Education › Re: Sunday Igoho Conferred With Honorary Doctorate Degree by Ephemmm: 7:43pm On Nov 02, 2022 |
Alwaysready: Lol So,this is the plan? Freeing him and send him to an unknown school without requirements ?
Make him go achieve wetin? Just to bribe him and silent him? See what Seyi Makinde has caused.
Igboho wey no fit speak simple pigin na im dey graduate from US University?
No,let's be real. So,it's election time now,he should come and mobilize people to vote which party exactly?
Anyways,check my signature and sell/buy from us today. Why writing epistle when the headline is straightforward enough for you to comprehend? Your education is a waste. |
Sports › Re: Napoli Rule Out Move For Manchester United Forward Cristiano Ronaldo by Ephemmm: 1:44pm On Oct 28, 2022 |
Femiwilli: When ManUnited hijacked the sale of Cristiano Ronaldo from ManCity.
I'm sure that ManCity was sore about 
It looks like its turned about to be a blessing instead.
Cristiano Ronaldo na like Buhari now  https://strettynews.com/2021/08/27/manchester-united-to-hijack-man-citys-move-for-cristiano-ronaldo/ Continue falling for media propaganda. In your mind, Pep will bid for over 35 year player as a striker in his team. Even Aguero who is more creative than Ronaldo suffers a lot under Pep just because of the lack of the required youthful energy. |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Being Dropped From First Team by Ephemmm: 10:48am On Oct 21, 2022 |
highness25: Don't be a bitter person. Since the start of the season the team hasn't done well in some matches which he wasn't featured in, you think because he's not playing that's the reason they win some matches? Let them win Chelsea tomorrow na They have won arsenal and liverpool without him. So, why the fuss? Everything is not about personal glorification, and he should learn how to celebrate the success of others. |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Being Dropped From First Team by Ephemmm: 8:29am On Oct 21, 2022 |
highness25: Why are you people talking like this? This dude was there for the team last season scoring goals when almost all the players was playing below expectation but Ronaldo was doing his thing, una don forget so easily. Nawah oo The same team was doing well and came second on the EPL table for two consecutive years before his arrival. So, what is your point exactly? Without him, the team is doing better now, but yet he won't be happy because of the absence of 'tap ins'. |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Being Dropped From First Team by Ephemmm: 8:18am On Oct 21, 2022 |
[s] Mavrick2012: If this guy had gone to city and start shaking the EPL like Haaland,we all would have been hailing him, ignoring the team work helping him.
CR has always been a scam [/s] Continue deceiving yourself as if Man City wanted him in the first place. For your information, Guardiola can never buy over 30 years player as his striker. You can take my words to the bank. |
Business › Re: How Much Have You Saved This Year? by Ephemmm: 4:26pm On Oct 14, 2022 |
eglobalcafe: 25 million naira and still counting, the year has not being bad on me but the problem I only have is I don't have a child and it's making me sick aside that am fully financially. I just need a child of my own to spend on av been soenon people's children. God will do it, just keep the faith alive. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Advice Me On These Two Jobs by Ephemmm: 12:20pm On Oct 14, 2022 |
Revolution2022: Motivational speaker. Continue in your self-imposed limitation and impossibility bro. Enjoy it while it lasts. |
Politics › Re: PDP Crisis: Governor Wike Vows To Resist "Northern Dominance" by Ephemmm: 7:53pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
XerXers: [s] I don't understand how you want to fight against nothern dominance alone. This is the mistake SW is also making. You all run to the north and mock Igbos later you cry about northern dominance? You all should go and learn from Obasanjo. He dribbled the north as he wanted by allying with Igbos. Instead of you to form alliance with Peter Obi, you ran to Tambuwal like a slave and statrted insulting Obi. After they played you, you now want to fight northern dominance? When Tinubu loses this election to Atiku, afonjas will come and cry of northern dominance. Mumu people [/s] With your assertion, it is glaring that you are drunk. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Advice Me On These Two Jobs by Ephemmm: 7:28pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
nnewsnjobs: E be like say poverty and lack of job don dey enter your brain go spoil your sense of reasoning.
