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Tatooed Peenis

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Nigeria. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Nigerian at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his peenis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, man, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "W[/b]elcome to Nigeria, have a nice da[b]y.'"

Kenny_G:
MY BELATED XMAS COMMISSION

I still owe you even though I am campaigning for free Jeez, you'd think

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@topic

YES WE CAN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsV2O4fCgjk

He'll make life easier for you on NL

Government boots - gabby


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iVD6OPHqF8

whitesturd:
Not to be too trustin cos the pple u call your friends mite end up being your worst enemies

noted

@topic

life has taught me that when purpose is misunderstood abuse in inevitable.

watching this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JMmyHWO424&NR=1

It's complicated. Awesome, awesome, awesome. How can anyone resist Steve Martin , Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep

ladders

MyHonour:
Epi you don start again be that

huh? what have I done now? Seriously, I am going to change my user name to "WHYISEVERYBODYALWAYSPICKINGONME" [size=2pt]you ppl and the many monikers[/size]

red bull

When I don't know who to vote for, I say

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
caught a tiger by its toe

Guess what? my hand land on Aisha2. I voted for Aisha2

man, this is just too funny

SeanT21:
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NICE TRY!!Come harder next time

@mama-gee
u funny too

One night a man was was relaxing watching TV when out of the kitchen
comes his wife with a frying pan --BOOF!-- "a who name Shiela?" asked the wife,
"me find a paper inna you pocket wid di name Shiela on it, who is she?".
The man rubbing his headback said "me and Richie were down at the racetrack, that's the name of the horse we bet on, a wha wrong with you?!!". So the wife apologized, kissed his
headback, and went back to her chores. 15 minutes later the wife storms out of the kitchen
again --BOOF!! BAM!!-- "A WHA DO YOU?!!" shouted the husband, and the wife shouts
back "YOU HORSE DEH PON DI PHONE!!".

Lt. Stitchie - Natty Dread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1-DOjxkKE


ilalu, ipa and lumpkin

Africa Unite - ziggy marley



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rytT-ug-sGM&feature=related

The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE4dnrPPZQ

"Thank you, mom" - Good Charlotte


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7nGJQgfSUw&feature=fvw

I love you mama - Shirley Caesar


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJxLhqNRjo&feature=related

^^^

I Remember Mama" Shirley Caesar


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLa7LYijFks

relaxing

Lie-on

You CAN NOT please everyone. Please do not try. If a person does not like you, that is their opinion. Deal with it.

As i grow older, i pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.

Unprecedented Court Decision in South Africa

A seven year old boy was at the center of a South African Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over whom should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that the family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that, while visiting his aunt during the summer holidays, his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Super Eagles Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack. All dressed in . . . . .
Purple