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Donald! Donald!! Donald!!!

I hope al dis ur ranting no be publicity stunt.

Am against tyrany o

Omor this guy dey vex o

Washington DC –

US business mogul Donald Trump has put Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe and Ugandan President on notice, vowing to deal with them ruthlessly when he ascends to Presidency.

Speaking while addressing war veterans in Washington, Trump warned other like minded dictators who want to die in power, that their time is up and its just a matter of time before they face justice.

“I want to reiterate here before America’s greatest heroes that I will not condone any dictatorial tendencies exhibited by dictators around the world especially the two old men from Zimbabwe and Uganda”

Mugabe and Museveni must be put on notice that their days are numbered and that I am going to arrest them and lock them in prison. If the past American administrations have failed to stop these two despots, I will personally do it”

Mugabe and Museveni have given the world enough troubles and its about time someone puts to an end all these madness for peace to prevail” said an unapologetic Trump.

If Obama fears them, I will never fear them. If clinton and Bush feared them, If the Pope kneels before them, I will never be reduced to that level. I will never be cowed. I promise to clean all the political mess around the world and promote international justice,” added Trump arrogantly.


http://www.africacradle.com/2016/01/03/donald-trump-vows-i-will-lock-museveni-and-mugabe-in-prison-if-i-become-president/

1. South Africa
2. Ethiopia
3. Egypt
4. Kenya
5. Morocco
6. Nigeria
7. Uganda
8. Rwanda
9. Zimbabwe
10. Algeria

This is the rating as at last year. I hope this year would be better.


http://www.africacradle.com/2015/03/29/the-big-five-africas-10-most-influential-countries/10/

boyyyy! this babe is beautiful. !!!! kai![/quote]so u want to possible destroy ur life just bkos she is 'beautiful'

I just hope u know dat 'depression' and 'regrets' no get respect for any body

Do not COMPROMISE WHATSOEVER!!! She is not a serious lady[size=8pt][/size]

G0ldcircle:
The man that bet with his wife sha. He got what he deserved.

seriously he is high on addiction o. Haba!!!

Na wa o. Funny ways to divorce. Number 10, 2 and 1
550 cats in one houz

Gambling wit ur wife, haba haba. Who dos dat na. Al dis people sef

4. It’s The Dog House For You

After being married for 50 years, Eliza, a 70 year old Romanian woman finally decided that she needed to be separated from her husband. She said that her husband had been spending all their money on feeding the stray dogs around their neighborhood. Whatever pension had been coming in for the couple, the husband was spending on buying food for the dogs he so dearly cared for. But what he did not realize was that he was leaving their house empty and without any meals. Eliza recalls her husband buying some scraps of food for just a couple of dogs initially and found it extremely touching but towards the end of their marriage, the husband was feeding over 20 stray dogs which meant food from the house was being taken out. Unable to deal with the loss, she decided to file for divorce. The reason behind the large number of stray dogs in Romanian cities is because during the 80’s many people were forced out of their homes in the country to live in apartment buildings in the city. These families left behind their belongings as well as their pets.

3. 550 Reasons to Leave

Imagine getting divorced for being a lover of animals? Yes, in fact in Israel, a man decided “enough is enough” when his wife adopted 550 cats and brought them all home. In 2002, the man’s wife surprised him with the litter and at first, he was fine with it. They all got along very well and the extended family was extremely happy. But as the days and months passed by, he realized that the cats were in the way of everything. They crowded the kitchen, the bathroom and every other room in between. The husband realized that his income was being spent mostly on cat food and not human food. That is when he snapped. The husband then saw the cats stealing food from the dining table after he confronted his wife about the splurging on cat food. This was the last straw and he divorced his cat loving wife. His only wish was that she land on her feet.

