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chillingbabe:
Where's the b00bs naa? This guy is just flaunting his packs

I'm glad u said my mind babe.this man I see here with packs won't have boobs

CaptPlanet:
Bros, cheating is different from rape. She consented to cheating.

I never equated the two,I was simply making the op understnd that a lady shouldn't be exposing sex secrets to the lover even if she was raped in the relationship.it has negative effect too in d long run even though in short run she gets All the pity

Nneka123:
nice

But many called u talkative.as I am ur type ,mayb that could be a bad match. Or what do u tink pwety..

Even if u were raped dnt tell ur man.men sometimes could be polygamous in nature but still they hate to share their woman. Sometimes u say ur best wen u say notin at all.the tins we don't knw won't hurt us. Telling him wasn't the best.to feel relieved she had better talked to her blood sister or anybody even her mum to feel that she has talked to someone.the husbnd is the last persn she shld hv told.now the deed is done but wit time a strong hrt can melt but nevertheless she shld be ready to accept any ocnsequence becos before she confessed,she shld hv been ready for the eventuality

CircleOfWilis:
e come resemble one Nollywood movie wey watch, u sure say no be there u learn am.....

My man I don't see naija movies.so its out of the question .but frm little stage I became romance baba. The Lord is my strength. But wait oo,mayb I will enter nollywood ni.

pre-intimacy n sex..pillow fights,kiss n gist

diddydiva:
i enjoy hot romance and pillow fights too

U r da bomb. Hot romance is even sweeter than the main tin.spending large time on it is cool.pillow fight is almost d top of the fun bwith ur lover behave like kids.then she cooking with just part n bra n me sneaking in to come n cuddle her surprisingly frm the back isn't a bad romance too. Kudos diva

[quote author=missclasssy post=32324047][color=#000050]Op, do you mean asides having sex........

I like an open n straight girl.God forgive me but sex is almost the sweetest tin wen together esp wen u knw how to do it without boredom

Nneka123:
Just talking, cause i love talking

Then if u meet my type hun we won't be sleeping at all cos my second name is gist(a gene frm dad).no movie or media is necessary cos d power of the fun lies in our tongues both.nekky dalu

Some churches don't wear earings.some wear trousers,some abstain from meat. Most of these may not be biblical but contains in their own law.in cath it is called canon law.either u obey or u don't .but its a belief system for the church and as long as I knw,religion is the belief in the existence of the supernatural.
The Catholic Church historically observes the discipline of fasting or abstinence at various times each year. For Catholics, fasting is the reduction of one's intake of food, while abstinence refers to refraining from meat (or another type of food). The Catholic Church teaches that all people are obliged by God to perform some penance for their sins, and that these acts of penance are both personal and corporeal. The purpose of fasting is spiritual focus, self-discipline, imitation of Christ, and performing penance.

Contemporary Vatican legislation, which is followed by Catholics of the Latin Rite (who comprise most Catholics) is rooted in the 1966 Apostolic Constitution of Pope Paul VI, Paenitemini, and codified in the 1983 Code of Canon Law (in Canons 1249–1253). According to Paenitemini and the 1983 Code of Canon Law, on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, both abstinence and fasting are required of Catholics who are not exempted for various reasons. All Fridays of the year are days of penance. All persons who are fourteen years old and older are bound by the law of abstinence on all Fridays that are not Solemnities. Nevertheless, both Paenitemini and the 1983 Code of Canon Law permitted the Episcopal Conferences to propose adjustments of the laws on fasting and abstinence for their home territories, and most have done so. For example, in some countries, the Bishops' Conferences have obtained from Rome the substitution of pious or charitable acts for abstinence from meat on all Fridays of the year (including Fridays of Lent) except Good Friday. Others continue to abstain from eating meat on Lenten Fridays, but not on Fridays outside of Lent. Still others voluntarily abstain from meat on Fridays throughout the year.

