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Jokes EtcRe: If You Have These 15 Childhood Memories Then You Are A Real Ajepako by ERCROSS(m): 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2016
War films in the neighbourhood, na dat one dey sweet pass...
u go just hear kpoh! kpoh-kpoh!!
next tin I go just hear one guy shouting behind u,
Okiemutie, I don kill u ooo...
oya die...

Na dat time d mumu go remember say dem shoot am tru tru go hold belle
kon gasp...
haaaa
#DropsDead...

Then
killer surge ahead, Looks for next victim...









Chai...
Growing up was a mistake...
walahi
PoliticsRe: Nwanneka Ekweremadu Celebrates Her 50th Birthday In Enugu (Photos) by ERCROSS(m): 11:44am On Sep 27, 2016
polithiefcians

If only Jungle justice could be metted out on all this national yam eaters the way they do to common thieves, Nigeria would have been a better place...
mtcheeewwww
BusinessRe: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate As At 1983 (Pictured) by ERCROSS(m): 11:34am On Sep 27, 2016

I think The FAMINE in this country is depressing enough to get one depressed, I don't need someone to remind me how good the old days were.
Make I drink my Garri and chilli before I look appetite over constant heartbreaking news that has become the order of the day since the start of this present regime...




I cannot coman goan kill myself away ...
RomanceRe: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by ERCROSS(m): 11:30am On Sep 27, 2016
and who says all girls like a romantic guy
u may end up make a fool out of urself while trying these do's....




Just
give her money
and
a hot good sex that will make her beg for more...

but don't forget to give her more money...



Dassorl....
EducationRe: 9 Hidden Features Of Everyday Things You Probably Didn’t Know by ERCROSS(m):
[b] since more than 50% of the things written point to a hole, permit me to add this...

THE HONEY HOLE...
One of the most useful hole that has ever existed as attested to by King Solomon the first who after discovering how dynamic the pot was got himself over a thousand of its kind.
some teenagers think its only use is to accommodate their nozzle-pump.
some adult often think it is as well compulsory when it comes to reproducing the young ones.
Some see it as their lawma, evacuating channel for their red flowing river...
Everybody may be right in whichever assertion they have made. However, it has one other important use for mankind...
Do u knw there is a part of the brain located in that glory hole ? Well, now you know. Little wonder why some ladies prefer to leave their brain undeveloped while making their life revolve round honey pot infrastructural development, and when you hear them speak, you wonder if God was so callous to have not given such a person a well facilitated thinking faculty, No be Baba God fault abeg, Na dem dey reason tru their holes... u hear them calling guys some funny names like "broke ass nigga" when in life na 10 of them team up to rent one boys-quarter for lekki/Ajah... make I no even start to dey repeat the nonsense dey often spill from where ever it comes from

Do you also know that this glory hole has a magnet... ? confused right? tongue, yes, it comes with a follow come magnet. The magnet however works on opposite sex only (because a south pole will always attract a north pole :: scientists in the house can attest to that). You ever wonder why some guys have nothing else going on in their head other than pvssy, why a rapist rapes, why some male employers favours a lady over a male employee, your guess is as good as mine
"Their brain has been magnetized inside one glory hole"...

[/b]


Disclaimer ; I am responsible for only what I type not what you understand
RomanceRe: What Will Be Your Reaction If You Findout Your Wife Slap Your Mother by ERCROSS(m): 12:25am On Sep 13, 2016
firstking01:
Hmmmm, i 'll just carry out my manly duty
lolzzzz, which one be manly duty again...
boxing u mean grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by ERCROSS(m): 3:11pm On Sep 10, 2016
LaJose78:
Where u wan c over 2.5? D match is gonna be a tough one, pray say make u c over1.

bros... to slap u just dey hungry me.
na u scare me wey I go carry under 2.5 ooo

250k ticket...
una just spoil am for me like dat...
RomanceRe: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by ERCROSS(m): 12:26am On Sep 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Market? What kind of market u talking abt? cool

Izz nor like I had good intentions, I just wan yab u niii... D next time someone ask u where do u live ... Just tell dem u live on NAIRALAND...
RomanceRe: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by ERCROSS(m): 11:56pm On Sep 07, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin hahahahha.... Cray cray pose
Babe.. how market today
grin
RomanceRe: I Proposed To A Lady The First Time I Saw Her And She Accepted On The Spot by ERCROSS(m): 7:30pm On Sep 07, 2016
ireneony:
Op tell us the name of this Nollywood film...so I can grab my copy grin
No tell me say u self enjoi the story oooo
singing:: this is super story..
a life of strife and sorrow......


grin
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by ERCROSS(m): 10:22am On Sep 06, 2016
ladyF:
shocked Tufiakwa!

