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Truth is bitter

YourMain:
Lol it is don't try it oo

but there is no harm in trying na

[quote author=Nubian113 post=42520917][/quote]haba, even u too

HateU2:
Buy something for me this val or I'm telling ur gf about us
*We are all side chicks till we are married*

hahaha. Badt sharp bebe

YourMain:
Ehhh

mean right

Hahaha. Dis is dam wicked o

We humans most times tend to do things/envy people we "think or believe" to be perfect but in reality no one is "perfect". And when we get closer to such perfect people, you would discover that they are not so perfect after all but just that they sometimes are very good at hiding their own disabilities. We all have that one little something or attitude which either draws us back or sometimes makes us feel ashame of ourselves but you see, God is not man and dosen't think the way we do and dosen't also discriminate between people just the way we humans do. Infact, sometimes he uses people with disabilities to shame those who feel they have arrived. So my brethren, no matter your disability, trust God and also with his help you can work on your self to be better.

Happy Sunday

Lala, mynd44 move dis ministry na

Nna men...

Macclane:
[b][/b]we take our leave

leave 2where na Be a man and defend ya woman

domopps:
Investigate......
Cheeeeeers

investigate wetin? Sumtin hapening ryt infront of ur eyes HAba

1. The security guard who spent £3,500 so he could look like the DEVIL

Gavin Paslow, a 39-year-old security guard, spent £3,552 to fund operations to give himself a fangs, a forked tongue and horns. Paslow, who has changed his name to Diablo Delenfer, or devil from the inferno - carried out 'body modifications' to look more like Lucifer.
His transformation began with his bizarre 'budding horns' - two domed implants made from hard Teflon on either side of his forehead. The £200-a-piece operations, carried out by a specialist in Manchester, were done without anesthetic in early 2008 - and took a total of five hours. The same cosmetic surgeon carried out a further procedure, also without anesthetic, to 'fork' his tongue - which involved slicing it down the middle with a scalpel. He later had a final operation to make his ears pointed at the tips. The fangs were achieved by grinding down his canine teeth and attaching £560 permanent ceramic crowns to each one. He also has 29 tattoos covering most of his upper body. To finish off his demonic look, Paslow wears green lizard-style contact lenses and, on special occasions, a long undertakers' tail coat combined with a frilly shirt.
The divorced father-of-two said his body is a work in progress and that he is not satanic but rather addicted to body modification.

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein: a US$4 million monster
Known by the press by the nickname of "The Bride of Wildenstein" --a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein
Jocelyn Wildensteinhas allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, ending up as one of the worst and most famous cases of plastic surgery addiction. But who did that happened?
Once upon a time, in the late 70’s there was a beautiful women named Jocelyn Wildenstein. Jocelyn really had it made. She was a fresh-faced mother of two and married to an extremely rich art dealer. That is until she caught her husband in bed with a 21 year old Russian model. Now, any normal person would just leave her husband and take all of his money with her, right? Not Jocelyn Wildenstein! Instead she decided to win back her husbands love and make herself more beautiful by going under the knife. Well, her husband left her anyways, but Jocelyn will always have her plastic surgeon.

3. Dennis Avner: the Catman
Dennis Avner, also known by "Catman" or his native american name of "Stalking Cat",
has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger's.

4. Eric Sprague: the Lizardman

Born Eric Sprague in 1972, the Lizardmanwas one of the first people to have a split tongue and in some circles is seen to be wholly responsible for the recent popularity of this particular modification. This 37 year old man has transformed himself into a reptile via 700 hours of tattooing, five Teflon horns implanted beneath the skin of his eyebrows, filing down of his teeth into sharp fangs, bifurcation of his tongue, and stretching of his septum and earlobes.


http://www.oddee.com/item_96587.aspx

johnydon22:
Why are you calling Naija babes.. if Naija babes or every girl in this world looks like so then am gonna remain single till i die

hahaha, yes boss

Hmn, naija babes where una dey

Muscular bodies are not exclusive for men. Meet ten amazing female bodybuilders who spent way too many hours in the gym.

