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SportsRe: Professor Ighalo Wins N58Million In Sports Bet by erasokafor(m): 9:12am On Aug 30, 2015
kestolove95:
Hear d manager name..mr dotun..God safe u sai na yoruba man...if to sai na igbo man...I die if u go even see 500K...ibos and 419 b like car and petrol
Don't be too sure.it was in the past that they say ibos like money. My dear u hate am? These days many tribes even like am pass. So dnt say an ibo won't pay. Once its a bet n u win u must be paid.its ur right irrespective of who the manager is.so don't over generalize dearie.d world has passed that stage
PoliticsRe: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by erasokafor(m): 2:07pm On Aug 28, 2015
onomeglo:
Hmmm.na him sabi,as far as those he appointed will deliver well no problem,one nigeria
Hw many yrs will it take us to realise that nigeria can't be one?
RomanceRe: Thread For Guys In Their Quest For Sexual Maturity by erasokafor(op): 2:05pm On Aug 25, 2015
holocron:
There's no choice in the matter. It is so destined. Any attempt to repress it would cause further unintended and unwanted consequences. The only safe way is to find natural, peaceful, and creative outlets for the great force of nature - the drive to reproduce.
Now I like ur choice of words.but if I may ask sir, by finding natural,peaceful and creative outlet what do u mean by that? Outlet can be hole abi?
RomanceRe: Thread For Guys In Their Quest For Sexual Maturity by erasokafor(op): 1:59pm On Aug 25, 2015
diligreat:
that is nature for you. no one can cheat nature. though sometimes women have desire for sex, but just that they feel shy and also they are pretentious. how can one make woman give you sex? i need answer my fellow nairalander.
shocked
Now my guy really needs skills to scatter. Well u can only bleep the way u want by stepping up ur yarns,dnt be too direct of forward like meeting a girl immediately and be demanding sex.its a turn off. Be urself. Ladies love mature minds n dislike kids. Show her that she can learn frm u n u get her attention.be romantic n show some care too.me sense of humor,don't reply her insults with fireback.just pretend that ntn gets u pissed or u show ur piss politely. Most importantly be mindful of ur innitial introduction.it can make or mar ur chances
RomanceRe: Thread For Guys In Their Quest For Sexual Maturity by erasokafor(op): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
donholy28:
thinking of sex every 30mins...op u no well na only u dey do that
Sir its possible that I no well but u can google it n knw if science didn't prove me right. It is normal.thinking abt it doesn't mean u r halucinating in it but something that breezes in and out unconsciously. If I dnt knw abt what I'm saying I wouldn't hv mentioned it in my post
RomanceRe: Thread For Guys In Their Quest For Sexual Maturity by erasokafor(op): 11:25am On Aug 25, 2015
grin
holocron:
It's the magic of the 'wide open beaver'. Seriously, nature programmed you for it. For maximum reproductive success.
I so like ur point.so we should go on using that reproductive task to the fullest?
RomanceThread For Guys In Their Quest For Sexual Maturity by erasokafor(op): 10:57am On Aug 25, 2015
I have come to think of this. Since I have been mature to know about sex and life,I have come to realise that I will always go for a lady especially if she is hard to get. Something inside me tells me that she would be sweeter. When I succeed with her I will just say "they are all the same in satisfaction". The only difference is that some are better on 'bedmatics' than others but still boils down to same conclusion "the man climaxed". The worst is that your girl friend may be more charmy ,but something inside you will always tell you that the ugly one there has a better shape.even if she doesn't you will create a mental picture of her being more skillful on bed. Then you will go after her. When you are done you will regret yet again. Come to think of lower animals,:dogs,goats,fowls etc. All the male species will have this crave for sex and the female ones will always run or do small shakara before they succumb. That means it is natural for men to like sex. The only difference is self control. Any man thinks of sex in every 30mins but discipline and self control makes the difference amongst us. Promiscuity is a life common in a man but self control makes many of us to overcome it. Till date I haven't gotten that satisfaction I need to the fullest. Even if I set a target on women as they do in banks,I may reach the target and pass but still 'konji is a bastard'. Men let me ask. Has anyone been thoroughly satsified with women.? Why do men like it? Why do we go for that lady and once she falls you go for another? Why do we think of sex mostly and how can one overcome that insatiable nature? Post your own experience guys.I just did mine
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 3:59pm On Aug 24, 2015
adeh39:
Lolcheesy

