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You are a murderer. I am going to report you to the moderators
Reason: You killing me softly

H2O2:
You lucky!!!!!!!! I have that damned game and my graphics memory is too f%#@!!!% LOW!!!!

bought it today from game stop.  It's awesome.  it's so realistic and the tattooes are off the hook. btw,
you know we can play against each other over the internet.
getting ready to play.

me and one of my girlfriends (cleaveland cavalier) against my other two girlfriends (lakers)

nite nite

friends here. off to play nba 2k10

nite nite

this is for Kunbee you. enjoy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KVDBYBZlQ8&feature=related

WEAR YOU TO THE BALL

me and flekan are just discussing how wonderful Nairaland is, you have a problem with that?

It may easily come to pass that a vain man may become proud and imagine himself pleasing to all when he is in reality a universal nuisance”

baruch spinoza

sweet _{u 2 sensitive. I was only testing u}

addictive , you can say that again but don't forget it's refreshing too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fBdgZUtpBg&feature=related

Katy Perry- I kissed a girl

Kunbee seems very restless, the first and last person I see on Nairaland

then who?

cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_hbz7XMah0

Disturbia - Rihanna

disturbed

fingering

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo S.hit. It means someone stole the tent. "

;d

get 4 hrs sleep before driving to Wash. DC.
guess it's true when they say "the road to a friend's house is never too long."  yeah right
my friends and I went to Times square church yesterday after hanging out at a bar (lol)
hope i get home early to attend a house party

Teacher: Joe, I want you to make one sentence with the words "defense", "defeat", and "detail."
Joe: The cow jumped over de fence, de feet first, and de tail last.

A husband came home from church, greets his wife and lifts her up. He then carries her around the house.
The wife surprised of her husband’s actions looked at him and said, “did the Reverend preach about being romantic?”
The husband looked at her and said, “No; he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows

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I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine

Spend more quality time with my man (get laid a lil more often)

Focus more on what's important rather than fukkin' around on the internet

I want to do tae kwon do or kick boxing so I can put my foot up in someone's arse

I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

Try to be more humble in the new year

To better recognize the beauty in life . . .

Pharoh:
[size=1pt]I am not taking it personally (as in referring to me , you or someone else) and sorry i will not do that anymore . Don't mind this yeye eyes, it can easily spot the difference between a received quote and the one sourced from the bottom of the heart based on personal experience[/size].

good for you

@topic

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown

A lawyer is hunting and shoots a turkey which lands in a farmer's field. As the lawyer tries to get the turkey, the old farmer stops him. The lawyer threatens to sue the farmer but the farmer says, "We don't sue people around here. Instead, we each take a good kick at each other and the winner takes the bird." The lawyer sees that the farmer is old and won't kick that hard and agrees to method. He lets the farmer go first. Well, that farmer lets him have a kick that sends the lawyer to his knees but he still gets back up. The lawyer says, "now it's my turn." But the farmer says, "Nah, you can have the bird."

Logg off and get ready because I don't like to keep my baby waiting

Oxone:
Opinionated

as in??
farrakan (agressive)
or
Obama (humble)

@topic

Please take down your picture - your looks intoxicate me
*bite nails* mmm mmm
I can't breathe. . .sweating. . .staggering. . .faint. . .fall on floor

Harry Belafonte Day-O ( Banana Boat )


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMTNT_BzkdA&feature=related