Bros emancipate yourself and you will be free, a lot of people here on nairaland are earning good salary and greater percentage got the job without any connection.
Person get 800k job without connection and rejected it because the difference with what he is earning now is less that 150k.
This type of your reasoning can cause your even a job you supposed get on a platter of gold because you will always think it is not possible.
Let me tell you my story maybe you will learn small thing from there. Between 2008 and 2011, I changed 5 jobs. I started my first job with 30k, I later move to another job of 40k after two months, I moved to another 65k after about 9months, moved to another 120k after about 1year plus, then to my current job in 2011, I am now in my fifth job without any connection. Still getting offer but find it difficult to move because of certain things.
I am not the best but I have this believe that I can make it without connection because I didn't have any, and God has been doing it for me Leave him alone in his mental poverty bro. The consequence is obvious in his statement. God is my only connection and I have changed jobs more than 10 times in Lagos after graduation. Just this month, I rejected an offer self. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Advice Me On These Two Jobs by Ephemmm: 7:23pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
Revolution2022: Why una like to dey exaggerate salary?E fit be say na 40k dem wan pay you for both sef.Any job wey salary enter 100k for naija na by strong connection Haha! You are a learner. |
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe: Nigeria Can't Afford Brand New Trains; It Is Not America (2015) by Ephemmm: 3:34pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
XerXers: If you had to borrow before you can buy something it simply means you couldn't afford it. Okupe is 100% correct. The trains are now running at a loss So, if GT Bank borrows to acquire additional microfinance bank to boost its revenue line, it simply means GTB can't afford it. You need to grow up as we are talking of infrastructure here. |
Family › Re: My Pregnant Ex Girlfriend Has Refused My Help by Ephemmm: 2:49pm On Oct 12, 2022 |
Tob456: Hey guys, my ex girlfriend is 7 months pregnant. She doesn't want to have anything to do with me cos I didn't want to carry the responsibility of her four sisters.
She is 24 orphen and the oldest of seven children. She is a fruit seller and the pregnancy wasn't plan she took in 6 months into the relationship but I have accepted the responsibility and I wanted to make her my wife.
First of all I wanted us to discussed about her sisters living arrangements after the wedding and she said she wanted to bring all four who are under 18 to live with us after the wedding and I rejected.
I suggested that the youngest two can live with us while the other two can stay with the aunty but she refused.
She said the relationship was over and she doesn't need me in her life that she will take care of the baby alone.
I've told her even if she doesn't want me in her life anymore she should not stop me from helping her financially because I want our baby to be born in good condition but she refused.
Last week I sent 30k to her account for baby stuffs and she sent the money back to me saying she doesn't need a kobo from me she will take care of the baby alone.
I want to leave her alone but it is hard for me to do so cos she is carrying my child. It will not be easy for me to give up easily I just want to be a part of my daughter life. What do you guys think please? No matter what happen, don't get more than room and palour self contain as accommodation. He gets why. |
Crime › Re: Two Blind Beggars "Caught Operating Their Phones" After Receiving Money (Video) by Ephemmm: 8:10pm On Sep 21, 2022 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Tell My Boss That I Want To Quit by Ephemmm: 3:18pm On Sep 21, 2022 |
chibestjerry: Please i need you advice, How can i tell my Boss that i want to quit He has been nice to me and i just started work this month
Am thinking it might be unfair to him if i quit Now
Please just a tip of advice First, check you contract to know the exist condition therein. Thereafter, tell her by text that you intend to quit and thank her for the opportunity given within the short period you have worked together. Next, write a notice of resignation and submit to HR. |
Career › Re: Will You Return This To Your Company? by Ephemmm: 4:02pm On Sep 12, 2022 |
Leah32: Whaooo , see how gullible you are , he asked a question and probably seeking for advice . You might be even worse in funds management because you people that are quick in criticizing, judging others are the worst. I even learnt from the answers/advice from the WISE ONES ( not you pls) here I beg to differ. Which advice is he looking for when he already knows the right step to take as an adult? One does not need to be religious to know what to do on this matter if there is no ulterior motive. Ordinary small money, he is asking such question; will he come back to ask you such assuming he is a Governor/senator before carrying out his unscrupulous act? I wonder why we always blame our leaders when we could do the worst. |
Career › Re: Will You Return This To Your Company? by Ephemmm: 3:56pm On Sep 12, 2022 |
papiilo: Morning guys!
