Its clearly written that no skating, I saw him yesterday even with bouncer, what is he feeling like. That normal person he wrote is trash cos he looked like one.he just used that stuff to create awareness. Cos nobody recognized him at first.

God knows I hate maths

VaselineCrew2:
Oh please, i saw my first yansh at 6, touched my first yansh at 7. So no need for silly questions from moi as a kid.

I see your monika, more vaseline to your crew

7footre:
you don't know ma mama mehn

you self too get mind from small

7footre:
When I was a kid, I thought kids were born through d mouth! Weird right? Until a friend told me it was through d kitten! I didn't believe him and asked my mum... d slap I received that night only served to confirm what man friend told me

maybe you were too young

ladyF:
its hard to explain some things to kids tho, they will ask and ask

no vesk oh, don't you work?

falconey:
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did I write that they are dumb?

Haha can't stop laughing

Revolution is the solution to our problems. But nobody want die.

Everybody in nigeria is corrupt, so we can't stop corruption.

A, final answer , YES

Eating rat smh

Mrs English, you should know that this smart phones helps you change what you write and mind you, we are Nigerians and still learning english till we die. ITK dey kill. Let people be. No b everything eye see na hand they type.

No 4. Present

Billion ?

"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't).When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancee was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and
let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap
and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room,I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiancee returned,apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

Happy hols

Unicem

Funny

Hmmmmmm

Funny but no funny sha

Have they been paid, or leaders bribed?

True

Just smile ,that alone will kill her

mdbissalla:


hmmm na so dem they talk ooo
shea ericessien24 dey confess for here now say "...he may endup marriying an asshawo". U knw waitin she give am chop so

guy forget, they are the best, especially when she put her soul and spirit for u.

To avoid intimidation, get initiated to be respected.

Taaaa @op, if u havnt, how come you know all this, are you ola of fuji house?

Back to topic,
Nigga you are very correct, a prostitute will never allow you sleep with her without condom, NEVER, and the so called girlfriends have more than five guys, and to proof love, she fuucks all of them raw spreading diseases.

OP I be member to the extent that I have a customer there.

Girlfriend was telling me I'm the only man that she can die for me, people at the end she got pregnant for another man despite the I will die for you.

So I think I need a therapist to change my mind or I may end up marrying an asshawo knowing wat she does.

Its your turn to set the rules, if she agrees,fine and if not, let her go.

But I'm sure she will agree.

Nigga u need to Bleep otherwise someone else will be fuckinng her while you will be the lover

Trying to make fp.

What if she says no?

Why won't they abscond if they have something more profitable they are doing, after the nonsense NYSC what's the assurance of employment.

They are sanctioning instead of talking about the presidential promises of some amount after service and increment of pay.

Everything is just fuckt up in Nigeria.an o'level holder is controlling a masters degree holder, while graduates are begging for 30k jobs.

Later you see some clowns fighting over one degree or the other.

Dubious illiterates have bright futures than graduate.

Rexnegro:
Shoro niyen ?

. No, Gbolohun ni

You must be joking and trying to make frontpage.
Or you are blind, deaf and dump all at once.
Even americans can't relocate there not to talk of you a nigerian.
OYO

The 6th guy above me, I'm not quoting you but I think our president now is a GENERAL, and he promised to end BH in no time but its becoming worst.

Nigga let GEJ rest where he is.

Thank you.