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Leave

wheels

home alone between your legs

a glass of red wine

nothing

AIDS?? pele, ko ye emi. jowo ko o sile ni english. o see

tanimz:
So

a needle pulling thread
To paraphrase what a supermod just say ( I couldn't say it any better) "I created this thread for a purpose, if you have nothing to contribute please move on"

MAKING SURE

Two men were stoning a mango tree, trying to hit down a large mango at the very top. One of them stopped to say to the other: "All the stone we ah stone, suppose de mango no ripe?"
"True," replied his friend, "Check it out nuh."
The first man then climbed the tree all the way to the top where the branches were dangerously slender, reached out and carefully felt the mango, then came back down.
"It ripe," he announced to his buddy. "We nah fling fi nutten."
Then they began to stone the mango tree again.

Well since I got in trouble for this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373378.0.html  I've decided to do this.  Oh yea, I am not here for wahala.  And if the joke ain't sweet, I sure know how to tickle myself.  After all, Elmo did it so why can't I

2010 is not going to meet me on Nairaland . . .wanna bet?

Does Jesus anyone know when she is coming back.

I'll be back when she returns. It's like no Amigoz - no Epi

Until then *buh bye*

Yep! and that's how the cookie crumbles

I don't like the sound of his name. sound as if i am swearing

resolutions for Nairaland?

tpia.:
^^ you sang songs about lagos city in the carribean?

Lagos Portugal or Lagos Nigeria?

ya-ah. dr wasue taught me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5dYw1eQuM&feature=related

leona lewis- bleeding love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3ovfZXO5Q

The Beatles, in Hey Jude

NL security officer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9__6TAVTwtk&feature=related

Norah Jones - Don't Know Why

become the man you are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uNg6LevQNI

Celine Dion - River Deep, Mountain High

bandely:
Who are those?

I don't know who they are either (sound fawren) but if sissy is the same as sisi-kill then I am going to vote for her. Sisi-kill is smart- just give her a word and she can give you the meaning

Is sissy and sisi-kill (The one who gave the true meaning of Halleluja to this day I still smile ) one and the same person? I don tire wif all these sissies

OMG! I think I hit the wrong button. Please how do I check to make sure

epi got a pair of uggs all because of Kenny G. Gotta go with Kenny G

gonna go with Honeric01

Pharoh:

Ha Epi please tone it down oo

Ok

Pharoh:
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(, don't worry there will be changes this new year.

Like, they removing him from the Mod Squad

Pharoh:
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i have never seen you like this before

Nah man, I am cool. Just that this dude always quick to lock and move my threads be ye jokes or gen. section. Anyway, consider it done and over. I leave danilove at the foot of the cross (if u know what i mean)
Till new years- off to drink and be merry

lol. seeing brussel sprouts, haha I can't wait, my friends and family visiting from London for the New Year

@MHC

Tasty. I'll have everything except the brussel sprouts. They taste horrid! Are you living in London? I am asking because I know Londoners love cooking brussel sprouts

@poster

It goes both ways. Husband and wives are independent on each other. . including knowledge

tonjoan

@topic

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