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Kanwulia:
NOT EVEN MY CORPSE WILL RETURN.

I like this

doncartel:
No but if he notices that baba is down on dollars, there’s always a first time.

Obi can never try it. He has pretended too long to be a Saint Obi. If he dares it now, Helinues, Yarimo and the other N30,000 idle crew will crucify him.

Why would she ask help from a man and not from her fellow woman? I will never stand up from the seat unless it be for a very old person, whether male or female. If you are pregnant, the only person who owes you help is the man who got you pregnant. And that is clearly not me.

doncartel:
Obi may challenge Atiku at the primaries because the information is that Atiku is down on dollars so it’s time for Obi dollar rain.

Does Obi also rain dollars in primary elections?

WhizdomXX:
This was what led to Tinubu's victory in 2023.

Hahahahhahahaha. How?

TokoEkambi:
Lolz. You lot are called online voters for a reason.

And you are called?

women are after money, men are after opueh my dear brothers and sisters relationship is now transactional o, if u are not ready to spend on a woman , then no opueh for u, alot of men are looking for free opueh ND it cannot work, as man when u go to ashewo quarters don't you pay to have opueh? ,but u hate to spend money on ur girlfriend yet u want her to open her legs ND u knack to ur satisfaction 😂,As how na!!!!! dear men if u hate spending on a woman why not u stay away from women then, leave woman alone ND eat ur money alone so that nobody will tell u my gas don finish, sub for me, give me money for hair 😂.. Any woman who accepts to date you as a man, she fully understand that she must submit her body to you, hence u have to also spend on her to make her happy, just like she makes u happy giving u all opueh styles ND positions

moral lesson:na men dey always look for trouble, most times women stay on dier own, but men come chasing Dem for relationship or opueh... don't be stingy with ur money, or chop alone ND avoid women 💯💯💯❤️❤️

‎Today is Sunday. For the Church guys — bro you have been simping, spending unnecessary because of lust and the feelings you have for sister Precious.
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‎When it comes to Sis Precious — You easily pay her transportation fair after church service back home.
‎You easily without efforts buy her snacks and some soft drinks during or after rehearsals.
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‎Sometimes during Church service, you slide offering m0ney into her palm, she'll be complaining you are doing too much but would still take.
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‎After service for some days, you hold her at the church entrance gisting and shining teeth. That is confusion in you displaying.
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‎During her birthday, you gifted her some nice frame and decided to send some figures into her account.
‎She's grateful and you are happy.
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‎You posted her and kept things so calm.
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‎Slowly, she began billing you on the low, and you subtly gave in.
‎She's my Sister in the Lord regardless. You console yourself always.
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‎The favours keeps pulling in, but it's not for anyone, but mostly for Sis Precious and some other beautiful sisters too.
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‎Deep down, you like her, you want her, but don't know how to go about it.
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‎Bro should I tell you one thing?
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‎Favours aren't bad, but you get it all wrong when you want a thing and you first start from incessant favours.
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‎These girls are same everywhere you go.
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‎Sis Precious knows you like her and you are somehow interested in her. But for the fact that w00men are manipulative.
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‎99% of her type in the church will never say a word, or turn down the gifts, she'll keep tapping free favours from you. She's not committing any sin receiving gifts from you.
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‎You are 0nly a f00l tipping a girl you've never opened up to.
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‎It'll shock you that the day you'll open up, she'll boldly tell you; 👇
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‎"I never knew thee"
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‎You are joking bro. Do you think Sis. Precious is still a virgin?
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‎Do you know how many times she's been laid on another man's bed and thoroughly piped in a month?
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‎You never thought about it — all you care is standing in front of the Church gate with Sis Precious and opening your brown teeth after Church.
‎While she visit a man often to chop and clean mouth.
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‎Bro making your intentions known has absolutely nothing to do with favours and tipping.
‎If you must make her to be acquainted with you, then it should be on some lighter note, mostly interaction and a very short term friendship.
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‎Any church g!rl that thinks you should come to her through favours and gifts is a big scam.
‎She's not into you, that why you should next her.
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‎You can't continue this way brother.
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‎Learn or perish.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

