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Cutehector:
you aren't dumb nor blind...

very interesting respecter of women you are

Alinajohnmike:
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ikihealthplus:
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BiafranBushBoy:
I thought you are Romance section based?

or that "Young" relastionship advisor

You are can write Articles... Foreign Standard Hit me up... I can link you to a guy!

Interesting I stumbled upon this .... Well, I am also a writer recently I am looking to add more clients and increase my experience and creativity... I can write articles foreign standard... (being with indians and some british bloggers for sometime...

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Regards, thank you

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toprealman:
Lol.....you apparently have all the skills to win a Nobel prize in literature. What are you waiting for or are you just a technical advisor?

You believe the Noble Prize means something to those who Stive to engrave their names in the book of history..

Well, I believed you will all get my message someday

eaglechild:
Your second paragraph negated all your crticisms.
For you to consider a probably fictitious story to be a true life experience shows that the writer is indeed very good.

Kudos OP, keep it up.

I believe you are quite traumatized because the title says my experience with a virgin hunter which puts it in line with a true life story or a personal experience

Now this is what she said in the intro...

A lot of nairaland monickers which i will name someday have been a real source of inspiration and i always look forward to their posts. Without further Ado and in order not to digress from the topic, let me begin my story......

So what do you think

clintonsparkz:
oversabi... abeg where your story...? hater

Hahahaha... I know that you are one of those people who will never spend a Penny to buy the story if it were a novel being sold in the market...

DaySpringer:
When I saw your post the First thing that came to my mind was that you were a Newbie.
Looking at your Profile information confirms that..
Registered in October and has only spent a Day online.


Obviously You have not been around Nairaland enough and read the different stories that are posted here. Which most of them by the way are Accounts of personal experiences.
However I have,
Everyone has a different writing style, if you say that this story lacks a writing style then are you implying that anyone who picks up a pen to write would write like this. Go around Nairaland and then see other stories that are less well written but get Equal if not much more praise than this. How many female nairalanders can come and say they give an account of an experience and do it in the way that the OP has done.
I don't know if you were expecting her to use Victorian English

You consider this story aas sharing a life experience? I don't know where you saw that curvyibogirl said she was doing anything different or where she indicated that she was going to write a short novel. Or where it was said that Short Novels cannot be based on personal experiences or whether accounts personal experiences should not be considered as an example of Good writing prowess..

I see that you're being Unneccesarily Overly Critical..
Baselessly so if i might add..

Have you written any stories? Personal Accounts or Otherwise?
Let us have an example of your "Writing Style".

Or perhaps you can open a thread to educate the rest of us about writing style and what to you would constitute a good writeup, while dissecting the original Post.
Maybe give us an example of a story here on Nairaland where the poster has a Good writing style for someone who did not set out to write a Novel.

I will start my class in writing styles and structure soon.. and its free...

From your response I can deduce that you don't know a lot about writing.. since you can differentiate simplistic writing from creative composure.. so there is no profit trying to draw a worthy perception from you.. since you read articles with a mediocre POV.

Also I am offering her curvyibogirl a way to improving her writing skills and get noticed like E.L James

[quote author=brandydaniells post=52461587][/quote]HAhahah am telling you...

I believe your mouth will go wider if you even heard what Buhari proposed for middle class and average Nigerians..

[quote author=brandydaniells post=52461340][/quote]Happy New Year... How are you..

I have been hearing a lot of prophecies from renowned men of God that this year is a one of blessings... what do you think?

i saw that DaySpringer complimented the Op writing skills although I wouldn't consider this story a good write up curvyibogirl...

I consider this story you are sharing as simply a life experience and not a short novel.. I consider it as something that was written the way it happened subtracting the laws of writing...

I wouldn't consider you having good writing skills because just anyone can do what you did if they can tell a story about romance and/or which what most Nigerians want to read...

But am in no way condemning you... am telling you that If want to consider writing ad a hobby, as an art ( that is as an expression of yourself) or on a professional level.. you should read further on this and produce a writing style which this story lacks and also implement the laws of writing...

There is a lot I want to type here but I will live you to ponder on this for now

Doxie69:
OKAY.
but I am lost.

The article talks about what makes the private part smell.... and then how to stop the smell

Dillusionist:
So what do you think? Once again, thanks for being truthful.

So what do you think I do?

I suggest you do what they call blog and market studying

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Remember I said I will share my blog articles from time to time... Well here is another one

This article was originally posted on newsphases.com

It getting close to a new year and we are all getting older, we are all striving to make a living and work out our future ambitions..

Well let's put that aside for now.. and ask yourself?

What Could You Want for your 100th Birthday?

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Remember I said I will share my blog articles from time to time... Well here is another one

This article was originally posted on newsphases.com

It is certainly embarrassing to smell down there, to have your abode smelling like a rotten fish or worse, it is sickening. it can hurt your sex life and your health too..

So what do you do if you smell so bad down there? Just sit tight and I am going to share 4 reasons why you smell down there and how to smell good.

Remember, I say it as it is, everything I share is either what I have experienced or what scientists have confirmed.

So if your private part oozes, it is simply because of:

Your Hygiene

This refers to how clean you, how many times a day you bath, how frequently you change your clothes, if you smell down there you need to bath at least 3 times a day, i.e. in the morning, then after work or school and before sleep to help keep clean.

