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I would just make a list here but if you want to read it up, you can follow the link. This is because i know some of my nairaland peeps can be lazy when it comes to reading...

1. Vladimir Puttin
2. Nicolas Cage
3. Keanu Reaves
4. John Travolta
5. Jay-Z
6. Mathew McConaughey
7. Charlie Sheen
8. Leonardo Di Caprio
9. Sylvester Stallone
10. Peter Dinklage

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Are you seeing double?
Twin brothers Craig and Mark Sanders met twin sisters Diane and Darlene Nettermeyer at the Twins Festival in Twinsberg, Ohio. Craig and Diane fell in love, and so did Mark and Darlene. Eventually, they got married in the same ceremony, moved into adjoining houses, and Diane and Craig had twin boys!

Monozygotic ("identical" twins occur in 33.3 per 1,000 US births. What are the odds of twins marrying twins and having twins? Consult your bookie.

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1. Man Lives with Corpse as His Lover

You want weird? How about Count Carl Van Cosel, who was not a count and whose last name was really Tanzier. A lonely x-ray technician, he became obsessed with Elena Hoyos, who was a patient at the hospital where he worked. Elena was suffering from tuberculosis and the Count promised to restore her to health with his x-ray machine. Secretly, he knew that she was dying. When she finally passed on October 25, 1931, she was buried, but Van Cosel convinced the family to move her to a mausoleum. What they didn't know was that he had the only key and would visit her every night. After a few years, he secretly moved her to his house, where he would dress her up in bridal clothes and sometimes dance (and probably do other things) with her. He covered her decaying flesh with wax and plaster and doused her with perfume. He was eventually caught and tried for his heinous deeds, but by this time the statute of limitations had passed.
He may have suffered from Necrophilia, a sexual attraction to a corpse.

2. Gamer Marries a Videogame Character

As Pee Wee Herman might say, “You love that video game so much, why don't you marry it?” Well, one player took that advice to heart. A 27-year-old man who goes by the name of Sal 9000 streamed what was described as a “semi-serious” wedding to Nene Anegasaki, a two-dimensional cartoon character that exists inside the Nintendo DS gameLove Plus. Vows were exchanged, there was a DJ, and the ceremony ended with a kiss. Watch below!
He may suffer from Schediaphilia, or sexual arousal from a cartoon character.

3. Woman Stalker Planned a Wedding with Her Victim

This brings new meaning to the term "surprise marriage."
One very important thing about a wedding is that it should occur between consenting adults. But that didn't stop Madeline Desmet, 64, from planning a wedding with a man she barely knew. Desmet met the man (who is unidentified) briefly at church in 2010 and was instantly lovestruck. However, the feeling was not mutual, in spite of the fact that she sent him 50 letters professing her “undying” love. Things got really weird/scary when the woman went so far as to plan a December wedding, setting up a date at the municipal court and even picking out rings for the occasion; the man was tipped off when the jeweler called him about payment.
She may suffer from Limerance, an overwhelming romantic obsession with an unfamiliar person, as well asFatal Attractionsyndrome.

4. A Woman Marries a Dolphin

Meet Sharon Tendler and her husband Cindy. No, this isn't a gay marriage - Cindy is a boy... dolphin! It was the first interspecies "marriage" between a human and a porpoise. Ms. Tendler, an eccentric millionaire, met Cindy at an Israeli resort in the early 1990s and courted him for more than a dozen years. Finally, Cindy and Sharon were wed on December 28. 2005. Sadly, Cindy died in June the following year.
She may suffer from Zoophilia, or sexual activity with a non-human animal, as well as Bestiality.


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1. Endtime dogs
2. What the ladies like, hehe

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kirchofff:
e no too cost na, just hold like $2.1b

haba But my name no b dasuki na. Neither am i his son or related2 him in any way. Omor ur eye dey red o

kirchofff:
K

how much 4ur land

This couple returned to their honeymoon location during their 51st anniversary.

Isn't it lovely

Well somethings up there are the truth itself but because of our experiences, its hard4 guys and ladies to trust each oda.

Laveda:
The thing is..
I can't just leave that place unkept

so does having pubic hair mean dat d place is unkept?

What is wrong with u people of this days? Something as serious as this and instead of you to go to the hospital your here looking for answers online. Kontinu. Na ur body na. Na u knw as e dey do u

firstking01:
I 've nt really seen a gal that loves wrestling...itz either they are into zee world or telemundo,,,btw, i so like john cena...he no dey do patial for him fight.

dats because u hvnt seen dem watching it. Just ask dem and see

Bisjosh:
i love wrestling

i know na

AwesomeDuru:
They get to fantacize on them six packs.

abi o

Some ladies and wrestling is like rice and stew o. They just always flow wella.