‎If you are a men or w00men reading this, pay attention.
You maybe or find yourself in this situation. ‎In the situation whereby; 👇
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‎Your dress sense — irritates him or her.
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‎How you chew — irritates him or her.
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‎Your breath — irritates him or her.
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‎A whole lot about you irritates him or her. Almost everything. Deep down, you know, you feel it.
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‎Sometimes they could be so bold to say it to your hearing or display it.
‎They open up because they don't mind losing you.
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‎But because maybe you've g0t m0ney as a Man — she gave in.
‎You are seeing for yourself that there's no genuine connection.
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‎Or perhaps because you are already turning 30 as a lady, you decided to stay.
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‎Every of your conversations ends in fiights. She's/ He's easily irritated by your suggestions or opinions.
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‎But maybe both parents wants it. Maybe that's it. Maybe you have not been lucky with men or w00men, and you want to give it all.
‎You've done all you can do.
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‎You've gifted her all you can, but you ain't seeing genuine connection.
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‎Some people tell you to pray God will bring Love. Some people tell you that's how some w00men Love — just marry, she'll change.
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‎Hey, listen up...
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‎You are bargaining for what you may pay with your life.
‎The only thing that would never or cannot be bargained is genuine desire and connection.
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‎You can't pray to God to instill genuine connection or desire, it comes natural.
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‎And if you are a man that never felt that before — hold on and keep searching, soon she'll step in.
‎Don't give up and start pulling up to buy love.
‎Don't, you'll regret in the long run.
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‎When we love truely, if not all, almost everything about our partners both their flaws appeases us.
‎Sometimes even when they smell awkward on some days — we love it, because we felt something genuinely.
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‎ Do not force what's not there. Y0u will regret it.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

gerizzim:
baba. this one wen you drop for here no align to the question the op ask

Ok but why are ladies too ashamed to ask for sex?

She is married to Osazee Odenmwigie?

Some insights on red flags to watch out for in relationships, especially when dealing with men who might not be entirely committed 😏. Let's break it down:
- If he's hesitant to introduce you to his family, it might be a sign he's not ready to settle down or is keeping you on the side.
- Finding feminine hygiene products or other women's stuff in his space is a major red flag 🚩.
- Formal tone when he's at home? Probably trying to hide something.
- Dodging photos, acting disconnected when you're emotional... all signs he might be juggling multiple relationships.

1Alex:
Are you sure you read the topic well? He stole from the car. He did not steal the car. He stole something from the car.

"Watch this chilling CCTV footage showing a coordinated car theft on a busy roadside at Kwata by Express, Awka, Anambra State, Nigeria.
A man parks his white Toyota Camry, steps out briefly to grab something, and leaves the vehicle unattended. Within minutes, professional thieves—who appear to have trailed him—arrive in a separate gray/silver vehicle. Using what looks like a master key (no forced entry or hotwiring), they casually unlock the Camry, rummage through it (likely stealing valuables), start the engine, and drive off calmly in broad daylight amid heavy traffic and pedestrians. No one intervenes as the thieves escape with the entire car."