So this company where I work paid me twice in error. Do you think they will detect later that they paid me twice? Why do you even has the guts to ask such question when you obviously know the right thing? May be you expected us to support your unscrupulous agenda. |
Crime › Re: Abdulhaleem & Al-Qasim Idris: 2 Suspects Linked To Owo Church Massacre Arrested by Ephemmm: 11:10am On Aug 11, 2022 |
donbrowser: They are Ebira And Ebira are mostly muslims too. |
Celebrities › Re: I Didn't Sleep With Apostle Suleman – Queen Nwokoye by Ephemmm: 6:30pm On Jul 26, 2022*. Modified: 6:49pm On Jul 26, 2022 |
dyera: But she admit having close relationship with the apostle. The question is why does the apostle have close relationship with several Nollywood actresses none which are members of his church.
Nollywood actresses no dey take eyes see rich young handsome man. Once they see that kind man, they go just begin dey target am. By the time your life changes for better, you will realize why. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A New Job by Ephemmm: 2:18pm On Jul 23, 2022 |
emmyluizzz: yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness
some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..
Thanking God Church working environment is getting more conducive for people to work, while the sole focus of the 'Freeze' is against the tithe and offering. Anyway, I am still waiting for him to establish his own church where he will be footing the bills all alone. |
Politics › Re: 2023: We'll Reject Muslim-muslim Ticket- CAN by Ephemmm: 10:43am On Jul 20, 2022 |
[s] 35824L: I hope CAN are not trying to be extremists because extremism usually graduates to terrorism. Tinubu winning next year is almost certain so CAN better comport themselves and prepare for the second coming. [/s] Did you say the same thing when MURIC made the statement below? “For the avoidance of doubt, MURIC has no favourite political party in this affair. Any political party that picks a Yoruba Christian as its presidential candidate come 2023 should simply kiss Yoruba Muslim votes goodbye. No political party should tell us that they cannot find competent Yoruba Muslims,” the group said. Imagine what could have followed if christian-christian ticket is declared. |
Politics › Re: 2023: We'll Reject Muslim-muslim Ticket- CAN by Ephemmm: 10:40am On Jul 20, 2022 |
[s] Gentlevip: Osun christian christian is sensitive. The entire south and part of north have christian christian..and no one is complaining
Na tinubu own become insensitive. Chaiiiii [/s] And what is obtainable in Kaduna State? Even the dullard Buhari gives room for equal representation throughout his shots at Presidency. But your so called 'Strategist' failed woefully by appointing Boko Haram sympathiser. |
Politics › Re: 2023: We'll Reject Muslim-muslim Ticket- CAN by Ephemmm: 10:35am On Jul 20, 2022 |
[s] liasmiram2567: NIGERIA IS ALREADY SERIOUSLY CHRISTIANISED, LET US ISLAMISE IT A LITTLE Ishaq Kunle Sanni
The Christians in Nigeria when they have an agenda to marginalise the Muslims on a higher pedestal they start screaming that the Muslims want to Islamise Nigeria.
Ironically what is empirically provable is that Nigerian since the colonial era had been terribly and unabashedly Christianised unapologetically and if any Muslim attempts to point out this marginalisation and Christianisation the propaganda machinery of christendom is put in high gear and the person branded a fanatic and an Islamic bigot. It is just inordinate Islamophobia at work.