I go manage my Di'ja boobs instead biko... angry
blessed r those who r contented with the little they have, for they shall have in abundance...
grin
CareerRe: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by ERCROSS(m): 10:08am On Sep 06, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
Na packaging ooo..,foundation and camera quality.
[b]
Evritin na packaging.. including dos beautiful balloons down ur chest... tongue
mehn, this ur signature fit cause confusion ooo...
make I read am for 999th time maybe I go understand...
grin
CareerRe: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by ERCROSS(m): 10:02am On Sep 06, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
I dey oooo...na recession cause am ooo..

lolzzzz...
Recession no affect u naa, see as ur face dey fwesh like cockroach wingz...
E be like say na 10 times/day u bn dey chop ganself
CareerRe: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by ERCROSS(m): 12:53am On Sep 06, 2016
badaoyeyemi:
grin grin grin grin Tie ti baaa...he should really try it...am sure his gonna love it..
babe... how far naa... longest Tyme ooo
EducationRe: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by ERCROSS(m): 5:02pm On Sep 05, 2016
Aayourmi9:
that Iganmode grammar school
U skooled there abi u too hear the rumour... grin
RomanceRe: Females Need To Be Dominated And Controlled Like Kids Before They Bahave by ERCROSS(m): 8:22pm On Sep 04, 2016
dasparrow:
You know, it is chauvinist men like you that I wish will mistakenly date any of my single female family members so that I will have an excuse to leave you permanently disabled. You will never be able to use your legs or arms again after one encounter with people like me who protect their sisters and female cousins like an aggressive lion. Just because your father treated your mother like trash and got away with it does not mean you can try the same shyte with some other people's daughters/sisters/cousins and get away with it too. In fact, my brothers and I will make a scapegoat out of you to teach you and other hopeless chauvinist Nigerian pricks out there a big lesson you all won't be so quick to forget. Next time when you come across a lady, you will inquire about what family she comes from first before commencing with your chauvinist bull shyte.
Bros, abeg Goan siddown, u can't do nofin other than this ur chest beating and mouth making like one tribe wey I no go mention...
So, u and dose brothers of urs no get beta tin to do Dan to dey beat person wey harass ur female relatives...

Biko, u go skool at all huh can't you just communicate ur own opinion without hurling insult in the process. E be like say na from one amadioha village u come from

BTW, do u even read the post at all,
cos if u do, u knw the o.p only wrote and essay not a condemning write up
Christianity EtcRe: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by ERCROSS(m):
o.p
u tried with those points.
yet, there's no bible verse that portrays gambling as a sin.
The sins listed in the bible are the Do's of the 10 commandments.

Guys, no kind this o.p ooo, na enemy of progress,
man utd go beat man city dis coming weekend, &over2.5 must happen...

oya, carry una school fees and salary go play...
ProgrammingRe: Official thread for C programming by ERCROSS(m): 10:39am On Sep 03, 2016
[quote author=nurain150 post=49028919][/quote]haba bros...cheesy it compiles naa..
RomanceRe: Guys Come Out And Defend (photo) by ERCROSS(m): 1:08am On Sep 03, 2016
MrMarvelous:
Ordinary meat pie abi??
Op how many ordinary meat pie you done buy for guys/anybody before?? undecided huh
bros, I swear, thunder fire ur enemies...
I hate it wen ladies try to claim equality in other areas except spending...
ProgrammingRe: Official thread for C programming by ERCROSS(m): 11:23pm On Sep 02, 2016
pls someone shldnt help cross check this program...
I want the counter, score and grade to print one one line but wen I run it, only the counter and the scores print on the same line, the grade prints on the next line... how can I go about it guys.. any idea


