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 Politics › Re: PDP Did Not Lose 2015 Presidential Election – Ciroma by ERCROSS(m): 5:11pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
july66:I don't insult old people provided such an old individual is not part of those who spoil the is country but if na part of the mumu wey Bleep this country up reach this level, I no go only abuse them, I go carry Juju swear for them. Che dem no knw say dem go deserve respect of this immediate generation when they are busy doing anyhow... Respect is earned bro, Not an entitlement |
| Politics › Re: PDP Did Not Lose 2015 Presidential Election – Ciroma by ERCROSS(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2016 |
Lexxy84:Bros pls, educate me.. what's the truth  |
| Politics › Re: PDP Did Not Lose 2015 Presidential Election – Ciroma by ERCROSS(m): 11:02pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Someone should please tell this man to stop trying to be stupid, He isn't making any sense Even With the current Economic crisis faced by Nigerians, all these Numbskull could think about is how his party will grab power in 2019 so they can use it for their selfish interest not even for the benefit of the masses. I wonder how this set of retards gets into power in the first place, Emmanuella get sense pass most of them Luggard may u rot in hell for dis nonsense u'v gotten the south's into Am Sorry for veering off topic, The tin just dey pain person  38 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Hon Abdulmumin Jubrin Finaly Cries Out, Vows To Divulge All He Knows by ERCROSS(m): 10:52pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
mymadam:That's the truth of the matter, I will pray for the Book haram if dem fit just Bomb all those crazy people wey dey dat NASS... Pls o who get like 1.5 million wey him no use again make e kon gimme, m tired of this country |
| Politics › Re: Food Shortage Will Be Over In 2018 – FG Assures Nigerians by ERCROSS(m): 10:40pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
one question I often ask God everyday is God why do u decided to throw me inside this JUNGLE called Nigeria... Wetin dey pain me pass na our international image, Nigerians ate labelled thief, scams,murderers and everytin bad all over the world.. Baba God, bet why |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: CNN-ORC Poll: Donald Trump Leading Us Presidential Polls by ERCROSS(m): 7:39pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
medpren:  @ the emboldened 5 Likes |
| Education › Re: Save The Funaabsu Sra From Extinction by ERCROSS(m): 10:46am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Let ur concerns and plight be known by every FUNAABITE. A whatsapp broadcast will be more effective than this... And u can cc: Lalasticlala, finestboi to hopefully get a frontpage sit, Don't know why external bodies like to kill the voices of higher institutions students, and hence threaten us with Expulsion/Rustication, whereas it wasn't like that during their own undergraduate days... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies, When You Call Your Boyfriend "Baby" by ERCROSS(m): 7:29pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
U mean like... 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 9:05am On Jul 20, 2016*. Modified: 3:11pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
1. MONEY I believe I need not say too much on this particular aspect of the topic. The LOVE of Money, Not Money, Is the Root of All Kinds of Evil This article was originally copied from http://listverse.com/2016/07/19/10-everyday-things-worshiped-as-sacred/ Although with few alterations and modifications by Ercross. Lalasticlala, can we make a quick journey to the HEADCUTTERS...  1 Like
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 8:45am On Jul 20, 2016 |
THE PENÎS In Montreal, there is a church called the Temple of Priapus, dedicated to the Greek God of fertility. The Temple of Priapus worships the penis, which they believe is a holy part of the male anatomy. Their temple is filled with phallic symbols of every size, from every culture, and from throughout history. Members of the temple are required to masturbate for a minimum of four hours each week. There are levels of membership, and hopeful applicants have to be screened to get in. Those in the highest level are required to dedicate 12 hours each week to the church and to the holy cause of masturbating as much as physically possible.So far, every member is male. The church is open to women but has yet to attract any female applicants. There is also a website that gives a daily “Cock Prayer,” with pictures.
