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My fellow country men. As we all gather here. Make we hold one cold bottle of beer o. Cos the high tension we go face no be here o. So far I like our compact team sha. Up super eagles

Mujtahida:
I urge you and everyone else to ignore the puerile outpourings of that guy. Enjoy the football, it's a game that unites. #Soarsupereagles

Thanks .. Very much agreed ..

@AmenhotepZuid If you feel the need to come to a Nigerian site and say all these just goes to show how butt hurt you really are ... No wonder your women don't regard your men and did you know all your women ideal man is a Nigerian ? You rapist of a country ...

Wait till you chase all the whites that made your country what is are driven away . We supported you during the Xenophobia because we saw how much you were all made to be house maids in your own homes by foreigners ..

Next time you feel the need to validate any of your stupid point on a Nigerian site you should first think about dignifying yourself as a self proclaimed man/nation ... BTW we are demolishing your aids men in our village because we won't risk taking your epidemic infested players to our major cities ...

Please somebody kindly advise on how to rectify this .. My sister name is Diana .. but it was spelt wrong as Dania ... and date of birth is also wrong .. What can be done as the portal closes on the 15th .. Please ..

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As an alumni and a sibling who just gained admission . I will be following this thread for useful tips .

How much to clear 2008 Mercedes-Benz C-Class C300 Roro

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PLEASE HELP ME CHECK MY RESULT ... 56661258JD

PLEASE HELP ME CHECK MY RESULT ... 56661258JD

So I'm pulling a long day, up at 3.30am to get to the airport, pull a full day working in a different country, and head back to the airport for 6pm, just to get back to my bed late, late at night. A looong day. And there's nothing to eat the whole day but 'road food'.
Even the freaking business lunch that I've been looking forward to is in a low rent cafeteria due to refurbishments at the client's site.
I hold it together through the day, the occasional grumble silenced by fastidious willpower and an air of professional courtesy, but things are going badly for my guts by the time I'm waving goodbye and getting into the airport taxi.
Now I'm used to taxis where you sit in the back separated by a screen, but this is more of a private hire situation, and I'm up at the front with the driver. I'm actually irritated that I'm still holding back this storm of gas that's been building through meeting after meeting with no opportunity for release, but for propriety's sake I don't let rip next to the poor cabbie.
Turns out manners are a one way street. We've been driving about five minutes, and this terrible smell hits my nose. The cabbie has ripped one, I can't believe it.
My eyes are watering, and he just carries on talking about the weather like it hasn't even happened. I figure he's probably embarrased so I don't say anything. But a couple of minutes later, another one. Bam. It's fucking disgusting, I have to close my mouth because the air's thick enough you can basically taste it. But then I'm just breathing through my nose, which is helping nobody. It actually feels like it's burning me. My throat is closing up.
Above all, it seems so deeply unfair. I'm here maintaining some class, holding back a fart that could jumpstart a second universe, but I'm still breathing the same shit-gas as if I wasn't, courtesy of my filthy cabbie.
I think, Bleep it, if this guy goes in for round three I am releasing my demons and letting him take the blame.
We're five minutes out, and he parks another air biscuit. Bleep you, I think, and I do the deed.
It's perfectly executed. A silent release of a full day of pressure, every fart has been banked since 9am, and I'm cashing them all in with interest. It's a silent rush of hot air, compressed into ten seconds of pure release. I'm almost surprised you don't hear my rusty knothole slam shut when it finally ends. Mission accomplished. The perfect undercover fart.
I know what you're thinking. How did this go wrong? Didn't gamble and lose? Didn't let out a loud, incriminating trumpet? Didn't puke, or pee, knock his coffee into his lap or set off the passenger airbags? Nope. It all went according to plan. For a moment, I was proud of myself.
Then the smell hits. I have fucking outdone myself. It's a devastating riposte to what has come before. It hits all the usual notes and adds a hint of burning rubber for effect. It's a spectacular crescendo of wrongful aromas. I can recognise every awful thing I've eaten all day in the mix. It's a fart so carefully matured it could have come with tasting notes, and they would have been one word in length: Don't.
Now let me tell you how this was a Bleep up.
The electric window slowly slides down next to me, and the cold air hits my face. The cabbie turns to me, with actual tears in his eyes, and says:
"I am so, so sorry."
"Uh... what for?" I ask innocently.
"That fart," he replies eyes wide open, as if it should be obvious. "I mean, Jeez, everybody farts, we're only human. But that... I'm just so sorry."
He leaves the windows down all the way into the airport, and gives me a discount on the fare.
All the red-eye way home, all I can think is "I stink so bad, I have made a cabbie apologise".

CONGO DEY WIN OOOO ... IMAGINE THIS MUMU TEAM DO THE TOUGH JOB AWAY BUT NOW WHEN IT MATTERS THEY LOOSE AT HOME ... I DON GIVE UP ... OOOO ....

And you're dumb .. bye classless ignoramus

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It’s an amusing, albeit often highly inconvenient, phenomenon that half of the world’s population has to deal with on a regular basis. So what's the science story behind that morning glory? Let’s find out. Drop your comments or any superstitious meaning behind this occurrence .

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As i hear them say na NFA no gree give them rights say they ask for too much money . Even Turkish league is been included . I really wish they put Naija sha ...

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where is the sex video to confirm . For all i know this is a Hoax . Video or nah !

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All these bloody un educated people .. Who needs help has to call you .. Why don't you just do what you want to do and bleep ur ego out of it ... Egotistic 9ja ....

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how much to clear Audi A6 2009 and 2010 . Please can you illustrate how much difference the new tariff would be from the old price .. Sorry about my ignorance .