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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) Graduate Trainee 2019 Test Invite by Equations(m): 5:03pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
It is a Graduate Trainee position. If you are successful they will teach you everything about it. Phinity318: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) Graduate Trainee 2019 Test Invite by Equations(m): 5:02pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
My thoughts too bro. Let us just hope for the best Rheba: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) Graduate Trainee 2019 Test Invite by Equations(m): 4:55pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Omo this test sweet me o. So many football questions about my club |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by Equations(m): 11:56am On May 15, 2019 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by Equations(m): 11:55am On May 15, 2019 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by Equations(m): 4:47pm On May 14, 2019 |
Although what I applied for is Procurement Analyst, not Graduate engineer. that is what my email said too. I don't have any business with engineering. I hope the questions would be more inclined to my discipline, because this Dragnet numerical and abstract reasoning.... hmmn Equations: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by Equations(m): 4:43pm On May 14, 2019 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee 2018 Recruitment Programme by Equations(m): 11:23am On Feb 11, 2019 |
Chai... I don miss out be that Goldish: |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee 2018 Recruitment Programme by Equations(m): 10:18am On Feb 05, 2019 |
Please has anyone heard from Sterling Bank since we did Documentation and Assessment last month? |
Politics / Re: Onnoghen: If I’m The CJN, I Will Resign - El-rufai by Equations(m): 6:38pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
El Rufai is Mad |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Graduate Trainee 2018 Recruitment Programme by Equations(m): 4:22pm On Jan 07, 2019 |
JARUSHUB: I hope this Assessment Centre stuff is going to be on the same day as the Documentation? And please do you have any idea how long Sterling Bank training School lasts for and how much they pay during that period? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Equations(m): 5:15pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
wealthyoptimist: What about NYSC Certificate? I am still serving but will pass out next month. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by Equations(m): 5:13pm On Sep 22, 2018 |
I was invited for entry level entry level assessment test at Palm Groove. Please who has past questions and answers? What should i expect? Besides, I was asked to bring my original NYSC certificate, but i am still a serving youth corps member due to pass out next month. Will my NYSC ID Card suffice? Some please assist me with answers. Thanks |
Crime / Re: T.I Nathan 2012 Tweet About Rape: "The Day I See You I'm Going To Rape You" by Equations(m): 6:07pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Gbese re ooo |
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates His 39th Birthday With Family In New Photo's by Equations(m): 1:27pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Happy Birthday to the Nigerian king of Memes. my favorite Yoruba Actor.
More success to your career bro |
Literature / Gbenga's Tales by Equations(m): 7:20pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
“URINATE HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK!” the scrawl on the wall warned. Unzipping his trousers, Gbenga shook his head; “if toh say na beta place, person go ondastand”, he muttered referring to the overgrown bushes and heap of rubbish that marred the area. Done with his business he zipped up, took another scornful look at the scrawling on the wall and continued on his way. ***** “Pele, Sorry ehn”, Mama Segun said to her husband as he came out of the toilet. Grimacing, he sat heavily on a chair, fanning himself with an old newspaper. “What should we do? She continued, ignoring little Segun who vied for her attention “You should go to the hospital o”. Baba Segun merely grunted. He knew this was not hospital issue; over a week since he urinated at that junction with that warning on the wall, he had been experiencing painful… no, ‘painful’ was an understatement…extremely burning sensation while urinating. Not wanting to add to his wife’s worry, he didn’t mention his stubbornness; didn’t even tell her about the greenish mucus-like substance which two days ago had started coming out of his ‘JohnThomas’, as their son liked to call it. And somehow, he knew that whatever curse had befallen him had something to do with his wife’s recent, almost painful scream during sex. “Gbenga go to the hospital” she repeated firmly. He knew she meant business; she rarely called him by his first name. “I will” he replied, knowing he wouldn’t. He didn’t have money to spend on hospital bills for something whose origin he already knew. Nodding satisfactorily, mama Segun carried her son. ***** “You should carry out a test. In the hospital--” Gbenga quickly interrupted the young man, “test ke? How much will that be? Plus hospital?” Impossible! Since the painful urination increased and hospital was a no-no, he had decided to visit the pharmacy on his way home. The smart-looking young man who attended to him had started well, telling him his symptoms pointed to konoria… or something like that; now he was ruining it by mentioning test and hospital. No need. He would get Iya Biliki’s agbo; it cured everything- including curses, he hoped. So, while the young man talked about the importance of tests, Gbenga thought of how to end the visit. The pharmacist sensed he was losing his customer. The man thought he was under a curse and was likely to do something silly. So he changed tactics. “While treating yourself, you must treat your sex partner too”. “Ehn?” How did this boy know? He hadn’t told him about his wife’s screams and Maggie… “Gonorrhoea is a disease transmitted through unprotected sexual activities with an infected person…” he wanted to add ‘including anal sex, MouthAction and infected intimacy gadgets’, but didn’t want to confuse the man further. “…any form of sexual activity. So you could have either transmitted it to your wife or