2. Unchanged Facebook Status

This is probably the most hilarious reasons for divorce ever. We have all seen and maybe even been a victim to how Facebook can destroy a relationship in a matter of minutes. In a newly married couple of just 2 months, a wife files for divorce from her husband all because he forgot to change his Facebook status to “married”. The wife who was 28 years old wished to divorce her husband who was a 31 year old businessman for the most ridiculous reason. The husband said since the marriage was so fresh, he got lost in his work and it slipped his mind about changing his status. When taken to court, the judge sentenced the couple to counseling to try and sort out their predicament. Many lawyers have discovered that Facebook is the reason behind one out of every five divorce cases in the world. These lawyers actually use Facebook as a tool to help them win their case as they can view all the required information online. This method helps a lot in child custody cases.

1. Nicknamed to Divorce

In the year 2009, a Saudi woman divorced her husband of 17 years when she learned of the name he was calling her. The woman went through his cell phone one day while it was out and she looked through the contacts when she came across her number stored under the name “Guantanamo”. As we all know, Guantanamo is a military prison in the United States. Seeing this nickname, the woman was furious and immediately asked for a divorce settlement from her husband. Although he said he thought it would be funny and believed that she would share his sense of humor, the wife could not bear the thought of her husband referring to her as a prison. She said that the name was extremely harsh and rude in his part. He should have just stuck to the classics like “baby”, “honey” or maybe even “wifey”.

http://www.wonderslist.com/10-most-bizarre-but-true-divorce-stories/

10. You Are Beautiful On The Inside. NOT!

In China, a man named Jian Feng filed for divorce from his beautiful wife when he found out the truth about said beauty. The wife did not tell Feng about the plastic surgery operation she had done. She spent $100,000 on the procedure which gave her her stunning looks. Feng was deeply in love with his gorgeous wife until the couple was blessed with a baby girl. According to Feng, the baby did not look like him or his wife. In fact, he said that the baby was “horrifically ugly”. The wife feared being charged with adultery and she finally confessed. Feng sued her, won and divorced the woman.

9. Fifty Shades of Divorce

A very rich and successful banker from London decided to divorce her husband based on the reason that he refused to pleasure her. The 41 year old woman wished to spice up their marriage by reading and practicing some of the moves in the erotic novel “ Fifty Shades of Grey“. When she presented the idea to her husband, he refused and literally went crazy because of his wife’s obscure request. Since the book failed to improve their love and sex life, she decided to be single and “ready to mingle”.

8. I’m All In (Literally)

We all know that poker can sometimes go a bit too far and the players can at times lose whatever possessions they have. But this bet took the game to a very different level. A Russian man, Andrei Karpov, lost his entire savings in a game against his opponent, Sergey Brodov. He really wanted to play more but had no more money to, so he did the unthinkable and bet his wife. Karpov lost the hand and with it, his wife. When Sergey showed up at Karpov’s home to take what he had won, his wife was absolutely furious. She then divorced Karpov and began a relationship with Sergey. They were later married. Now, that is what you call a “Royal Flush”.

7. Age Old Lie

Across the world, women find a need to lie about their age for some of the most outrageous reasons. But eventually, they have to come clean when they decide to settle down. Unfortunately, a Chinese man found out that his wife for 10 years had lied to him from the beginning. She had told him that she was 24 when he plucked up the courage to propose but in reality she was 30. When he found out the truth, he just could not believe it and saw no other outcome but divorce. For a small little number, she lost out on a happy marriage.

6. Marriage Is a Game

World of Warcraft is one of the biggest selling games in the world but the makers didn’t expect it to be a marriage breaker. When Jocelyn, a 28 year old gamer, presented her husband Peter with the World of Warcraft game for Christmas, that is exactly what they got. When Peter got the game in 2004, he got so involved in it; he began to neglect himself and his wife. He stopped doing his chores as well as stopped paying the bills. In a matter of 9 months of playing the game, their 6 years marriage was called off. If only there was a reset button for their life as there is in the game.