Let me give two examples When General Gowon for economic reasons took Nigeria to OIC on observer status with the hope of becoming a permanent member Christians shouted foul that Gowon their man was being railroaded to an Islamisation agenda of Nigeria through the back door. The permanent status of Nigeria was scuttled when countries with bigger Christian population who saw the economic advantage of OIC like Gabon and Cameroon became permanent members those who love to hate anything with Islamic connotation were shouting indiscriminately all over the place.
When Nigeria ran into economic doldrum during Babangida's military interregnum the government a drowning one toyed with the OIC permanent member ship. Christians demonstrated in many parts of Nigeria to corroborate their disdain for the economic cartel. They have no basis except the Islamc appellation.
At the end of the day it was a Christian President, Olusegun Obasanjo aka Aburu Maku, Ebora Owu ( Owu Demon) who was stampeded by another Christian Finance Minister Okonjo Eweala for Nigeria to benefit from the interest free Sukuk of the Islamic Development Bank. Ultimately Islamic Bank was introduced in Nigeria with Jaiz Bank being the pioneer.
Interestingly most of the customers of Jaiz Bank are Ibos who are interested more in the elevation of their business than any primordial religious sentiments. SUKUK Islamic loan had been used to construct roads across the country being traversed by both Muslims and Christians.
So what did the Christians lose by our membership of OIC and establishment of Islamic Banks? Conversely they have gained a lot and their unmasqueraded animosity for anything Islam would not make them acknowledge it.
Young men now are oblivious of periods in our Nation when Islamic festivals were not granted holidays in Nigeria The colonial carry-over are legion Our school calendar are tailored towards Christian festivals to allow our Christian overlords have plenty of time to celebrate their festivals.
We have Easter break not less than two weeks. We have Christmas break not less than three weeks. This allows the Christian children socialise and enjoy family affinity with their families a privilege unavailable to their Muslim counterparts.
Most Muslim children cannot travel home to celebrate with their parents because only two days magnanimously allocated by the Federal Government for the Muslim Festivals of Eid el Fitri and Eid el Adha.
HAVE MUSLIMS BECAUSE OF THIS SCREAM CHRISTIANISATION?
Every Sunday, since the colonial era all Government establishments used to close to allow Christians go with their families to church. In 1972 during Gowon era the Seventh Day Adventist who are in microscopic minority persuaded General Gowon to allow them a free Saturday so that they can have a whole day to go to church with their families Muslims didn't demonstrate against this or accuse Yakubu Gowon of christianising Nigeria.
We Muslims have been made second class citizens in a country in which we have numerical superiority . Yet some bloody, shameless and unGodly Christian leaders would go abroad to vomit gibberish that christianity through government officialdom is on the path of being completely annihilated in Nigeria.
All the nomenclature or our academic identification in Nigeria is burrowed from the church: CHANCELLOR, PRO-CHANCELLOR, RECTOR, AND PROVOSTS ARE ALL FROM CHRISTIAN LEXICON.
Woe betide a university that names his vice chancellor MUDIR. There would be outcry of Islamisation from our traditional traducers who loves to antagonise anything Islam.
When Lecturers spend seven years of uninterrupted lecturing they don't go on Jum'at leave, they rather proceed on Sabbatical leave coined after Christian Sabbath day.
The academic gown forced on graduands in our tertiary institutions is styled after the chorister uniform of christendom and only some rebellious Muslims reject it on the day of graduation and wear traditional outfits and they look like outcasts. Ditto for the lawyer and judges official uniform . It took the sacrifice of a heroine Amasa Firdaous who refused to remove her Hijab at the law school and lost one year of graduation before our women are allowed to wear Hijab with their Christian oriented law uniform at our law schools.
What of the symbol of our hospitals? Is it not the Christian cross, the Red Cross that is the blood of Jesus allegedly shed at the Calvary?
Is Nigeria not already terribly Christianised?
It took decades of persuasion, demonstrations and at the end of the day court cases that went to a sweet victory at the supreme Court before our Muslim students are allowed to put on their Hijab.