I have been noticing it for a while now but what made me write this is because of my little experience sometime ago.

I went to my aunts biz center in a school to help her out in typing a project. While i was busy sweating inside the shop so that i would be able to meet up the deadline, i heard some ladies from afar gisting and laughing happily(like 5 of them). I kept wondering what was tickling their fancy that hot afternoon but i refused to eaves drop but rather face my work. Then the ladies walked right up to my shop and sat down outside using the plastic chairs that we kept outside for customers to relax.

At this point, i said to myself, ehen! i finally can eaves drop freely since its my shop. So one of the ladies said ehen, where were we na, as i was saying...bla blah blah
at that instant i realised that they were talking something related to sports and i was like haba! This ladies are cool o cause i thought they were talking football. So i now stood up and walked towards the door to really hear their conversation only for me to start hearing things like "did you see how mark henry dealt with undertaker? Chai when is randy orton fighting brock lesna?what time? Can't miss it o, i really love john cena, that guy is really strong? And then anything you can think of about wrestling. I was like, hmmm, na wa o. Na wrestling dey make dem smile like so Abegi make i go face ma job jare.

One other day, i visited a lady friend and we were just gisting in the parlour. The moment it hit 4pm, na so all the girls for the house starting from their mumsy to sisters all came to the living room. The mumsy said with a sweet smile on her face "my dear sorry o, we would have to interrupt your movie because we want to watch wrestling and its my favourite program" and i said no problem ma, go ahead. Na so wrestling start, omor see all eyes were seriously shining with fine fine smiles all around. The only thing i could do was just to nod my head whenever they talked to me.

The final line was drawn when we went visiting at a friends house. We were all watching a nice animation which i was eager to see the ending but all of a sudden, t.v alarm rang and the channel switched. Low and behold, what did i see? WWE. Na so the last born shout mummy, they have started your program o. The mum all the way from her room shouted am coming o, and she was running to the parlour and she said to me she cant miss this o and i said to her i know

I also noticed its not just wrestling but anything showing muscle (ladies no crucify me o D

I Guess as guys = football,
ladies = wrestling and any sport with muscle


Source: my mind, hehe with little modifications. Abeg o, no counter thread

JohnEazy:
front page

hahaha, ma bro dnt mind d mods jare

Snowangel4:
Harsh

harsh but very very necessary

See me see wahala o e don b 4 dat person

Hmmm, dis is not confirmed though and i dont trust this "FNN" but like eminem said "alot of truth is said in jest"

who knows, d story funny though might have an iota of truth sha


In a week that has been rife with accusations and counter accusations of Artistes pinching song ideas and intellectual property from their fellow artistes without permission (re: Dammy Krane and Wizkid), we may well have just uncovered the biggest story yet.

According to a very reliable source, we can authoritatively report that HKN Hit maker and Nigerian Music Superstar, Davido is laying claim to, arguably, one of the BIGGEST songs of last year, the song with we can say catapulted the young Mavin Artiste Korede Bello, to the stratosphere of the Nigerian Music Industry.

Davido has outright accused Korede Bello of stealing the idea of the hit song ‘God Win’ from him during a visit to his studio by the latter. He said“I have kept quiet about it all along, mostly because I’ve been trying to focus on other things and I’m like……..let the boy shine…….but people have been making certain comments in the media……and I’ve had it up to here. That song is mine. It’s my intellectual property, and he stole it from me. The World needs to know”.

Davido reportedly made the claim during a night out with members of the HKN gang, Shina Rambo and B-Red. When pressed for more information by our very reliable source, he went into a furious tirade, describing in detail how Korede Bello stole the song from him.

“I made a huge mistake allowing him into my studio! Huge mistake! He had come together with the rest of the MAVIN Crew and The Don himself, they wanted to discuss a collaboration between me and Reekado! I was even considering doing a song with him too! This is how he pays me?! Mahn! I had written God Win 2 nights before, though the lyrics were a bit different…he Changed them! The original version was:
‘I don get her number, God Win. She come into my bed na God Win……I spray her my dough na G…’

Why was I singing about girls and money at the same time I was singing about God? Let’s not talk about. The bottom-line is, he found the lyrics lying in the studio in the small book I wrote it in. I know he was the last person who looked at that book!

