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When you think about it, there's a whole lot that you can do with your hair that most of us never come close to trying.


http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-hair-styles/

flylykace:
Sexy Freak Sexy Sexy
&
Shy Loyal Sexy Shy

na wa o. Na so so sexy dey top ur list, hehehe

Hmmm, ok o

funnynation:
hahaha

no mind dem, always feeling funky

Mine = loving, faithful, loving, loving

The boy just dey feel himself

rappers and their dress sense eh

Valeria Valeryevna Lukyanova born August 23, 1985) is a Moldovan-born Ukrainian model and entertainer, notable for her resemblance to a Barbiedoll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a "real-life Barbie doll" and "human Barbie".

To enhance the effect Lukyanova uses makeup and contact lensesover her naturally green eyes.

She has stated that she has had breast implants, but that the rest of her body is completely natural and slender due to daily gym workouts and a special diet.

YourMain:
Sigh. Do you even know what a hymen is ? Virginity by presence or absence of an hymen is the most ridiculous thing in the world.

You do realise it's possible to have a hymen completely intact even if you've had sex. The hymen isn't a big piece of tissue just covering the entry of the vagina.

Virginity by definition is the state of never having sexual intercourse. If you've had sexual intercourse, you're not a virgin. Finish.

thank you. Atlast someone spills out what virginity means

Meet the “Tree Man,” Who Has One of the Rarest Diseases on Earth
You may have seen photos of Debe Koswara, the Indonesian man with hands and feet that resemble tree bark. His bizarre condition got him the nickname “The Tree Man of Java.”

What is actually covering Koswara are warts that started growing on him when he was 15 after he got a cut on his leg.
Doctors found the growths were caused by the HPV virus, and because of Koswara’s extremely weak immune system his body was unable to contain the warts.

For 25 years Koswara was unable to use his hands, walk without pain, or even eat by himself.

His wife of ten years left him to take care for their two children, and Koswara was unable to work.

Although the extended family offered to help, he was only able to work at a “freak show” in order to support himself.

In 2008, a documentary was created about the strange condition, with the medical name “Epidermodysplasia verruciformis.”

That same year Koswara went into surgery to remove over four pounds of the warts, which finally allowed him to move and eat by himself.

After the procedure, he stated “what I really want first is to get better and find a job. But then, one day, who knows? I might meet a girl and get married.”

Sadly, the warts started growing back again months after he left the hospital.

Koswara continues to see a doctor for his condition, and he would need to get surgery about twice a year to keep off the warts.

The Tree Man condition is so rare that Ion Toater from Romania is the only other person in the world who has it. His story was first discovered in 2007.

Hmmm, na wa o. God help us

http://firsttoknow.com/meet-the-tree-man-who-has-one-of-the-rarest-diseases-on-earth/

Emac34:
Wat abt the lady

d lady Hmmm, i no even one tink am SEf

This is just a summary. Full story on main site

WOMAN'S STORY

Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim.

A 31-YEAR-OLD woman has found love with a tree named Tim and says it’s the best sex she’s ever had.
Emma McCabe says she’s fallen head over heels with the sturdy poplar tree and she’s happy after a string of disastrous relationships.

She also says the sex with the tree is the best she has ever had with anyone.
McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
It’s believed Emma’s bizarre attraction to the tree may be a result of a condition called dendrophilia where a person is sexually attracted to a tree.

MAN'S STORY

Is this the most awkward interview ever? This Morning hosts struggle to question man who makes love to CARS and claims he lost his virginity to a Volkswagen Beetle.

*Edward Smith, 63, is a mecaphile - he is sexually interested in machines

*Has had sex with 700 cars as well as helicopters and planes

*Used to have sex with cars in car parks and car showrooms

*Lost his virginity to his neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle at age 14

*Now has fallen in love with another Beetle he calls Vanilla

*Calls Vanilla his girlfriend and says they 'get intimate' on his private property

*Says he has a 'deep love' and would be 'devastated' if he ever crashed

Edward Smith told presenters Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden that although he has made love to 700 cars in his lifetime, he has now settled down with the ‘love of his life’ - a Volkswagen Beetle he calls ‘Vanilla’.


what a world

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/best-sex-ever-emma-mccabe-plans-to-marry-a-tree-named-tim/news-story/aa01594296752d10af88707a5b4c3637



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html

jejemanito:
ehen then he should give the money back to Anenih who will give it to Dasuki who then will hand it over to EFCC

Wetin hard for there?

hahaha. Bros if i employ u as a labourer to break alot of rocks morning to nyt evry day. Afta al d stres and wahala, ur bin paid ur money den months later i kum bak and tel u to giv me d money i paid u kos i want to refund it, u go gree

Michellla:
They also value football/Pes more than their girlfriends

now ur talking Atleast dis is beta dan sleeping around

Cybertext:
lol... bros just switch over to FIFA, that's were the real deal is.

i would only do dat wen

PES = FIFA

Cutehector:
so dat means God's love is trash? U berra be serious here!

did u read his post at all

tunmidon:
Duh we are not like that

hahaha are u sure? I knw sum ladies who exhibit sum of dem sha

Some weeks bak, ma female frnd kept pressuring i and ma bro(like evry ten mins she kums2 our rum) dat we wud b going out at a certain time. 5mins 2d tym, we were already set. As soon as we came out, we cud not bliev it. She was stil tieing wrapa and tryin2 press ha cloth whch took like about fifteen 2 twenty mins. Haba. She even begd us not 2 go b4 ha sodat people wont cal ha late coma

Csami:
If she smokes weed, can play fifa very well and can cook....wife that bitch!

Cybertext:
lol... lovely thread, that pics about the video game is so hilarious, me and my guys were still talking about really finding a soulmate who can play an Xbox console...
and how romantic that could be.

hahaha. E go make sense sha.
NOTE: Someone said dat if ur bae wins u in fifa or pes, dat means she is cheating on u wit anoda dude who also plays fifa/pes


al u dis fifa players na una infect ma 'pes' to kum dey resemble fifa gameplay ko I go sue una o

tempem:
Nice one, bro. You really tried..

thanks bro. Appreciated.

psyqs:
Copy and paste

but e make sense na. What were u expecting

MosquitoLaps:

so damn true!
especially on the bathroom aspect.
the only things you'll find in my bathroom are my shore, powder, cream, hair cream... and that's it.

I went to sleep over at a female course mate's place, and boy, what I saw ehn!
and she told me she needs to buy more!

dont mind some of these gals jare... Most of dat stuff are so unecessary. Dem just dey form wetin i no know o

AishyWemsy:
I swear these are super cool and hilarious. I read a book, it has some of these facts, since I read the book, my relationship keeps getting better. Cos so many things I would Get angry over, I would just be like it is in him, he is not perfect. Dear fellow women, u just have to understand men, they think SO differently. Pls ladies understand these reasonable jokes.

these resonable jokes