₦airaland Forum

Killbillz:
Lol... who dealt with u

Dem never born dat man well.

Marriage my foot!
Animals roaming about in husbands clothing. No more husbands..

They won't cater for their wife's, the one she's managing to bring, they'll want to consume with their monkey head. They'll now want to use force to collect it.

BeanmanX:
A jobless woman in her 50's that's always appearing in every threads, sometimes I wonder if she hv a life outside this forum. 😒😒

And you that is following "her" about and knows she appears on every thread, are you any better/different?.
If you too are not on every thread, how will you know this? Pot calling kettle black.

Yes, she has a beautiful life, not just outside nairaland but outside this country where you're roasting away. "shes" in the USA, far far above you.

You just go about talking trash about people you know nothing about them.

Shame!

Bahamas95:
You"ll definitely get tired of eating any food that's always available whenever you want it if you ain't a glutton.

I lost interest eating chicken and egg because my mum had a poultry back then. Till today I don't see anything special in chicken, I prefer to eat other meat or fish......Egg is the worst, I hardly eat it now.

True that.

Bahamas95:
It depends on where you bought it, the one you bought 1k in your area could be N500 in another place.

As for me I get tired easily eating meat because I hate chewing for long. If you ask me to choose between chicken and catfish I would choose catfish..... Even if I wanna eat chicken I prefer broiler because it's soft unlike layer that's too hard.

LoL.. chicken is soft na. I love suya so much and never thought a day would come that I'll get tired of eating it.

Catfish is not my thing. The slimy feel of it makes me wanna puke! So it's a no go area.

Ertugrul:
biko Abia is just a created entity, i am from abia too, so i wanted to know ur igbo sub group in abia coz i haven't heard such greeting

Isochi side

kosssy:
Lol. That is how it's done within the family. For outsiders, normally it's just good morning or morning we dey greet for here😅

Oh.. ok.
Nice one.
In my house, we greet papa good morning. Mama good morning. No time for Igbo greetings..it's only when we travel to the villa, you'll hear, Ibokwa!! Anbomu ma gi. . Village people can greet? Chai!

richeeyo:
Depends on the area
When suya is fresh you can actually see it
Not dried

It's fresh I just like mine heated extra over the grill again making it very dry.

kosssy:
Ututu oma! Then you will be asked, itetego? irahukwara ofuma? Anambra way though.

Abeg this one don enter discussion. No be greeting again .. lol.

Don't mind me o. Trying to clear off my head

kyber:
Naija

Please which part of naija is this wen una com resemble ndi Kenya? No offense.. Kenyans are beautiful people. I like the way their girls dance. The civilized ones O. 👀

Vinnie2000:
So every Eatery must be located by a Roadside or What?

Hahahahaha.. ah.. I nor know say Dem get bush path eatery o. Kikikikikiiii....
No wonder.

Ertugrul:
please which part of igboland?

Abia.

BossGerald:
Just say "kedu"...




No long talk

Kedu means " how are you"?

I tried myself the other day and bought over a thousand naira suya and guess what. Half way into it, my teeth and and jaw were shifting. The greedy girl in me kept digging in until I started feeling tired and sleepy.

Now, I don't use to buy suya of such amount because I always felt it's overdoing it but I can buy chicken barbecue 1700 and it will not be enough. Like I'll still be craving more.

So this evening, I just strolled to the aboki and I realized I had just 5h with me. So I asked him if he accepts transfer, he said yes. That was what prompted me to buy up to that amount frankly speaking. On a good day, the highest I've ever spent on suya is 600 naira.
So I picked until it got to 1100. . It was already looking too much. So I stopped.

Don't mind the look cos me I like eating suya directly from the wrap to keep it hot and soft. If you like laugh, na your headache be that.

What amount of suya is too much for one person because tonight, I wan go try myself again. Or what's the highest amount of suya you have bought for yourself?

Pics is not uploading. Wait, let me resize it.

Which kind bush eatery be this one? Is this Nairobi Kenya?

Greetings: Ibokwa or unubokwa
Response: Anbo ma gi or Anbo ma unu.

Just finish your story in one place.

FF.

Kobojunkie:
ROFLMAO!

Na for bad things you dey like to shine teeth put.

maasoap:
The difference is clear now

Very clear my brother.

Bobbyjay001:
I think"twelfth night$ is a poem and not a prose.

Have you not read

Things fall apart

Not longer at ease

More than once
All these I mentioned are by Chinua Achebe.

Twelfth night is a drama not poem.

I didn't read any of those you mentioned. My eldest sister did.

What of God's big toe and death in the family..I read this ones too though not in our syllabus.

Patrioticman007:
Unity school ?

Nope.
Aunty Ayo girls Ikoyi.

Na wa o.
This one no be yansh again, na height..

Well . I don't blame them because the way girls are rejecting short men now is something else.

He looks a lot better now.