Like seriously? shocked

You really wanna learn from me?
U won't understnd hw bad I want u,sorry hw bad I want it,to learn frm u. Efive minutes learning.bet it I'm a fast learner grin
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by erasokafor(m): 2:12pm On Aug 24, 2015
ladyF:
Good for her. Abstinence is the way...

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Women hv high ego to fall for men who would turn to discuss them with their frnds. Most or many of them do self sevicing. What is sex if not to satisfy oneself sexually. So they will just do it themselves n think less of men entering them. That's the bitter truth n ladies knw I'm communicating right. Many get more satisfaction self-servicing than wen a man is inside esp the celebrities to avoid insults frm men. So LAdyF don't be too quick to congratulate her
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by erasokafor(m): 2:08pm On Aug 24, 2015
She is sexy though but let me reveal sometin to u. Women hv high ego to fall for men who would turn to discuss them with their frnds. Most or many of they do self sevicing. What is sex if not to satisfy oneself sexually. So they will just do it themselves n think less of men entering them. That's the bitter truth n ladies knw I'm communicating right. Many get more satisfaction self-servicing than wen a man is inside esp the celebrities to avoid insults frm men
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 1:13pm On Aug 24, 2015
adeh39:
Lol cheesy
Okk if u r confused let's do it like this. To gv u a clue, What's ur location to start with?
RomanceRe: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by erasokafor(m): 7:26am On Aug 24, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
Except you are not mature emotionally as a lady or you are just too incapable of stepping up your game, the following characters should be a total turn-off for any right thinking lady with class!

1. "Mature" guys that sag: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really mature! huh Some guys who are above 30 still sag their trousers! Don't you look at yourself in the mirror and see how you look like a condemned prisoner on Death Row to be hanged? Dress decently guys and stop all these silly attributes of a naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible woman will date you abegcheesy

2. Calling a girl countless times: Its time to behave yourselves guys. When you call a girl up to 3 times and she's not picking, chill and see if she calls you back. If she doesn't, it means she isn't into you at all. If she calls back, fine. You should know this by now; calling her all the way when she's not picking exposes you as a desperate love-starved guy that can used and dumped! Personally, this turns me off.

3. Wanting to have sex immediately you meet a girl: Except she is a woman of easy virtue, demanding for sex or trying to entice her to sleep with you would definitely turn a right-thinking woman off immediately! What if she's your sister? Would you want another guy to get down with her just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and unnecessary thirst for sex that makes many guys to act like programmed machineswink when you see a woman, you begin to analyze her female anatomy with your ravened eyes like hungry lions because small shawarma and probably, 2 bottles of SNAP that you bought.

4. Begging a girl to love you: Any guy that begs me to love him has already been seen as an incurable mugu by me. It is a huge turn-off!!! Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? huh Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb blokegrin Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English: When some guys open their mouths to speak, you would be surprised! They can't even differentiate past tense from present tense or past-participle from past tense! A guy once met me at a mall and asked: "Did you attend Uniport? Your face looks similar" cheesy. I held myself back from bursting out laughing!!! Instantly, right there, standing with him, I was turned off and I left him staring into the air like an abandoned child.

6. Begging a girl for cash and other goodies:

Whenever guys rant about digging in girls, I just laugh. I have experienced it several times and first-hand, where guys beg as if there's no tomorrow for stuffs like cash, recharge cards, etc. This is shameful. Its disgraceful angry If I want to get a present for a guy or give him cash, which is not advisable if he's not a worthy person, I'll do that from my heart but not you scheming and begging. Why don't you get up your lazy butt and look for something useful to do with your life? You think Nigerian ladies are like those white women you scam daily? huh We are far wiser...but some ladies still fall for such romantic scam all in the name of love from Mr Smooth-talker!

