₦airaland Forum

xtrorse:
Can you give specifics and the persons involved to substantiate your frivolous claims and lies against another? 

If there is any one tribe on earth that defends the indefensible using any means possible it is your tribe!

Where is your own specification/ Agony of a looser! In Oshobaba and Akiolu's voice- ' go and die in the lagoon'

Crocodile tears in bed, yes

MrsPhyno:
1. Owo, kudi, ego. If she's not stinkingly rich , she will at least be financially stable. /walks away singing owo ni koko/

2. She no only make brain, she get brain! To be a doctor, you pretty much HAVE to be smart. I mean who's gonna let a dullard prescribe drugs or deliver their baby or cut them open??!! So a female doctor will most definitely be a brainiac. A wise man would want a wife like this to pass down excellent genes to his children.

3. She no dey fear.... Well at least not bodily issues. She's seen almost every nasty thing one can see about the human body. So that ur nasty boil won't make her vomit

4. She work past pack mule Medicine no send whether you be female, pregnant, delicate, sensitive, etc. If you're a doctor you must work hard, stay up all night, do long hours, think on your feet. So a female doctor can never be lazy and must be diligent. Being hardworking is a great trait for a wife.

5. Their mouth sweet pass lacasera This isn't well known, but female doctors are excellent talkers. They can go from talking dirty to discussing the flaws in Buhari's new government. They can handle most topics because they have a lot of exposure. This kind of wife is fun because you guys will always enjoy gisting.

6. They can keep you (and your kids) safe They know which medicine to take, what is the sign of so-and-so infection, they know which animal is poisonous, in fact they can even save your life with CPR! How many men's wives can do that?!

7. They appreciate life I mean, We all do. But the female doctor has a unique perspective. As a female, she probably brought a life or two into the world (gave birth to her own kids). As a doctor, she probably witnessed a number of deaths. So she gets this amazing perspective on life that few have and that enables her to treasure her family that much more.

8. She no dey nag I know I know. It sounds too good to be true. But how, after working so hard, taking care of you and the kids; she wan come find time to dey nag about nonsense. She won't even have energy.

9. They fine dieee This one maybe a bit of hyping sha But truly truly. I've never met an ugly female doctor before. They are always either beautiful or at least okay. Besides with their intelligence and white coats, they always seem to have some sex appeal even if they're not thaaat pretty.

10. Sex They sabi anatomy wellaaaaar. Need I say more

Source: Me, a future doctor

cc: lalasticlala and gurgle cause I find her posts interesting. Hope u don't mind.

I really need one, honestly. I love them and their profession.

400billionman:
Ladies are known for acting up. They do this to prove their worth in the relationship. Most of them have security issues. She feels like, as you are supporting her financially and emotionally, you may one day get fed up and dump her. They are always considering negative scenarios that may hamper their continued happiness. So they act up to keep you on your feet massaging their attention deficit.

When I was a player, ladies knelt down in my room begging me either to marry them or not to dump them. I do remember such words as, " boo, I don't have anybody, please don't leave me". Said admist tears flowing freely down her cheeks. Truth is when guys now want to marry, they quit being players, they wear that cloak of seriousness, that is when ladies tag them as desperate.

Best thing is coat your tongue with sweet and have the most pretty women running after you, never show any sign of emotion or ask prodding questions about her misbehavior or whereabouts. Out of 5 girls, you will find yourself choosing one and wife her.

Yeah, be stonecold...

You have said it all. But the truth is that the guy is a weakling. No matter how I love a lady, she can only get 50% convinction that I love her. Women loves pleasure, and they will never appreciate a guy who always give it to them. In other words, when a guy is predictable, he looses value in the sights of women, and any reasonable man should avoid being acted upon by females.

Op! Stop calling and personal contact for a week only and pretend as if you travel to other parts of the world only, you will see how she will love you more just because of your unpredictability.

lilspiceyy:
Please ladies and gentlemen, I need your opinion in my situation . I had a terrible break up 3 years ago and I never opened my heart to any guy until recently I met this guy and he was so nice to me that we became best friends. Two weeks ago, he made his intention known to me that he is attracted to me but he has a girlfriend and he is in love with her. Although, they are thousands of miles miles apart but they've done a mini introduction and she visits his mum on weekends. I also have the same feelings for him but am not letting him know because, I feel it's not right. Whenever we are together, he talks about her all the time and at the same time acts like my boyfriend which is sending away other male admirers. Am confused because I don't want to experience another heart break. But, I want to keep our friendship.

He will chop you and leave you. Guys like side chicks without serious attachment. Who told you that he is not in love with that lady in question? By the time he is fed up with sleeping with you, he will silence all the questions you raise in the future with - 'didn't I tell you that I am in relationship in the first time?'.

If you succeed in dating him, another lady will succeed you too because karma is there for you. All in all, you will have yourself to be blamed, honestly.

Mou is high on weed

Kids on nairaland nowadays...

