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VickJames:
Her father wouldn't have finished the bride prize money.


Take her to her parents house for refunds but if you like her, let her still go back to her parents house for marital IT (industrial training).

Choi!!! pls return her to her parents as e still dey hot so, becos if u make another mistake, you are on your own o

if I call him an 1diot now, some people will quote me.

who should we be asking to present his certificate now?

Is intelligence acquisition of paper or the ability to display what you have learnt in any field of life?

#BabawhenUgetthere, I immediately become a critic, comparing your promises with your achievements.

Naija 4 life

Now this is wrong!
Why will APC have 2 campaign Directors for Buhari?
It's supposed to be only Rotimi Amechi, but FFK is also campaigning for Buhari.

Chei! Change is inevitable.
Sai Buhari

Where is the traffic?

Ghana pikin

Things started going bad during Shagari regime, Buhari/Idiagbon came with the "cane" alone and restored order, but IBB took-over and institutionalised corruption till date...

Now General Buhari is back to return Nigeria to orderliness...
...the good thing is, he has to use "carrot and cane" approach.
#CHANGE

Whoever advised GEJ to put that boy in his team hates GEJ.

APC is lucky to have gotten rid of FFK.

sseunhayor:
Hi guys... I was given these by my primary 3 cousin... I don't know what her teacher in school was thinking before giving this little cutie an ironical question as assignment.

1. What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold it for more than a minute?
2. A man is looking at a picture of a man on the wall and states, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man’s father is my father’s son.”

Who is the man in the picture in relation to the man looking at the picture?.


Try am if u been think say you smart like me...

1. Air
2. Me

oloyolo:
Come shout boko for naija airplane na


Na jungle justice u go receive inside that flight

hehehehehehe, na true o, before u know what is happening, they will remove tire, put round the guy's neck and set him on fire before realizing they are on the plane. Naija I hail o!!!

If U look at all these things, you wonder who is deceiving who?!
Let's talk about few:

Cashless policy - yet you MILITARY hired a pastor's plane twice, stuffed it with over U$D10m.

Fight against corruption - OBJ was accused of using EFCC against his opponents, but at least we know he fought something, but in GEJ's administration both friends and foes fester in corruption.

To GEJ, "stealing is not corruption".
"We'll use technology to fight corruption", now Prof Jega introduces card reader to stem corrupt practices during election, GEJ and his cohorts are having sleepless nights trying to scuttle it.

Power supply - Oh my God!!! At its worst...

Name the sector, it's all scam
In my opinion, this is the worst government since independence.

If U support GEJ, may your life be run the way GEJ has run this country.

As for JEGA, he is the only good thing that seems to have happened to this administration, but I will only give credit to him at the end of the election.

Free & fair is all I preach

omanifrank:
[center] “What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison. How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

http://www.punchng.com/politics/im-not-ready-to-feed-jonathan-in-prison-patience/

Don't worry madam, you won't carry food to you husband inside prison, you'll surely be in prison together.

Mumu

Hmmmn!!!

This best thing for GEJ now is free and fair election, and a peaceful handover. That's his last card.

He better not turn himself to Laurent Gbagbo

@OP, I think you are the one who will benefit from it most.

The embarrassment U will get from this post will reset your brain and your spelling skill.

Its "Postponed" not "Prospond".

Diariz godu o

What does he want in Lagos self?

The 1diot held me up at the active strip of MM Int'l for over one hour, our meeting had to be postponed because Nigeria team didn't arrive Ghana on time.

Our excuse, "Presidential movement at the airport"
Mtchewwww

Maami
Or
Mummy mi pronounced as "moimi"

Caught cheating?! And he beats her?

Seems he is practising the doctrine of the old testament!

Why not just divorce her and let her go!

I can't imagine him mounting her again when they resolve this. How does the neighbours see his 'wife' after this whole episode.

A bird has perched on the rope, now both the rope and the bird are uncomfortable.

Dear God,
You've done it in the past, whenever Nigeria gets to a boiling point, you do some miracles to calm all nerves.

We need a miracle now.

War is an ill wind that blows no good.
Please heal our land, give us good leaders, we are tired of these bunch.

They have squandered the resources of the land and disgraced it internationally enough.

Somehow, you got rid of Abacha, do Your thing again.

#TheFearOfBuhari

1. It's "crazy" to beat a woman, especially your wife; but women's mouth during an argument can intoxicate a man more than taking weed!
2. Ur mum is about to make a bad situation worse.
3. What makes her think she can beat the man? What if the "crazy" man gets "mad" and gives her the beating of her life?

In whatever way, restrain your mum, make she no go aggravate the matter.

Airforce1:
I wish her goodluck

No be only goodluck self, I wish her ebele jonathan otuoke join!

They must have been misled by a "spiritual leader".

People, please wise up, all these guys (pastors, imams, prophets, spiritualists) you follow in the name of religion are just business men (bunch of scammers) making money out of your folly.

Luis Suarez

Nobody is related to a mad man displaying at the market square.

Last Card, Check up!

Otuoke!!! One chance!!!

Ogun isn't owing salaries.

The slowpokes who posted before me should learn to read an assimilate.

For clarity, what is owed is remittance of deductions from salaries e.g. PAYE, Pensions contributions, Union Dues e.t.c.

These are owed due to the sharp drop in the Federal Allocation, an unforeseen circumstance, which is been addressed.

On the other hand, why the drop in the allocation? GEJ & Ngozi have diverted funds for campaigns

This IT personnel has been vindicated.

As at 9pm yesterday, one IT fellow in Calabar who was contracted to set up one of the UTME centre was on the phone with my colleague to make a complain about the server, but the JAMB invigilator kept putting unnecessary pressure on him.

Is this how we want to "use technology to fight corruption"?

manoman5:
my friend it was banned to control what children learnt from TV station

have they banned their children from having access to the internet through mobile phones?
why do we have PG ratings?
You can control what they learn by watching with them and teaching them?

How effective is that same ban on TV today?

He is just an extremist, does the USD have any Arabic inscription on it? Yet it is globally accepted even in ISIS controlled area - their medium of exchange of crude oil and firearms.

He'll get over it with time.

Extremism is not particular to Islam, some Christian denomination banned the use of Television a couple of years back, but we know where they are today.

Once U acquire knowledge, U acquire power.