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Arise and shine!!
Here is your future...

Werey season 7..
Somebody, that normally should be hanging from a tree branch, making grunts and gestures in a local zoo, is demanding royalties from a world renowned lip squirter, over a...
I dunno, I dunno...

I'm shocked that the shock is still shocking people till date.
Make I no go bite my tongue...

goodnessme1:
What if it those things that don't have anything oil,but like eat oil soup?

You mean hydraulic and engine oil soup?
Kwekee..lol

*70 years old man...
Now they have left you behind..
Edit: make timbuloo create ministry of comedy and clownery for this buffoon, make we hia word.

LeoDeKing:
Matured and intelligent message.

No insult, no curse, no claim of oyel.

If na those people with palm oil, 90% of the message will be insult, curse and "awa oyel ".

Dokubo is intelligent.

Lol..
Intelligent?
Na una Einstein be this I guess..
Retards.

His royal HIGHNESS, igbolabi okponku burna II..

The gods are idan supremo..

Good one Mr innoson. The aim now should be 100 percent locally produced components for a truly indigenous design and production status.
Ekene'm gi.

I dedicate Nigeria jagajaga by eedris to all NIGERIANS, most especially to Mr temple the laundry man, hope you have enough hypo bleach?
Great jam!

Me: Gaza!
Gaza!!
Gaaazaa!!!
How many times did I call you?
Nobody:
Israel: I will soon beat someone's child..

I dedicate tribes at war by nas and Damian Marley to all belligerents involved...great tune.

You need help from boogeyman..
Make Im blast blast your left seedie with im old kala...then blast blast your right seedie with im new kala..
Light up his weed and sprinkle the ashes around the bullet wounds..
You will be ok sha..
Sips my monkey tail and listen to "prick power" by Zorro..great jam.

Religious fanatic with the intelligence of a hot, steaming pile of turd.
Historical revisionists such as these should be exiled to a gulag in Siberia.

Teacher: class, please underline the word, "also"
Nobody:

Why would he not be thankful to his Lord and saviour? After all, amala and ewedu has just been served.
The day hand go touch una for street dey come. Closet tiger status and plenty grammar no go save una that day. Mark am.
Cc: lai Mohammed, femi adeshina, Reno the goat, etc.

Compensation for founder of integrated ass and bootlickers association domiciled in Nigeria.
Promoters and apologists for "dabaru" republic would find this information, entertaining.

Wotowoto season two released...
Grab ya copy now!!

Never bring knives to a gunfight
-sun tzu: the art of war.
Wotowoto promax loading

Mami prolly high off some cheap cocaina...
Spinning this tall tale from here to Alhambra ain't gon cut..

Jack, obi the giant killer.

To your tents o Israel, your masters have denied you..

tishbite42:
They'll soon boot him out

He might likely be charged with "molestation" of cows...

Eh?
Lift us from frying pan to fire?

Wike...
It's like you don't like this your new job..
48 laws of power rule 1:
Never outshine the master

Hehehehe...
Carve a nine inches Love Machine of Masonia wood and give to her..
I want to check something..

Hohohoho...
The true meaning of "terms and conditions applies"

Politicians and their stinking lame excuses..

Ebahbo...

Surugede is a dance for the spirit but children will not listen....
The dance just started, brace yourselves..

I'm sure baba governor go dey even dance while he is sleeping...Hehehe...dreamland dancing, legs vibrating and rotating in the air like okoso
While him hands go dey do skelewu, all while snoring heavily.

Will I shit out out 13 million naira if I drink this?