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tanigororo:
I don't have a judgement when it comes Women matter. They don't have it easy too, to be honest.
8 body count and still counting, God Abeg.
Immediately you are not a Virgin, forget it, your valuation is less than 90% to me. Just do your do and go, no commitment, no loving you. If I like your personality, lucky you, I will keep your company, but everything on my own terms.

9 relationships bro... Not counting casual sexual relationships, one night stands ... Omo

FitCorper:
Do you think people truly change? If you know you have no intentions to wife her, Don’t have anything to do with her, cos her comeback pass surface level. You deserve someone better, someone who loves and cherish you, who will make you never doubt your worth even when at your lowest. Good luck 👍🏼

People only do change when life truly humbles them . Til they are empowered again, you'll never see their true side. She's lonely now and wants my power and attention. There's no assurance that giving it to her would guarantee me peace and love. So I'll keep walking.

Thanks brother

MatrixReloaded:
All this epistle reeks unforgiven spirit.
What has a woman got to do with your feelings ?
If you can't invest in a woman someday you will invest in your daughters.
They are equally women and you will understand that to be a man no be to open mouth "Waaaa"

You're talking off. "Woman " in this context is the kind with romantic interest.

My ex opened up to me about why we had friction in our relationship.

We spoke from 1 am til 4, reminiscing about everything that played out and I got the closure I needed. She wants back, but I don't have the stomach for it, especially for someone who unintentionally repels love.

She actually said she was scared of loving me deep because she wasn't used to being loved, assured and shown security in a relationship. She's dated 8 men in the past and I'm her 9th. Was treated way worse cuz she was scared of the way I loved selflessly . She was tasting something new for the first time. Every guy she encountered played her cunningly and brutally. The other men got the best treatments and the strength and fruit of her youth while I got unforgiveness, malice, silent treatment and unresolved conflicts with little or no investment from her.

It confirms everything redpill teaches. Never be the hero in her story or the knight that tries to save a woman . A nice guy will always finish last or be used and dumped by a lady. Never invest in a woman , truly. You'll get nothing but punishment. You'll pay for her past.

Put yourself first !

drnoel:
That particular issue is a singularity and only for that incident you mentioned

Take am play first. U must be a simp sha. I was like this too. Used to say situations with women were peculiar. I wasn't judgemental, neither did I generalize.

Azuka100:
Yes that was last week

You mean you've written two tests?

I've always had a Prophetic gift . For a season I was used to hearing voices in my sleep that gives me visuals and insights to future events . I still do, but not frequently .

Back in 2021 I penned this down as I forsaw a Pandemic in 2026 called " Hunga /bunga " virus .

https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=Hunga+2026&search=Search

As revealed to me in the early hours of the morning, 1st of September 2021.

I saw men in military uniforms, they were kitted and tensed as tho they were ready for battle. I saw in their hands , deadly Bio weapons in form of Guns . These uniform men went into the corners and streets of the nations to use these weapons. In this weapon is contained a virus called hunga/BUNGA(I saw it written, wasn't too clear) , it's airborne and spreads very rapidly, once caught, It chokes the victim til death. It spread all over the nations and it killed many people. The agenda is to reduce population and tame the world. Their fight was against the 'people'. I was confused in this vision and I asked when shall this be and I saw a writing, 'BUNGA 2026.. ' let's pray against such disaster . THE LORD REVEALS TO REDEEM

Naetochi:
You guys are talking about the 1st/2nd test?

Has there been a second one?

bg4l:
Hello, I also wrote the assessment with them but I'm yet to get a feedback. How did you see your score please?

Immediately u submit , you'll see display that says ' see results' ... I clicked it. When was ur assessment?

JobsLever:
That's nice how was the speed test?

Great.. 50 questions in 16minutes. 80% algebraic math, other 20% were logical reasoning and industry based. Had 70% . Yet to get a feed back.

I wrote a speed test with this guys. Anyone else?

Kobicove:
So you came to the conclusion that all single mothers are bad because of your experience with just one person?

take am play first.

Don't try it o. Especially single moms in their 30's. The one I dated was 33 with series of male orbiters and friends. She had her baby daddy calling and kept contact with her exes(3 out of 6) ..hahaha.