Members of the Eastern Catholic Churches are obliged to follow the discipline of their own particular church. While some Eastern Catholics try to follow the stricter rules of their Orthodox counterparts, the actual canonical obligations of Eastern Catholics to fast and abstain are usually much more lenient than those of the Orthodox. It is presumed that the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of Saint Peter (the newly created jurisdiction of the Church for former Anglicans) will assume the discipline of Friday abstinence as conceived in the Book of Common Prayer. Early Prayer Books set out rules that were in-line with the Sarum Rite of the time, where most days prior to Solemnities and Feasts were delegated as "days of abstinence" along with the Rogation Days. The eating of fish on these days is generally ruled out within the English Patrimony of the Personal Ordinariate of the Chair of Saint Peter.

The Catholic practice of abstaining from meat on Fridays popularized the Friday

They are there to make their money either hook or crook,fair play or foul play.when they criticized GMB they were paid by PDP.now they are praising GMB they got paid by APC. They can't do any advert without being paid.its not done free.somebody must hv paid for it too like they somebody did also during campaign

aanumama:
Why did people keep comparing sleep with death??
Fayose was rigged in,
GMB won!
Ko jo ra won now!

I am no party man and my concern isn't abt rig or no rig .there is court for one to settle greviances. Not by making troubles in d state.Ur statement means u support violence being perpetrated there. Try n take back ur words swty I would appreciate that.u r better than that

hensben:
hypocrite is she cultured herself, buhari na her mate huh, na she buhari dey context with wey she go insult him for public like that huh talking about double standard from you..am from SS but support APC because i was tired of PDP

Man I guess u r digressing abit. That u r SS joining apc frm pdp isn't what I wanna hear.I never mentioned I supported a party n for the records,I'm no pdp nor apc.I work with any govt . Simply put,people shld play mature politics n not telling her wen to park out frm aso villa. Its unnecessary. If she insulted buhari then wait for buhari to reply her.its not ur fight nor ur call,so cn u gv her a break

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

From ur username,I guess u enjoyed the bus romance. But the guy wasn't good enuf to make u kip pretending u didn't notice

remember007:
like her or hate her she has gone to ASO ROCK alive and come back alive,, most of u ranting here ur mothers/ urselves can never go near ASO ROCK or touch it's gates......it has been 4 years of entertainment from mama PEACE..... let's see how AISHIA Buari runs the office....meanwhile,, PDP till GOD CALLS ME...... quote me and get ignoreed

On point. She is made n many poor folks r here insulting their mother's mates. People shld be cultured

Parking or no parking isn't wat shld concern anybody.wen its time she will go.she is still the first lady till may 29. Why cnt u people gv her some break.she has lost d seat as first lady n she will go eventually,so why the rush. Let's play mature politics pls

Don't die for enemies in daylight and frniends in dark light.be wise and protect yourself during this election.most importantly,Try to keep yourself alive.there is nothing more important than that.APC and PDP may be more friends than we think.please don't be caught up in their magic

Even in naija.u say one tin in a state n it means another in another state. Onukwu in kogi state is "my frnd",but in ibo it means "a fool."
Olaniyi in youba is a name n has sometin to do with wealth but in ibo it means "u r useless"

Iamsynord:
The Spirit will also follow you to Jail.
Someone just asked me this question
If a man has sex with a Pregnant woman and releases into her, won't some of the man's ...... be swallowed by the baby ?

I guess the aperm will go n fertilise again n another baby will enter to come out like 3 to six months wen the other had been born. depending on wen it entered. Lekwa ha

EroticAngelina:
I never played that.

U r a woman hny. So u may hv not played it but I'm sure u met ur male counterparts who played it

Sex according to Pastor Khathide (Ugandan)

A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.... !!

The bible is explicit when it comes to sex.
Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style.
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style. Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!!!!.

Pastor Khathide has counseled women who've complained:
my husband treats me as if I were his brother.
There was one who told him:
I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary.
Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly,
since some wives only get it on big days, like elections.

Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Hillbrow.
Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties.
If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked
and let your bum touch your husband..
Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties, because their wives hide
it from them.

Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.
A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing.
A penis is a wife' s toy - she is supposed to play with it.

He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about
being tired after a day's work.
You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years.
God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure.
You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.

WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife?
We' re all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man.
You have to satisfy each other.
Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied?
Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic?
May the Lord Bless you.
This is the 'Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth' so God !
Told Us From The Beginning.