http://www.oddee.com/item_97013.aspx

All this funny funny stories, only God knows

Prophet TB Joshua who is the founder of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), has come under fire several times for allegedly hiring people to pretend to be sick and disabled and then claim to heal them during his prayer meetings.
Kwaku Bonsam, who operates from a shrine at Sa-Peiman, a village on the outskirts of Nsawam in east Ghana, is assumed to be a very strong witch doctor who is also called ‘Devil of Wednesday’.
Apparently, this Ghanaian priest is said to be very powerful, that he has claimed he’s the ‘spiritual father’ of some of the most powerful preachers in Africa.
Here’s what the priest had to say:
“Over 1, 700 pastors and so called men of God from different parts of Africa have approached me, seeking powers to perform miracles, including Prophet T.B Joshua from Nigeria. He is my boy. I challenge him to come out and deny this.Apart from the pastors, many prominent business people and celebrated church founders in Africa frequent my shrine for my services and if they deny, I am going to name them.”
Kwaku Bonsam went on to say that his god is calledKofi-Kofi,and he fortifies him with supernatural powers which he in turn provides to pastors across Africa.
The question is, why would he choose to threaten to expose his ‘dedicated’ patrons?

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/01/witch-doctor-threatens-to-expose-tb.html#more

I guess am like Sarah, impatience

GMan650:
OP, yu sef dey dere?

Wait isn't that lalasticlala in that blue shirt behind Naijaboiy and obioraa

i no dey there o. I bin just dey pass, na him i kon c dem dey form line, na him i snap dem

Moz22:
Someone shd summarize this pls..

haba guy, dis smal tin u no fit read What wud hapen if u read d main article then

peacengine:
I don't av a sister, but if I did how will my dck rise for her I dey craze?

hahaha, u neva jam. By d tym dey say they wud use knife to do her if u kant do ha na den ur eye go clear wela.

Dis robbers are so sick

IamLEGEND1:
I no get sister,so I no go understand.

ok, what if it was ur bro/mum u were asked to slip with by d robbers?

uncjay:
Though, I come to understand that emotions are subjective in human morality. I like your point here about seeing a psychologist. But are you also saying there the possibility of both individuals having feelings for each other over time, after the experience??

yes o. Very big posibility. And if dat hapens, they might start sleeping with each oda at home secretly

saintloveren:
hmmm well according to my say and experience in spiritual matters, the moment they both slept with each other, in the realm of the spirit, a vail was open for every demon to enter into their life, from demon of sadness and depression to demon of torment that they cant forget to demon of anger, what they need is a thorough deliverance to chase away those wicked evil spirits in the name of JESUS, then after they need the word of GOD as a food to be eaten daily and by so doing the love of GOD will flourish in their life and their past will be over and behind them, what will be left is only the love for JESUS and to live for the future.

see the way ur talking as if its one easy thing to do. Haba

Crazy in love: What happens in your brain when you really do have chemistry

You may wonder why anyone in the throes of an illicit affair would risk their marriage, family and career for the sake of a what may seem like an irrational crush.
But doctors have begun to unravel the mystery of why love can make us giddy, irrational and even ridiculous.
Scanning technology allows neurologists to unearth incredible images of what happens in our brains when we fall in love.

Dumb love: When we are passionate about a person it makes parts of our brain shut down, including the ones controlling fear and judgement.
They have mapped the chemical changes that occur and discovered the parts of the brain that activate – and more importantly, the parts that shut down – during the heady days of courtship.
And far from being blissful, they have discovered how it can make us nervous and unstable.
They hope it may also one day reveal why a few of us might overstep the mark when dealing with the object of our affections.

THE BRAIN IN LOVE

The frontal cortex, vital to judgment, shuts down when we fall in love. MRI scans show this de-activation occurs only when someone is shown a photo of the person they adore, causing them to suspend all criticism or doubt.
Semir Zeki, professor of neuro-aesthetics at University College London, says: ‘When you look at someone you are passionate about, some areas of the brain become active,’ he says. ‘But a large part is de-activated, the part that plays a role in judgment.’

Prof Zeki believes the brain may behave in this way for ‘higher biological purposes’ – it makes reproduction more likely. If judgment is suspended, the most unlikely pair can get together and reproduce. Someone in love will still be capable of making other major decisions in their lives, from striking a business deal to choosing a new mortgage.
And this sanity makes it harder for friends to convince them ‘they have taken leave of their senses’ when it comes to an ill-advised affair.
Brain scans have also shown the area of the brain that controls fear, and another region involved in negative emotions, close down, explaining why people feel so happy with the world – and unafraid of what might go wrong – when they fall head over heels.

Read the rest at the source because its quite. Thanks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2230969/Crazy-love-What-happens-brain-really-chemistry.html

And dis made fp All dis mods sef

nellaluv:
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land4 how much?

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