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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Are Engaged (photos) by Epatty(f): 8:54pm On Apr 08, 2016
danbrowndmf:
so people who are on social media are from another planet or they are from hell fire?
Am entitled to my own opinion
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 2:14pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lovexme:

Mind mails?
ok.
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 2:04pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lovexme:

Esan..You?
bini
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 1:58pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lovexme:

Ofure smiley
wat part of edo r u
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Are Engaged (photos) by Epatty(f): 1:19pm On Apr 08, 2016
I dont believe in gettin my husband frm social media... I pray deir marriage last...
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 1:13pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lovexme:

Bodiaye?
oyese... Eyaiye?
Politics / Re: Reasons Why Police & Military Shave Their Beards by Epatty(f): 9:02am On Apr 08, 2016
Pls hu is ds lalasticlala or wat is it?
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 8:55am On Apr 08, 2016
Its his destination after death dat matters...
Celebrities / Re: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Epatty(f): 8:54am On Apr 08, 2016
Lovexme:
Epa domo grin
ise
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by Epatty(f): 11:32am On Apr 02, 2016
vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex. grin

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date sad

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear undecided)

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef angry

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef cry

[/b]

U did d ryt tn
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 7:53am On Apr 01, 2016
vsaintchigs:
if I see ur pics I might even get funnier
lol... Abi
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 3:41pm On Mar 31, 2016
vsaintchigs:
people think I have an evil mind.but I'm a very jovial person
lol.... U'r funny
Celebrities / Re: AY Flaunts Muscles And Calls Out Iyanya And Flavour by Epatty(f): 12:46pm On Mar 31, 2016
Pls hu is AY
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 12:42pm On Mar 31, 2016
vsaintchigs:
wat do u take me for.I just used to picture to ensure their good behaviour throughout my stay in skul.if u know wat I mean
Lol... Oh yea I do
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 12:41pm On Mar 31, 2016
Dirkcoyt:


Saw your travails and I bet you its one of the easiest thing to solve, what you don't tend to understand is you can't turn from lez to straight in a day its gradual, now what are the gradual process, make I stop abeg before dem think say I've got ulterior motives though. Nairaland can be sick atimes.
wat r d gradual process...
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 12:38pm On Mar 31, 2016
Gebbson007:

get a guy, u Dnt need to Lyk im ,den go on marathon s*x fr weeks or prayer which Eva 1 u fink suits u
among d options uv given, which to u is d best
Education / Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by Epatty(f): 7:50am On Mar 31, 2016
Mine was Zoba cos I was into lez...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 7:45am On Mar 31, 2016
vsaintchigs:
I'm sure u can guess wat I did with the picture
probably, it went viral n reached d authorities
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 9:57pm On Mar 30, 2016
vsaintchigs:
nah I just took their picture and ran away
lol... U'r funny
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Epatty(f): 1:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
vsaintchigs:
Caught my classmates having sex in the bush .guess wat i did next
u joined
Religion / Re: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by Epatty(f): 11:28pm On Mar 28, 2016
Unless u'r a christian in kd, u wont understand wat dat bill means... I reside at kd n I knw xup

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Religion / Re: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by Epatty(f): 11:24pm On Mar 28, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Even if the Gov is wrong, who is the prophet to decide who lives or die?

Is he God ?

At least, the supposed law or ban is to apply to both muslims and christians. It is only when it is crystal clear upon implementation that one religion is being favoured above the other...then,the pastor can come forward in a more logical manner of consultation and other good ways to challenge such discrimination.

Untill then
wat is ds one saying?

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Religion / Re: "You Will Die" - Johnson Suleiman To El-Rufai (Video) by Epatty(f): 11:20pm On Mar 28, 2016
ramdris:
Stupid end time Pastor talking as if he is God's spokesman...Rubbish!
Be careful or u join El' rufai
Sports / Re: Player Rating: Nigeria Vs Egypt by Epatty(f): 9:39am On Mar 26, 2016
I disagree wit ds ratings... Dy all tried...
Politics / Re: Did El-Rufai And His Deputy, Bantex Slap Each Other? Here Is The Story by Epatty(f): 10:23pm On Mar 25, 2016
Wev got to pray let ds nt bring problem btw d southern kadunas n hausas
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2016
gulfer:
What about the barber angry
Dnt wok out cos of my situation... I really regret bn a lez. I do regret it nw
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 11:38am On Mar 24, 2016
xmileeasy:
If you have decided that you would like to stop masturbating there
are a few methods you can take to start curbing the habit.

