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Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:13pm On Mar 23, 2016
Jonathan2787:
How do i help undecided help you mustarbate?, tell your parents, pray for you?, seal your p***sy, slap it out,? Am confused how do i help?
Go n sit one place. U dont ve gd advice so shut up!!!

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Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:11pm On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:





Not at all...for me, masturbation is a safe sex...ur feeling urself, ur imagination runs wild but only with females..as long u feel great every episodes, then go on..don't listen to the negative energies,they will juz pull up thru somewhere wink
ok... Bt pls hw cn I stop bn sexually attracted to d female gender. Pls help
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
Daniel2289:
Who are u then attracted to
From the beginning God made them Male n Female. First thing is to b attracted to men. Do dis b4 any oda tin.
Honestly, I really want to b bt cnt. I only ve feelings for d female gender. Tho I was a lez bt stopped 3years ago. Nw am finding it difficult to stop self masturbatn. Its bn givin me concern lately
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 3:57pm On Mar 23, 2016
AirSultan:
This is F'd up. I cant seem to wrap my head around what you will be thinking about while doing it. Comments on here wont help, my say, go see a therapist. Sorry
ok. Tnx
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 3:56pm On Mar 23, 2016
MUVA:
You have a really peculiar problem. You need to get into therapy.
pls wat kind of therapy. I really need to b lyk oda women n bn natural lyk hw a woman ought to b. Ds is serious pls
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 3:54pm On Mar 23, 2016
cruzita:
wink pm me I know your problem
wat pls
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 2 by Epatty(f): 3:52pm On Mar 23, 2016
Kyase:
You no sabi read? Hot 2 1gig ram is 20k Hot 2 2gig ram 24-5k Location: Kaduna. I no be Dealer sha
Tnx a million...
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 3:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
KashyBaby:




Now I'm curious what r u imagining while doing tat? cool
Honestly, a lady. Jst attracted to d female gender. Do u think sometn is wrng wit me, pls?
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 3:40pm On Mar 23, 2016
Rikidony:


it's ur founder mental human right so we don't give a fvck
Fundamental, not founder mental mumu. U irritate me sef. Dnt beg for ur opinion bt for dos dat cn help
Romance / I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 2:55pm On Mar 23, 2016
Cnt jst stop masturbating and worst of it is dat am not attracted to men. Dont knw y, pls help, pls.

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Events / Re: Twin Sisters Marry Twin Brothers On The Same Day (Photos) by Epatty(f): 11:18am On Mar 23, 2016
In some cultures, its a taboo
Romance / Re: Man Follows His Married Friend To Honeymoon (Photo) by Epatty(f): 11:14am On Mar 23, 2016
I dont believe op
Phones / Infinix Hot 2 by Epatty(f): 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2016
Pls hw much is infinix hot 2, in regards to ds problem of dollar increase. My mum wants one
Romance / Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Epatty(f): 9:22am On Mar 19, 2016
corperscorner:


Tnx for the encouragement bro......but she ain't that type..........we made our acquaintance some 6 years back. Trust me....shez that type who would tell me everything....I mean everything. She would even go as far as giving my number to guys bugging her - just for them to try calling and hearing a male voice over the phone. We've been like a team and it felt awkward trying to ruin what we've had coming a long way. The attempt is what I regret.
Op, wat u did was d best n I commend u. Only dos wit concience wil do wat u did. I lv ur type, unfortunately, my guy was an idiot bt gd riddance
Romance / Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Epatty(f): 9:07am On Mar 19, 2016
Smellymouth:
OP, I admire your courage.But trust me, it also takes the courage of Samson to trust a lady.

My advice? She is just your GF, not your wife.
The only woman you should ever lose your mind over is your MOTHER or your wife.

Other than that- Get your education up, stay fit, stack ur money up to the ceiling and mess around with many chicks as you can grin cheesy

Life is too short, no one gets out alive!!


Stvpid reasons ladies cheat and I won't be surprised if your GF hadn't cheat on you::
1) The grass looks greener on the other side.
2) A bit of excitement and an ego boost.
3) Pure sexual desire.
4) To feel wanted and attractive to other men.
5) Revenge.
6) To fulfill what they consider is lack of attention from their spouse.
7) Sometimes they do it just because they can.

The oldest excuse is that "something is lacking" in the marriage.

A cheat is a cheat no matter of what sex or why.


