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Christianity EtcRe: Pastors And Alfa Asked Me To Bring Money For Deliverance-i'm Tired by ePUNK: 1:39pm On Oct 29, 2015
Do you have any skills
What class of degree do you have
R u computer literate
And finally given ur patronage of religious holabula u don't sound employable
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Supreme Court Justices That Struck Out Wike's Appeal by ePUNK: 10:20am On Oct 28, 2015
Gbawe:
Abi OOO. The "foolish woman" does not know it is always the defence of you ethnic affiliate before anything else. Nonsense and Iranu !!!!
[b][/b]what a waste of youth
PoliticsRe: S’court Ruling: Nobody Can Steal My Mandate, Says Wike by ePUNK: 8:55am On Oct 28, 2015
Bugatie:
Our able Governor, no one can steal your mandate.
Not even Buhari, Amaechi and the whole of APC combined!
slowpoke
Nairaland GeneralRe: 300 Houses Submerged, As River Benue Overflows Its Banks by ePUNK: 8:21am On Oct 27, 2015
Acidosis:
Buhari has finished this country.


No single plan for the masses, just word of mouth and disgusting promises!
Stupid talk
PoliticsRe: Expose By Saharareporters Led To Governor Wike’s Removal By Elections Tribunal by ePUNK: 11:30am On Oct 26, 2015
biafranking:
wike must be the governor of rivers state, let him continue, the man is working tirelessly in rivers state.
So apc should just forget about the state for now. Wether he tried to bride or not, we want him as a governor and he is the man for the job.,

Wike we know is better than the one we dont know.
[b][/b]i have never seen people who accept mediocrity like riverians and bayelsans - their inherent crime with APC and Amaechi is with the removal of GEJ from Aso Rock despite the fact that in 6 years there is no tangible gains in terms of infrastructure in both state. You people should learn to accept that impunity is a thing of the past and look for another credible candidate that can represent the PDP governorship slot
PoliticsRe: Anxiety In Wike’s Camp As Tribunal Delivers Judgement Today by ePUNK: 8:52am On Oct 24, 2015
remember007:
No anxiety any were because Rivers is PDP and PDP is Rivers.. And no one should even think of a rerun
Brainless
CrimeRe: Policeman Gave Us Guns - Gang Of 5 Confesses by ePUNK: 9:15am On Oct 07, 2015
madridguy:
Evil people..... Send them to inbox with immediate effect.
We should do the proper thing by trying them in a court of law first before conviction...also this tradition of parading suspects before journalists is a total infringement to human values....I wonder what NHRC with those lazy civil servants are doing about this
AutosPassenger Side Cv Joint Axle (shaft) Urgently Needed by ePUNK(op): 1:59pm On Sep 29, 2015
I have a 2007 hyundai Santa Fe 2.7L FWD american spec. However, I urgently need the above shaft (original) as I have constantlyl suffered in the hands of so many spare parts dealers who have been offering me bootlegs to use. Under 1year I have used 5 different shaft with non of them lasting up to a month.

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Christianity EtcRe: Pastors, Private Jets And Their Taxes By Joseph Edgar by ePUNK: 2:41pm On Sep 17, 2015
spill it on...i have never paid any - not planning to either...but my fear is we have millions of people out there who are sooo gullible and will say things like "just pay - and dont mind whatever the pastor does with ur money - its between him and GOD". Alot dont want to work hard or smart anymore... they believe survival comes from keepin up with church requests...shameful
PoliticsRe: We’ll Meet In The Battlefield -- Asari Dokubo Tells APC by ePUNK: 1:44pm On Sep 09, 2015
Stolen:
Buhari is corrupt and an election rigger.


Whether his son is Inec chairman or Daughter, even goddaughter abi na satan daughter.


Bayelsa Rivers, Delta, Akwa ibom, Cross River, Abia, Enugu and Ebonyi is PDP till the end of days.



Don't try any nonsense, we are not your fan. simples!
mumu
BusinessRe: Cash Squeeze Hits Banks As NIBOR Volatility Surges by ePUNK: 11:09am On Sep 08, 2015
Good economic policies only in the long term
PoliticsRe: God Will Disgrace My Adversaries – Wike by ePUNK: 11:02am On Aug 17, 2015
Learn Mr Governor - Jonathan had a harem of preacher sycophants and he lost the election and large chunks of cash

Justice will catch up with you at the tribunal
CareerRe: NNPC Retires 1000 Staff by ePUNK: 10:54am On Aug 17, 2015
laudate:
I said it before, and Kachikwu is proving me right... "the undertakers have arrived."