7. Irresponsible life-style: Some guys don't even consider their age. They still feel they are 10 years old. They do nothing other than smoking skunk, weed, cigarette, popping Tramadol and all silly types of drugs you can ever imagine. That's a huge turn-off if you don't know. Only the awful smell that emanate from your body after smoking and excessive drinking can even make a woman leave you immediately!
Pls can u add guys with mouth or body odour.huge turn off sis. Then for the sag thing I hate it so much but what do say about those celebrities that sag.even across america,and girls who hv serious class still go after them.is it that their celebrity status is covering for their boyish behaviour? Then fighting to sleep with a girl.I accept ur point but what of if u meet a girl who is so desparate to enter into ur pockets,some sharp guys could just step up their yarns just to get them laid. Reason is that we r doing it in exchange. Some niggaz will be like "if u r keeping ur virginity or ur P for ur hubby then my money I'm keeping for my future wife. But generally u made undoubtedly thought provoking points. Cheerio
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 7:02am On Aug 24, 2015
adeh39:
Lol....i can teach you...if you want wink
Now I'm interested hun. Let's do it. Hw do we begin dearie?
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 8:14pm On Aug 23, 2015
adeh39:
Lol.....thanks cheesy
U welcome honey but would wanna make ur air. Don't panic yet I will learn the job first
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 7:59pm On Aug 23, 2015
adeh39:
Lol....see jamb questions ooo, Okay, it doesn't feel like romance or massage, i just enjoy d feel of his hands, they tends to be faster than ladies too.

Secondy, Yes, but not all ladies falls for stylist guys, I can never fall for a guy cos he's making my hair, besides not all ladies can watch their guy handling diff types of ladies's hair.
Now I see u could be good when answering exam qustions.60% is ur mark
CareerRe: 5 Feminine Jobs Men Are Doing And Hitting It Big In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 4:03pm On Aug 23, 2015
adeh39:
There is nothing as sweet as having a guy make your hair kiss
Now I'm thinking of learning that stylist of a thing. But wait,how does it feel.like massage or romance? Also do ladies fall quick for stylist guys. Attempt all questions
AgricultureRe: Please Caption This Wonderful Farm Produce. Picture. by erasokafor(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2015
Beremx:
how do you know the cassava tuber depicts a woman?

mtscheew!
The shape shows its a woman representation. If it were to be a man,it could be those guys that behave like ladies. But they hardly hv pot bellies.
The cassava simply depicts a pregnant woman covering her thing. If the cassava were to represent a young lady she would hv exposed it all or to help matters be putting just pant. U knw its true
AgricultureRe: Please Caption This Wonderful Farm Produce. Picture. by erasokafor(m): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
The cassava simply depicts a pregnant woman covering her thing. If the cassava were to represent a young lad she would hv exposed it all or to help matters be putting just pant. U all knw its true
PoliticsRe: ICC Investigates Oba Of Lagos For Anti-igbo Remarks by erasokafor(m): 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2015
Rose2014:
Did I hear Letting go?
You haven't seen anything wrong in Akiolu's statement rather u see something wrong with Igbos letting go? What a sophisticated lot cheesy

I'm done with u biko
All I can say is that you hv a good way of arguing it out. Its mature n rational
RomanceRe: This Is The Kind Of Man All Ladies Want ( Photo) by erasokafor(m): 2:47pm On Aug 23, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lol @ while their brothers can't even kill a cockroach. Hilarious.

Yes, we want a lion slayer. Deal.
I just pray u don't get him angry being his woman. He may mistake u for a lion. U knw the rest of the story grin
PetsRe: Dog Eats Up 4 -month- Old Baby In Delta State by erasokafor(m): 1:46pm On Aug 23, 2015
eleojo23:
Considering this, I think it is safe to say that the dog was used by the devil to ruin their joy.