After they left I started looking for it…………..I went to check the exact place I kept it……….it was smelling like Relaxer and Jerry Curl Cream and Pink Oil……….Reekado has dada………….Di’ja was wearing wig……….Don Baba barbed skin cut……….D’Prince was was smelling like Olay cream but what I perceived was Vaseline………Dr Sid didn’t come with them……..so I knew it was Korede. I just decided to fashi! Next thing I know some weeks later, I HEAR THE SONG ON THE RADIO! AND IT SOUNDED BETTER THAN I EXPECTED! I WAS ANGRYYYYY!”

*at this point Davido tosses a glass of champagne angrily across the room but it bounces off a cushion and hits Shina Rambo on the head. Shina passes out. Davido doesn’t care. He continues

*“I just left it, you know, let the boy have a hit. Then I watched an interview after the headies where that PulseTV guy asked a man on the street what the best song of 2015 was and you know what the man said?! GOD WIN! He even sang the song! That was when I lost it”.
In light of these accusations, we tried to reach Korede Bello for comments. All he had to say was

“Egbon Davido, if you want the song back………………………please don’t want it back! This is my biggest song!”....


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scantee:
ya i undersands ur point just that is not that easy knowing how far you have gone with ur plans for over 3yrs now, it hurts more because i singlehandedly relegated all my female friends to the bench only to make her comfortable & win her trust, believe me i have hundreds of female crushers but i never gave them the chance just to make her happy..<in my next world i would never date a student> again....

well its very painful i know but from d luk of tins i tink u talk2 her but if she stil wants to b in confusion, den ma guy move on o. It is painful i know but men u just hav to leave ha and get on wit ur life. Trust me, u may tink u kant do witout her but dats just ur mind playing tricks on u.

Spiderman come and see ur significant other o

More grease to their elbow. With time, una go beta

babseg:
Seriously? See grammar oo. Make I correct u

He rip what he soul

Shekina

haba UNA no go kil me wit laf o U Dey corect am wit ur own gbaguan

Donald you don dey vex everybody abi Kontinu

LONDON —The British Parliament on Monday hosted an extraordinary debate over whether to ban U.S. Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump from visiting the United Kingdom.

The debate, which was triggered by an online petition that described Trump’s comments about Muslims as “hate speech,” did not produce any binding decisions.

Authority to ban someone from the country rests with the home secretary, not with Parliament. But the exchange gave British lawmakers an unusual chance to weigh in directly on U.S. politics.

Read how it all went down here

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/british-parliament-set-to-debate-banning-donald-trump/2016/01/18/7351d87a-ba14-11e5-85cd-5ad59bc19432_story.html

abuaoyen:
C dustbin for head

ozy4christ:
see innovation

hmmm, who i go folow now

Innovation + dustbin = innovative dustbin

PhoebeChristine:
shy, shy, shy, shy

&

sweet, loyal, sexy, faithful

so true!

chai na so u shy reach

If things were done right in this country, people like this won't have the guts to spew this kinda trash. I dont blame him sha. I blame our selfish leaders

American Billionaire and Republican Presidential Front-runner, Donald Trump, has shot a subtle warning to the Nigerian Community in the United States, after he said all Nigerians would be made to leave the country

“when he becomes President”.

He made the “threat” during a rally at Wichita, Kansas. According to Donald Trump, Nigerians ad Mexicans have taken all the jobs meant for honest hard working Americans.

“To Make America great again, we need to get rid of the Muslims, Mexicans and the Africans, especially the Nigerians.

They take all our jobs, jobs meant for honest hard working Americans, and when we don’t give them the jobs, the Muslims blow us up”, Trump said.

“We need to get the Africans out. Not the blacks, the Africans.

Especially the Nigerians. They’re everywhere. I went for a rally in Alaska and met just one African in the entire state. Where was he from? Nigeria!

He’s in Alaska taking our jobs. They’re in Houston taking our jobs. Why can’t they stay in their own country? Why? I’ll tell you why. Because they are corrupt.

Their Governments are so corrupt, they rob the people blind and bring it all here to spend. And their people run away and come down here and take our jobs! We can’t have that! If I become president, we’ll send them all home. We’ll build a wall at the Atlantic Shore. Then maybe we’ll re-colonize them because obviously they did not learn a damn thing from the British!”

His speech was met with raucous applause by the 10,000 strong predominantly Caucasian audience. What this portends for Nigeria in the event of the Trump victory is still unclear, but the Nigerian Ambassador to the US has so far allayed fears of all Nigerians living in the USA, although we gather he has secretly packed his bags and is set to move to Mexico or Canada if Trump becomes President


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