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 7:51am On Jul 20, 2016*. Modified: 8:42am On Jul 20, 2016 |
[b]3. BEYONCE And when you think you've probably heard it all, a group of fans had this to say about their belief NATIONAL CHURCH OF BEY We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them. Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed. As our congregation continues to swell, we ask that you consider what is more real; an invisible spirit on high, or a walking, talking, breathing Goddess who shows you her true form daily. Beyonce’s spirit is entrancing. We know that she was sent to this place to spread love, peace, and joy. While we do not believe Beyonce to be the Creator, we recognize that she still sits among the throne of Gods. There is a lot of false information being spread about our beliefs, but we will correct all of the vicious lie-tellers. As Beyonce spreads her gospel through song and dance, her message provides uplifting, loving, and many times real-life happenings. We humbly ask you to respect our beliefs, just as you want those to respect yours.[/b]
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 7:51am On Jul 20, 2016*. Modified: 8:28am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Copying And Pasting Writing new, original material is a lot of work. It would be a lot easier if we could just go to other people’s websites, copy their articles, put our names on them, and pretend we wrote them, but there are laws against such things.This might be why Kompimism is so popular. It’s a religion based on the belief that copying and pasting information is a sacred act. It’s legally recognized by the Swedish government, meaning that in Sweden, its followers are legally exempt from copyright laws on religious grounds.The religion uses the “CTRL+C” and “CTRL+V” commands as their sacred symbols, meaning that there is a holy relic sitting on your keyboard right now. It was started by a 19-year-old philosophy student and is almost certainly created to exploit a legal loophole. Its 3,000 followers, however, will never admit it
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 7:50am On Jul 20, 2016 |
[b] 6. COMPUTER CHIPS Some people love their computers so much that they seem to worship them. One man who calls himself Ertob actually does. Pikpuk is a new religion that gives Scientology a run for its money. God, according to their beliefs, is a computer program designed by space aliens. They accept that every claimed instance we have of a god interfering with human actions really happened. They were orchestrated by an alien machine instead of a divine being. The purpose of life, according to Pikpukists, is for mankind to develop its technology to the point that we can transfer our consciousness onto computer chips. Once on computers, we will be immortal and will have intellect exceeding our imaginations. We will be, in effect, gods. 5. PROSTITUTES In Greece around AD 20, there was a temple dedicated to Aphrodite. Worship there consisted of doing . . . exactly what you’d expect people worshiping the goddess of love to do. The temple employed more than 1,000 sacred prostitutes , who slept with visitors as a service to the goddess. People who visited would spend a fortune to sleep with these women, who would let them experience Aphrodite’s love in exchange for money that went to further the temple’s cause. For the visitors, pilgrimage to the Temple of Aphrodite was probably more about sex than a spiritual experience, but at least some felt it was truly a divine calling. People all over Greece would donate their most beautiful slaves to the temple to work as prostitutes toward the cause. What exactly that cause was is unclear. [/b]
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| Romance › Re: 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 7:49am On Jul 20, 2016 |
[b]. 8. PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS Many religions never would have existed if it wasn’t for someone getting high. The Temple of the True Inner Light sort of seems like a natural next step for the religions of the world: It just accepts that psychedelic drugs themselves are God. Specifically, this religion believes that psychedelics, rather than bread, are the “flesh of God” that Jesus talked about during the Last Supper. The followers believe that references to “light” and “oils” in religious texts aren’t just metaphors; they’re references to people getting high. The religion takes a lot from Christianity as well as from Native American religions. Despite that, it’s an extremely open religion. Its followers accept that every religious figure was an embodiment of God, but God’s divine form is his embodiment as LSD . 7. SMALLPOX When the Yoruba people of Nigeria were hit by a deadly epidemic of smallpox, they became convinced it was the wrath of Sopona, the god of smallpox . Terrified of the threat of sickness, people started to worship this divine incarnation of smallpox. The Yoruba lived in fear of Sopona’s priests, who they believed could cause outbreaks of smallpox if they were angered. The priests demanded tributes from people, threatening outbreaks of disease in any places that would not pay. The crazy part is that they weren’t bluffing. A man named Dr. Oguntola Sapara infiltrated the cult of found out that they really were spreading smallpox. The priests would go about applying scrapings from an infected skin rash to deliberately spread smallpox to people they didn’t like. Dr. Sapara shared his discovery with the authorities, and the British colonialists outlawed the religion in 1907. Even after that, the religion still continued in secret—and people kept deliberately spreading smallpox to those who wouldn’t pay tribute. [/b] 1 Like
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| Romance › 10 Everyday Things People Worship As Sacred by ERCROSS(op): 7:44am On Jul 20, 2016 |
