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That's harsh!

But she's my mum, life goes on...
Mummy now knows her boy is now a "big boy".

But the jealous b1tch is outta my life for good, she just opened the door wide for the other girl the guy was texting.

There we go...

Pastors might say it's ungodly because the couple might be very tired & sleepy all through the church service afterwards

In my opinion:
U are married, whenever the urge comes, nack ur akpako, even if during the church service U both become fvcking hungry, go home or find the nearest comfy place and do ur thing, whatever God created is good, God is good.

I hope PMB's administration will defeat BH, he has done it before with "maitatsine".

His tour of the neighbouring African countries is not unconnected to the war againt boko haram.

1st agenda - destroy boko haram
ride on PMB

get to work and stop crying wolf

Good for nothing unadulterated id1ot! Oshisko!
LMAOL

Yoruba parents are really something when U flashback

Snake or worm?

GEJ: Sai Baba, na beg i dey beg you, jail no go good for my body

GMB: abeg that hand dey pain me, I don hear you, I will renovate the prisons

Yeye de smell

ba2undey:
I need urgent assistance on how to respond to a query filled by my principal of being consistently late to school which is due to the fact that my apartment is 40-45mins away from the school and also I have a private bike man who I pay month to come get me to-fro from school.
My ppa is at aiyegunle while my apartment is in Igarra both situated in akoko-edo LGA of Edo state.
Also I know some will ask why am I not staying at the corpers lodge provided by the school, the reason is not far fetch as I have medical conditions (urti-upper respiratory trait infection and enteritis) which does not permit me to stay in dusty areas and also con terminated water.
Any help would be seriously appreciated as am passing out by July 2nd
Thanks

If the principal had to wait this long before sending the query, he has been very lenient.

Your explanation shows that you have been very irresponsible.

You have no excuse, as an employer too, I will fire you!

If it takes you 40-45mins to get to work, then you ought to have to leave home 50 mins before your resumption so that you can be at work at least 5mins before resumption.

You don't have any defense, you have to bare the consequences of your action; don't get into the labour market with this type of mindset.

Karma is a b1tch

I don't know what's worse off to compare again with GEJ in Nigeria, we better start looking for other bad things from other countries to compare with his administration

RIP in advance.

Should this be in Politics section?

Abeg leave that thing!
Ben Bruce is going to be another Patrick Obahiagbon, he is just out to entertain this assembly with English!

Na akson senator we want *in Ibadan man's voice*

Jagoon:
If only obj had allowed Donald to be yar'adua's running mate, Nigeria won't be in the mess it iis today.

No, OBJ offered him, that's one mistake Don made, he threw back that offer to OBJ and he still regrets it.

I'll love to see Don handle a portfolio in GMB's administration irrespective of his party affiliation.

I feel he is someone who can deliver.

Very funny

The Ijebus too are the Jebusites in the bible

What's the essence of the Governor's picture in the storyline?

I did almost all

1st he dresses like this, next, he starts trekking from Lagos to Calabar...

...Na so madness dey start

Demdem:
Many fools abound on this thread. How does this implicate obj?

Walahi, when I read the comments on this thread, I felt it's with respect to another story.

Why do we have so much oponu here?

Wsdm:
Then go and clear your name since you claim to be innocent.

His name is Kashamu not Innocent

He just dey postpone him imprisonment, na jail he go still retire

Wsdm:
Then go and clear your name since you claim to be innocent.

His name is Kashamu not Innocent

He just dey postpone him imprisonment, na jail he go still retire

LMAO

I don copy am!

Taylor86:
dnt b a canal man ppl

dis is a revelation of what's gonna happen after may 29

all APC controlled states will buy fuel for N5000 per litre

then u guys will know that SS/SE is nigeria

i trust my governor elect (Barr. EZENWO NYESOM WIKE) he's very good in making Abok'is miserable


una never chee chun chin

Idi0t, I am in Calabar and I bought fuel for N250/ltr, this mess is part of GEJ's ineptitude, it's not about east or west nor APC & PDP

My son returned from school with a homework: "what are the names of the new governor-elects?"

This prompted me to do some research and I stumbled upon this.
It may be of use to others too, so I decided to share.

Nigeria’s Governorship and State House of Assembly elections held on April 11, 2015, across the country.

The All Progressives Congress (APC) won 19 states while the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) won seven states out of those for which results have been announced.

The governorship elections were declared inconclusive in Abia, Imo and Taraba states while elections didn’t hold in Kogi, Osun, Ekiti, Edo, Anambra, Ondo, Bayelsa.

Nigeria’s new Governors-elect are:

◾Akwa Ibom -Emmanuel Udom (PDP)
◾Adamawa -Bindow Jibrilla (APC)
◾Bauchi -Barrister Mohammed Abubakar (APC)
◾Benue – Samuel Ortom (APC)
◾Borno – Kashim Shettima (APC)
◾Cross River -Prof. Ben Ayade (PDP)
◾Delta – Ifeanyi Okowa (PDP)
◾Ebonyi -Engr Dave Umahi (PDP)
◾Enugu -Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi (PDP)
◾Gombe -Ibrahim Dankwambo (PDP)
◾Jigawa – Alhaji Badaru Abubakar (APC)
◾Kaduna – Nasir El-Rufai (APC)
◾Kano – Dr Abdullahi Ganduje (APC)
◾Katsina – Aminu Masari (APC)
◾Kebbi – Atiku Bagudu (APC)
◾Kwara – Abdulfatah Ahmed (APC)
◾Lagos – Akinwunmi Ambode (APC)
◾Nasarawa -Umaru Al-Makura (APC)
◾Niger -Alhaji Abubakar Sani Bello (APC)
◾Ogun -Ibikunle Amosun (APC)
◾Oyo -Abiola Ajimobi (APC)
◾Plateau -Rt Hon Simon Lalong (APC)
◾Rivers – Nyesom Wike (PDP)
◾Sokoto – Aminu Tambuwal (APC)
◾Yobe -Ibrahim Gaidam (APC)
◾Zamfara -Abdulaziz Yari (APC)

LMAO

There so many f00ls who still listen to this fraudster

May 6, 2010 - March 31, 2015 - the period we put mumu at Aso Rock.

From March 31, 2015 he stopped talking and became a bit saner

I have one. (see pix below)

Former PDP secretariat is available for sale @ N1,499,989.00, we will give you N11.00 change.