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‎Sometimes somehow, a man may begin to question the paternity of his kid(s) when their ways of life is totally different from their (dad) own.
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‎At times, despite all the values a man inculcated into his kid during his formative years, they will stray and start acting in direct contrast of what they were taught.
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‎Then it will dawn on the man that the child may not be biologically his.
‎When he carries DNA on the child and his suspicion is true, he will sever ties with the said chap.
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‎A wealthy man from Anambra state had a child from a previous relationship before he married his wife. The boy lived with him and his wife raised him as hers.
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‎As the boy was growing up, his behaviour was totally different from his younger siblings. He was forced to obtain a university degree unlike his younger ones.
‎He was just living without any focus. He was living off his father's wealth unlike his siblings who were building their career and making progress in life.
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‎The last straw that broke the camel's back was when he brought home a w00man 15 years his senior as his fiancee.
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‎His dad was enraged, all efforts to make him change his mind was not successful.
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‎The man started questioning the boy's paternity. So he carried out DNA on the boy and the result came out; 👇
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‎He wasn't the biological father of the boy.
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‎He called the boy's mother and she confessed that she pinned the pregnancy on the man because he had better prospects than the biological father ( A taxi driver) of the boy.
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‎That was how the man said goodbye to the boy.
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‎Now you will begin to understand why o always tell you guys that a w00man's past matters, and you should vet her probably before given your commitment.
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‎Despite how you may understand this gospel, we must continue to preach it — because we are always right.
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‎Learn or perish.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

1Alex:
Are you sure you read the topic well? He stole from the car. He did not steal the car. He stole something from the car.

Forget the Topic. Go back and read the very first post.

Was the car stolen? Check again.

The Deep Secret Behind Using a Cow to Bury the Dead in Igbo Tradition

In Igbo tradition, the cow used in burial rites is not merely food for guests—it is a language, a seal, and a final honor spoken on behalf of the departed.

The cow represents life, wealth, strength, and continuity.

To present a cow at burial is to declare publicly and spiritually that the life of the deceased was valuable and complete, and that the family is not burying poverty, shame, or abandonment—but honor.

In the unseen realm, the cow serves as a bridge between the living and the ancestors. It announces to the ancestral community that one of their own is returning with dignity, not as a forgotten soul.

The blood of the cow is believed to “open the way,” symbolizing peace between worlds and acceptance among the ancestors.

Within the community, the cow speaks louder than words. It says:

“This family stands. This lineage is intact. This death has not broken us.”

That is why families go to great lengths—sometimes beyond comfort—to present a cow.

It is not extravagance; it is responsibility. To fail in this duty is believed to leave a spiritual gap, an unspoken dishonor, and sometimes generational reproach.

At its deepest level, the cow is a covenant of remembrance. It tells future generations that:

“Our people lived with weight, died with honor, and were sent off properly.

Thus, in Igbo burial tradition, the cow is not killed because of death—it is offered because life mattered.