This man will go down in history, as the one who supervised the demise of NNPC. angry
you do not know anything
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Youths To Shut Down NLNG Facilities Over Planned Lagos Shipyard. by ePUNK: 10:58am On Aug 05, 2015
i'm from the Niger Delta and seriously when our people stop threatening investors with "shut-down" this or that then maybe we might start attracting serious minded people down here. Do you ever here of such youth restiveness in Lagos? Lagos is always business friendly and as far as i'm concerned Lagos can successfully seceded from this union called Nigeria.

NLNG is even too big - look @ Port Harcourt for instance we do not have malls like shoprite and prestigious hotels like 4points. Even I fully understands the risk anyone will take when setting up a business here - especially when one of the criteria is imposition of labour by host communities regardless of whether they are skilled or not.

NLNG is free to set-up where-ever they choose.

SIMPLE
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Thank you
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PoliticsRe: Non-indigenes In Rivers Petition Buhari Over Wike’s Sack Threat by ePUNK: 9:51pm On Jun 23, 2015
Wow...nairaland is beginning to have a lot of foolish people with cheap Internet access. Can you imagine the amount of tribalistic comments here from young people. This is pathetic.
PoliticsRivers GOVT Disbands TIMARIV by ePUNK(op): 9:21am On Jun 18, 2015
NEWs just filtering in from various radio houses in Rivers state have all confirmed the disbandment of the state-owned traffic management agency popularly know as timariv......more to follow
PoliticsBreaking News......governor Wike Sacks All 23 LGA Chairmen In RIVERS STATE by ePUNK(op): 10:47am On Jun 11, 2015
News just filtering in has it that the Rivers State Governor Nyesom Wike has sacked all recently elected LGA chairmen in the State...................................more to follow
Nairaland GeneralVigil For Cow Shot Dead By Police In The UK by ePUNK(op): 9:59pm On May 20, 2015
Vigil for cow shot dead by police
7 hours ago

The cow, nicknamed Bessie, was shot "in the interests of public safety", police said
A memorial vigil will be held for a cow that was shot dead by police marksmen.

The cow, nicknamed Bessie, was one of three that escaped from Rising Sun Country Park in North Tyneside on Sunday.

A helicopter and six police marksmen tracked the trio - two were recaptured but Bessie was shot "in the interests of public safety".

The vigil is to take place at 18:00 BST on Friday, at a field in Chicken Lane, Wallsend.

Thousands of people have liked a Facebook page set up in her memory.

Those attending the vigil are asked to wear a cow onesie and bring a candle.


Several police marksmen responded to the call about cows on the loose
'Docile little cow'

Dave Turner, who set up the R.I.P. Wallsend Cow Facebook page, said: "It's not every day you get a cow getting shot in a field nearby. I think we need to mark this occasion with a serious send-off for Bessie.

"It wasn't doing anything, it was just eating a bit of grass - it probably got sick of the grass it was eating elsewhere, it heard about a nice new patch, went down and started grazing, and the next thing is police turn up and start firing at it.

"We are going to light candles and say a little prayer for her."

Photographer John Millard witnessed the cow being shot dead, and described the scene to BBC Radio 5 live.

He said there was a "massive police presence" with more than 15 police vehicles, a helicopter hovering overhead, and three or four officers in sniper gear.

He originally thought it could have been terrorist-related, rather than, as he then realised, a "docile little cow standing in a field".

A Northumbria Police spokesman said Bessie was destroyed after becoming "increasingly distressed" and "causing dangerous and severe obstructions" on a major road.
Nairaland GeneralVigil For Cow Shot Dead By Police In The UK by ePUNK(op): 4:59pm On May 20, 2015
Vigil for cow shot dead by police
2 hours ago
A memorial vigil will be held for a cow that was shot dead by police marksmen.

The cow, nicknamed Bessie, was one of three that escaped from Rising Sun Country Park in North Tyneside on Sunday.

A helicopter and six police marksmen tracked the trio - two were recaptured but Bessie was shot "in the interests of public safety".

