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Manq:
Muppets babies wil make our dreams come trueee.. wasn't a teletubies fan, yeah I saw Barney as well, yeah G-Force, thunder cats.

Voltron,
Silverhawks,
Superted,
Biker mice
Jumbo

adecz:
This is what the incompetent
Buhari has turned this country into..

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

Designandbuild1:
See fine restaurant like this that someone is thrashing and the staff are begging her to come down. Imagine someone doing this in a restaurant in Lagos