Ask a Christian which is better for women to dress modestly in Hijab and cover the sensitive part of their bodies like the mother of Jesus Mary and the Catholic Reverend Sisters or accommodate girls who go about in almost absolute nudity and irresponsible and unGodly unclothedness. One would have thought Muslims and Christians would synergise in Advocacy towards legalising against this unbridled immorality in our country. But No. Whatever is Islamic, no matter how great and fantastic, Nigerian Christians must shoot it down through the realm of well ochestrated unintelligible antagonism.
CHRISTIAN HYPOCRISY ON THE SO CALLED MUSLIM/MUSLIM TICKET
The Christians know that at best, Tinubu is a nonchalant Muslim who has no pedigree of antagonising Christianity. Most unfortunately some of his pro-Christian antecedents smacks of being stampeded to aid christianity at the inglorious expense of Islam.
He danced to the tune of Christians by returning schools taken away from them by a Christian Head of State, Obasanjo in 1975 after they were adequately compensated.
Can you point to a prominent Christian in Nigeria who would marry a Muslim woman and be magnanimous enough to allow her practice her religion? Tinubu not only allowed the wife to practice Christianity he was part of those who witnessed her investiture as an ordained Pastor of the Redeem. Today the same Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) is the most vociferous in making sure that Tinubu's ambition to become the President of Nigeria is truncated, irrespective of his wive's loyalty to christendom. What a pity and height of ingratitude to a husband whose religious neutrality is legendary.
Like many people have said: HOW CAN SOMEBODY WHO CANNOT ISLAMISE HIS WIFE ISLAMISE THE WHOLE OF NIGERIA?
When Tinubu was Governor of Lagos State, there were more Christians in his cabinet than Muslims. What was uppermost in his psyche was their professional competencies, yet, his Muslim compatriots did not look at him with disdain for footnoting them in the Affairs of Lagos State. They are only proud that a Muslim, no matter his nonchalance to religiosity is doing them proud in taking Lagos to an unprecedented height never achieved by his predecessors.
Tinubu left and they fought a battle against him that Muslims were dominating the Gubernatorial spectrum of Lagos State. They undemocratically imposed a Christian Ambode and later Sanwoolu the present Governor of the state.
Is this the man who would Islamise Nigeria?
The Christians are experts when it comes to exploring propaganda to achieve an aim or shout the Muslims to a position of surrender!
Most of the hysteria against Muslim/Muslim ticket is from Yorubaland. Yet in Ekiti and Ondo state with though minority Muslim population but substantial enough to be given recognition, it is always a Christian/Christian ticket and the Muslims have always maintained a peace driven taciturnity. Ordinary secretary to the government they are blinded by fatuous Christian bigotry not to dash the Muslim population.
In Benue and Plateau it is always a Christian/Christian ticket without qualms or feeling of guilt.
The new Governor in waiting in Osun Ademola Adeleke went to the achieves for his Muslim name, Nurudeen and even used it to coin his political slogan Imole which is NUR in Arabic . This was to bamboozle the Muslims who are in numerical superiority in Osun state in general and Ede his home town in particular.
But the next day after he won the election, his first port of call was the church where he did what he knows how to do best - dance to Christian songs. The honeymoon with Islam seems over. He has pooled a wool over the face of the undescerning Muslims!
On Monday when he was interviewed on Channels teevee, he said his name is Ademola Nurudeen Adeleke because his father was a Muslim and his mother a Christian. May be he is practising Chrislam, time would tell.
Certainly and I say without any fear of being contradicted that the Christians are suffering from collective amnesia. When Yakubu Gowon was in power the Naval Chief, a Christian Vice Admiral Joseph Akinwale Wey was the number two in that Government. Later, Chief Obafemi Awolowo was released from prison and made the vice chairman of the Federal Executive Council. He was also a Christian. No Muslim cried foul.
ISLAMISATION NOW If Islamisation is Tinubu's pairing with Shettima to lead Nigeria to the promised land let it be in in 2023. Heavens will not fall.
