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NwaAmaikpe:




Lucky kid.
This means automatic employment for her into the Nigerian Police force when she is grown.

Grupo:
Apostle Suleman just like the other criminals parading themselves as pastors in Nigeria is not a man of God.

In fact, God does not exist, so anybody that claims to be a man of God and uses such avenue to defraud people is nothing but a criminal.

9jaBloke:
You're taking a sarcastic internet troll too seriously.

NwaAmaikpe:



Confused hypocritical men like Uti have helped in leading Nigerian men astray.

What the fvck is "Men, no matter what, always walk away"?
What if she stabs you as you turn to walk away.
Will even the preacher Uti walk away behind closed doors with such a cantankerous lady?
Hypocrites!

In a world where feminists don't sleep anymore because they're strategizing on more ways to effeminate men, Men must know when to walk away, when to run and when to stand like an erect preek and nip their trash in the bud so as to regain their dignity.
And the first two options must be after nipping their trash in the bud.

Jayslicky:
How does this relates to Nigeria, do people not slump and die in other countries, you guys just like to insult Nigeria at any given opportunity.

lifeispeace:
My experience on upwork!
After reading Victor101's thread elance.com-upwork.com-other-freelancing-site, an ultimate guide on how to succeed , I took action.
And by action, I mean an action of faith.i borrowed some money from a friend to get a laptop.
And my success story started from there.
I created a profile, it was approved after 2days.
I immediately started bidding for jobs.
I was online 24/7 bidding for the right jobs of course.
After 10 bids, I got 4 offers of $200 each...
I was like $800 just in a day?

I immediately started my clients project at a time.
I'm in the writing niche, so I thoroughly executed their projects to meet global writing requirements.
They were more than pleased and offered more work...
That's where my success story started.
I got work upon work from repeat contracts that I didn't even have time to bid for jobs again. Within a few weeks, I was slammed the rising talent badge, with a 100% job score success.
I can thankfully say I average $2000 monthly, which is way way above average from the normal labour pay package.
All thanks to Victor101, paschu, stagger, 3RNEST, and other names that left an indelible mark on me when I was reading the thread. They left valuable information that I utilised and here I am today.
Now to the proposal thingy.
The client isn't at all interested in what you can do, although a nice profile matters.

But in all. You have to place the client's needs first before chipping in any of your proficiency.

God bless seun, Victor101, and all nairalanders!!!

godoluwa:
good. I will be glad if you can give more info about how to succeed in diz biz. I have gud knwledge in graphic design, & article writing. can i mixed both on upwork or just choose one?

chukxie:
Are you alluding that the deceased was killed by a local gang? Cypriots are peaceful and hospitable. Nigerian Yahoo boys and girls hiding under the guise of schooling in Cyprus are wrecking havoc by engaging in nonsensical behaviours. Cyprus is a beautiful and peaceful country. A few bad Nigerians are the nuisance in Cyprus and in every country you find them. There are Ghanians, Ivorians, ....all attending universities there, how often do you hear negative reports about them? My close friend and his fiancee are currently pursuing their master's degree in Cyprus. If Cyprus is a "no no" it is because of Nigerians. That's the truth. RIP to the dead.

G12:
Hahaha... I'm laughing at you because, by God's grace I have CONQUERED poverty - The gift of a man makes a way for him, mine is making a way for me. Sorry if you haven't discovered yours.

I'm not good at exchanging words, not to talk of with you. But I just wanna offer a piece of advice. Why don't you just leave instead of fvcking around here. It's obvious this place is not for you.

You have every right to be skeptical and not wanting to make a decision or take action, but never try to ridicule others or pull them down when you have no adequate information about them.

Please, stay in your comfort zone, or better still go booking space at the front page while Seun is smiling to the bank. You know what, info like this will never hit the front page cos, the moment it does and you and others start working, less traffic will be coming to NL (Just hope you understand this part).

Again, if you wanna stay, stay and learn, but if you don't wanna, we don't need you here.

Thanks for taking part of my very important asset (time). If you like, quote me from now till infinity, I'll never reply you again.

Peace.

fxbot:
nope.

I only design sites with the help of wordpress.

Dude I started digging after seeing what stag said and since he wasn't explicit about it. Bro, I think I have found something I can pursue that will pay off in long run.

So I may dedicate 1 year in learning this mobile app development.

Dude, that shiiit is a money spinner. Jobs yakpa. I came across one a few minutes ago and the company was even willing to give visa to selected applicant. The perks are just so awesome!

Dig deep!

Stag gave it a while ago but people didn't noticed cos they were carried away by his disposition .

stagger:
Someone actually called my academy a stu.pid academy. What I refused to mention is that a prominent guy from my place who is trying to eradicate poverty actually sponsored 20 students from his place to get the training so they are not paying a dime. I have actually been on this for 2 years now.

I am talking to a foreign foundation to give me a grant to train some folks for free. So my friend, you see why I said I will NEVER sell an ebook or market anything to anyone here on Nairaland. The place is filled with all kinds of fools. One person who contacted me about this last year and who I gave so much information for free did not even bother to send me a mail saying thank you. I will put up his username once I go through my mails.

