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Business / Re: Bill Gates Daughter, Phoebe, In Interracial Relationship With Robert Ross by Esales(m): 6:49pm On Mar 07, 2023
dalass:


Chinedu posted of a He-goat wearing Tinubus signature cap and typed AFONJAAAA! Now, do you see that your attempt at explanation is even annoying?

And FYI, only Yoruba bastards will call an elderly person or anyone for that matter Afonja!

To the best of my knowledge, Are-Ona-Kakanfo is one of the highest Yoruba honorary titles a man can get outside kingship... So what's disrespectful in that?

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Politics / Re: INEC’s Application To Court To Reconfigure BVAS Raises Integrity Questions by Esales(m): 6:42pm On Mar 07, 2023
Na who think say Eye Neck get integrity go dey surprised. grin

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Daughter, Phoebe, In Interracial Relationship With Robert Ross by Esales(m): 2:51pm On Mar 07, 2023
Godspikin:



You guys like to sensationalise issues. No one is calling GRV omo ale because of his marriage to an Igbo woman or because his mother is Igbo.

He is being called an Omo Ale because of his utterances and disposition towards Yorubas in the past which is evident in his posts before he vied for office, which he has not denied.

Out of all the major tribes it is Yorubas that intermarry with the Igbos the most. The governor of my state married an Igbo, no one has ever called him an Omo Ale, the Deji of Akure has an Igbo wife.

In Yoruba land, the word bastard is not reserved solely for illegitimate children born out of wedlock. It's also a word used to describe anyone who brings shame to his father or family, denigrates his people or behave in a manner that is short of how an Omoluabi should behave.

No true Yoruba son or daughter will refer to another as Afonja, because it is a slur word used by igbos to insult the Yorubas.

Except he denies those post of his in the past, he is nothing but an Omo Ale, Omo Ale t'oun fi owo osi juwe Ile baba re. Omo Ale jatijati!

Wrong sir, I've seen Yorubas refer to each other as Afonja... They even explained to me that Afonja was a military commander in a Yoruba state though the guy bleeped up later but he was well respected and known at some point
Politics / Re: Soldiers Arrest APC Member At Mararaba Polling Unit Over Fake INEC List by Esales(m): 11:56am On Feb 25, 2023
Caramia2020:
Efcc attention is needed in Egbo Uhurie community, where the owner of Estacy hotel along Ekrope road, Hon. Majimite in conjunction with Mr Ibru Egbe the former President General of the community is forcing people to vote for PDP n as they are voting they are snapping them. They are saying PDP most win the polling unit. Please send this message across. Polling unit 10-20-07-14

Can you take a picture or video of that's going on?

Even if it's a voice recording
Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Report Any Incident Of Vote Buying Here by Esales(m): 10:37am On Feb 25, 2023
Following with rapt attention... And updating my WhatsApp viewers too cheesy cheesy

Attention is needed here...

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Politics / Re: Why I Said Peter Obi Is An Opportunist - Seun Kuti (Video) by Esales(m): 9:38am On Feb 12, 2023
Ogbeni, no need to shalaye, it's not needed

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets Adeboye, Oyedepo At PFN Summit In Bayelsa (Photos) by Esales(m): 2:54pm On Feb 09, 2023
wolesmile:

Are you now saying this election is about religion?

Religion is a very important factor in anything that affects this whole country.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets Adeboye, Oyedepo At PFN Summit In Bayelsa (Photos) by Esales(m): 1:10pm On Feb 09, 2023
Peter Obi is the only Christian among the top 4 candidates... He's using this fact to press necks
Peter Obi be like: lf you no like am... Go mosque
grin grin

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Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Unhappy With Cashless Policy Because Of Tinubu Bullion Van - Atiku by Esales(m): 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2023
This gbas gbos between PDP and APC sweet me die cheesy grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Waiting For Dangote Refinery Before Removing Subsidy — Reps by Esales(m): 12:29pm On Feb 06, 2023
This news is kinda scary... Nothing good comes out of monopoly undecided

The refineries have not worked for almost a decade now, what will make them work when someone like Dangote is their only competition?

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Politics / Re: NBC Fines Arise TV, TVC N2m Over Breach Of Broadcasting Code by Esales(m): 7:25pm On Feb 03, 2023
We're not surprised about TVC or Arise... Both are very popular (for different reasons) grin

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Sports / Re: NPFL: Dele Aiyenugba Honoured On Enyimba International FC Return by Esales(m): 4:56pm On Feb 01, 2023
Good for him

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cooking Gas Business Or Keke by Esales(m): 4:15pm On Feb 01, 2023
Both are very good, but transportation in Lagos especially is a gold mine, it's impossible for you to go out and not see customers but it's possible there are days you don't get anyone to buy gas.

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Business / Re: Banks Will Accept Old Naira Notes After Deadline - Emefiele by Esales(m): 2:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
I don't believe this, it sounds fishy.... Make we dey look.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Weakness Is Not Your Interview Weakness. by Esales(m): 12:42pm On Jan 31, 2023
Over religiousness wont allow some people to hear.

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Romance / Re: Virgin Man, Virgin Woman; Same Thing Or Not? by Esales(m): 12:41pm On Jan 31, 2023
jeromestarks:

A man is the one who gives during sex. The semen leaves his body into a woman's body. That is to say that a woman collects the semen which is housed in her body.