It is time we abandon Saturday and Sunday as our free days of the week If adopting Friday and Saturday which actually was the Biblical day recommended for resting which Christians have abandoned for Sunday to be in absolute conformity with the worship of the Sun god through Emperor Ceasars imposition, let the Islamisation commence tomorrow.
If the President who looks tired and would have wished tomorrow is 29th of May 2023 does not have the courage to do it out of political timidity, let Muslim States in the North like Jigawa Kano, Bauchi and Borno to mention but a few go ahead and give us free Friday to go for Jum'ah on Friday with our families as Christians do on Saturdays and Sundays.
Let us scrap all Christianity vestiges in our national life which Christians take for granted.
Muslims should no longer be second class citizens in this country. Our school holidays should no longer.be Easter break or Christmas break or we chose Eid el Fitri break and Eidel Adha break as well. What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Our sea ports that is always closed only on Christmas day should also be çlosed on Eid el Kabir days for equity.
Cross should be removed as symbol of health from our hospitals. Let it be replaced with crescent. Let us get neutral appellations for the heads of our tertiary institutions or change VC to Mudeer.
There should be nothing like Sabbatical leave. It could be changed to Research or working leave.
The so called Common Law is Christian Law and that is within its legislative confine. Polygamy is an anathema in our so called Common Like, that in all intent and purposes Christian. Lord Campbell, a British jurist attested to this truism when she said common law is mostly Christian biblical laws. So we should have Shari'ah Supreme Court where Allah's divine law would be adjudicated at the highest level.
First of January is a Public Holiday. It has a Christian antecedent but the first of Muharram is not a nationally recognised holiday, though some states in the country, including Kano, Oyo, and Osun that have institutionalised 1st of Muharram as public holiday.
Let it be National even if some Christians as usual will cry to high heavens: ISLAMISATION. They are professional anti-Islam, barbarians and noise makers Let the Islamisation be done with those at the corridors of power closing their ears to the cacophonic shouting of those who think Muslim should play the second fiddle in a country in which they have an overwhelming and incontrovertible majority.
Dear Muslim students & parent, be informed and do the Needful for the sake of Allah Subhanau wata'ala alone.
... [/s] MURIC vowed never to vote for any christian candidate following the declaration to contest for presidency by Osinbajo. Can you please swear with your own life that MURIC and the other muslim faithfuls would have been contented with christian-christian ticket without raising eyelids? |
Politics › Re: 2023: We'll Reject Muslim-muslim Ticket- CAN by Ephemmm: 10:30am On Jul 20, 2022 |
easiest: Did you reject the christian christian ticket in osun? Hypocrisy of the highest order practice by can. “For the avoidance of doubt, MURIC has no favourite political party in this affair. Any political party that picks a Yoruba Christian as its presidential candidate come 2023 should simply kiss Yoruba Muslim votes goodbye. No political party should tell us that they cannot find competent Yoruba Muslims,” the group said. In view of the above, can you please tell us what would have been a reaction of MURIC on christian-christian ticket? |
Politics › Re: 2023: We'll Reject Muslim-muslim Ticket- CAN by Ephemmm: 10:20am On Jul 20, 2022 |
[s] Ibkhaleel: Trajectory of CAN elected Presidents from inception to date - Dominic Cardinal (1). Ekandem (late) from 1976 till 1986. (2). Anthony Cardinal Okogie from 1988 till 1995. (3). Prelate Sunday Mbang from 1994 till 2003. (4). Primate Jasper Akinola from 2003 till 2007. (5). Archbishop John Onaiyekan from 2007 till 2010. (6). Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor from 2010 till 2016. (7). And the current president...Reverend (Dr) Samson Ayokunle who was elected in 2016.
Does it mean CAN as a body of Christ did not see any Northern Christian qualified to be the Association's President since 1976 to date?
Why the predominance by Southern Christians...? Does this imply that the northern Christian are less Christians or is it because they are in minority in northern Nigeria. Are they also minority in the Christian family in Nigeria? This is amazing as equity, justice and fairness is not playing in CAN.