She abandoned her 13yr old with the grand parents for 13yrs despite her financial stability, all just to avoid being a responsible woman. I tried so many times to have her daughter stay over at hers , for holidays even if it was 3days. She wouldn't allow it. The poor child would beg me to speak to her mom to let her come over.

She still prioritizes night life (night club and night parties) with her unmarried friends( circle of one female and multiple male).

I've never been so insecure my life. What's worse was I even wanted to wed her .

In the end , the same male friends she told me not to worry about were the same guys she went to sleep at their houses for 7 consecutive nights(3 different male friends ) because she was depressed and needed to be cheered up cuz we fought and I said harsh things to her . Really ?

She confessed this and still claimed nothing happened because she saw I was all in and still wants to manipulate me.

I even recalled sending her tp to transport the industrial machines she bought, and alongside her was a male friend who assisted her with the machines. Guess what? She told me the guy helped her set them up and couldn't go back home so she let him pass the night . She said nothing happened. Lol cuz I'm dumb.


Flee from single mothers pls!!! They are unrepentant. She's a single mother for a reason.

You shouldn't have checked her phone bro. Maybe your relationship would still be intact. You need to beg her bro. You have to apologise for checking her phone. The right step now is to send her some money too for upkeep .














Your healing and tears go long.

JohnAOne:
And on this episode of THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED 🤷🏽‍♂️

Lol.. The experience still lives rent free in my head. It's not even half of what occurred...

I refused to open the door and she went back to her room. Her boyfriend called and called. She picked up but shouted at him to stop disturbing her cuz She wasn't in a good mood.

At this point , I had her where I wanted her. My girlfriend called me and we spoke for an hour while she eaves dropped at our romantic nothings 😋. When she noticed I wasn't on the phone anymore , she spoke to me from her room ...

Bimbo : Come o ..Ernest , have I offended you in any way. Pls tell me . Cuz I don't understand

Ernest: It's nothing serious .just having mood swings and my body needs some resetting.

Bimbo: Just tell me you're mad at me . Oya I'm sorry . Can I come there?

Ernest: only if you do anything I say.

Bimbo: Hmm .. oya open your door.

When she said so I knew it was time 😭😋...

I reluctantly opened the door and as she came inside she stared at me for some seconds.. She held my beard as she lifted my face up and asked if I had anything to eat ...

I moved back and sat on my study chair...She came from behind me and grabbed my phone. I got up to take my phone and I hurriedly carried her and landed her back on my mouka foam. It's was getting steamy hot as we were rubbing bodies constantly.

We started wrestling playfully and laughing ... And something...

The next morning, I decided to leave for ppa very early without her . I acted like I was giving her space.

It was my turn to conduct the students during devotion at my ppa. Whilst conducting From the podium, I could see the fierce look on Bimbo's face as our eyes locked, cuz I left her behind. I could tell she was angry with me and also dying to talk to me but I kept ignoring her. I wanted to punish her for leaving my room and letting my 3rd leg down 🥲.


Baby girl if you're seeing this now you know...

I left the ppa early that day too without her so I could get enough condoms for the week. I didn't come to nysc to born pikin 😂


I rushed home and had my bath. I decided to nap . She came back too and I didn't greet her like we usually do. She called out to me " Ernest Ernest !!!"... I pretended to be fast asleep. Til I heard a heavy knock on my dooorrrrr..i

I'm coming. Let me finish one or two stuffs.. will update soon

Sonnobax15:

Honestly,e no go better for you if you no finish this story

On it 😁

She said " ok, I'm coming let me wear my night gown"


She knocked and I opened the door.. Our bodies rubbed against each other and she panted deep. I hugged her and for the first time I swiped my hand behind her big butt...

She hit my hand playfully and said bad boy... She ran towards my bed and laid down. Her bums giggled and my eyes popped. She handed me the balm and I massaged her legs so well. I could tell from her facial expressions that she loved it.

Our eyes locked for seconds as she gave a sigh of relief each time I moved my hands up her thighs. I could tell she was in intense pleasure as she folded her toes constantly .

Our conversation continued

Me : Are you ok?

Bimbo: yh don't stop o .. ejorr.


At this point I had to stop and lay down so I could catch my breath.

Bimbo: Hope ur girlfriend won't fight me. I use to hear u talk on the phone. Do u love her?

Me: I do o... U have a boyfriend too nah..

Her phone rang. It was already 9pm and it was her boyfriend calling. She sounded a bit rude as she told him she wanted to sleep. She hung up but he constantly called and called...