‎Bro when chatting/texting her, always leave her on the read. Don't be the one closing the chat and always starting.
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‎Don't always be the first to text. Leave her on the read. Don't double text. If you did raised the last two conversations, allow her to raise or initiate a conversation and text.
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‎Don't respond quickly to her messages, take time. Occasionally ignore her texts. Don't tell her or fantasize around her with what you will do — just do it.
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‎Remember, w0men thrive on attention and are attracted to men who focus on their purpose.
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‎No rushing to send her 'Goodmorning' texts when she never did;👇
‎Avoid — "my queen"
‎My dear' texts.
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‎Unplug from this matrix, ahe's not your purp0se — when you wake up, first attend to your purpose.
‎Most of the times respond with "🙏" and ignore. Let her text first.
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‎Let her keep guessing your next move and never break the ice. If she is not seeking your attention, you are nothing to her.
‎Always keep her guessing. Remember familiarity breeds contempt. Even if you don't have something to do, run, slash, but don't text her first. Show her that you are always busy. She c0mes last.
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‎No camping on her message inbox begging like a wuss, leave her on the read. No dysphoric emojis (🙄🙋🤔😩🙋😭)
‎No deranged punctuations (...... ,,,,, !!!!!). Avoid many question marks (), use 1 (?) She will respect and submit to your st0ic frame.
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‎Don't SIMP to capture the attention of a w00man. SIMPING is weakness. It puts you at the mercy of the w00man. You'll be punished ruthlessly for SIMPING.
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‎Let the "I AM THE PRIZE" mantra soak all your cells.
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‎Understand that too much attention pisses her off. Be belief and to the point. Avoid monotony and attract respect. Text with outright and call with dare purpose. Do not itch or derange.
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‎And when you write texts to your w00man, write properly like a man. Don't write long paragraphs like a teenager.
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‎Be specific, precise and succinct. Stick to the point and press send. If she doesn't respond, ignore her. Leave her on the read.
‎Be in control of the chats. Use a service that gives you the power to delete the chats for you and for her.
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‎Otherwise, she will use them to incriminate you in the future. Delete for her immediately she reads, don't allow blackmail. If she use GB WhatsApp, that's a red flag, abandon the mission.
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‎If she set her WhatsApp on disappearing massage mode, it's a res flag.
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‎A w00man's Whatsapp is a cr!me scene. Whatsapp is a cr!me scene. Treat everyone there as a policeman. Never appear perfect while there. Despise it all the time. It is a volatile cr!me scene.
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‎But how is it a Crime scene?
‎Here is how:👇
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‎1. Evidence — Screenshots, forwarded voice notes, saved pictures.
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‎2. Detectives- The friends she shares screenshots with, the groups where she forwards your messages to gossip about you.
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‎For every 4 texts she sends, send 1. Show her that you're not shaken by her absence. She will come and behave accordingly.
‎Also, If you try to call, and she respond via WhatsApp, that's already a reason to leave on read.
‎A call must warrant a call back.
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‎Once you leave a date, Don't call or text back. Don't fantasize. Don't be excited or nagging like a toddler, no unnecessary WhatsApp texts, she already made a decision.
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‎If she doesn't show neediness, ignore her and move to the next, immediately delete her number, let her struggle to remind you who she is.
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‎Guard your frame brother, and Simp no more. You're the prize.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

Dzzzz:
Hungry full the land ooo..

Hahahhahahahaha

yMcy56:
AwesomeJ was the first to post on it, then myself and maybe one other person posted about it on 15th January.

Scam? What makes you think so?

It's ROE in shambles.
It's PE in tatters.
It's DE is scary.
It's CR is funny.
It's NPM is complete gbas gbos.

Make una dey buy am first at that N10.

Na another ASO Savings saga be this ooo.

yMcy56:
So how did you know that no one announced when you didn't read all comments?

I know my darling madam Mcy must have announced it, only that Stock promoters long posts must have made me to miss it. That stock is a scam ooo. That Premier Paints Plc.

diogo23:
Woe

Lol

As in Woe to Man.

Dzzzz:
If the man picks the location then we can agree on one thing but if the lady picks the location,she’s hungry..

Ladies may not pick the exact location but would insist it has to be an restaurant or fast food. Why?

‎Bro, you must stay solid and learn about your value as a man.
Men are born with no value other than the one we work hard to earn.
‎But a w00man is born with value. If she nurture that value well, she could use it to climb ladders.
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‎But you are the one who build that ladder, no matter how we twist it, the reality is — this is men's world. You must understand that men are choosers, as such we can't be losers.
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‎Let me explain, ten men could be running after a w00man and she'll be feeling like she's on top of the world, but the reality could be that, non of those ten men wants to chose her as their life partner.
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‎They all might just want to smash and move.
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‎They are chasing her not because of any form specialty but because of the value she was born with.
‎You on the other hand as a man could have access to ten different w00men but you are going to make the choice at the end of the day not them.
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‎That is why a man can run through numerous w00men and has nothing to lose still.
‎Even a man's body counts doesn't really count in anyway, anatomically a man's body counts has no effect maybe—spiritually but even physically it has no count. But that of w00men does.
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‎So you see, you must be aware of your own God's given value. Men will be the pickers at any point in time. Heed to this brotherly.
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‎Class dismissed.
‎Till I come your way again.
‎Keep following for more.

Dzzzz:
WANTS…

Perfectly said because the Wants of Women is just endless...

Dzzzz:
For security purpose😂😂😂..Security Dey chop fried rice and chicken..

Because most are hungry.

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