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Has anyone Eva seen those short ladies with yam legs...hian
Omo.. U go fear muscle..
U wan try dem cat monkey-walk like say dem shit for yansh..
Shii
Forgive me lord... And punish d o.p...
He caused dis...

FLAWLES:
lol, am nt rilly a J.J.C bin a visitor on NL for 2yrs, ok

2 years ?
Whaoooo
So ,What took u that long before u eventually decide to become a registered member ?

0.p
Dis ur moniker is weird..
It's unclickable...
It's unviewable..
Unquoteable..
Unmentionable...
M not even sure if u r human..

Or r u Andyblazespirit..

Andyblaze....
D thunder that will strike that ur yansh is still dressing up..
This guy is jst too craziey

FLAWLES:
ion evn knw dz dude u talking abt, jst curious cuz hv bin seeing hz Name lately besides am a newbie

Owwhhh..
No wonder.. _J.J.C
U r welcum to d hood.. ( nairaland romance section)

A short biography of Andyblaze.
Hhmmm
I don't even know how to describe d crazy dude..
U can jst use the search feature on NL search for him and his past post..
He got banned countless number of time.
But d yeye man no dey die easily..
He has re-incarnated several times too..
Many a Times, he re-incarnate to bear another name.. Names like
Andyblazeghost.
Andyblazespirit.
Andyblazepenis O.M.G...
D last time he re-incarnated, he was named
Andyblazeyansh.. chisos...
Dat guy is jst a crazy troll..

FLAWLES:
watin ANDYBLAZe do una?

Hmmm...
And u r...
Andyblaze girlfriend..

This topic is so boring....
.............

Another andyblaze disciple...

Mr Bean..
Mr Bean ..
Mr Beans...

Baddestguyp:
where is my matchet

Ur matchet.. ?
I saw it with shekau yesterday night..
And if I may ask what did u want to do with the matchet...
Coz I saw the o.p running that way with jst a boxers ....
U meant no harm, do u ?

national cake..?



B¤¤bs of life.....

iceberylin:
Their is no fun in being single

Seriously...
It's so boring...

Have u Eva wondered
why the brides danced so much on that day like a bird.
And the groom dancing like he doesn't know how to dance..

Look at the bride's face and see it glimmering with smiles
Look at the groom's and see it half smiley, half squeezed.

The wife be thinking :: Aaahh... Finally....my matrimonial home.. heheheeheh
And the husband be like :: hunnmm.. oh lawd.. My life is in ur hands

Then on the printables... U see text like
" Ekaette hooks Francis..
Hook

destante:
Lol
but whose name is that?

Urs of course...

destante:
Hian calm down bro. it was jes a question

Tosin..
I no c d qwestion mark after ur sentence nii..

TrollMan:
NO!

Jeez' that's disrespectful.

I can't, Never, Ever.

Broz..
U r missing oooo...
Its fun mehn...
Try it Naa

Lordabas:
'Don't trust a woman that can't fart in your presence. She has many secrets'
- Pete Edochie
in (Things Fall Apart)

If Pete Edochie catch u ehn...

destante:
kent u accept her for whom she is?

Jeez....
Accept her for who she is..
If the o.p was ur brother, will u advice him to accept him for who she is..
Unless if u don't knw how to cook too...

Definitely yes...
It depends on maturity and self discipline..

Jeez...
Bad xperience...
I couldn't forget how my legs were shaking..
As in...
Serious shaking ooo...

Andyblaze wife....

Busted... !!!

murimoney:
I am ugly, got big lips (not black), got big nose, yellow teeth (not all), mouth odour, hairy (my legs n little on my arms) well am quiet tall though. With these I've lost so much confidence that am not so social. Being online is mostly my redemption. HELP!!! Am not lying you can check my profile pics.

Confession aiye...
Welcome to the hood bro...
Hug-lee dudes plc.....
Make ur money and Behind up yourself..
Dat is how we roll...
Owo ni fine boi joor...

Donfamous:
Did I hear someone say bullcrap!!!

Bullcrap....

Plz...
Just this once...
And we wont do it again..

#andyblaze_disciple...

Just this 2 tinz..

A lady with d beauty of beyonce but with a character of the biblical Esther.


Lobatan...

O.p
So.. U v been planning to go for a plastic surgery abii...

It shldnt be looked as a form of favour..
Nobody is giving a favour to the the other in a marriage..
It's a duty imposed on humans by the supreme being...
It's the duty of women to care for her husband and children.
Likewise it is the duty of men to tend to the feeding and needs of the wife and children..
Both of them are meant to appreciate each other..and watch each others back..
That's what a marriage should look like..

Stag...
Badd boiy...
Where v u bin since all diz days na...

Mehn...
I never knew andyblaze has more sense compared to some people on this site..
What a thread..