I begged her to talk to him . Cuz as a guy I know that feeling. He happens to be a lover boy who loves spending time on the phone. She had to excuse herself back to her room.


My 3rd leg was a bit disappointed but my hopes were up, that the next night would be extra fun .. so I prepared 😋

One fateful evening, we had a conversation while we were both in our separate rooms. And it went like this..

Bimbo: My legs are hurting me and I think it's because of the cold

Me: Pele, apply balm and cover up . You'll be fine. I'm cold too...

Bimbo: Maybe a massage would do but I don't have a boyfriend that's nearby



When she said this... My 3rd leg stood attention.

Me: You can hire me but it won't be for free.

Bimbo: You're too far . You're stressing me cuz I can't really hear you. Should I come there?

Now I'm beginning to reach for my Nysc bag if I had any condoms left cuz it's been ages. I remember using some after camp.. ummm lemme keep shut 😁😁😁..

unfortunately there was none. I hastely told her to come. But I needed to call my girlfriend to bid her goodnight before I go to bed ....

I was greeted with a warm smile and a plate of egusi soup and amala with some obstacles 😋. I was just salivating cuz I barely had anything for the day except for 8 cups of water to fill the vacuum cuz that period I lost my allowee to forexx 🥲. " Bimbo must be liking me to have done this gesture" I wondered.

As I was eating, she spoke from her end " Do you love the soup ?"

I replied YES. She said "if you want more you can come to my room" ..I gladly went into her room. That night I skipped social gathering cuz I and Bimbo had to bond over dinner after which we became so close and we started going to PPa every morning together.

We were so close I could tell she was already into me . I was envied by the guys in the lodge and I became arch enemies with the principal of the school😭...

One fateful week , something happened that changed the dynamics of our friendship...😋

My ex roomie was more of a big sis to me. But Bimbo being my new roomie was extra curvy . There's no way I'd let her pass me😋. And she seemed so classy and very reserved .

Her persona made it difficult for her to be approached. There was something about her fashion sense that made everyone complement her.

After work at ppa, I had this nysc girlfriend I met at camp who always phoned me at most 3hrs a day . Bimbo would eaves drop at our conversation every time. She could tell I was taken . She had a serious guy too. We barely spoke except "hi " and "hello".
.

Until one cold evening after social gathering, I heard a knock on my door...

We could literally pick everything the other person did. We could hear when the other person was on call. Even the sound of farts was audible and that period I dey chop egg well well 😂. But we couldn't see or peep each other from both ends .

Every night used to be gisting night in our lodge and so every body would come out to have fun and make loud noises. We had a whole compound to ourselves. 8 guys and 6 ladies.
We had an old man caretaker who was a JW . We traumatized him with screams of sound tracks at night cuz later on every one had their own babe. 😂😂

My ex roomie was....

Back then in Edo state, 2021 when I served as a corper , there was this very curvy and light skinned lady from the west that joined my ppa 😁.

Lets call her Bimbo. She's on this platform and she go attack me when she realize this..

Bimbo actually became my roommate.. Yes roomie . The room was demarcated with a board to fit in two spaces for same Gender, but my previous roomie didn't mind allowing me share that space with her , and so Bimbo didn't mind too😋

He's effeminate . There's a likelihood of him being gay from observation .

NotSidestory:
yes just for one month.

Lol only one month? It's the money you invested in a short time that's paining u, not the sex. You were dating yourself. She was fvvking that guy since before you came.

yomi531:
Did u later port or u missed out totally

lol..Missed out. Why i can never try to win a lady by effort in the beginning , ever again.

DataAlchemist:
python/R is optional at this stage, you can get a data analysis job with just Excel, power bi and sql...then you can move on onto python later, tho I personally prefer using R for my analysis (from cleaning to visualization) than any other tools..but it's not compulsory for data analysis.

Good day sir. I have a degree in geophysics. Currently into instrumentation and control but predominantly learning Data Analysis . I've done serious work on Excel, and I'm about to kick off with SQL . I would love to connect with you as I saw somewhere you mentioned GIS analytics as a person with geophysics/geology background.

I'd be needing one or two advice on career progress. Pls let's connect.

LordIsaac:
They can be merciless with simps!

Extremely. Especially those ones with numerous body count. You'll cry.