5. Running to Get Divorced?

In 2008, Wang Yueting, a 56 year old Chinese man was divorced by his wife because he ran across China to show his support for the Beijing Olympics. According to his wife, Wang sold his apartment and purchased a van and supplies for the run. He also hired a team of six men to help him on his mission. On the side of the van, he painted the words “Support Beijing Olympics” in Chinese as well as in English. His wife warned him saying that she would divorce him if he went through with it. He refused to listen as he believed she was bluffing but when he finished his run, she carried out her plans and divorced him.

Laveda:
Nah... I can't try that shít again..
Imagine being turned down when you've surmoned the courage to talk to him

I dont advice that...keep flashing that green light..if he's too dumb to see it...fùck him .

so u expect evryguy to respond to evry green light abi Sumtyms we c dos signs but bkos we aint interested in d gal, we dont waste our tym wooing ha.

ilevic:
video games? at my age? There are better things to do than video games

so u tink all video games are made4 kids Funny Sha wateva rocks ur boat

So, you believe a man can understand a woman?[/quote]wats there in a woman dat a man kant undastand

LOVEGINO:
what about RACER CAR

is 'RACER CAR' a sentence

ilevic:
abeg this thin nor make any sense reading it backwards. leme try "was it a car or a cat I saw" now backwards, "was I cat a or car a it saw". how come its giving same meaning? enlightenment pls

dis is wat u get wen u dont play video games

dachaste:



Jeez. Can u just imagine dat guy?



I blame d gal sha



Wenn I say no sex naw dey'll start whining. If she hadn't given him so cheap he won't be bragging not just outside buh to ha also




Am short of words. Chio!!!!!

why shud we imagine d guy? Wen he has done absolutely noting wrong.

Does having sex translate to bin in a relationship Haba. Na d gal mes up big time Its obvious he neva askd ha out she just got haself caught up in ha fantasies. Hehe

IGBOPRINCE:
Hahaha. Some people dey enjoy this world o.

hehehe

1. But why

2. Madman

3. Sexy bobo

4. Hmmm, jobman and bebe

YourMain:
Some things really are. For example what if she/he was something she/he wasn't really proud of in the past. And he/she had completely changed their ways. Obviously if you didn't really love him/her you'd hear this and run. You'd let a good girl/guy go because you'd judge them on who they were in the past not who they are now.

Yeah I understand but somethings are so big you'd really have to love them to be okay with it

very true but stil its beta i hear it frm her face2face than hearing it from som one else later. Dat alone wud hurt so bad n might even kill d trust i have4 her. Yea i knw they say true love conquers all but stil am only bin human in ma reaction

VampireeM:
What of
Rainbow Light, Traffic Light
PHCN Light, Torch Light
Solar Light Moon Light.

As for the so called "Green light, Lol, thats the easiest way to friendzone a guy and milk him wella before he realises whats happening

Females are complex creatures.... You might be thinking she likes to ve you and by the time you get close you receive a cold shoulder.

Make your moves Light or no Light, if she aint responding SWERVE. If you keep waiting for any of these lights listed above with the exception of the so called "white light" to manifest in her, you will be on a long thing

females are not complex. They are simple beings claiming complex.

VampireeM:
Different Strokes for Different Folks.. A man wey wan marry a particular lady regardless of your listed qualities would

yea true but den such men are very few compared to d huge amount of men dat adhere directly or indirectly to most if not al d tins listed above by the op.

CaroLyner:
they are alws listing list for us.high time we start listing for these guys too

oya o. We waiting

Omotayor123:
Nice post.
But I think a man should be Man enough to make a move on the woman he loves. If he's too shy to do just that, I don't see how he intends to live forever as her husband.! *my view*

haha. Wel, 4 d shy guys, most times d lady's move always turns out to b a form of encouragement 4d guy. Dat way he wont be shy as time goes on. Hehe

There is no time to waste again o because as at the time of filing this report, the closing date on the site is 01/01/2016 at 3pm.

Modes please do the needful. No time to WASTE!!!



http://mis.unijos.edu.ng/forms_application/

Pheals:
So Nigerian girls are still killing them self because of guys?

not just any guy o but nigerian guys

Hmmm, i've got alot on my mind right now o.