contract… gotten it from her” Gbenga knew he hadn’t gotten it from his wife. It had to be Maggie, his girlfriend. But their last sex was over two weeks ago, even before he urinated in that forbidden junction. Besides, Maggie didn’t complain during sex like his wife did, meaning she didn’t have it. So how come? How to ask this… He lowered his voice. “Emm…I have a friend who …” Wrong move. “No. One day, I was drunk. One girl, she seduced me. But that was two weeks ago and unlike my wife, she doesn’t…emm…didn’t scream in pain while we were…” he trailed off. “Your wife complains of pain during sex?” He nodded sadly. The pharmacist explained “the symptoms start manifesting within 2-14 days of infection; not immediately. Also, gonorrhoea has other symptoms. Maybe she feels pains here…” he touched his own lower abdomen. “Besides, some people especially women, don’t always have symptoms-” “Ha! Maggie pa mi! She has killed me!” The pharmacist would later wonder how he managed not to burst into laughter “No, it’s not their fault, since there is no symptom, they won’t know.” The third option was that Maggi didn’t have it and he had contracted it from his wife who had contracted it from…anybody else. “You and your wife should start treatment immediately. If you don’t, it’ll worsen and there’ll be complications. So --” “Which complications?” Typical of customers to cherish free consultation. “For your wife, there is a disease called pelvic inflammatory disease, which could lead to infertility”, the man’s eyes widened “if the gonorrhoea isn’t treated properly and early, it could --” “I want to treat my wife” the man seemed close to tears. “You should treat yourself and your wife. A test is necessary to know if it is indeed gonorrhoea and the proper antibiotic to use. In the hospital, this will be done. Go to a primary health care centre, it’ll be cheaper” Or would it? Gbenga knew his wife didn’t deserve this. She had been nothing but good; yet he had gone on with Maggie. It was his fault. Now see wahala. He would never stray from his wife again. But the co “You could get started on a likely antibiotic temporarily. But if the test reveals that it isn’t the appropriate antibiotic, you must stop it and buy the proper one. If not, it’ll deterio…worsen.” There was the possibility Maggie wasn’t the culprit here, so the pharmacist added “your wife should also be counseled”. The man fell into deep thought. Raising his head suddenly, he said “I’ll come back with my wife”. Then he turned and left abruptly. Stunned, the pharmacist could only gape at his retreating back. **** The test had been done, but instead of buying the drugs there in the hospital, he and his wife had met his new pharmacy friend with the doctor’s paper. He totally trusted the young man who had delivered him from his woes. As appreciation, he even offered to take him home on his okada but the young man had refused. Gbenga thought about these on his way home from work. Suddenly, he felt the urge to urinate. He no longer dreaded urinating unlike before he commenced treatment. He looked around for a suitable place and saw, scrawled on a wall “URINATE HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK!” And he laughed happily ever after. Written by Onyinye Bridget Chiekwe. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits His Son At The Hospital, Security Tightened by Equations(m): 1:51pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Nobody is remembering to pray for his injured friend. is he not a human being too? 5 Likes |
Education / Re: How Do I Change My Username On Nairaland? by Equations(m): 7:56am On Dec 30, 2017 |
Education / Re: How Do I Change My Username On Nairaland? by Equations(m): 7:53am On Dec 30, 2017 |
ClitoPen: ��� OK bro, thanks. 1 Like |
Education / How Do I Change My Username On Nairaland? by Equations(m): 4:21pm On Dec 29, 2017 |
I don't know who sent me to use this username. I keep getting mentioned in things that don't concern me. Please how can I change my username on Nairaland? Thanks. |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Equations(m): 7:56am On Nov 17, 2017 |
cuvox:No. You gotta go enter bus from Uselu park in Benin |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Equations(m): 1:30am On Nov 17, 2017 |
How much Lagos state dey pay Abeg? |
NYSC / Re: Yay! Nysc Batch B Stream 1 by Equations(m): 1:26am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Moppy1:Eeiyaa... sorry... it was my 2nd choice. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Yay! Nysc Batch B Stream 1 by Equations(m): 1:23am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Lagos |
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Equations(m): 8:43pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
For your medical report No stress at all of going to the hospital Its affordable and reliable. Strictly for those in Asaba or nearby. And it would be ready by Saturday. Nothing for you after that. PM me if interested or just quote me. Thanks. |
Education / Re: South African Students Do "Birth Pose". Photos Go Viral by Equations(m): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
These guys are learning how to be doctors. What's the danger here? |
Romance / Re: Slay Queen Shows Off Her Undies And Tattoos On Facebook (Photos) by Equations(m): 12:14am On Nov 08, 2017 |
How can you call these things slay queens? what is she slaying? Her ignorance? |
Romance / Re: Truth Or Dare Party by Equations(m): 2:14pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
So this game is still on? |
Events / Re: Priest Smiles As Bride & Groom Kiss In Church (Photos) by Equations(m): 8:26am On Nov 05, 2017 |
Upon all your conjectures and postulations as to the intentions of the priest, if you look at the picture closely, you Will notice that he is not even looking at the couple. |
NYSC / Re: queenlovely by Equations(m): 7:02am On Oct 30, 2017 |
once you start speaking, everything will get better. once you start speaking, everything will get better. once you start speaking, everything will get better. |
Education / Re: Hilarious Sign Post: Centre For Corruption Studies Uniabuja by Equations(m): 6:27am On Oct 30, 2017 |
You need to study corruption before you can tackle it. |
Education / Re: Unilorin Post Graduate Student, Omoniyi Olumide Declared Missing (photos) by Equations(m): 6:26am On Oct 30, 2017 |
He has been seen. 2 Likes |
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