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Udonminit..

Hehehehe...
Udonminit!
You mean God taught you English language comprehension? Your clownery just got upgraded from Pentium 11 to Celeron. Use your abido shaker, and all your untouched powers to bring the prices of bread down.
Tankio..

And....
The lamba continues...
Infact, to be continued...

Y'all solve ya problems yaselves..
We have tayad..

MrCork:
I make semce to only people with moiney..they don't eat loaf sir!!(no oofencsece)

Sorry man..
I only do straight..
You cannot suck ma deek you little, cork-olded troll.
So get up, stop kneeling down and get ya gay ass outta here..

Some people think say na free before?
Ogbeni, wake up!
The hour cometh when the son of...erm timbuloo wilt show himself.

saphiere:
just kill us.

Hehehehe...
Broke men take a back seat.
Rich men don dey show this one mortal kombat fatality...

MrCork:
Eriyanyantagorrrila...calm down bro. If u eat loaf then u shold be embarass..the whole idea of this thread is to help u stepppup in life so women dont disgrase u in public..THANK ME LATER!!!

Mr cock abi Mr hen...
Go back and enroll in kindergarten classes.
You are barely making sense.
A CT scan may likely reveal two lobes of malformed ass instead of brain inside your cro-magnon man's skull.

One of the Colossians...
This guy's (Mr gbola) brain is permanently on COLOS. always spewing gibberish, and the most incomprehensible dolt I have come across here.
If you like, live your life for people, that na your own cross. Low key Albert Einstein that stopped downloading at 2%.

erniok:
Some glasses can withstand the impact of the force moreover, if you are used to Lagos buses, it'd be safe to assume the bus door was open and windows down as at impact time.

Yepp.
I know some glasses are shatter-proof by design. I also know glasses have varying thickness and strength in design and applications...
My accident- impact analysis was built on the same premise and assumptions. While highlighting the fact that, the vehicle was reported to be travelling at a fairly high speed.

Ashawo die..
Toto rest..
Na the elders talk am o..

Bobrisky former boyfriend still get mouth to talk trash.
Nowhere in the lengthy bullshit did she mention what's wrong with what he did..disappointed my left nyash.

Obi is goated...
All his critics can huff and puff from here to Fiji if they can, it won't change nothing.
Bullying.............nothing
Wailing..... ....... nothing
Mud slinging....... nothing
Threats..... .........nothing
Ass licking ..........nothing
Twerkers...... ... ...nothing
Okwute the rock still stands.
I'm donating 100 coils of nama rope for those misguided misfits who wants to die when they hear obi's name. They should use it to hang themselves.
Idiots.

The army is right..
She must learn her lessons.
She ought to have resumed duty firstly, then if she so wishes, tender her resignation of her commision, then she could jet out to be with mr Lawton.
Instead she went AWOL.

All these plenty oxfordian grammar just to save face small.
Madam, I don't give a rat's ass about your reputation, investigative fairness or whatever. The fact remains, when you were transferring the money, protocols were breached...so...
Ole 30 billion.
Besides, what about that other criminal, hadiza bala usman wey feed school children at the peak of covid?

[quote author=kalufelix post=129367526]my thoughts exactly...probably tramadol..[/quote

I tell you..
Probably washed it down with some codeine diet..

dominique:
I'm trying to envision how this happened, did they get flung out of the bus into the lagoon like they're pieces of paper?

Yepp.
Implications of the universal laws of motion..
A sudden stop (vehicle hindered by the railings) would have resulted to objects (passengers)not tethered to said vehicle, or not constrained by the vehicle itself, continuing the course of motion through windows .. open or glassed.

Unaware that the pills had expired years ago, he told us that the young people had retained the outdated medications with the intention of using them during the Eid celebration.

With the intention of using them during the Eid celebration?
Are the drugs recreational in nature or what? Besides, this reportage is trash. Too little details given about the "drugs"

Dancing adeleke...
Hehehehe.
I'm sure this man go dey dance for dream, untop his bed..throwing some makosa steps here and there, while his wife looks on from the other side. She know say when baba wake up, na DANCE. Come chop breakfast, na dance. Come do tatatata, na dance
Anyway, APC na bastard.

I trust dogs more than I trust humans.
-DMX

Faye should as a matter of urgency, scrutinise under his finger nails...
Residue of crack cocaine might be present...

The end result of people using their asshole instead of their heads to vote.
A lawmaker, afraid to speak on issues concerning his direct responsibility..

These new generation people left me with no choice, than disgust.
Everything fake with a large dose of overarching hubris...
Anyway, that's the default mode for the average, typical Nigerian girl/lady/woman.

What would a bushman do?
He went into the Bush to clear another bush..

Wike!
You are indeed wicked...

*in pete edochie's voice.
Udensi!
Udensi!!
Udensi!!!
How many times did I call you?
You are asking the unmasked gunmen to go after their Kith and kin, the masked gunmen, both related and bonded by a common denominator; money, lots of it.
Udensi, be wise...

I support this charge with 3 tubers of big yams
...

Na people wey dey pay attention to idiotic fools such as these I dey blame..

georgeakins:
Which trend?
Private power plants are everywhere in South West

I did not state that obvious fact, just to measure deeks with you.
Go get your voyeuristic fantasies satiated elsewhere..

His profile indicates he is suitably qualified for this job (ethnicity means nothing to me, a square peg is a square peg anyday)
Let's see if he will perform creditably or not...

Geometric power setting trends.

DrAkpamudehe:
Yamayama fall on your bald head

You wey no get head nko? A pile of turd like you...
Abeg shift, zombified poo.