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danbrowndmf:
so people who are on social media are from another planet or they are from hell fire?

Am entitled to my own opinion

Lovexme:
Mind mails?

ok.

Lovexme:
Esan..You?

bini

Lovexme:
Ofure

wat part of edo r u

I dont believe in gettin my husband frm social media... I pray deir marriage last...

Lovexme:
Bodiaye?

oyese... Eyaiye?

Pls hu is ds lalasticlala or wat is it?

Its his destination after death dat matters...

Lovexme:
Epa domo

ise

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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U did d ryt tn

vsaintchigs:
if I see ur pics I might even get funnier

lol... Abi

vsaintchigs:
people think I have an evil mind.but I'm a very jovial person

lol.... U'r funny

Pls hu is AY

vsaintchigs:
wat do u take me for.I just used to picture to ensure their good behaviour throughout my stay in skul.if u know wat I mean

Lol... Oh yea I do

Dirkcoyt:
Saw your travails and I bet you its one of the easiest thing to solve, what you don't tend to understand is you can't turn from lez to straight in a day its gradual, now what are the gradual process, make I stop abeg before dem think say I've got ulterior motives though. Nairaland can be sick atimes.

wat r d gradual process...

Gebbson007:
get a guy, u Dnt need to Lyk im ,den go on marathon s*x fr weeks or prayer which Eva 1 u fink suits u

among d options uv given, which to u is d best

Mine was Zoba cos I was into lez...

vsaintchigs:
I'm sure u can guess wat I did with the picture

probably, it went viral n reached d authorities

vsaintchigs:
nah I just took their picture and ran away

lol... U'r funny

vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next

u joined

Unless u'r a christian in kd, u wont understand wat dat bill means... I reside at kd n I knw xup

ClassCaptain:
Even if the Gov is wrong, who is the prophet to decide who lives or die?

Is he God ?

At least, the supposed law or ban is to apply to both muslims and christians. It is only when it is crystal clear upon implementation that one religion is being favoured above the other...then,the pastor can come forward in a more logical manner of consultation and other good ways to challenge such discrimination.

Untill then

wat is ds one saying?

ramdris:
Stupid end time Pastor talking as if he is God's spokesman...Rubbish!

Be careful or u join El' rufai

I disagree wit ds ratings... Dy all tried...

Wev got to pray let ds nt bring problem btw d southern kadunas n hausas

gulfer:
What about the barber

Dnt wok out cos of my situation... I really regret bn a lez. I do regret it nw

xmileeasy:
If you have decided that you would like to stop masturbating there
are a few methods you can take to start curbing the habit.

Stop feeling guilty - The first step in getting over an addicting
behavior is to stop feeling guilty for indulging. If you are dwelling
on your bad behavior, it only makes it more tempting to continue.
Some also find they are just as addicted to the guilt as they are
to masturbating in the first place. It is perfectly acceptable to
make mistakes and stumble along your path to recovery. Forgive
yourself and move on rather than focusing on your slip ups instead
of beating yourself up and focusing excessive energy on this
incident.

Rid enablers - Remove anything that increases your temptation
to participate in masturbation. If you have a stash of toys or
paraphernalia, throw it away. Block websites on your computer that
allow you to access pornographic content. If you have someone in
your home that you are comfortable sharing this with, ask them to
reset your passwords so you will not be able to remove these bans
yourself. Avoid situations such as hot showers or staying up late
so you will not be tempted.

Fill up your social schedule - Do this so that you do not feel
bored and lonely. Loneliness increases the temptation to
masturbate, especially if you feel as though you are using
masturbation as a replacement for romantic interaction. Boredom
gives your mind time to wander to sexual thoughts and provides
the time and energy to masturbate.

Join in activities and find new hobbie - As you work to fill
up your schedule with other activities, you will want to find
another channel for your energy. Finding a creative outlet for your
energy will fill up your time and give you something to feel
satisfied about so you do not need masturbation to be satisfied.
Find a new hobby, join a club, start playing sports or find a
volunteer activity that you can use to fill up your time.

Alter your diet - Increasing your intake of fruits and vegetables
can make you feel more alert and give you the energy you need to
take part in other activities. This can also boost brainpower, giving
you the push you need to resist your urge to masturbate.

Be patient - You are not going to be able to stop masturbating
overnight. It is perfectly understandable if you have a relapse or
struggle with letting go of your habit. Set up a reward system or
checkpoint that you can use to keep yourself motivated. This will
help you avoid dwelling on the negative and allowing a mistake
from blocking your way to recovery.

Find someone trustworthy. Sometimes you might need help to
completely stop masturbating. Find someone you can trust such as
a religious leader or counselor so you can talk through your urges
and find a set of tools that can help you stop. There are
counselors that specialize in providing counseling and care to
those with sexual addictions who may be able to help you find
healthy ways to rid yourself of these urges.
cc: Epatty

Am grateful for ur advice. I went to d counsellin unit yesterday bt was so disappointed wit d woman. She was jst insultn me n evn joined yoruba dat I dnt understand. She tod me to come bk today n I went ds mrn around 10am. I met 2 oda women in d office n she was nw tellin d women dat am d one she tod dem abt. U need to c d way dy wer lukn at me, lyk a damn sinner. Telln a pastor abt it makes me doubt if I'l nt b used for preachin...

3rdlegxxx:
Epatty, its either ur bisual or gay(gay as in a lesbian) dat maybe y u arent 2 attracted to guys, these things happen alot tho, masturbation happens with most people, alot just pretend about it, we don't know if ur a virgin contemplating sex or just a girl who is sex starved and masturbates on ur fantasies, u should be comfortable to express urself ok, alot of people wud put u down, i've kinda helped people give therapy to sexually related issues like this, u could really be in2 guys but curious about ladies too, its odd but kinda normal, u need 2 experience and stop fantasizing, that would clear ur head u wud know what n who really turns u ön, it could also be cos ur idle and get lonely 2 much, get urself engaged wif things dat r not sexually related, get new hobbies, avoid porn sites, toys and try new getting new hobbies, usually d friends u surround urself with are a big factor n influence point..

Tnx a million. I appreciate

MUVA:
Ofcourse I know its serious. You need to see a shrink hun. Find out if there are any in your locality. Don't listen to anyone giving you phone numbers or asking you to contact them, they just want to exploit you.

I really appreciate. Tnx a million. I'l try n c a therapist tho scared if it wil b kept confidential by him or her.

olac21:
(You love him but he is a barber,now you don't love any man&you masturbate a lot) and I'm forced to assume if you're gradually running mad or maybe something strange has taken over you completely

It dnt last wit him. Dats wen I began to feel concern dat my secret lyf is affectn me. Am nt mad pls, I really need help actually

demzylahot:
u need a bf

av tried keepn one bt it dnt wok out. It dnt evn last to a mnt

Jonathan2787:
How do i help help you mustarbate?, tell your parents, pray for you?, seal your p***sy, slap it out,? Am confused how do i help?

Go n sit one place. U dont ve any gd advice to give, so shut up!