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Thank you Sir |
In reference to your front page "Overseas State: Nairalist.com Classified Ads" . . . . . . . . .> Overseas Service section Can restaurant Ads be put into that section? Just making sure Peace |
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called, THERAPY One Love |
Took some pis with my cell phone. I am getting this message when I try to upload "Your file is too large. The maximum attachment size allowed is 200 KB" I tried zipping it but it's not working. How do I make this smaller? *****edit**** someone sent me the proper way on "how to zip a file instruction**** Thanks |
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Goodbye by hazeleyez Today I received a phone call I listened to your message over and over again. No we can't get back together, No we can never be friends. I'm sorry I had to hurt you I know it don't seem fair. I tried to let him go, And I tried to keep you near. It took me this long to realize, That you were just a faze for me. I know this sh*t is hurtin' you, And that is why I gotta let you be. I can't face you, knowing, That all along we would never last. I know it's not your fault, I couldn't let go of the past. You need to just move on, Take this as a lesson learned. Can't you see I'll hurt you again, Don't you know that you'll get burned? You wish that things could be different. I wish things stayed the same. Who would ever have known, That I would call you his name. I can't say that I never loved you, That would be a lie, But can't you see I'm no good for you? When all I do is make you cry. Every gift that you bought me, I threw them all away, I can't remember anything about you, In my heart you can never stay. Must I be so blunt, I don't want to be this callous But constantly ringing my phone, You causing me to react with malice. Stop writing me love letters, Stop sending flowers to my job, If I were to ever kiss you again, Can't you see it's your heart that I'd rob? I know in time you'll get over, All this hurt and pain, I hope one day you'll see sunshine, I hope someone new will stop the rain. Until then you gotta shake this, No matter how much you wanna turn back. You have to start all over, Get your life back on track. Don't even wonder about me, Keep me out of your mind, please try. I cannot explain the reasons, It would take a week for me to explain why. This is the last you'll hear from me, I'm moving outta town, He said he wants to marry me, I can no longer have you around. Goodbye, |
Lord, Please make me a man, One who understands my fears, One who wipes away my tears. One who knows my body's curves, One who calms my fragile nerves. Can he be as smart as me? Will he have wavy hair? Can you give him a go-tee, And maybe a sparkle in his stare? Oh, please make him understanding, When at times I'm not in the mood, Please give him lots of patience, Give him manners, don't make him crude. Add a drop of sternness, And a sprinkle of control, Give him sturdy hands, To massage the worries from my soul. Of course I'd like him honest, He could never tell a lie, And it would be nice for him to cook, Maybe bake me a sweet potato pie. Can you make him sensitive, To all my feminine needs? Will he shield me from all evil? Clean my cut, when it bleeds? I hope I'm not asking too much, If I say that I need unconditional love, I'd like for him to shower me with kisses, And sing me sweet songs, like a dove. It's important that he be faithful, Can't let his body stray, Please make him open-minded, Not always seeing things his own way. I don't care if he has big ears, As long as he will listen, It's more important that he cares, Makes me smile, and makes my eyes glisten. Lord, please make him trust me, Any time that I go away, For he is always with me, He should believe every word I say. Can't forget to make him a good father, Build a strong and stable home, To always set a good example, And from their lives, he'd never roam. And most importantly, He must believe in you. For without you, he could never be, Together we will praise you, I'm thankful you gave him to me copyright by hazeleyez-2000 |
You said it with such passion, You said with such care, I didn't know you'd do this, This shit just don't seem fair. Told me you'd come over, I waited for your call, I waited till I grew sleepy, Realized you wouldn't show at all. I thought that they were lying, They said my man wasn't mine, Now I lay here nearly crying, Got shivers climbing up my spine. I tried so hard to remember, When was the last time we made love, And suddenly it hit me, You refused me with a shove. You pretended you were angry, But it was all a front, Probably was out creepin', Instead of chillin, smoking blunts. You really had me going, I thought it was just me, You were tellin' me to move on, But I just wouldn't let you be. So, instead of just saying it, You started playing games, One night I peeked through your cell phone, And say all these bitches names. Nigga, you ain't nothing, You think you got a fool, You been playing with my emotions, No, this shit ain't cool. I'm tired of your lying, You aught to be ashamed, I see your kind all the time, And myself, is who I blamed. Don't think I never notice, When your sleeping in my bed, That you smell like you been fucking, Or some bitch been giving you head. I passed it off as suspicion, Of what I thought couldn't be, I have to admit that I was gullible, For this once, you made a fool of me. I must understand now, That you're no different from the rest. I now know not to trust so easily, This relationship was just a test. It's over now, I know this, Just remember, you've been warned. This is really the beginning, Cause now, I'm a woman scorned, copyright by hazeleyez-2000 |
Blackberry Mollases by hazeleyez Sweeter than any Man I've ever known, Will you feed this empty body of mine? With the love and tenderness that makes my soul moan, Blacker than any dark knight Yet brighter than any shining sun, For I cannot breathe without the scent you possess Now that I know that you're the one, Raw is your touch upon my back Gentle as the nibble you give my ear, Sweet is the kiss you lay upon my brow Ever so slowly you wipe away my tear, Where have you been all my life? I never knew love like this before, My eyes were so shy when we crossed paths As the days pass, I'm anxious to find what you have in store, Blackberry Mollases Sweeter than a sweet song from a dove, Where have you been all my life? I never knew there could be such a precious love, copyright by hazeleyez |
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I knew it would happen I was ready since last Sunday I knew the haters would come out in droves and since I had a target on my back, they are coming for me Well, I only have one thing to say about it: Just bring it on babes I was ready when I made him my best friend, I was ready when I made him my boyfriend I was even ready when all the mud slinging made it to my house, and trust me, I got mad a lot but now I took a page from my father, when the haters hate, laugh at them, make them hate you more Nothing you can say to me, nothing you won’t steal my joy! This is what I've been waiting on, so come with your best and see if you don't get batted down! No matter how you feel about it, ticked and cussing everyone out around you the point is my clear: You like everyone else must call me the MRS. |
angel_empy: i echo your kind sentimentsone love |
SHENANIGAN:It was something she had on her chest since last week. Well i am glad she got it off her chest one love |
KarmaMod:Feel better now you got it off your chest. Sad you are carrying D's burden |
Take her to a dark area and disappear. . . . . .then (Walk up behind her and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Then say "will you marry me" |
Take her to a dark area and disappear. . . . . .then (Walk up behind her and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) “You’re under arrest!” (For what?) “For stealing my heart.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Then say "will you marry me" |
The honest truth, I can't fight. in no way i am going to challege another woman to get my ass beat up |
told her |
no, jump and skip what do you do when you want to surf while lying on your back? |
what if he was telling the truth? |
Pre-T |
Listening to Bush farewell Speech |
the sense i am using is "seeing" |
she ask whats that Do you like lemonade? |
Flight Investigation Gave Hope Tonight N O KI A |
davidylan:It’s quite obvious that your academic claptrap above says very little except for the fact that it shows you've read something about the subject on the internet but still don’t get it ****sigh**** why some humans like you need to hate in order to keep your so called intelligence busy? |
Well, well, well, wonders never cease. Pat Buchanan is standing up for Justice. I mean, of all people, Pat Buchanan? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02FKf2qACHA One love |
making sure nothing go inside of it. one love |
home is where his heart is |
sure will you jog with me |
Pre-T |
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