The vigil is to take place at 18:00 BST on Friday, at a field in Chicken Lane, Wallsend.

Thousands of people have liked a Facebook page set up in her memory.

Those attending the vigil are asked to wear a cow onesie and bring a candle.

'Docile little cow'

Dave Turner, who set up the R.I.P. Wallsend Cow Facebook page, said: "It's not every day you get a cow getting shot in a field nearby. I think we need to mark this occasion with a serious send-off for Bessie.

"It wasn't doing anything, it was just eating a bit of grass - it probably got sick of the grass it was eating elsewhere, it heard about a nice new patch, went down and started grazing, and the next thing is police turn up and start firing at it.

"We are going to light candles and say a little prayer for her."

Photographer John Millard witnessed the cow being shot dead, and described the scene to BBC Radio 5 live.

He said there was a "massive police presence" with more than 15 police vehicles, a helicopter hovering overhead, and three or four officers in sniper gear.

He originally thought it could have been terrorist-related, rather than, as he then realised, a "docile little cow standing in a field".

A Northumbria Police spokesman said Bessie was destroyed after becoming "increasingly distressed" and "causing dangerous and severe obstructions" on a major road.

BBC © 2015
CareerRe: How Will You Treat Your Current Boss If You Become His Superior In Future by ePUNK: 2:00pm On Apr 17, 2015
will have an undated template of his "sack" letter laminated and framed on the wall of my office
Politics2015 Prophecies Concerning This Election - PART 1 by ePUNK(op): 10:24am On Apr 01, 2015
Dear readers,

As we all celebrate as Nigerians a change of leadership at the very top, we must also recall that prior to this election a lot of prophecies and spiritual predictions were made by various religious outfits in Nigeria. and I can list them below:

Checkout Apostle Johnson Suleman's prohecies (culled from 2015 PROPHECIES BY Apostle Johnson Suleman by keflex(m): 12:02am On Jan 10)

2015 PROPHECIES BY Apostle Johnson Suleman by keflex(m): 12:02am On Jan 10
2015 Prophecies By Apostle Johnson suleman
The Much Awaited 2015 Prophecies from Fearless
Prophet, Apostle Johnson Suleiman
1.There shall be harvest of testimonies for women looking
for fruit of the womb.
2. President Obama needs serious prayers for his health.
3. I see a woman becoming the president of America, but
her health needs attention.
4. Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.
5. I entered the house of former president Shehu Shagari
in the spirit and I saw RIP; he needs prayers.
6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.
7. I saw Catholic Reverend Fathers getting married. I saw
a group rising, called “Old Catholic Church”, they were on
fire for God and caused a revolution.
8. Boko Haram is sponsored by two people; one is a
traditional ruler and the other is a retired General.
9. Nollywood should stop Unclothedness and immoral
content been shown because God is not happy.
10. Bola Tinubu, Bode George and king of Onitsha need
prayers.
11. A great Pentecostal man of God been called to glory. I
wept.
12. I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but
troubles.
13. I saw people crying in the Oba of Benin’s house.
14. Libyan election to be cancelled.
15. El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing Jesus, he
will not win Kaduna election.
16. Brigade Commander Aso rock should be changed.
17. Buhari’s health needs attention.
18. Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto State.
19. Dangote will not have it smooth this year; he will drop
from Africa’s richest.
20. Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.
21. Egypt will have elections.
22. 2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in
violence and end up in court case.
23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the
governor of Lagos state.
24. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I saw
mourning.
25. I saw the Naira falling greatly. It became N200 (two
hundred naira) to 1$ (a dollar).
26. I saw Cameroonian soldiers killing Boko Haram
soldiers.
27. Prophets who deceive people, collects their properties,
charge money, will face great judgment this year.
28. Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.
29. Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not break up.
30. Nigerian Government will start fighting the Gospel and
men of God.
31. Military leaders will be changed.
32. There will be plan to kill Goodluck Jonathan but it will
be exposed.
33. I saw governor Amosun return.
34. APC Rivers State needs to do grass root campaign
because I saw the election been rigged for PDP. Prayers
are needed because of so much bloodshed.
35. Three popular musicians will die; one of them is a
young boy.
36. Former President Obasanjo should go and make
peace with God, Nigeria is not his problem.
37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors of
Bokoharam, God warned him recently with his health. The
next, God will take his life.
38. I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed to
govern.
39. I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.
40. President Goodluck Jonathan should arrest corrupt
leaders. His calmness is what is empowering them to
steal.
41. I saw people who resigned as ministers to contest
election return back as Federal ministers.
42. I see so much food in Nigeria in 2015.
43. I saw major death in China (I saw group of kids killed)
44. A great man of God whose first name begins with 3rd
letter and Surname with 15th letter needs serious prayers.
I saw serious crisis and crying. Please let’s pray for him.
45. Let’s pray against military intervention and interim
government.
46. President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan declared
winner. APC Pray!