Yet CAN is promising fire and brimstone against APC for not finding a Christian Northerner to be VP Candidate....when they could not find a worthy Northern Christian to lead their Association for 42 years now.. He who calls for equity must come with Clean hands. [/s] Did your gullible sense told you that none of them were from the same denominations? However, have you checked the composition of CAN apart from the Presidency to confirm the representation? You need to wake up. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by Ephemmm: 1:58pm On Jul 19, 2022 |
ublight: So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.
My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.
So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.
Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.
I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.
These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.
Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.
I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.
I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.
I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.
I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.
Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.
I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.
Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.
Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.
One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.
Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.
As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.
This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.
Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.
Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.
I think I am done with her. What do you guys think? Am I over reacting? According to some riff-raffs, this can only happen in Lagos, not Uyo. |
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke: A Lot Of Osun State's Money Is Taken To Lagos by Ephemmm: 10:45am On Jul 19, 2022 |
EtinosaDLaw: A direct uppercut to the iragbiji drug dealer and his urchins  How much is osun FAAC after debt deduction. Give him time, he will soon go melow. |
Crime › Re: Three Suspected Armed Robbers Set Ablaze In Aba (Graphic Pictures) by Ephemmm: 12:52pm On Jul 04, 2022 |
Blaqroman0000: Is either they waste them this time around or they change... That's the only way Nigeria could get better at this point in time Good, but if you considered a situation whereby a driver was forced into the venue of operation is burnt alongside the other robbers, jungle justice might be deceptive and dangerous. |
Family › Re: Is It True That When Women Have More Money They No Longer Regard Their Husband by Ephemmm: 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2022*. Modified: 5:27pm On Jul 01, 2022 |
bukatyne: And in all honesty, is this a woman problem or a human problem?
Isn't there a popular adage that says 'he who pays the piper dictates the tune'? Your assertion is the exact reason why I always maintain that the word 'Love' is fake and a deceptive tool in the hand of the parties involved, and this is one of the reasons why a man with real and deeper sense of reasoning will find it difficult to believe in anything called 'marriage'. If marriage is a matter of 'he who pays the piper dictates the tune', then the society needs 'deed of agreement' between young couples and not 'marriage' where useless vows which are susceptible to selfish interests and conditions are being exchanged. |
Politics › Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by Ephemmm: 10:42am On Jul 01, 2022 |
T[s]his lawyer is disrespecting Islam and needs to be arrested.
All these people are trying to mock us for having freedom of religion, but we will resist them.
My prayer is that all women across Nigeria will wear the veil. [/s]
You need a brain reformatting. |
Politics › Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by Ephemmm: 10:41am On Jul 01, 2022 |
[s] Splitmind: This lawyer is disrespecting Islam and needs to be arrested.
All these people are trying to mock us for having freedom of religion, but we will resist them.
My prayer is that all women across Nigeria will wear the veil. [/s] |
Health › Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by Ephemmm: 10:11am On Jun 30, 2022 |
Amotekun777: Dude, you're indeed deluded. You've lost nothing in body nutrients. All those ignoramuses recommending nonsense are pure fools. 
All cuz you've masturbated for years doesn't necessarily mean you've lost nutrients. Sperm got nothing to do with body nutrients.
Your issues with body pains, weight loss etc... got nothing to do with the rate of ejaculation. There must be something else wrong with you, I suppose.
What about married men that probably have sex with their wive(s), girl-friends, concubines, side-chics etc... for donkey years? Does it mean they lost body nutrients?  How you compared masturbation to sex is very ironical. Due to the fact that you one has to bring a lady who is not physically present to bed, caress and have sexual intercourse with her, there is no doubt that one would need extra mental, visual, and physical strength to masturbate. So, never compare both. |
Celebrities › Re: Obituary Of Late Gospel Singer Osinachi Nwachukwu (Photo) by Ephemmm: 1:39pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
Holluwhakemmy: Killed by her husband so sad. Rest in perfect peace Chief Justice of federation! |