Forgive my language, but the idi.ot who called my venture a stupid one is part of the reason I will not contribute anything further to this thread. Afterall, I found my own way myself with no help from no one and certainly not from people like darmochy1.

stagger:
I have not even shown you my account snapshot from all my freelance accounts. If I open my Payoneer transaction PDF document from the last 6 years, people will faint here. That is why when Elance was coming to Nigeria for a seminar in Lagos four years ago, I was given a specal invitation to come for that event.

Those who think I will sell an ebook on this are joking. It will not happen. All I will advice you is this: forget about opening any freelance accounts. First things first. Go and acquire a skill and move up the freelance food chain.

AtoningBlood:
https://www.nairaland.com/2947212/exclusive-how-make-level-2

https://www.nairaland.com/2594236/elance.com-upwork.com-other-freelancing-site

AtoningBlood:
Thanks.

Please visit Beatzone, victor101 threads, go through them from the first page. Don't forget to take notes, ask questions where you need clarifications.

I'm a woman, I was nursing my 6 months old kids when I started reading those threads, not easy but worth it. I spent nights going through them, taking notes. Read other people's testimonials to help me build my believe on online business and be resolute on making it work.

If you are determined, all you need is setting out time to go through them. I have a family to take care of, and also have tasks to complete. I come here to just join with other freelancers, hear from others. Plus I'm not a good coach.

AtoningBlood:
Thanks.

Please visit Beatzone, victor101 threads, go through them from the first page. Don't forget to take notes, ask questions where you need clarifications.

I'm a woman, I was nursing my 6 months old kids when I started reading those threads, not easy but worth it. I spent nights going through them, taking notes. Read other people's testimonials to help me build my believe on online business and be resolute on making it work.

If you are determined, all you need is setting out time to go through them. I have a family to take care of, and also have tasks to complete. I come here to just join with other freelancers, hear from others. Plus I'm not a good coach.

gbeseun:
With your puriduer,do you apply nitrogen?
So how do you preserve your water with just purifier while there are other invisible moles in water processes.

Give the company a benefit of doubt remember they have been into busuness years back and they have been winning since the 70s.

#iloveevawater
#teamevawater
#ilovestillwater

erickjany:
Bros God bless you for this your honesty and write up.
I was so amazed that almost all they guys here are into yahoo. Isaiah 55:6 seek me now while you find me call upon me now I am near.
This guys don't know that this is the opportunity they have to seek the face of God reject evil. There is heaven n there is hell. We are here on transit on earth, there is a place we will go to spend eternity. Romance 6:14 for sin shall not have dominion over you for you are not under the law but under grace.
I wish I can get to this yahoo guys face to face to talk to them. Legitimate hustle is the best, you have it and get piece of mind.
Most of this people they dope their money ended up committing suicide, and which means that you have murdered someone.
Bros pls link me up for this your freelancing business, I need you to tutor me on it. Please I need your help. Help a brother.
I will send you mail
Thank you sir

AtoningBlood:
No evil pays in the long run.

Ask why young men just run mad or die like chickens?

You think it's God's plan for a man (generic) to die prematurely? The bible says there shall not be any that will die young, that's if you obey. But if you joy in making others cry, a curse will come and stay.

As a young man, you have so much energy, channel it on a good course. Work on a good path, don't destroy your life with mundane things.

I freelance, before that i wanted to try affiliate marketing using clickbank, i already contacted the gurus n wanted to make payment for training but God said never, cos I'll have to lie. Use vpn to protect my true identity, i woke up early morning and i heard Him say deeply into my heart don't try, you will lie.

What a God I serve! if he can go against paper lies, how much more making people cry when you defraud them? Click bank affiliate marketing wont make anyone cry, i just need do my marketing but God doesn't like it because I'll need to hide my identity. If Nigeria is listed, God won't have issues with me, secondly I'll just need to market godly products. In my freelance carrier, I don't collect contracts to write reviews on site, I never bought your goods and you want me to write a review? To say yes, i bought their goods and it was perfect when i never actually did? That's evil too.

Fast forward, 3 days later i read a thread about freelance here, well, i know i have work experience and i can sell something. Boom, i started, it was challenging at first, took me 3 long months to land my first contract of $200 only, that marked my turn around, after a week i hit another one $800. Now, i have clients that i have kept for over a year. I don't apply for jobs anymore because I have loads of work to do with the ones I have kept for over a year.

When you ask God for direction, he will never fail to direct you. Young boys of nowadays do so many evil things to destroy their lives reaosn why you hear so many evil things happening in the land.

God is not mocked, whatsoever a man sow, that he shall reap. Karma is real, forget those sweet sweet things you get from evil doing today, think ahead.

Who shall be able to deliver you when the evil days come? No man, and it will come if you don't cry out for mercy, it will consume you like wild fire.

Karma is real.

PRESENTATION:
A setup like this would do for water purification, because one can’t trust these companies again.

When you’re left with no choice then you have to drink what is then available Ekp people will understand with the amount of water we drank there, we was lucky to escape cholera self.

