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Mutuwa..
Dis is not a dress..
All I see is jst pieces of ribbons joined together and 2 pair of handkerchief..

Diz oyinbo's r crazy..

I was never caught..

Since it was never an illegal act.

So I'd like to put it this way " I was seen legally looking at some attractive balloons "

It my human right to stare at anything lookable irrespective of the object I gaze upon

Kachisbarbie:
lol...
You have come again...to think Oga Se'un shared this.

Well said @ERCROSS
They see a pic, the babe/guy no too fine...but because of the fear of NLders bad mouth...they say something like you look like someone with a 'beautiful heart'

Beautiful heart...

destante:
How can you love someone romantically and not have the "desire" to sleep with them if you are honest? The discipline starts from where you decide not to act on your desires. So its impossible not to have a desire, but it is possible not to actually get down with them.

Thank u jare..
Good point..
Sum people be forming holy holy hia..
#hypocrites..

The hypocrites do not usually derail threads..

What they actually do is form Mr & Miss good guy on threads.. Whereas, they r the worst in real life events, they always shy away frm the truth.

Take for instance, a thread was created where the o.p who happens to be a female asked " what can I do to stop myself frm crushing on my husband's best friend".

A typical hypocrite will jst comment :: "diz o.p must be a slut, how can u crush on ur husband best friend".

And dis type of attitude prevail mostly in this part of the world.. That's why u can easily distinguish between a Nigerian forum from others..

I damn hate dat attitude of hypocrisy

drizzy009:
lol.. You be Funaab student shey

Yes boss...
U guessed right..
Hw take know
U be wintch..

Bimfo:
I need a self Contain for my Sister..

Can any1 just hook me Up with an agent..

A very good self contain at school gate..

She wants to stay alone, and in a very good house..

Any1 pls..?? Should not be more than 80-90k per year..

Just quote me asap pls..

Bimfo..
Ur sister wI'll like to stay alone..
Lemme have her number..
I want to stay alone too..

A bed for 2.

A new gurlfwend

Packs of bullet pregnancy proof (c.d) oshamo

A friend like Andyblaze and yungwizzypt7. (dem full campus wella)

A mentor like mizmycoli , Tallesty1 and seun

And ur brain..which is very important to do things in moderation. And a tertiary institution is not where dumbness will help u.. Panasharp is the key

Other things u need r a rechargeable lamp.
(trust not d P.H.C.N)

Stove, pot, spoon and food stuffs coz u knw when hunger cum knocking ur tommy even the book wey u dey read no go get space to enta ur stomach again.. U go jst dey look at d book like mirror nii.

rattlesnake:
I can't count how many ants i killed in my lifetime

In ur life time..
Rest in peace broh..

Broz...
Chill..
U shldnt be too pained..
Everybody has a way to be lessoned..
And as I was told..
Experience is the best teacher..

For the guy that was Duped, m sure he has learned his lessons now..

It's a stage everybody must pass tru before getting wise.. Be u a male or a female, u must have once pass tru such stage where u were duped off ur body or money..

So, it's no biggie joor..
I.M.O

@tosyne2much..
D analyzer...

damselabi:

The Devil's target was the fall of Adam. But the
Devil
attacked Eve first not because she was weaker,
but
because the Devil knew that Eve had the
strongest
influence on Adam

Sister..
U r wrong abt that...
The devil was able to tamed Eve first because she knows she was weaker and softer in mind and heart..

And as for the topic..
Truly..
Women are great ...

kommiejewel:
Hmmm......will i die old and alone?

Absolutely...
U will die .. And die alone...

Either we believe it or not,
The world is heading where we don't know

All what mattered and has mattered before matters no more..

It still all boils down to human insatiable convet fir money, fame and power..

The tin wey money and kpekus go cause for this world ehn..

Will I be wrong if I say the prophecy in the sscriptures r coming to fulfillment..

This our so called civilization will still lead us to the peak of confusion..

The tinz happening in relationships nowadays r jst fractions of what is to come..

Sister lee...
Dis tin no pay anybody joor..
We jst have to appreciate each other and be there for each other..

Everyone has their own sacrifice to make for coming to this world...

Being a woman is priceless...

Likewise

Being a man is not easy..

Money rules broh...
Especially in a country like Nigeria..

U can date and get involve with ladies..
But watch before u leap..
Bcoz sum ladies attitudes may push u into acquiring money by any means.. Even if it will require u to steal or do some other fetish things..

Trolls everywia...

Lolz..
Sum guys will need it..
Bring it on...

Jesuspikin7:
Life is actually a race. Take it from someone who has lost 4 precious years because of that damn mentality.

Broz..

Life not being a race does not mean u shld fail to plan and work towards achieving your goal and aim as an individual...

It simply mean we shldnt compare our lives to that of others...

To think u must get a car when life has not really favoured u bcoz u feel most of ur frnds r cruising around with their rides.. What rocks their boat might sink urs..

This is life, all fingers are not equal bcoz they r not meant to be equal..

Barezzi:
This one go get strength to Bleep o...

Lolz...
Broz..
Me m a virgin look

ladywriter:
11. Sugar Puff: This cute name is ideal for your girlfriend, if she is sweet and very sensitive.

But I think Sugar cane will sound more sexier...

Or betta yet..
kpuff-kpuff

Nigeria educational system jst keep getting forked up..

iceberylin:
My nigga.....you do well jareh...



No homo ooo

U dey give urself hope abi..

iceberylin:
Gay Alert

Baddestguyp..
Com borrow me ur cutlass..
I wan cut meat...

Tosyne2much..take that cutlass and deal with this guy for me...

iceberylin:
If you rate me below 9

I won't rate u below 9..
U knw say u be my guy naa..
I rate u..
0.009999...

tosyne2much:
ooooh my God !! ** covers face and runs outta thread **

**shouts**
Broz..
U don forget ur boxers for hia oo.
Where u dey run go

chibwike:
seconded

Thirded...
Tallesty1 must show..

Rapsainot:
sango break your left yansh.... Who you fine pass here?

iceberylin:
When una go open ugly boyd thread

Na their i go feature

..broz..
U sabi prayer point cha...
Lemme say a big
AMEN

iceberylin:
Fixed

Craziey man..
Na everything u dey fix..?

That hug-lee boiy..

tosyne2much:
parley, na just 1mb I dey use browse since morning and I no want make e finish

Broooooooss...
Ur lie can quench The fire in hell ooo..

I pray mtn dracula feasts on that 1mb of urs...