The recent hoopla surrounding the sudden travel to London by the All Progressive Congress [APC] presidential candidate, General Mohammadu Buhari may have generated undue interest into the private travel pattern of the APC presidential candidate – and the unexplained deception with which the handlers of the APC candidate have employed to mask the London has added to the hoopla surrounding the trip. Information available from 247ureports.com obtained from a competent source indicates that the APC presidential candidate may have gone to London for more clandestine reasons. The source reveals Buhari’s London trip was to meet with Arab billionaires to raise badly needed money for the presidential campaign – and to attend to a prescheduled medical checkup with his doctor in London.
It is recalled General Mohammadu Buhari departed Nigeria on February 19, 2015 through the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja but was reported by his presidential media team to have departed for London on a working visit – adding that Buhari will address the Chattam House on Thursday February 26, 2015 – and that he will also visit with the Nigerian communities in London. But the team held onto the real reasons the Buhari campaign team went to London. Our source reveals the Chattam House engagement was not the main reason for the trip, “it was a mere decoy” to help divert attention away from the main reasons for the said trip. According to the source, “why would Buhari visit London for Chattam House speech one week before?” The source acknowledged that the APC presidential candidate is afflicted with a “terminal illness that is not immediately terminal” – that his life is not immediately threatened.

Another source from the Amaechi camp revealed to 247ureports.com that the dwindled campaign financial resources of the APC presidential campaign was the principal reason for the sudden London trip. The source pointed to the unexpected shift in the election date by the Independent National Electoral Commission [INEC] as crippling to the financial standing of the team. “The team did not expect to have the election date shifted by six weeks – and so did not make budgetary provisions for that” said the source who proceeded to add that the money situation within the APC is dire. The normal contributors to the campaign who had contributed generously are not as eager to contribute as they had done previously. The governors within the APC are said to have turned their attentions away from the presidential trains to their respective campaigns within their states. Governor Amaechi who was reportedly the highest contributor to the Buhari campaign to the tune of N17billion has turned away from the presidential campaign train to focus attention to the dogged campaign being waged by the Peoples Democratic Party [PDP] gubernatorial candidate in the person of Nyesom Wike and his team which includes the 1st Lady of the country, Patience Jonathan. Governor Kwankwaso, the governor of Kano State has also turned away from the presidential train of the APC for personal reasons and for reasons concerning his senatorial race in Kano State. He is currently embroiled in a political battle against the heart of the APC in Kano which is still populated by sympathizers of Honorable Minister of Education and former governor of Kano State, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau. The governor of Imo State, Rochas Okorocha according to sources has expressed to the APC presidential campaign team that he “has done his part” – and is now focused on his reelection campaign – against a potent PDP candidate, Honorable Emeka Ihedioha. The former vice president of Nigerian and the APC presidential aspirant, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar has also not show eagerness to add to the N900million purportedly donated by him to the APC presidential campaign train. A source in Atiku’s Sheraton towers office revealed to 247ureports.com that Atiku believes the elections will not hold in March 28, 2015 – and so no need to “continue wasting money”.

While in London, an authoritative source revealed the APC presidential candidate proceeded to hold closed door meetings at a high scale restaurant at Shard Skyscraper [31st floor] with selected Arab billionaires. Among the list of billionaires were those reported to have previously financed presidential candidates in sub-Saharan African countries. According to the source, some of the Arab billionaires included known associates of terror financiers in Africa.

Among the list of billionaires present at the meeting include – Nadhmi Auchi a real estate mogul from Iraq resident of United Kingdom;  – Mohammed Ibrahim founder of Celtel from Sudan resident in United Kingdom. He is a known ‘investor in Africa’ under his Mo Ibrahim Foundation; – Wharton Ayman, an oil mogul from Syria resident in United Kingdom; Abdirashid Duale, Islamic banking mogul from Somalia; Othman Benjelloun, an international banker from Morocco; Saad Hariri, the deposed prime minister of Lebanon. Also among the participants were representatives of two suspected terror financiers – in the persons of Khalifa Mudammad Turki al-Subaiy [former officers at Qatar Central Bank] and Rahman bin Umayr al-Nuaymi [former president of Qatar football association]. Both have been alleged to contribute significant financial resources to the jihadist struggle in Syria and Iraq.

