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Yes, we all know marriage is a sacred institution. . .
Say you love a guy or girl but not in a sexual way, would you marry them to help them get a green card?

AmakaOne:
Thank you all for your votes.
I am humbled.

BTW I no longer moderate this section
thank you all again

why did you resign? I am looking for an email I received from a chef. it's basically saying that when you are in the food industry you cannot be thin-skinned. You MUST be strong and tough and be able to take critisim whether bad or good. You are doing a great job and I think you should go back to moderating.

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Peter, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Peter said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Selwin, how would you say it?'

Selwin said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Timmy, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted

"Clean your own backyard" which basically reminds us that we are only meant to control our own lives

^^ as a Moderator, please don't be rude. Kindly follow the rule of the thread " start with the last word" (see red highlight)

Kenny_G:
aaro la wa

o se

Nairaland o da aaro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qxJPzjObI

Rod Stewart - You're in my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qySLELc11Bg&feature=related

JUST ANOTHER WOMAN IN LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9cgr-YpXeA&NR=1


I Just Fall In Love Again - Anne Murray

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Happy New Year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tJBsOsboM

Anne Murray-You Needed Me

*smh* - wonders never cease
Haba! Unbelievable

Michael Jackson Calling Jamaican Talk Show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMB80-91KSI&feature=related

spikedcylinder:
They don't actually cut grass by hand - especially at the airport. Haba! It's not that bad.

I am assuming Haba means "good golly" by the way you used it.  Sometimes we have to lift our pride and accept things the way it is. I don't see cutting grass by hand as a way of saying things real bad in Nigeria .  After all it's not like China where they cut grass with scissors (no offense to the Chinese)

@poster

When was the video taken? For all we know, things have changed in Nigeria (cutting of grass by hand)

breadfruit casserole/water

I watched the video and not sure what's all the fuss about.

Comment on cutting grass manually: - I am sure the Nigerian Government can borrow/have money for lawnmowers but is thinking about providing jobs for people.  we must understand that not everybody is mentally challenged to do certain work (tekkie, teaching etc.) but is perfect is certain work specialization (manual labor) And we must always remember that everytime a modern equipment go to a country the government has to pay for training and reduce overheads.  So, rather than depriving people of a job they stick to manual labor.

Heck, manual labor is still happening down south, Mexico, India, Jamaica and I can go on baby.

Comment about living conditions:- I don't know if it's true but so what if it's the truth.  Brazilians, Haitians and Indians have it worse and they are not ashamed of it - they accept it because it's the truth.

meeting some classmates

project

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XNQdxlRm9c

JOHN LENNON - SO THIS CHRISTMAS

best male poster thread gone MIA

WASHINGTON – People traveling to the United States from or through Yemen, Nigeria, Saudi Arabia and 11 other countries were subjected to extra security screening, including full body pat-downs, Monday as U.S. officials refined their response to a failed terrorist attack in Detroit on Christmas

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100104/ap_on_bi_ge/us_airline_security

I think a ring symbolizes something so for me yes.

Usually if a family member is getting married (especially females). Other family members do the spending so the bride/bridegroom can start his/her marriage life debt free.

@poster

Cool colors and very nice. I have a "bestrong" (a lance armstrong camouflage)

Once it's done privately (don't care about place) then immediately I am going to call my family and tell them

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.

Malcolm X

Group of men waiting outside ‘new inventions’ meeting room before it starts.

American, Englishman, and Jamaican.

A bleeper noise is heard, and the American looks at his shoulder, presses it and looks at the other two and says ‘ its my bleeper’,

The Englishman raises the palm of his hand to his face and starts talkin, when he finishes he looks at the other two and says ‘ that was my mobile phone’

The Jamaican thought I dont want to get left behind with all this new high tech stuff, so he gets up and leaves the room, and returns with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his arse, the other two look at him, the Jamaican looks down and behind and says ‘ Oh!, I am recieving a fax’.