Also you need to change clothes at least twice a day and when I say clothes I am referring to your boxers, (and try to wear clean trousers as often as you can, a smelling trouser can mess your boxers up and also your body)...

How You Sweat

If you sweat a lot, you should take your bathing and cloth changing routine seriously to help prevent any odour from oozing from your personal area. If you read one of my articles in which I talked about how bacteria through sweat causes body odour, then you will perfectly understand what am talking about here..

So if you sweat a lot, you should bathe at least 3 times a day and change your boxer immediately after sweating heavily.

How You Bathe

Seriously, readers there is a style to bathing and it is not about jumping in the shower and scrubbing for 3 minutes and running out or staying in the bathroom for 30 minutes and still you will smell down there..

There is something like washing adequately, slowly and carefully, like a sensual wash, don't just wipe some soap around the area and think you are done, because there may be a lot of gunk which accumulate in many folds and cleft that comprise your groin area..

These parts that you miss, just add up and leave you with a smelling area.

Consider Shaving

Consider shaving your pubic hair as it likely traps odours and dampness, which makes that place down there to ooze...

A simply trimming would do, and you don't have to shave bare, to help keep odours at bay.

Other reasons

Other reasons why you smell down there may just simply be due to

What You Do After Ejaculating

It is a common thing for men to fall asleep after sexual activity and most don't even take a bath after they wake. This goes for even those who masturbate, remember to clean down there after ejaculating to prevent any odour..


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Geez, It's been quite a year, putting the year in review we could see that it barely had anything to give, that is for those of my readers from Nigeria.. The economic slump/recession kept us all on our toes, prices keep rising, the scarcity of things and many others.
For me, it was a hell of a year, I had so many plans and backup plans and when the recession struck, it struck at one of my weak points.. Oh my you needed to see my reaction..
I was easily stressed, frustrated with things of sort, It is like I didn't plan, I detested sleep,
"I should be working and putting things in place rather than sleeping" I said
I remember walking down to a store to purchase something which I had bought before like two week ago and when I gave them the money, they said that the price had doubled, I just laughed (the first time I laughed in weeks) and paid... It was not so sweet paying so much for what I budgeted so less...
The recession dealt with my budget, I was spending so much in so short a time... I even stopped laughing at jokes, Mark Angel Comedy, Akpororo's Jokes, even Ay and Gordons could not make me smile... The stress was so much. I placed my mind on negativity around me, and the stress which I felt at regular intervals..
I was getting fed up, after calculating my spending and my collapsing budget, I was ready to march to Aso rock and give My President a piece of my mind...
But then I said to myself, this is not me, because surely I have been through worse, I have stumbled so many times and rose higher....
So I said down, in my usual meditative pose (If you don't know this pose and you are interested in it.. Just subscribe below and I will send it to your mail inbox immediately)...
I followed my breathing techniques and I did the one thing I failed to do during this recession... I concentrated on the positive things around me... The things I still had and the things I could gain... and how recession has taught me how to budget in the hardest times.. I placed my mind on what I had right now and what can do with it.. I no longer thought of what if I had this money... No... I thought of I have this money and this is what I will do with it
I felt relieved and able to think better, I wasn't frustrated anymore, I could even see a better path because my brain was refreshed, because meditation helped clear the tight knots around my head, it helped think better, rather than just think according to my situation, but think according to who I am...
This is how meditation saved me during this recession and I went ahead to follow 3 health rules which I believe everyone will need to keep healthy during recession. Because like it or not if you are not healthy enough, you can't work well enough, or think well enough, and that is a big blow..
Remember health is wealth and it is not just about eating well and exercising, it is also about your psychological, mental, emotional state of being..
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Don't waste a minute..
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There are three things I came to study and understand throughout my life, and that is self discovery, self development and self improvement...

Self Discovery

We all know that self discovery is the beginning stage things, when you finally discover yourself that you mean something, have something or worth something... it is when you come to understand that you were not just born to just go to school come out , get a job and get married... No... you come to understand who you are and what you mean to your friends, what you mean to them and what they see in you....

Self Development

This is the development of this person you just discovered, believe me if you just discovered yourself, don;t continue to live with that self, develop it, because life develops and the greatest people in the world develop with them...

I live my life according to rules and some people will think that is boring, rules and regulations and principles are not fun.. Well I have lots of friends and they love being around me, some call me funny, matured and principled, regarding me with respect and still they joke with me... and yet I live with rules and regulations and principles..

Develop yourself to live according to a point of understanding, you can't just be living by how you feel... I mean you feel a hot subject and you scream with all your might and fling the object away (that is just natural and how your body is supposed to respond it is called reflex action).. but it is immature, unreasonable, you might fling that object and cause more damage to something, your screaming although exaggerated will cause noise and irritation to others.. But now there is something called conditioned reflex, in which you touch a hot object, hiss instead of scream while bearing the pain, and quickly but carefully drop the hot object in a suitable place...

This example is the difference between someone who has gone through self development and someone who hasn't, who just lives normally or lives after self discovering.

What do you think? are you one of those people in that example...

You are right, or maybe know, but whichever one you are.. You must do this to conquer... and that is .....

Self Improvement...

No matter how old you are, you can still improve on what you have developed.. the world changes everyday, and even if you keep developing different actions and reflexes that you posses you have to improve on the ones you have developed...

Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

I will talk about self improvement on my next article, and you will see why the world's greatest men take it seriously...

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