Stop feeling guilty - The first step in getting over an addicting
behavior is to stop feeling guilty for indulging. If you are dwelling
on your bad behavior, it only makes it more tempting to continue.
Some also find they are just as addicted to the guilt as they are
to masturbating in the first place. It is perfectly acceptable to
make mistakes and stumble along your path to recovery. Forgive
yourself and move on rather than focusing on your slip ups instead
of beating yourself up and focusing excessive energy on this
incident.

Rid enablers - Remove anything that increases your temptation
to participate in masturbation. If you have a stash of toys or
paraphernalia, throw it away. Block websites on your computer that
allow you to access pornographic content. If you have someone in
your home that you are comfortable sharing this with, ask them to
reset your passwords so you will not be able to remove these bans
yourself. Avoid situations such as hot showers or staying up late
so you will not be tempted.

Fill up your social schedule - Do this so that you do not feel
bored and lonely. Loneliness increases the temptation to
masturbate, especially if you feel as though you are using
masturbation as a replacement for romantic interaction. Boredom
gives your mind time to wander to sexual thoughts and provides
the time and energy to masturbate.

Join in activities and find new hobbie - As you work to fill
up your schedule with other activities, you will want to find
another channel for your energy. Finding a creative outlet for your
energy will fill up your time and give you something to feel
satisfied about so you do not need masturbation to be satisfied.
Find a new hobby, join a club, start playing sports or find a
volunteer activity that you can use to fill up your time.

Alter your diet - Increasing your intake of fruits and vegetables
can make you feel more alert and give you the energy you need to
take part in other activities. This can also boost brainpower, giving
you the push you need to resist your urge to masturbate.

Be patient - You are not going to be able to stop masturbating
overnight. It is perfectly understandable if you have a relapse or
struggle with letting go of your habit. Set up a reward system or
checkpoint that you can use to keep yourself motivated. This will
help you avoid dwelling on the negative and allowing a mistake
from blocking your way to recovery.

Find someone trustworthy. Sometimes you might need help to
completely stop masturbating. Find someone you can trust such as
a religious leader or counselor so you can talk through your urges
and find a set of tools that can help you stop. There are
counselors that specialize in providing counseling and care to
those with sexual addictions who may be able to help you find
healthy ways to rid yourself of these urges.
cc: Epatty
Am grateful for ur advice. I went to d counsellin unit yesterday bt was so disappointed wit d woman. She was jst insultn me n evn joined yoruba dat I dnt understand. She tod me to come bk today n I went ds mrn around 10am. I met 2 oda women in d office n she was nw tellin d women dat am d one she tod dem abt. U need to c d way dy wer lukn at me, lyk a damn sinner. Telln a pastor abt it makes me doubt if I'l nt b used for preachin...
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 11:20am On Mar 24, 2016
3rdlegxxx:
Epatty, its either ur bisual or gay(gay as in a lesbian) dat maybe y u arent 2 attracted to guys, these things happen alot tho, masturbation happens with most people, alot just pretend about it, we don't know if ur a virgin contemplating sex or just a girl who is sex starved and masturbates on ur fantasies, u should be comfortable to express urself ok, alot of people wud put u down, i've kinda helped people give therapy to sexually related issues like this, u could really be in2 guys but curious about ladies too, its odd but kinda normal, u need 2 experience and stop fantasizing, that would clear ur head u wud know what n who really turns u ön, it could also be cos ur idle and get lonely 2 much, get urself engaged wif things dat r not sexually related, get new hobbies, avoid porn sites, toys and try new getting new hobbies, usually d friends u surround urself with are a big factor n influence point..
Tnx a million. I appreciate
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:30pm On Mar 23, 2016
MUVA:


Ofcourse I know its serious. You need to see a shrink hun. Find out if there are any in your locality. Don't listen to anyone giving you phone numbers or asking you to contact them, they just want to exploit you.
I really appreciate. Tnx a million. I'l try n c a therapist tho scared if it wil b kept confidential by him or her.

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Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:20pm On Mar 23, 2016
olac21:


(You love him but he is a barber,now you don't love any man&you masturbate a lot) and I'm forced to assume if you're gradually running mad or maybe something strange has taken over you completely
It dnt last wit him. Dats wen I began to feel concern dat my secret lyf is affectn me. Am nt mad pls, I really need help actually
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:16pm On Mar 23, 2016
demzylahot:
u need a bf
av tried keepn one bt it dnt wok out. It dnt evn last to a mnt
Romance / Re: I Masturbate. Help by Epatty(f): 4:15pm On Mar 23, 2016
Jonathan2787:
How do i help undecided help you mustarbate?, tell your parents, pray for you?, seal your p***sy, slap it out,? Am confused how do i help?
Go n sit one place. U dont ve any gd advice to give, so shut up!

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