I know that someone may say that I am spiritualizing things but it is a possibility.

But the woman took things for granted, leaving her baby with a dog whose sanity was under question.
U r not entirely wrong n no sane persn shld blame u without 'but'. Such manipulations I hv heard of it b4.just that the woman isn't strong enuf to be used. On d other hand,it could be mere carelessness without the devil doing anything. Who knows
HealthRe: New Deadly STD Called Sex superbug by erasokafor(op): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2015
SPG4U:
[size=20pt]this is horrible



But I think I have a prevention measure for this, and it will work for almost everyone[/size]
Share then let's knw ur measures
HealthNew Deadly STD Called Sex superbug by erasokafor(op): 8:29am On Aug 23, 2015
Got this from facebook and I think it is worth sharing than just ignored.it is not meant to introduce panic but awareness. So please be informed.
WARNING: New Deadly Disease Worse than HIV that Condoms Can’t Stop!
It’s called the newest “sex superbug” and many people will die because of it.
An antibiotic resistant strain of gonorrhea has hit the United States and is now considered a superbug.
Analysts say that the bacteria’s effects could be worse than those of HIV – AIDS. “This might be a lot worse than AIDS in the short run because the bacteria is more aggressive and will affect more people quickly,” said Alan Christiansen, a doctor of naturopathic medicine.
Even though nearly 30 million people have died from AIDS-related causes worldwide, Christensen believes the effect of the gonorrhea bacteria is more direct.

“Getting gonorrhea from this strain puts someone into septic shock and death in a matter of days,” Christiansen said. “This is very dangerous. It can be passed through skin on skin contact, making condoms only 30% effective.”
“It’s an emergency situation,” said William Smith, executive director of the National Coalition of STD Directors. “As time moves on, it’s getting more dangerous. We are losing more lives.”
This gonorrhea strand, HO41, was discovered in Japan two years ago in a 31-year-old female sex worker who had been screened in 2009. The bacteria has since been found in 41 U.S. States, and Norway.
There have already been 5,126 reported deaths since its discovery in 2013.
“We have to keep beating the drum on this,” said Smith. “The potential for disaster is great.”

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Jokes EtcHow To Define Wahala by erasokafor(op): 8:45pm On Aug 22, 2015
DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
~When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you insulted in
traffic.
You go apologise tire.
~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!"
and then u turn around to see his/her mum
staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
~ When you update"salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
U go travel go villa by force.
~ When you're in a bus and you dispose of #
500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!
~ When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish
NEPA".......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
~ When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey ping...
# Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
~ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
~ When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.
~ When u give beggar #500 note instead
of #50.
~When soldier punish u finish come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come
shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come
gree
start again.
~When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the
seller run
wit N950 change, OYO for u.
~When you post on
Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss
like ur
post. No just go work tmrw.
# Generosity go change mind.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Governors Meet At Aso Rock by erasokafor(m): 1:48pm On Aug 20, 2015
searching4love:
undecided

CALL HIM A MERE COMMISSIONER ALL YOU WANT, HE IS OCCUPYING A SEAT MOST SOUTH EASTERNERS CAN ONLY OCCUPY IN THEIR DREAMS. THAT IS WHY THEY VOTED FOR GEJ IN THE LAST ELECTION AND AFTER HIS DEFEAT THEY ARE SCREAMING THEY WANT Biafra. NONSENSE angry
Fallacy of OVERGENERALIZATION.that's what u just committed with that comment. And don't be too extreme in buttressing a point on social network
RomanceRe: When You Ask A Nigerian Gal For Unclad Pix by erasokafor(m): 11:35am On Aug 20, 2015
mayreeh215:
Lol...smart girl cool
This is not original copy I will always tell the smart girl
RomanceRe: When You Ask A Nigerian Gal For Unclad Pix by erasokafor(m): 11:18am On Aug 20, 2015
prettydiva89:
correct girl like me
Not when u meet more correct guy man like m.....
FashionRe: 5 Advantages Of Darkskin Over Lightskin by erasokafor(m): 12:38pm On Aug 19, 2015
Ebony is beautiful. All I can say is that I prefer black. I hv this phobia for white skinnerd but once u r black I can lick u up
FashionRe: 5 Advantages Of Darkskin Over Lightskin by erasokafor(m): 12:37pm On Aug 19, 2015
Ebony is beautiful. All I can say is that I prefer black. I hv this phobia for white skinnerd but once u r black I can leak u up
WebmastersRe: Top 8 Problems Of Internet Growth In Nigeria by erasokafor(m): 12:30pm On Aug 19, 2015
Must the 0P copy all the topshots here before his post makes it to FP? Smh ..many of us send interesting posts here on daily basis but there seems to be marginalisation going on
LiteratureRe: Could Nature Be Messing With My Head? by erasokafor(op): 12:24pm On Aug 19, 2015
WCUB3:
could Erasokafor be messing with my head? smiley