Jamesolooks:
Hello.
I need serious help /advice. I think I am destroying myself because of an obsession with a girl that's with another man and it's obvious she didn't /doesn't love me(that's why she broke up with me).

I might sound so alarming but it's an emergency oo be I 'finish my life'

We dated during NYSC and after NYSC she broke up with me. I begged her to the extent that she blocked me on WhatsApp and even sms and phone calls. I call her mum. And informed her mum. Her spoke to her after 8 months of the' breakup' she unblocked me. And we started chatting again until she discovered I was teaching in a secondary school. She will then be giving polar answers like yes, Fine no etc. In short one word answers. I stopped calling or texting her for about 2 months until she called me asking me how I have been. I new there was something fishy. Then I started calling her again and she became worse. She will say she's busy that I should call back or she yawns as if she's asleep or about to fall asleep already. Then it dawns on me that I am now her EX. I became so sad it affected me the school I teach and even at home I started reacting aggressively to people around me. I became frustrated at school. That I had to tender my resignation. Later.



I became jobless and broke to negative point with a lot of bad debt.


I so much love this girl that the feeling of her with another man is Made me act abnormal ' I put out WhatsApp status for only her to see.

The truth is I know this girl is not in love with me. But my mind keeps making me obsessed with her.
I am desperate to let her go but I don't know how please help.



Please pardon my disjointed sentence and tenses
I sent it in a rush

Jamesolooks:
Hello.
I need serious help /advice. I think I am destroying myself because of an obsession with a girl that's with another man and it's obvious she didn't /doesn't love me(that's why she broke up with me).

I might sound so alarming but it's an emergency oo be I 'finish my life'

We dated during NYSC and after NYSC she broke up with me. I begged her to the extent that she blocked me on WhatsApp and even sms and phone calls. I call her mum. And informed her mum. Her spoke to her after 8 months of the' breakup' she unblocked me. And we started chatting again until she discovered I was teaching in a secondary school. She will then be giving polar answers like yes, Fine no etc. In short one word answers. I stopped calling or texting her for about 2 months until she called me asking me how I have been. I new there was something fishy. Then I started calling her again and she became worse. She will say she's busy that I should call back or she yawns as if she's asleep or about to fall asleep already. Then it dawns on me that I am now her EX. I became so sad it affected me the school I teach and even at home I started reacting aggressively to people around me. I became frustrated at school. That I had to tender my resignation. Later.



I became jobless and broke to negative point with a lot of bad debt.



I so much love this girl that the feeling of her with another man is Made me act abnormal ' I put out WhatsApp status for only her to see.

The truth is I know this girl is not in love with me. But my mind keeps making me obsessed with her.
I am desperate to let her go but I don't know how please help.



Please pardon my disjointed sentence and tenses
I sent it in a rush

Freehuman:
Now hold your ears and repeat this song after me :

Money is the key
Money is the key
Money is the master key
Ned Nwoko started with money and ended with money.
Money is the master key.

Brethren, go and sin no more.

DeRuggedProf:
"2• I have never met or been in the same space with Biodun Fatoyinbo nor do I ever want to be and have never want to be........"
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But you want to occupy every night, the 'SPACE' he labored hard to dig and leave for you

Your wife was never raped, every girl you meet that is not a virgin has a rape incidence!

If truly this pastor touched your wife, she enjoyed every bit of the romance.
Dig deeper, only if you want to experience her Virgin moanings, " oh dear, slowly , uhmmmm, aaargh, aaaaoough, Mmmmm, aaarrrsh" that she did not bring to your home.

I had a girlfriend who told me she was disvirgined on three different occasions by three different men!!!
Just be patient, the true story must one day come out.
I just pity this pastor, the devil has allocated more time on his case.
If it is ever true that that pastor oiled her, then I strongly believe he completed enough DIGGING DEEP after your wedding until lately, maybe when things looked likely to explode on her.
One of your close CALM friends likely saw things he will rather commit suicide, than let you patronise Sniper hawkers.

Some times I wish Pussies came out of their production lines with black boxes. So that when a sensible man is so deeply cornered foolishl, we can remove her black box and sent to a forensic lab in North Korea and sit back for the result, with recommendations.


Rubbish!
Lol. You really funny. On the part I wish pussy will come out with black box

NB: I hate "ILLEGAL RAPE".

EnthronedbyGod:
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They didn't succeed in derailing it, neither can they hurt me, the real Satanist on this forum know me very well. Many have tried spiritually and failed.
By the grace of God, I've been used by God to close down many witchcraft kingdoms and satanic churches(Ajanakun inclusive) through spiritual warfare.

My main purpose of creating this thread was because of university cults and not higher cults.
There was something that led to this thread.
The only reason I talked about the higher cults was to make people realise that they were all connected in one way or the other.

I know a lot of people were saved and won to Christ by it, so they didn't succeed. If I should tell you the amount of testimonies I got and will still get via email, you'll be shocked.

I'm an extremely busy person, that's why I said if anyone has a question on occult, he should ask and I will gladly answer.


God bless you and thanks for your concern.