No law no sin

Bad

kk

Taylor86:
Taylor86 is back from BAN

na me and buhari today

back to topic ****

president kim kardashian i hail thee

d celebrity presido i salute

d porn/nude buhari ur boys dey loyal

buhari Lil Wayne i see u

my Photoshop nigga how far

the president who takes pleasure on selfies and blue-films my kneel dey 4 ground

how many instagram account u don get now sir

e don reach 5500

president bling bling A.K.A Terry G

There is no offense in releasing a Bingo from its cage You are welcome back

merry02:
Tinubu is a shameless man.y has he been keeping quiet b4 now?would he v grant press statement if gbaja didn't emerge as majority leader?

This man will send you to Yaba is care is not taken: all hais Jagaban, the King Maker

qualityovenbake:
Really, you never used the word honeymoon when you were campaigning. You promise Nigerians CHANGE, not HONEYMOON. We don't need this EXCUSES, we need CHANGE.

What have PDP that have been enjoying 'bittermoon' achieved for the past sixteen years? Shiorrrrr

Thank you very much. Topics like this are quite educative and helpful.

barcanista:
And some lying Sai Buharists will be propagating that power supply has improved "greatly".

Coming from a chameleon who money/greed has sent his faculty of thinking has gone on vacation! With 16 years of PDP's administration and six years of GEJ's administration, there is no solution to the lack of stable power supply and you still have the guts to blame two months old administration.

Shame on you and your pay Masters.

KingKonga:
[size=16pt]WHEN YOU VOTE FOR AN IMBE.CILE WHO IS BEING COTROLLED BY TINUBU THEN YOU ARE FINISHED..

TINUBU JUST TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE BUHARI 100 DAYS FOR HONEYMOON...


NIGERIA IS A JOKE APC IS LAFFING ABOUT[/size]

Dumbest post ever! After sixteen years of governance of PDP in general and GEJ in particular, you are still reasoning through your anus to blame two months old administration for the misfortune the likes of you has brought to Nigerians in the power sector.

Your brain needs thorough scanning and lamination, honestly.

Mogidi:
Check the numbers on those phones, you're bound to see one Muhammadu Buhari.

Boko boys have his Aso Rock number self.

My observation about above poster....

ok.

ok

Confused man with a misplaced priority.

Omambala1:
Coming from an APC Lawyer.... "Things Fall Apart"




Meanwhile, am sorry INTROVERT, i never meant to hurt you!

This is how Yorubas are unlike yours that will be defending indefensible. Go and check your record, Tinubu, Gani Fawehinmi, Soyinka and Falana were the highest critics of OBJ. Have you seen Falana representing APC in any Tribunal? He is an activist and that is what he has been known for.

In fact, the battle was so hot to the extent that OBJ refused to pay Lagos State's allocations until the time when Yaradua became the President.

I wonder how some people like fooling themselves.

Who stopped GEJ from probing his predecessor(s)? Which part of constitution outlined where you must start a probe and where it would come to an end? Even if he will probe others, don't you think it is better to start from the immediate where all documentation can be easily verified?

Don't worry Falana, PMB will even probe Lord Lugard and other Colonial Masters.

psychologist:
Never heard of a amobode since after election

Just thinking out loud tho

Don't worry, when the flood affect your house too, you will hear him.

In Oshiomole and Akiolu's voice - 'haters can go and die in the lagoon'

God bless my President:

Good

PDP has replicated it too prior to the election. Kudos to the opposition party.

healthFirst:
Elere omo ni awon agba n fi eni ori aatan se iweju fun ki o ma ba ri awon egbe re mo tabi ki won ma ba le mu omo be lo.

Ese modupe gidi gan ni Olootu! Iya mi pa ipo da ni odun die seyin nigba ti mo wa ni kekere. Sugbon ohun ti o ya mi lenu ju ni wipe Baba mi so fun mi wipe kin lo si akitan ti o wa ni eti iboji ti a sin mama mi si, ki n si ge die ninu eni(mat) ti o wa ni ori akitan naa fun baba agba kan.

Nkan yi ma n se mi ni kayeefi lojokojo ti mo ba ranti. Ki o ma lo je wipe ayorisi re ko dara rara.

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Federal Shagari Estate no get location? May be because it was built inside lagoon sha.

UnknownT:
the way APC is romancing US, they may end up leasing this country to US. Must it take US officials to calculate the amount GEJ stole? Everything is America since this new dispensation. Can't we achieve something on our own without depending on the US? This is not a good development I must confess

This is furtherance of 'America will know' therefore, no bigi

ndidibabe:
Why use so much energy trying to bring a whole family down? The writer should channel his energy into something profitable.

'bring down' as how? This is allegation and if punish when found guilty, what is the bigi? I wonder what you have benefitted from defending all these thieves.

For your information, one of the areas in which GEJ got it wrong is in the aspect of anti-corruption. Instead of prosecuting Tinubu, he will rather go to AIT and NTA to air documentary as witnessed few weeks before the election.

The question is - Was Tinubu a serving Governor, Minister, Senate Member or Commissioner enjoying immunity as at then? Secondly, with Police, Army, SS, EFCC, ICPC etc under his professional armory, was Tinubu so powerful to the extent that he cannot be arrested? I hate OBJ, but if you remember how active EFCC was under his regime, one will no doubt regard EFCC as toothless dog that cannot bite under GEJ.

We now have a President under whose 'stealing is corruption'. Therefore, anybody found guilty should be dealt with.

God bless Nigeria.

shu