Patiently waiting for the feminists and their As5lickers to quote me grin
I disagree wit u. Wat op did was d best. Evn if his gal happn to cheat on him, he'l knw dat he did his best n d fault wasn't frm him. U also questioned his reason of stoppn d act dat she's his gal n nt wifey, I want to let u knw dat he hu is faithful in little tns will b faithful in bigger ones. Tnx

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Olamide's 27th Birthday Cakes by Epatty(f): 6:21pm On Mar 16, 2016
I love Olamide
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Epatty(f): 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2016
hazardous:
Thanks Guys!..... I am overwhelmed with your comments that shows appreciation.
One love guys.
honestly, u'r a gd writer. Y dnt u go for art na. Ac bn sittn dwn readin ur story without a glimpse off it. I lv u so much for ds story. Am a student studying English at ABU, 400l n I must confess dat u'r gd at writing. More greese to ur elbow. Still reading...
Culture / Re: Eheneden Erediauwa To Be Crowned Oba Of Benin by Epatty(f): 8:18pm On Mar 15, 2016
emeijeh:
The dynasty too correct.... The Oba doesn't travel, so no news of his transition Oba gha' to kpe'e
ise
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by Epatty(f): 3:46pm On Mar 15, 2016
kajoula:

wishes ain't horse my dear grin
n ders ntn impossible lv
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by Epatty(f): 3:29pm On Mar 15, 2016
I lv Olamide n will want to be his wife
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 5:37pm On Mar 11, 2016
dinggle:
That your "BUT" is an insult to hard working Barbers worldwide...........I beg remove am!
Next time just say 'I'm in love with a Barber'......shikena
Now you didn't tell us what your profession is?.. you can not condemn any profession if you don't have one, maybe the guy should be the one but-ing your profession.
If that man marries you, he might fail in life because you lack VISION & FAITH the two important ingredient every man needs from a supporting wife.
He is a final year student and a Barber? what else could you possibly ask from a man who comes to you with two skills where some have none..
More reason wive importation will continue in Nigeria.
Am a banker, so nt like am a gold digger
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 5:35pm On Mar 11, 2016
Touchey:
Epatty I beg you in the name of anything you believe in
Leave him alone
Don't obstruct/destroy the little he has
I know your type
Just walk away
haba
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 5:24pm On Mar 11, 2016
U all r just mad at me... I cnt remember jiltin or killin someone. Was confuse dat was y I sort for advice. Its nt lyk I cnt put on wit a barber or any other. Am only scared not to make any mistake since tribe is concerned here.
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Guy Of Today by Epatty(f): 5:14pm On Mar 11, 2016
Lol... All ds is funny. Am happy to ve my man anyway

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Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 4:52pm On Mar 10, 2016
Laredojohn:

U love him, he is a barber, you topic should have been I love him, he is a final year student, at portraying the barber thing as if he has no other achievement asides that, good you also said he is in school, definitely being a barber and still schooling shows he is an enterprising person who is ready to pick up challenges, also it shows he is a determined person who his story can always change for the better, it's basically your choice because we all ere will not live with u both, chose wisely and let God guide u appropriately...but one thing, never marry someone because of money, marry someone who has been future that is bright, there is always light at the end of the tunnel. All d best
tnx a million

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Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 4:50pm On Mar 10, 2016
Toks2008:


This is why i get pissed with many naija ladies...

He is a barber...barber...barber...SO WAT IF HE IS A VULCANIZER? GATEMAN? MAID?,CAB DRIVER?BOY BOY?BAR TENDER? BUS CONDUCTOR? APROKO?

Stupid talk..

''spits on thread n walks out
tnx
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 7:31am On Mar 10, 2016
Cutehector:
Yea yea. cool i'm kinda lookin for my rib..
lol
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 7:23am On Mar 10, 2016
amokeme:
it's now about the tribe again?? Do you even know what you want? Do you love this guy sef or its a self induced love due to the fact that he is "your tribe" so your mum won't mind you marrying a beast so long as he is "your tribe" You need to have a heart to heart discussion with your mum. Because her insistence on you marrying your tribe is be clouding your judgement
ok. Tnx a million but d truth is, am nt d first born n d rule applies to evri1. Dy gave deir reasons as to culture bn a major factor dat affects a woman apart frm God. Always sayin dy knw d best for us. D rule is affectn us negatively honestly, cos it limits our sense of r/ship
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 7:17am On Mar 10, 2016
Cutehector:
there is a thousand infact, millions of reason to open ur senses girl... being a barber isn't condescending. At least he is very much responsible.
tnx
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 12:12am On Mar 10, 2016
Cutehector:
So he"l remain a barber for d rest of his life abi? Just look at urself...

U what do u even do for a living? Do u even have any stable income? If I slap ur reasoning eh, u will carry bread nw and begin to sell like olajumoke. Stvpid gerl.
No need or reason to insult me
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 12:10am On Mar 10, 2016
Pheals:
30+ .....lol ( he is short , not straightforward, so annoying. . ..... He's a Barber that's how she go clock 40 )
haa
Romance / Re: I Love Him But He's A Barber by Epatty(f): 12:05am On Mar 10, 2016
Olril18:

aren't barbers humans?
dy r. My fear is goin after tribe instead of what is meant to b

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