47. I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for president.
48. Ghana economy to have terrible and serious crisis.
49. With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better
Goodluck goes now to his village quietly.

50. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly
won will not govern or rule.
51. Arik Airline to pray against disaster.
52. I saw people crying in Alex Ekwueme’s house. Why
are they crying?
53. I saw upsurge around bar beach taking people’s lives,
water overrunning and bringing down buildings.
54. Pray against three major Air disasters between
February and October.


Checkout Prophet Joshua Iginla's prediction (Prophet Joshua Iginla’s SHOCKING 2015 Predictions by gbengadada2004(m): 4:24pm On Jan 07)

Prophet Joshua Iginla has released more shocking 2015 predictions which he disclosed days back during a special service in his church at Kubwa, Abuja. “I want to say some few things God spoke to me about 2015. For Nigeria, I want to tell you the voice of God. Nigeria will not split. The hand that holds Nigeria is bigger than all. The population in the country. In my vision, I saw a giant hand bigger than the continent of Africa upholding Nigeria. And God said there is nothing kept in His hands that can fall. The prophecy that Nigeria will split won’t come to pass. You can see the signs, but it will never come to pass.

There will be shakings in 2015 and it will be so serious. Both the big and small will feel it greatly. No matter how powerful or well organized 2015 election is, it will be faulted. I see a lot of litigations, disagreements and court cases because the mindset of many prior to the election is so dangerous.

I am not a politician nor belong to any political party, I am just speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the seat. It’s not guess work. Howbeit, it will be a battle between the lion and the tiger. President Jonathan will win, but he has to pray about his health and so many political blows. I pray the two people that enter the Aso Villa will leave together. That’s why we should pray for the woman beside the president. The president and wife should pray that the first lady would finish the tenure together and not losing one before the end of their tenure.

“Shortly after the election, especially on the night of the election, there will be great vandalisation. I see cars being burnt, lives killed. Counting from the night of the election, these evil will happen six days after the election. I see bitterness, disappointment fire and you might note these states, Bauchi, Yobe, Maiduguri, Lagos, Kaduna, Kano, Rivers, but in the midst of these battles, the storm will calm down. We should pray and watch out for military intervention. God has instructed us to pray and fast from February 1 to February 3, 2014 against military intervention. I will leave the rest coded. When I said there will be disagreement, it will be so strong because it’s like some people are battle ready for war, but God will keep Nigeria.


Checkout (2015 Prophecies of Apostle Dr.Ogochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu)

2015 Prophecies of Apostle Dr.Ogochukwu Tochukwu AmaukwuI term 2015 as a year of Total Victory and Glory.
The way you pray now in 2015 will determine how glorious 2016 will be.

NIGERIA:
1. We must pray that there will be election in 2015. I foresee problems coming before the election that may stop the election. What God revealed to me is there will be no election in 2015 if we do not pray to avert it.
2. I see serious violence errupting,we must pray now against the return of military to power. I see the military taking power by force amidst violence.
3. I am repeating this again,the military is secretly planning to return to power. I see a new leader in a military uniform. We need to pray to avert this.
4. We must pray seriously against war in Nigeria. We must pray seriously so that nothing hinders the coming election.
5. If at all there will be election in 2015,I see President Goodluck jonathan returning as president.
6. President Goodluck Jonathan is the last PDP president.
7. I see APC winning seventy percent(70%) of the seats but i see PDP taking the presidency.
8. If at all there will be election,APC will claim to have won the presidential election and will drag PDP to court
9. APC will accuse President Goodluck Jonathan,PDP and INEC for rigging the election in favour of President Goodluck Jonathan,but the court will give it to Goodluck jonathan.
10. There shall be a cry for a re-election.
11. There will be massive rigging here and there.
12. If there will be election in 2015,there will be gross and manipulative conducts in the election.
13. Four northern states will not take part in the election due to terrorist attacks.

