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Romance / Re: If Ladies Were Banks by eriegua83: 4:17pm On Apr 03, 2013
First inland bank, oceanic and first bank
Romance / Re: If Ladies Were Banks by eriegua83: 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2013
Oceanic and intercontenental no longer exist.
Ijele-igbo:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another–
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND
BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don’t Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
-
So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?
Celebrities / Re: Recent Pictures Of Yvonne Nelson : Sexy? by eriegua83: 6:03am On Apr 03, 2013
Who told you all thin(slim) people are healthy? And they don't eat eba?if you see some thin(slim)girls and their basin of eba they called food, you will be surprised. She might be one of them.
50calibre:

But you have a computer, mobile phone right? you use western medicine right? We're they invented by your fore fathers? Are you trying to tell me that no woman in your family (either your mum, sister or wife?) uses weave-on? Someone chooses to stay slim and healthy and you call it oyibo thing.

People are quick to raise the complexity issue even on subject it isn't required but when you scrutinise their own lifestyle you find out they haven't got the slightest idea what they are talking about
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Dr Sid Vs Justus Esiri by eriegua83: 6:03am On Mar 31, 2013
Where is Justus? I am not seeing him.
Religion / Re: Good Friday: A Day Of Celebration Or Mourning by eriegua83: 10:24pm On Mar 29, 2013
Celebrating. If he had not died there would have been no ressurrection = no christainity becos everybody will die but only CHRIST rose from the dead after burial in a tomb, thereby makimg his death special.
Food / Re: Good Friday: Did You Eat Meat ? by eriegua83: 8:18pm On Mar 29, 2013
I ate 30pieces of meat to represent 30 pieces of silver that Judas betrayed Jesus.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Without Makeup - Picture by eriegua83: 6:49pm On Mar 29, 2013
With or without make up OMOSEXY is not in the same league with her. Ugly bas.tard.
Rehil: See haters hating thie african queen.Make that bleaching Omotola put her own make we see na.See natural beauty,dey no dey buy this type for market
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Female Singers To Perform At Your Event? by eriegua83: 2:41pm On Mar 29, 2013
GOLDIE lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Our Decision To Go To Dubia Is Spiritual —2face & Wife by eriegua83: 8:57am On Mar 29, 2013
Spiritual from who? Native doctor or pastor. Or Mr & Mrs Idibia have started seeing vision.
Politics / Re: Policemen Claim NSCDC Officials Provoked Them Into KIlling by eriegua83: 12:28pm On Mar 28, 2013
What did "my oga at the top" have to say
Sports / Re: T B Joshua Predicted Ghana Win Vrs Mali, Commentator by eriegua83: 11:46am On Mar 28, 2013
I heard the prediction b4 the match; u choose to hear after the match. Or u expect the MOG to knock on ur door. U want to hear b4 matches u know were to go to
joseph1013: Pls can someone tell me why we always hear this after matches? I'm not hating on TB Joshua o. I'm just curious.
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Parties With Big Sean As He Celebrates 25th Birthday In LA by eriegua83: 7:27am On Mar 28, 2013
You should be the one to google coz your myopic statement is not in the google we know. My friend pls which google?
OYINBOGOJU:

Check google for more information.

Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Parties With Big Sean As He Celebrates 25th Birthday In LA by eriegua83: 6:51am On Mar 28, 2013
Dangote outside the shores of Nigeria? Which country pls? We need links.
OYINBOGOJU:

You have a very low knowledge.

Do you have anything against US?

By the way why is Dangote spreading his business tentacles outside the shore of Nigeria?
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka: Things You Never Knew About Him by eriegua83: 6:27am On Mar 28, 2013
But every secondary school children knows ACHEBE by his works even primary school pupils.
Ola Johnson:
Take or leave it, you're suffering from Soyinkaphobia.
Sentiment apart Wole Soyinka is far better than Chinua Achebe. Soyinka is a prolific writer (writes novels, poems and drama). While JP Clark is know for peotry, Ola Rotimi for drama, Chinua Achebe for novel (mostly fictions); Soyinka is known for all. He is seen in the same level with Williams Shakespeare whom the literary says he shares the same initials (WS) with. Apart from these, Soyinka is an activist and essayist. As an activist, he fights bad government. Whereas Achebe spoke only when Igbo people are affected, Soyinka speaks for everybody. As an essayist, he bares his mind on topical issues. For example during the same-sex bill controversy in the Senate, he wrote "Sexual Minority And Legislative Zealotry". This makes Soyinka to be known even by those that don't read books. Try this, ask or show a junior secondary school student Soyinka's picture, he will say he sees him on TV and newspapers. Apart from when Achebe rejected the national honours, controvercy from his last book and now, his death; how many times have you heard his name on the news.
The cure to your Soyinkaphobia is reasoning.
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka: Things You Never Knew About Him by eriegua83: 6:23am On Mar 28, 2013
U are an idi0t for saying that. No body is comparing them. Why bring Achebe into Soyinkas thread, you are a slow.poke.
shadrach77: Soyinka is better than Achebe
Nairaland / General / Re: Pianist On Trial For Picketing Okotie's Church by eriegua83: 8:22pm On Mar 27, 2013
Na okotie go deliver you make alomo nor kill u one day.
slimur :
Somebody volunteer to work for u For 14years, u nor fit bless am wit small tin make d man take see front.. Nor b volunteer d Man of God volunteer to work for God 2 but e dey buy jet, cars, good clothes..live Good life... Lubbish

Person sow 14years of his life for u... Allow reap somethin na..


