₦airaland Forum

**singing**
This is super storeh...
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priscaoge:

Prisca..
No be dat ur boyfwend be dat ?

rutibaby:
its optional.

Since it's optional.. It shld be one of ur options naa..

O.p..
Do u still need to deliberate on this issue..
Or u like being a fish..

warripekin:
. Nairaland girls are not light skin according to Mr co.rk so avoid them

Mrcork isn't human...
He's jst a robot..
Programmed to asked every moniker having pink (f) on their name if they are ''light skinned'' (no offense)

marieolae:
mehn d tin vexed me..buh its cool I bought anoda fine one thankyouuuuu! Do u have a diary

Nope..
There's really nothing interesting about my life jare..
Thanks for asking ..

It shouldn't really be called nairaland dating..
U can jst happen to get to know each other thru nairaland..
And after that, u guyz won't be free to post just any kind of comment anymore...

marieolae:
how far..how u dey na

I just dey gentle for my kabal here jare...
So r u going back for that earrings u were unable to buy today...?
Curled frm ur diary...
Nice diary tho..

A typical Nigerian gurl will take her averagely educated boyfriend to the rich illiterate and she'll be like :: chief, this is my brother, pls help me fixed him in a good post, where he'll earn a good pay..

I just happen to like the taste of the food nii...
Dat one is not stealing joor...

O.p..
Why is plastic surgery missing frm dis ur list naa...

marieolae:
Something you just have to get over. Not to be rude, but u just wasted your time creating a whole thread about it. Its never gonna change and it will always be like that. [/b]Women will always be favoured.[b] You just have to get over it cos there's more important things to worry about in life.

Seriously..
D tin dey always vex me..
But wetin man go do naa..
And like u said..
There r beta tinz to worry abt in life than questioning ur genderlity jare..
Wa gbayii jare. Omo mii

Segirl18:
Could that mean that after having a gud look @ d front view, u'l also move 2 her bak 4 d next viewing before facing her directly to assess other qualities?. Mehn, u would hv failed b4 u knw it.

So nw, al girls u v dated possess dat same Nicky minaj butts?... God punish devil 2ru 2ru. Lol

Lolz...
Seriously..
I v Neva dated a flat butted chick..
A$$ in.. M not always attracted to flat butted chicks...

Hmmmm...
Sister Lee...
Why r u impersonating ur friend naa..

It depends on u...
The feeling may start to develop after u guys get married..u may get tired of the marriage too quick if the feeling eventually refuse to spark up..

But if u tink she 'll make a good house wife, it will do u a lot of good.. '"he who find a wife..as found a good tin".. Not just any lady oo. But a wife.. A wifely wife

V always made it clear to my gurlfwends.....
If u go find trouble, thinking Ercross will b ur superman.. Sorr. Oo.. Oyo lowa..
If she can't find it easy to maintain peace with outsider, how will she be able to live in peace wit me after we eventually tie the knot..
Even ordinary blow, I no fit take am , not to talk of bajinatu

One of many reasons u need to improve ur personality..
Being an Introvert sucks..
Believe me...
V been there before..

Picture a scene where the lady was taking a walk with her pet, and the guy coincidentally bumps into them.
The girl go be like... **Booskiey..... Booskiey..**
And guy go be like... m I the one she's calling... **jeez**

Babygal4eva:
With all their money why is it they always walk everywhere?

Coz it's safe...
And maybe they jst feel like strolling..

Jeez...
Dis Americans r just too silly atimes..
They jst organise shit competitions ova dere and give the crown to one yeye person.. Only for them to say the person is the most ish this/that in the whole world
Make them cum Africa come see Mrs Idikunle in different dimensions...

Rapsainot:
flog her on her Boobs

Yeah..
Good idea..
U handle the one on the right side and I'll deal with the one on the left ...
o.p..
We ve pardoned ur yansh..
Oya, kari ur twins ( ) cum hia..

valmunich:
No 1 pains me to the moon and back

Like seriously ooo..