Have you wondered why a wife starts to look like her husband after many years in marriage? That's because she has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body. This will somehow (however minute mix with her blood and inturn, her DNA).

You're partly right and partly ignorantly wrong.

Right part: She has been absorbing the man's genetic material into her body...
Wrong part: [/b]The man is the one who gives during sex
[b]The part you're ignorant about:

1. The woman also gives and the man also receives during sex, this is why men can get STDs from the woman, thats why some men claim to have badluck etc after sleeping with a particular woman etc.
2. What you explained here is more spiritual than physical which is why science can never prove it. The DNA can never be altered by sex... NEVER. Instead what happens is called "A Soul Tie".
Soul ties do much worse than what you explained here;
a. The children can also inherit whatever has been deposited through soul ties like stupid characters and even curses, evil spirits etc
b. The man and the woman's character changes as well
2. The exchange is not permanent, the physical part (sperm, genes ets) fade away within a few days to few months. While the spiritual part is more difficult to break but it's breakable. If you don't attempt to break it (because you're not even aware of it), It can endure for years,, decades or even a century.
3. The husband and the wife look alike because of years of exchaging physical juices and strengthening spiritual bonds.
4. A man who has had multiple partners who marries a virgin woman is likely to have promiscous children too because he has most likely exchanged juices with sluts before and those soul ties extend to every sperm still inside him when that soul tie is formed.

Summary:
A man being a virgin is as important as a woman being a virgin and every disadvantage the females have, also applies to the man, the only advantage the men have is that they get to be the ones to propose to a woman so they can call the shots and terms grin

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Romance / Re: Virgin Man, Virgin Woman; Same Thing Or Not? by Esales(m): 12:19pm On Jan 31, 2023
InfinityFabric:
A wealthy man and a wealthy woman are NOT the same.
How many men are lining up to marry Linda Ikeji... exactly. While the `8 yo virgin girl will be getting 600 DMs per minutes.
Also a guy of the same wealth and age as Linda has more options with girls. Linda's only options is 2nd, 3rd or 6th wife or marry a brokey.

A virgin woman is more valuable in the Sexual Market Place than a man.
In fact women don't care about it on the men side. So, the market decides.

Edit: It's 18yo not `8 yo.

Isn't a brokey every inch a man like other wealthy men?

You guys broke shame your fellow men then insult women for doing the same.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Slam Ka3na For Faking Pregnancy And Childbirth (Photos) by Esales(m): 4:18am On Jan 31, 2023
Segzy19:
Cele what?
I think we use that word too loosely in Nigeria sef...

Cele wetin! This one celebrity? Who dey celebrated her.... I never even hear her name before


You're very right bro, but na wetin we dey call anyone wey get plenty followers and don show face for TV grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Slam Ka3na For Faking Pregnancy And Childbirth (Photos) by Esales(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2023
Alot of celebrities live fake lives.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ever Been Sexually Harassed By Your Boss? How Did You Deal With It? by Esales(m): 4:28pm On Jan 30, 2023
Nope, never and I thank God for that

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TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Yemi Cregx And Miracle OP Fight For Khosi's Attention (Video) by Esales(m): 5:26pm On Jan 28, 2023
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Politics / Re: Peter Obi At University Of Abuja (video) by Esales(m): 9:56am On Jan 27, 2023
If you have not collected your pvc, or you don't plan to vote in this coming election, please stop liking posts belonging to any political party on social media abeg. make we dey see road.

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Sports / Re: Al-Ittihad Knock Cristiano Ronaldo And Al-Nassr Out Of The Saudi Super Cup by Esales(m): 9:07am On Jan 27, 2023
Kicked out of world cup,
Kicked out of Saudi cup
No goal in two match appearances...
Who did Cr7 offend?

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Politics / Re: Governor Sule's Son, Hassan Is Dead by Esales(m): 9:06am On Jan 27, 2023
May he RIP, nobody deserves to die young except looters and killers.

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Politics / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour (LP Lagos Governorship Candidate) Engagement Thread by Esales(m): 7:33pm On Jan 26, 2023
Good day sir,
Dear GRV, I've been looking out for you, for your I've been sadly very disappointed that you didn't ride on the hype around Peter Obi to familiarize yourself with the voters.
Why is this so sir?

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Politics / Re: Nupe Community In Lagos Endorses Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu by Esales(m): 8:56am On Jan 26, 2023
Season of endorsements and disdorsements

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Politics / Re: 2023: What I’ll Do If I Lose Presidential Election – Kwankwaso by Esales(m): 4:47pm On Jan 25, 2023
Good for you
Politics / Re: Constitution Review: National Assembly bow To Govs, Step Down LG Autonomy bill by Esales(m): 5:55pm On Jan 24, 2023
One step forward... two steps backwards
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Politics / Re: Adeleke Vs Oyetola: Osun Tribunal Delivers Judgement Friday by Esales(m): 5:48pm On Jan 24, 2023
Ghen ghen...
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Romance / Re: My Friend Got Scammed By Side Chick – Ossai by Esales(m): 3:26pm On Jan 24, 2023
Lwkm
He can't cry at home, he can't share his burdens with just anyone, he got served breakfast and also got scammed grin grin grin grin
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Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Commissions Lagos Blue Rail Line (Photos) by Esales(m): 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2023
Eko o ni baje o cool
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