Abeg make I drink my alomo joor
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Parties With Big Sean As He Celebrates 25th Birthday In LA by eriegua83: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2013
So big sean na just 25yrs? Pls his real age not music age.
Family / Re: Dangers Of Constantly Insulting Your Kids by eriegua83: 5:41pm On Mar 27, 2013
Much more better adults. Eg someone just wakes up pick a gun, goes to the school the mom teaches nd starts shooting. This and many more is the end result of negligence, if u read my post and u don't have problems to understand what u ve read u will know I said MODERATION. U don't ve to beat them like criminals and animals and u don't ve to turn a blind eyes nd deaf ears to their wrong its even more dangerous. If u don't bend them to the kids u want them to be,cos I believe every parent wants the best for his child, if the child turns out bad its ur fault cos ur methods are either too strict or u re negligent.
Richfella:

Look at the 'results' my dear friend. Do abused African kids turn into 'better' adults than their western counterparts?
Family / Re: Dangers Of Constantly Insulting Your Kids by eriegua83: 4:33pm On Mar 27, 2013
Spare the rod and spoil the child. The west still have the highest nos of emotional unstable children that grows to adults, so I don't subscribe to their ways of discilpine nor ours in Nigeria its too extreme moderation is better. A stroke or two is enough and it musn't be with all our strenght but most important the child should know why he is being punish so that he can take responsibility for his action but the cane should come as the last option.
Celebrities / Re: A Picture Of Halima Abubakar 8years Ago by eriegua83: 9:20pm On Mar 26, 2013
Mgbeke feeling funky.

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Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Stirkes A Poise-photos by eriegua83: 9:12pm On Mar 26, 2013
Bood of jesus! What happened in the second picture? She looks like ojuju ca.la.bar.
Celebrities / Re: Fake Kim Kardashian Tweet Causes Uproar On Twitter by eriegua83: 8:24pm On Mar 26, 2013
Surgical blade ve transformed her from a pig to a dog. IDIOT. Dr. RAY (9021)production

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Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 7:26pm On Mar 26, 2013
would be so fortunate if u were because ur generations unborn will call u blessed
ferhyntorlah: GOD forbid! I reject it.
FYI, I don't know him from Adam!
GOD forbid again!, tufiakwa!, mbanu!
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 7:24pm On Mar 26, 2013
U would be so fortunate if u were because ur generations unborn will call u blessed.
[quote author=ferhyntorlah
GOD forbid! I reject it.
FYI, I don't know him from Adam!
GOD forbid again!, tufiakwa!, mbanu![/quote]
Sports / Re: Nigeria U20 To Play Spain, Portugal Or England by eriegua83: 10:45am On Mar 26, 2013
I am not afraid because our men of 30-35yrs can take any under 20 team.

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Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 7:09am On Mar 26, 2013
On point, my pa( zammany) how far
Zammydagreat: don't joke with this guy, he invited 50cent to warri last 3years i guess.....he is the own of 911 entertainment, 911 beach, all 911 hotels.......but am disappointed, heard he gave 2face 20millie while is label artiste meshack is suffering....ayiri a.k.a bash oloye i nor blame u at all...they waste our community money
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 6:29am On Mar 26, 2013
Tribalism and jelousy is Nigerias greatest problem. If he were to be your tribes man you will be spitting a different thing.
chingyjant:
No need to argue with you.Who nor go nor know.Ignorance will never give Nigerians independence
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 8:47pm On Mar 25, 2013
Dangote is a known brand not a hidden name so I repeat money does not hide.
chingyjant:
Am not Forbes nor a beer parlor worth analyst neither am i their Investment banker.My point when accessing please do that with sufficient proove and not based on the way they show off wealth because if it is by showing off of wealth Dangote wouldn't have been rated as the richest in Africa.Go ponder on it
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 8:22pm On Mar 25, 2013
Pls mention because money nor dey hide himself
chingyjant:
How many money bags in South south do you know,When did you become local Forbes?You are just rushing into conclusion that "as at today you cannot count 10 money bags in south south and skip this dude"He is rich we all know not just rich but mega rich because he is somebody i know closely both in Nigeria and outside Nigeria but there are some Young dudes that are not loud even with their wealth.Ponder on it bro
Family / Re: House Chores You Hated While Growing-Up by eriegua83: 8:16pm On Mar 25, 2013
God bless u. I prefer to grind a drum of pepper to washing of bitter leaf
Opera Mini: Mine was the washing of bitter leaf.
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Wearing A Kilt by eriegua83: 8:02pm On Mar 25, 2013
UPGRADE ur life so that he can extend that generousity to you.
LADY OF RAGE: he is generous but he knows the kind of people he is generous to. not everyone my dear.

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