It is uncertain the fruitfulness of the outcome of the meeting. But it is certain that the group of Arab billionaires had given unfettered attention to the APC presidential candidate. The APC presidential candidate – in his talks with the billionaires impressed on them of possible prosecution faced by Muslims in Nigeria largely due to President’s religious divisive tactics in governing the country.

According to sources privy of the high profile meeting, General Buhari had to explain to the Arab billionaires how the initial monies donated to the campaign were expended. 247ureports.com was reliably informed that the group of Arab billionaires had initially donated an amount a little over N26billion prior to the unexpected postponement of the presidential Election Day. The billionaires expressed unhappiness with the unsavory nature the election was rescheduled because the Election Day shift – in affect – locked their monetary investments to an uncertain fate.  They insisted on concrete assurances the election will indeed be conducted on March 28, 2015. Credible but unconfirmed information indicate that the majority of the billionaires hedged their continued financial support on the assurance of the March 28, 2015 elections. The outcome of the meeting was however unknown.

Source: http://247ureports.com/the-real-reason-buhari-went-to-london-the-arab-billionaires/

ireneony:

I'm just like the lady.
If I'm tired, if you like call Mohammed, I nor de do

Dear I understnd u but not to be punishing ur man all the time.that is wickedness.u hv time for work n no time for the love of ur life,smtin is wrong n u still wear hot n sexy tins for him. Forget ur submission n tink if u can do such to become a habit(to smone u love)

There are some sense there. We nigerians are always insensitive to things especially if its an attack on the party we support. I hv no party n any government that enters I will work with the government becos I'm a public servant.but let that government do well I pray. But in his question there are some sense in it. Let's stop attacking smbdy without thinking thru with d questions raised. Play mature politics people

-D JOB WAHALA!!!
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin
was having
difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in
one of the
daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that
their gorilla,
which
had been tourists attraction has died so they
needed
someone
to dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrassed, but since the
salary was
OK,
he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on
the gorilla skin &
entered the cage, he started jumping up and
down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin &
started moving
around
the zoo again & mistakenly entered another
cage and found
himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The
scared graduate
quickly forgot that he is a gorilla & started
shouting like
human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the
ground &
whispered in his ear "sodiq" it's me lekan, ur
course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job.. Happy
Val

Taking a look at it u simply can deduce that the plate number isn't a coincidence.either customized of photoshoped. So its not a big deal..anytin is possible in nigeria.just passing

profjustine458:
Holywizzard or whitch, first off, I’d like to
congratulate
you for penning an eye catching title
there. ;o)I’ve volunteered in SE DC before, I
know exactly what you’re talking about.what
size is d kid boy d!ck?may be bigger than u think

Now u got me tinking.I knw if its u hmmm u woild just hide n watch the whole scene that u may end up getting Hot n self servicing as u look

Mine was to wash the pots after refectory tins( table 1 to 45)each table,two pots..that's 90pots becos that day will be for garri n draw soup. Or even to go n harvest yam or coco yam in d farm we call desert becos its far n lonely(in hot afternoon wen others r taking siesta).then smbdy got bitten by a scorpion

sinaj:
gay alert...hiz nt evn cute lukin reddish nd disgusting m imagining wah hiz dick nd feet will luk lyk...

It will be simply black becos if u bleach there too then u may die quick.taking a look at d pic u will see he is finer as a black skinned than white chuuby lady/gay

Blackchampion:
Dat was just an observation shaa, atleast its gud u med me understand. U may want to modify ur post by unquoting me. Thanks anyway

Ok let me try cos I'm still learning hw to use nairaland well





Guess I hv done it

In news we don't use present tense but past tense.as in "tanbuwal dumps pdp for apc and not tanbuwal dumped pdp for apc or "man kills daughter for ritual and not man killed daughter for ritual"..news go in present tense and reports and not in past.just to correct you in a friendly way..but tnks for saying ur mind becos if we don't talk we won't learn.

A story or news like this shld be backed up with a pictorial represenatation becos pics say a lot in just a capture.I'm not discrediting the source of the news becos it said it is unconfirmed but I knw one thing,with d face of developement,even fishermen use fones.does it mean they didn't capture it wen they saw it? Well let's hope for the best and let this better not be one of the nigerian made rumours we hear everyday that turns out to be fake..goodmrn nairalanders