O.p...
U need 12 latches of this Cain..
Oya, where ur yansh...

Odilafta:
Taking a girl out and after the shopping,shawarma eating,juice and gulder drinking,icecream and pop corn eating,movie and beach strolling,you finally get home to do the do and she says,'sorry,I'm on my period'.


After an outing with a girl,you want to take her to your house and she says,'it wasn't part of the plan'.

That moment when your girl insists that hugging,kissing and e t c should wait till wedding night and while you are both taking a walk,she sights a guy,runs to him,hugs,kiss's and even 'touched' him.

Mehn...
Lolz...
Dat number one is so vexatious...
Shiii..

MrCork:
...bro,to be honest....we find this sagatolick tread more annnoyn...

...bro...wot as charging phone battery gots to do wit romance wit dak skin females? (no oofense)

First to comment on d thread is Mrcork...
Bad market for the o.p..

1. You wake up in the middle of the night, staggered to get ur charger to charge ur flat-batteried phone, only for u to wake up in the mawin to discover that the phone didn't even charged at all..arrgghhh

2. After much persuasion, she finally agree to go on a date with u. You were there patiently waiting for her, and she finally shows up with ekaette, Cynthia and chinyere. And you be like chai
. My money iyaff suffer .

3. After having a good meal at the hotel restaurant with that new chick, u asked for ur bill and it was given. only for u to discover that ur purse which contains ur cash and ATM is no-where to be found. The broke a$$ chick and her friends couldnt even help u out because they are also short on cash. OYO..


4. Having that great sex with that girl u Neva plan to marry, u shot-in that hot cumshot, thinking u r safe with the condom, only for u to remove the condom and find ur cumshots missing.. And u be like Jeez.. who stole my cum.

5. 3 weeks later, she called u. ::bae, I v nt seen my period oo.. And u go be like :: so, wetin be my own there, abi dem tell u say na me steal am... But for ur mind, u be like chai... See Gobe

6. Your father called ur phone, tchidi, I dreamt u impregnated someone. Hmmm, u knw say I don tell u, if u don give person belle, ur skool don finish be that oo.. And u be like:: dis man na wintch ooo

Guys... Which one is more annoying..

Okk..
Shld we thank her on ur behalf
Or wetin consign us with that one..

I will just dive into the nearest river...
Or betta yet, fall inside the nearest gutter...
**singing :: its my life....**

This is the Logic..
There are 2 kinds of people who are likely to spend big on weddings. (And when I say big, I really mean BIG

The billionaire's offspring

Yes.. They spend it big and do it big, I mean really BIG
Their marriage is like to collapse because most of them are spoilt brat right from their childhood,
The bride who is likely not to be a wife material and the groom may not even knw what it takes to head his family.
Pride is the destructive element in that kind of marriage

The copy cat
The bride be like :: All my friends are doing it big, I must do it big too.. Darling, maybe you shld apply for a Loan ooo, because this thing is once in a lifetime oo and I can't afford to have it on low-key.
The Groom be like :: darling, if that will make u happy, I will apply for a 3 million naira loan just so u cud knw I love u..
This kind of marriage is likely to fail because both the groom and bride lacks common sense.
Them go hear kwen when the bank starts their wahala.
And the wife go be like :: he doesn't love me anymore, he hardly take me out for shopping these days, he is not even as caring as my friends hubby's are.
And the husband be like :: aarrghh..
This one no be wife oo. She no knw pass to dey buy gold jewelries, aso-ebi and Brazilian hair..
Destructive element :: no common sense.

My opinion tho.

O.p...
Her room mates excuse u guys when u visit her...
Jeez...
U r sleeping on the bicycle ooo..
**in olamide's voice :: First of all......**















Hmmm...
I heard u saying **Go down low

iceberylin:
"Mehhhn,am broke"

Me too..