Nice one
Lol. Mayb or mayb not
LiteratureCould Nature Be Messing With My Head? by erasokafor(op): 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2015
COULD NATURE BE MESSING WITH MY HEAD: a short story by Erasokafor
It was a cool weekend and I was playing football with my ten years old son David. it was in my compound and we played indoors not in a football pitch. I kicked the ball so hard that it fell into the next compound. I went out to pick the ball. I knocked at the gate but no one answered, so I went in. it was so quiet and lonely environment. The ball was well positioned in the hands of a little boy about my son's age. I was so bewildered. how could my son be in my compound and at the same time in my neighbour's compound. I was just startled that I felt so numb."Junior"!.his mum called and came out from the building."Sorry ma,I was playing football with my son and by mistake I kicked it over to your compound. The son was just staring at me and I couldn't figure out whom I was looking at. I rushed back to my compound and my son was still there impatiently waiting for me to return with the ball. The woman in the next compound had to come out carrying Junior with the ball."Sir what happened,have your ball". And she handed the ball over to me. "Excuse me ma,I called her attention again and told her that she should be as shocked as I was. She then told me she just parked into the compound 2days back with her family. she then inquired to know why she should be shocked. I carried my son and came out. She screamed with fear,"Oh my God! Is that junior my son ?" She exclaimed. I told her I should ask if her son junior is David my son.
Not noticing our amazement ,they both jumped down from our hands and embraced each other like they have met before. We were just watching in awe. Days passed and the duo got closer like twin. I could recall that my wife gave birth to twin but one died at birth and David survived .I am sure he died and was buried. Could this be mere resemblance ? Could he be my son? But from my inquiries Junior is the biological son to his parents and not adopted. But why is Junior and David looking so much alike just like an apple cut into two. Junior became so fond of David that they were always together. The matter got more intense when Junior stopped sleeping at his parents house but with David. He would always cry so loud whenever he was denied access to David. His parents having tried all they could just had to come to a compromise. You won't believe it but junior started staying in my house. He could only visit the parents or they would come over to mine to see him. When it was time to enrol them into school ,I had to take the two to the same school but the only difference was that they had separate surnames. No one knew that they were not twin brothers even their teachers. I only told them that I have my personal reasons for them to be having different surnames. They grew together and grew more in resemblance. Whenever I think about this mystery I shudder. My head was even more messed up with confusion when I took Junior to a hospital for a DNA.I discovered the result proved me wrong that he is not my son. Then why this so much look alike? Nature could be funny, I concluded. But this coincidence is too close to be untrue. both of them grew into men still looking like twin. Junior would always call me Dad as I called him son. His real parents to him were just like his family friends but not as his real parents. Their only happiness is that Junior is seen happy. When it was time to marry, both of them married at the same day. Being that they were already rich guys they built twin bungalow and moved in with their wives. They have grown so close and fond of each other that nothing could separate them. They lived happily ever after. The question now is ,"who is Junior to me and to David?.was the DNA altered by the Doctor? Could he be my son who was buried many years back as still birth. or simply put "could nature be messing with my head?"

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