1. GOD
2. Good job
3. Mighty contract
4. High tech laptop, if u know what i mean
5. Badass phone
6. Ps4 (hehe)
7. To be a better man
8. One Nigeria (peace on all sides
9. Why are people wicked and heartless

10. My womannnn i go buy u anything

Baba God bless ma hustle, amen!

Free2 add urs, no shame o...

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To all the medical experts here, this question is for you o.

But contributions from my fellow nairalanders is also welcomed.


Doctors bet Why

Tpave:
God help us

amen o

monsterlobster:
Jesus! More dangerous dan afghanistan? Libya?? Somalia

omo men, me sef SHOCK wen i c am o

This was done 8months ago and i just wonder where we would be today. SMH for this list

Nigeria my country, a patriot i am, a patriot i would always be

Recently released Country Threat Index (CTI) by US-based intelligence think tank- Intel Center has placed Pakistan eighth in the list of the most dangerous countries in the world as of March 2015.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Countries in the world

1. Iraq, 811(CTI)
2. Syria, 717(CTI)
3. Nigeria, 272 (CTI)
4. Somalia, 257 (CTI)
5. Afghanistan, 186 (CTI)
6.Libya, 157 (CTI)
7. Yemen, 132 (CTI)
8. Pakistan, 122 (CTI)
9. Ukraine, 103 (CTI)
10. Egypt, 74 (CTI)

Pakistan and Afghanistan are the only two South Asian countries in the list.

The rankings were prepared based upon CTI after examining the volume of terrorist and rebel alerts, messaging traffic, videos, photos, incidents and the number of killed and injured in a country over the past 30 days.

Intel Center is a Washington-based company established in 1989. It works globally for intelligence agencies a by providing them counterterrorism intelligence services.




http://currentaffairs.gktoday.in/current-affairs/nigeria

I wish ha well o

FORMER petroleum minister Diezani Alison-Madueke has asked her family to fly her back to Nigeria for spiritual help in the church of Lagos evangelist Pastor TB Joshua as she is no longer responding to medical treatment and her condition has worsened.
Currently in the UK, Ms Alison-Madueke was arrested at her west London home by the UK's National Crime Agency (NCA) and taken to Charing Cross Police Station, where she was quizzed for several hours. She was later released on bail to appear in court where an injunction was obtained to seize £27,000 from her and she was asked to deposit her passport with the court.
Ms Alison-Madueke, who has taken up residence in the UK since May when she left office, claims she is unwell and according to her family, she has undergone successful surgery for cancer.

However, her family adds that over recent weeks, her situation has deteriorated and she is no longer responding to treatment.

As her condition has grown worse, the embattled ex-minister has apparently ordered her relatives to jet her back into Nigeria this Friday. One close insider hinted that the family has concluded plans to visit popular Lagos evangelical clergyman Pastor T B Joshua of the Synagogue Church of All Nations for prayers.

“They have decided to fly her back into the country this Friday to seek spiritual help. Her condition worsened last weekend and she personally asked the family to return her to the country.

“She has not tasted any solid food since last Monday and she did not speak throughout Thursday. When she eventually spoke Friday morning, she ordered them to return her to the country to visit Prophet T. B Joshua for prayers,” the source added.

All along Ms Alison-Madueke has maintained her innocence, claiming that she did not steal a dime while in office. According to her, she left $5.6bn in the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) account, contrary to the report that she milked the nation treasury dry before leaving office.

“I actually left $5.6bn in the NLNG alone but no one is talking about it. I’m not seeking to be praised but to be acknowledged that I made some little contributions.

“That money could have been wasted on frivolities but I was determined to keep something for the incoming government once we lost the election,”

Ms Alison-Madueke added



http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/8250-diezani-asks-to-be-flown-to-tb-joshuas-church-in-lagos-as-her-health-deteriorates