Checkout excerpts from Father Mbaka (Extracted Transcript Of What Rev. Father Mbaka Said Concerning President GEJ by heskeyw(m): 10:29pm On Jan 03)

What the government should do,
individuals are struggling to achieve.
When there is no road, no power, all
this fake promises… where is the
power? That Onitsha Bridge, has it
now been built? No. After 6 years,
and Goodluck has what it takes to do
whatever. He surrounded himself
with hooligans. By the time he
comes down, he won’t have anybody
to work with. He played himself into
the hands of hooligans.
My interest is about the wellness of
this country. Nigeria must survive
what we are passing through by the
help of God. The same God who
saved us from Ebola will save us
from this bad luck season (shouts of
AMEN from the congregation).
Look at it, there was a time there
was an argument about pension
fund – such billions. Who is talking
about it now? Billions and we were
hearing it… from excess crude oil
money, where is the impact of the
excess crude oil money? Now from
oil boom, it has met a bad luck; it’s
now oil doom. If my father will be
my leader and my siblings will all
die, let a stranger be my leader and
let my family be. All I’m trying to tell
you is that we have not entered into
any covenant with anybody.
Last time, the First Lady came here.
We are not partisan; we welcomed
her. We did a spiritual drama here.
Lifted four birds to fly up, the main
one that should fly up refused to go.
I did everything possible and that
one is the healthiest of them all but
refused to fly and the spirit of God
said, don’t disturb him
.
When God rejected Saul, David took
over. Let me tell you, in the history
of Nigeria, we have never
experience bloodshed as we have in
the time of Goodluck. If Goodluck
means bloodshed for Nigerians are
you waiting until your own blood is
shed? (shouts of No from the
congregation).

Checkout (2015 Prophecies By Prophet Olaye George by Godprophet: 6:48am On Jan 03)

2015 NIGERIA PROPHECIES

1. Hear the voice of Almighty God today and give ear to that which is sharper than two edged sword. For God has spoken and the wise listens carefully; Thus saith the LORD GOD; Alot will happen in 2015. Goodluck Ebelle Jonathan will become the winner of Nigeria 2015 election if he is prayerful, focus and committed but he will not act the way people expected him to act in his next tenure as president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria saith the LORD GOD.

2. Thus saith the LORD GOD; Borno, Yobe, Bauchi, Gombe, Adamawa, Taraba, Kano, Abuja, Maiduguiri and Lagos will experience deadly terrorist attacks in 2015 saith the LORD GOD.

3. Thus saith the LORD GOD; There will be land disputes in Delta State, Nigeria and this land disputes will take lives and properties until the intervention of law enforcement agents which will apprehend some suspects and restore peace and unity to the affected community saith the LORD GOD.

4. Thus saith the LORD GOD; Crisis will take place in Lagos, Nigeria. This crisis will start unexpectedly in one day and then grow bigger than ever imagined the next day saith the LORD GOD.

5. Thus saith the LORD GOD; 2015 Nigeria election will be filled with irregularities. There will be mass rigging and manipulation in some parts of Nigeria. Some states will not partake in 2015 election saith the LORD GOD.

I will still be collating more to be posted online...Happy reading
RomanceRe: 5 Major Mistakes Nigerian Men Make In A Relationship by ePUNK: 3:27pm On Feb 10, 2015
if we keep trying to adopt all the attributes and in some cases fantasies of western society. we may end-up like them

higher divorce rates
society that deflates a man's natural ego

please go and find out why we have alot of expatriates marrying Nigerian women
PropertiesRe: The Making Of "The Port Harcourt Castle" by ePUNK: 3:45pm On Sep 15, 2014
Spydder

U are always never revealing when it comes to answering fellow nairalanders questions when it comes to cost. How can one plan a budget when u don't reveal an estimate for the current state of the building
PropertiesBuilding A House With Starting Amount N4m In Port Harcourt by ePUNK(op): 1:03pm On Aug 28, 2014
All,

Please how far can 4m go in starting a house project in Port Harcourt for a 4-bedrm duplex.

Thanks as I look forward to all your responses
PoliticsRe: Unknown 'Drone' Crashes In Ibadan (Pictures) by ePUNK: 12:27pm On Dec 29, 2013
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