/*A program to grade students scores*/

#include<stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
//variable declaration
int grade;
unsigned int I;

//function that prints table header
printf("%s%13s%13s\n","s/n","score","grade"wink;

//counter loop
for(i=1;i<=100;++i)
{


printf("%2u\t ",i); //prints counter vertically

scanf("%d",&grade) //score input


if(grade>=70) //grading selection
{
printf("%26s\n","A"wink;
}
else
{
if(grade>=60)
{
printf("%26s\n","B"wink;
}
else
{
if(grade>=50)
{
printf("%26s\n","C"wink;
}
else
{
if(grade>=45)
{
printf("%26s\n","grin"wink;
}
else
{
if(grade>=40)
{
printf("%26s\n","E"wink;
}
else
{
printf("%26s\n","F"wink;
}
}
}
}
}




} //end for loop



} //end main
FamilyRe: Lagos Pastor Divorces Wife For Sex & Food Starvation by ERCROSS(m): 1:01pm On Sep 01, 2016
Nzeokafor:
The pastor dont hav patience, its annoying wen dis people don't practice wat they preach.
I thought they said with God everything is possible, why cant he wait for God?
They also said [size=14pt]Faith is the evidence of things unseen[/size] why didn't he have faith that his wive will change?
They also said [size=13pt]prayer is the master key, dat Jesus started with prayer and ended with prayer[/size] since he started his marriage with prayer why cant he continue in prayer?

My name is [size=15pt]Nzeokafor[/size] n i just want to make common sence.


[size=5pt]religion deceiving people[/size]

apparently, u ain't making any
Science/TechnologyRe: What Water Creature Is This? by ERCROSS(m): 12:55pm On Sep 01, 2016
ladyF:
Ohh Skrill gives you unrestricted services. Nothing like US Skrill and Nigerian Skrill. No racism here. grin You can receive or send all you want.

There's a 1% charge to send out, capped at $10. So if you're sending $500, you're billed $505. If you're sending $5,000 you'll be billed only an extra $10 not an extra $50. ($10 send charges max)
thanks for the info...
PayPal can go to hell then...
Do u sell skrill dollars...huh
RomanceRe: 7 Surprising Things That Makes Women Want To Have S*x So Bad!! by ERCROSS(m): 12:49pm On Sep 01, 2016
la click la die....
Science/TechnologyRe: What Water Creature Is This? by ERCROSS(m): 9:40am On Sep 01, 2016
koonbey:
Yes, you can receive money into Skrill.
Wow... Then why do people still bother about a PayPal account when skrill can do it all...
Fvck PayPal...
Science/TechnologyRe: What Water Creature Is This? by ERCROSS(m): 9:05am On Sep 01, 2016
ladyF:
Yes bro. But charges dey o.
Like what percent of the withdrawn fund will the charges be...

Maybe u don't get my first question clearly... Cos PayPal no allow that kind tin for a Nigerian PayPal account..
Let's say I open a skrill account, I credit the account. I paid an international bookmaker through the skrill account... Can I receive my winnings tru d skrill account (which is not possible with a Nigerian PayPal account)
Che u don get d qweszchun now...
Science/TechnologyRe: What Water Creature Is This? by ERCROSS(m): 10:44pm On Aug 31, 2016
ladyF:
shocked
Sis... pls is it possible to receive and withdraw funds from my skrill account in Nigeria..
RomanceRe: Man Proposed To A Curvy Lady And Was Blasted For That. Photos by ERCROSS(m): 10:20pm On Aug 31, 2016
Nicki minaj ass
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys A N20m Diamond Chain, Celebrates With Friends (Pics, Video) by ERCROSS(m): 10:41am On Aug 31, 2016
Smellymouth:
Egbon, na dis one I get.. grin
Ooooooosheeyyy baddest...
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys A N20m Diamond Chain, Celebrates With Friends (Pics, Video) by ERCROSS(m): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2016
Smellymouth:
Bros, this one abi? grin
wagbayi jare baba...
U get dat one wey dem write... "E pain am" kon put one baby with a big head dere...

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