₦airaland Forum

PRAYER FOR HEARING

Mac went to revival meeting and listened attentively to the preacher. Towards the end of the meeting, the preacher invited anyone who needed prayer to come to  the altar.

When Mac went up, the preacher wanted to know what concern he wanted lifted up in prayer. Mac said: "Please pray for my hearing."

The preacher moved closer to Mac, put a finger in Mac's ear and the free hand on Mac's head." The preacher prayed and prayed and prayed.

When he was done, he took up his towel, wiped his brow, sipped some water and approached Mac. "How is your hearing now?" he asked.

"I don't know, Reverend," he replied. "It starts on Wednesday!"

shut you mouth, go away, mama look a boo boo deh - Harry Belafonte & Nat King Cole



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E2qg6bRu6M

she's fly effortlessly

na you o

*legs weak* Heaven must be missing an angel

could you be more specific

LOL, really keeping them busy
here there
here there
here there
LOL, this is really funny. I gon pee my pant

Billy was a Ghanian with a serious problem. So he called his family together
and asked them what they thought of it. He explained, "When ah press mi stomach
with mi finger, it hurt mi. When ah press mi face, the pain real bad. When ah
press mi forehead I see stars. This problem like is all over my body." The family tried
to help, but gave up and said he should see a doctor. At the Nigerian
Hospital the doctor said, "We'll get that fixed right away. You have a broken
finger."

Onyema1:
@ Epi, did you say Times Square? Oh meet me there!!!!!

if u serious, email me and mekk me give u my phone number.  you are more than welcome to hang out with my peeps

Times Square - club - house party
why everybody going to church tonite?  Is it to ask for forgiveness (2009 sins )  If so, say a prayer for me

^^^ lol

@topic

ask 'im wey di party is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wti_gc830Hc&feature=related

she's still loving me - Morgan Heritage

She's still loving me
Through all the trials and pain
Oh I play around
Still she held it down (yes she did)
She's still loving me
Even though I made her cry
Caused her many sleepless nights
And I had to make it right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWMDUprVspo

Morgan Heritage - Down By The River Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCKYA-E_-4

Tarrus Riley - Love's Contagious

Obama Wins song (T.I. - Live Your Life SPOOF)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEb23L2Seb0

Carrying your negative emotional baggage requires energy that could be put to much better use - say goodbye to it, let it go, and get on with your life.

Lucy MacDonald

Pharoh:
_{Whats happening to you lately? be cheerful the new year is around the corner}

abi no wetin? from when you start looking at the positive quotes as personal clinging For your info, I receive quotes on a daily basis, so please don't take them personally.  btw, wetin yua eye find go dia

dani1luv:
Pm replied

Understood. My most humble apology

dani1luv:
And Moreover Epi How many of your thread ave I locked

I can't find my slate board and I don't know how to use a calculater. Guess, i'll just let it fly by

In other words, there should be eight "8" scanners.  The US Government gave the Nigerian Government five (5) scanners ealier this year and they took them without installing them Why?

DUMB BROTHER

Tessa was injured in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. After six months she woke up and found that she was no longer pregnant. Naturally, she asked the doctor to tell her what happened to her baby.
The doctor replied, "Well, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
Tessa became anxious as she didn’t think her brother was very smart.
Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, "So what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," said the doctor. Tessa began to feel a little guilty about how she thought about her brother.
"Not bad,” she said. “I like the name Denise.”
She then asked the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replied, "Denephew."

Whoa!! dude is that you?  Give me air please. I can't breathe

*hand on forehead *roll eyes* -faint****

Oxo products

so peaceful right now in the game section.   YES!!!!!! The quietness is better than hallelujah

baking, grating, mashing, salading, cooking, grinding, icing,  . .Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty
playing games, surfing the internet just to keep my eyes from closing and avoid burning

everytime i see her, my stomach gets upset
am I alergic to alligators
Gosh - watch de creep up

watching the clock, push-up mouth, steering at the phone
party done start
why must i be the one waiting on u


 
brrrrring
pick up phone
   
logg off
 
my baby is here

Nairaland aint sweet no more

Leave Nairaland
choose my friends carefully
Leave nairaland
Know my friends
Leave nairaland

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