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Guy tel ha wats up. No time o. B4 she go do am 4 public and get a worse embarrasement later. Truth is bita

Josephamstrong1:
I guess it's it camera dat magnified it. I tell u, it's too tiny.

dats a lie. Its not d camera abegi. Comparing d proportion of d egg to palm alone has said it all. Guy i hav seen smaller eggs dan dis. Take it or leave it.

Very funny. U cal dis smal Nah, i have seen eggs way way smaller dan dat bro too smal dat it dosent even have a yolk inside but just d liquid

INTROVERT:
The last picture is so sweet

haba haba dat isnt swit o. At al at al

1. Wedding karate (imagine him kicking her face like bruce lee by mistake)

2. Anointing our things (trad wedding where couple was ask to lay hand on each other's sensitive part and pray)

3. Tha kiss of life (make she no break o)

4. Hmmm, dis wan pain me o

Wat bout manu garba Abi him neva reach2 coach d senior team?

Oliseh wat bout oda naija coaches? Atleast keshi fought d witches n won afcon

Hmm dis tin get reverse efect4 ma body o. I remembad taking it just to b awake at nyt to work in school but the rest na history kos i ended up sleeping almost immediately. I kept noticing it not until som days ago i took it so dat i wont slip in d afternoon but i ended up having d best slip dat afternoon.

Caffeine na my sleeping pill o

When you pray for rain, be ready to deal with the mud- Denzel, the equalizer

1. Cow- a cross like birthmark on its head.

2. A dog - love/heart sign on its back.

3. A cat - a cat image on its back

A newly released studyshows that regular drinkers are less likely to die prematurely than people who have never indulged in alcohol. You read that right: Time reportsthat abstaining from alcohol altogether can lead to a shorter life than consistent, moderate drinking.
Surprised? The tightly controlled study, which looked at individuals between ages 55 and 65, spanned a 20-year period and accounted for variables ranging from socioeconomic status to level of physical activity. Led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas at Austin, it found that mortality rates were highest for those who had never had a sip, lower for heavy drinkers, and lowest for moderate drinkers who enjoyed one to three drinks per day.
Of the 1,824 study participants, only 41 percent of the moderate drinkers died prematurely compared to a whopping 69 percent of the nondrinkers. Meanwhile, the heavy drinkers fared better than those who abstained, with a 60 percent mortality rate. Despite the increased risks for cirrhosis and several types of cancer, not to mention dependency, accidents, and poor judgment associated with heavy drinking, those who imbibe are less likely to die than people who stay dry.
A possible explanation for this is that alcohol can be a great social lubricant, and strong social networks are essential for maintaining mental and physical health. Nondrinkers have been shown to demonstrate greater signs of depression than their carousing counterparts, and in addition to the potential heart health and circulation benefits of moderate drinking (especially red wine), it also increases sociability.
While it’s always important to drink responsibly, this is one study that warrants raising a glass.

http://www.businessinsider.com/abstaining-from-alcohol-significantly-shortens-life-2013-12

The Nigerian military is investigating the alleged torture of a man who passed a compliment on a female military cadet in an undisclosed location.
In a video which went viral on social media shows a man who was mercilessly beaten by a group of young military cadets including the female officer over an allegation that he referred to the lady as “beautiful woman.”
A top military officer in the Defence Headquarter confirmed to theYouths’ Digestthat already the military high command has initiated an investigation over the incident towards apprehending the suspects for appropriate disciplinary measures which would deter others from such misconducts.
The officer said ‘’The military will not tolerate unbecoming and embarrassing attitudes from its personnel against any citizen. Adequate disciplinary measures will surely be taken against the suspects in due course.’’
The officer who was very bitter over the incident further stated that an official statement would be issued in due course to reassure Nigerians of their safety and protection from members of security agencies.
He also appealed to Nigerians to always report misdemeanour of few bad eggs in the service for appropriate disciplinary actions.


http://youthsdigest.com/exclusive-military-to-punish-female-cadet-others-for-torturing-admirer/

Wel it hapens o. I once saw a donkey far up north carrying alota load including its boss. As it was being flog, lots of tears was rushing down its eyes down to d mouth. Omor animals dey suffer o

wolewolsz:
looool.
who doesn't like GTA? Can u share your reasons for not liking GTA?

wel, i tink d graphics and d game play discouraged me o, hehe

wolewolsz:
Mafia 2
Devil may cry
GTA series... V my best part
Red dead Redemption

am lukin forward to play devil may cry but i have never liked GTA

Pes, fifa, hitman, hitman assasin, hitman contract, mademan, halo, prince of persia sands of time, conflict global storm, terrorist, commandos, need for speed most wanted, call of duty modern warfare and world at war, ghost recon, pirates of the carribean, max payne, sniper, cruise, midtown madness, dead to right, castle wolfenstein, tomb raider, freedom fighters e.t.c

Obinoscopy:
Weldone vfactor, rheether and adadioranmah. You guys got it. Now let's see if other nairalanders got sharp eyes like you guys.

c cheating? Wetin b strap for there Na straw i see

1. No comment
2. Modern raincoat for bikemen and their passengers

yaqq:
Everything all about men! kai

no vex

sickstars:
almost true

But it is impossible to say how true it is

haha ok o, it is well

What da hell

QueenValerie:
How kindly.
An on a serious note, you fixed my post,thanks

your welcome

Hmmm, this kind talk eh fit move mountain o. Na rough play be dis... Abi na polygamy tins

QueenValerie:
Haha. You gon expose them.How though.

well, i have ma ways but as a gentleman, i hav decided to be merciful dis time around no time

Reveal yourself before i expose you o

I wanda wat is going tru dat dude's mind GBESERE O

kilokeys:
Basterds

Since Nigeria is the closest place to hell.. They are trying to acclimatize before burning in the Lake of fire.

haba habaa habaaa! Hahaha, u dis guy eh

Naija my country

Just saw this on fb and felt i should share it here

Funny Nigerians

1) When they loot money, they keep it in Switzerland.

2) When sick, they go to Germany.

3) When investing, they go to America.

4) When buying Mansions, they visit
London.

5) When shopping they go to Dubai.

6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas.

7) When educating their children, they select Europe.

8.) When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or
Jerusalem.

9) BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA.

Please, help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMETERY?

If a person were to fart continuously for 6 years and 9 months, they would produce gas with the equivalent energy of an atomic bomb.

http://www.oddee.com/item_98612.aspx

Technology advancement good o

refiner:
op.as if u read my mind!


no fine dude,no marriage!...

hahaha, ok o