[b]10. Big Butts If you’ve ever found yourself staring at a woman’s behind and thinking that you’re having a spiritual experience, we have the religion for you: Adonitology is a church dedicated to the worship of fat-bottomed girls. Adonitology is no joke; it’s a real religion with a real church and real followers. It even has its own holy book. The self-proclaimed prophet Adonis claims that on January 3, 1996, he was visited by three holy figures—Jesus, an angel named Elishamel, and the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit, though, was a woman with a big booty. Jesus told him it was God’s will that women with big butts would come into power in the 21st century and that he was to start a religion dedicated to their worship. The church of Adonitology has now been worshiping big butts for 20 years, in churches where women twerk for the glory of the Lord. The way God intended. 9. A 350cc ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET MOTORCYCLE In a village called Chotila in India, there is a motorcycle encased in glass and placed upon a shrine. To the townspeople, the motorcycle is a sacred artifact they call the “Bullet Baba,” and they’ve been worshiping it for nearly 30 years. The motorcycle once belonged to a man named Om Banna, who crashed and died in 1988 on the notoriously dangerous highway where it now rests. The police took the motorcycle to the station, but the next morning, it reappeared at the crash site . The people were baffled. Eventually, somebody pointed out the simplest and most logical explanation: Om Banna’s soul had returned to world of the living, had taken the form of the bike, had magically moved it to the site of the accident, and that everyone in town should dedicate the next 30 years or so to worshiping it as a god. Today, the “Bullet Baba Temple” is a holy place, and the story has spread across the country. Incense sticks, holy scarves, and photographs of Om Banna are sold there, and people gather around the motorcycle to sing hymns of worship to the motorcycle.[/b]
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| Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by ERCROSS(m): 9:17am On Jul 17, 2016 |
Dondave11:What's in-play |
| Business › Re: Gtbank Wins 2016 Euromoney Best Bank In Nigeria For The 8th Consecutive Time by ERCROSS(m): 7:35am On Jul 17, 2016 |
This story is unconfirmed, but make I join the person above me say happy birth day Mr osewa |
| Romance › Re: She Has Overstayed Her Welcome.. How Do I Tell Her To Leave? by ERCROSS(m): 12:47am On Jul 17, 2016 |
mordtonia:  Lolzzz ... Wicked... |
| Romance › Re: She Has Overstayed Her Welcome.. How Do I Tell Her To Leave? by ERCROSS(m): 12:42am On Jul 17, 2016 |
ogorwyne:Osheeeeyyyyy Baddest |
| Romance › Re: by ERCROSS(m): 12:41am On Jul 17, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:Sister , u no dey sleep, why r u awake at this time of the night... |
| Romance › Re: by ERCROSS(m): 12:35am On Jul 17, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed This is as$- burger is sexy except if na Pepper dem put replace those tomato den the babe will be singing *Heaven on earth |
| Romance › Re: Guys, How True Is This? (pic) by ERCROSS(m): 12:31am On Jul 17, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:E pain am ... Nigga watch each others back 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: See How To Win A Girl's Heart In 7 Days by ERCROSS(m): 7:12pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
I'd rather spend my time reading HOW TO WIN A $1MILLION JACKPOT and watch how girls try to win me 16 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help I Cant Control My Sexual Urges by ERCROSS(m): 9:05am On Jul 16, 2016 |
Badgers14:Wicked |
| Education › Re: Scientists Come Here by ERCROSS(m): 6:26am On Jul 16, 2016 |
I think that shld be one-sixth of earth's acceleration |
| Romance › Re: What does a lady mean when She Says "I Was There For Him" by ERCROSS(m): 10:44pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
magicalBae:Sister... I swear u head stand gidigba for ur neck, imagine the rubbish those three ladies above u were spewing, they know the truth yet shy away from it... I don dry fall in love with u already gan cum and be there for me biko |
| Romance › Re: Bathroom Incident!!!! by ERCROSS(m): 10:27pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
stiflerdrug:Lolzzzz... DOS gurl ain't loyal... bros, wot u waiting for... as long as she's not someone else's wife, don't dull mehn... eat dat pussay |
| Education › Re: Brain Test.who Is Carrying The heavier Load? by ERCROSS(m): 10:25pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
laryom1:Yes ... that was what I actually meant.. thanks for the correction tho 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Bathroom Incident!!!! by ERCROSS(m): 12:17pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
stiflerdrug:I think you need to involve ur younger sister in this.. Explain what happened to her, let ur sis cajole her to follow u to any good restaurant around, if she drinks alcohol, it will make it easier for her to spill it all out, if not, it's still all green, talk to her about it while ur sister is there... U fit buy her gift gan self if u get d money... I swear u don win her forgiveness |
| Education › Re: Brain Test.who Is Carrying The heavier Load? by ERCROSS(m): 10:51am On Jul 14, 2016 |
By the principles of physics Load is measured in Kg, hence it can be measured with either spring balance or beams,though i think we can use one of the vector laws to calculate that, but the coordinates are not provided... I think ur question should be "who is doing more work" , then we can use the formula for work done= Force * distance... In that case A is doing more work 17 Likes 2 Shares |
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