:02pm On Jul 05, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

And muna obiekwe died for inability of small funds to treat his own disease,
Dude was even more popular than this girl

Truly truly
The olosho Nollywood industry pays more ladies than men,
The future self is truly femail sorry Gmail

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: I Was Kicked Out Of Miss Nigeria Contest In 2003 by Enudapan: 8:31pm On Jul 04, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

How this girl suddenly became the richest
Blogger in Nigeria, even richer than seun
Is one thing
I don't understand!
The future is truly femail abi Gmail

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Sports / Re: My Live View Of Nigeria Vs Mexico At The Coliseum Stadium by Enudapan: 8:10pm On Jul 04, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
I so much love Mexico
There own Spanish language is bae
Plus the type of drugs the do there

My love for
Pablo Escabor shaa
The odogwu of all times

Prechboy:
Pablo Escobar is not Mexican. Maybe you meant El chapo

Chio see wetin weed the do me
Yeah I meant El Chapo

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Kill Scores Of ISWAP-Boko Haram Terrorists, Lose Two In Banki by Enudapan: 3:46pm On Jun 28, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Kill Them all,
All this blood thirst terrorist
Destroy them all
An urinate on there corpse
Politics / Re: Zarah Ado Bayero: Things To Know About Yusuf Buhari's Fianceé by Enudapan: 3:46pm On Jun 27, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

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Food / Re: Why Do Most People Cook Rice On Sundays??? by Enudapan: 2:36pm On Jun 27, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
Because rice is a perfect combination with mushin weed,
The thing sweet die.. Sunday jellof with Az or sk
One of the best nutritional diet in Africa

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Politics / Re: Road That Bashir Ahmad Tweeted In 2017 That Is 94% Completed by Enudapan: 7:49pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Lolz..
This guy just cracked up my ribs
Is he the special comedian of the president!

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Funeral Details Released By Synagogue Church (Photo) by Enudapan: 7:45pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Rip
I don't know why other church pastor hate you
(Especially they our Daddy G.o crew) maybe just because you don't row with there crew..
Anyway I love your charity works

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pentagon Releases UFO Report ( Pix) by Enudapan: 5:25pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

U.s military
And their big brother roles

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Car Talk / Re: Seller crashes Customer’s Ferrari in Abuja, just before it was purchased. by Enudapan: 5:23pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

En don buy market!

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Music/Radio / Re: Naira Marley & Busiswa - "Coming' (Official Video) by Enudapan: 5:21pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

I have been searching for the video of the song
Including Ameno original video!
Politics / Re: Court Convicts Four Cyber Criminals In Uyo by Enudapan: 9:51pm On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Normal levels

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Crypto Fraud Suspects by Enudapan: 9:50pm On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated
Politics / Re: FG Denies Sponsoring Bills To Regulate Social Media by Enudapan: 1:33pm On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

If you like ban everything
En still no concern us!

Just like we have Even all forgotten that Twitter was ban, as VPN has become a normal thing for us

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Politics / Re: Food Insecurity, Famine Looming In Nigeria - Edward Kallon Calls For Help by Enudapan: 7:52am On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Nigeria is the only country where minimum wage, is not up to the price for a bag of rice

That's why every young nigga should start taking mushin weed and start up a B0mbing career,
And when you get small mulla, exist this shit hole
For your own mental health

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Politics / Re: $430 Million Enugu-Cameroon Highway To Be Ready Before End Of 2021- AfDB by Enudapan: 7:32am On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Africa and mediocrity
I saw the picture on Twitter
International highway indeed
Yet single Lane! (Not even odinary double lane)

Yet they are quoting millons of dollars for odinary single Lane!

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: Recruitment Into Federal Civil Service No Solution To Unemployment by Enudapan: 7:31am On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Every young nigga out there should
Start taking mushin weed
And start up a B0mbing career
Cos government can't help your unemployment

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Health / Re: FCT On Alert As Cholera Kills Seven, 91 Infected by Enudapan: 7:30am On Jun 25, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated
Romance / Re: Guys Get Severe Consequences For Cheating On Women These Days!!! by Enudapan: 4:05pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

How can a guy be getting consequences for cheating like WTF,
The main reason why I like our odogwu ancestors with balls that practice polygamy and yet any married woman that cheats will be disgrace in the market square!

If I cheat, I Tell you sorry
If you no like am, you comot
Another person the wait!
Am the man here
Not the other way round

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Sports / Re: UEFA Abolishes Away Goals Rule As Major Champions League & Europa League Change by Enudapan: 4:01pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Nice one


The same away goal eliminated Ajaxs from champions league semi finals.. dying minutes
I think in favor of Tottenham!

So is a
Nice move
Everyteam should work hard and stop waiting for away goal

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