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Science/Technology / Re: Hilarious Old School Tech Difficulties That Kids These Days Will Not Understand by essohjay1(m): 1:08pm On Apr 09, 2017
These pictures reminds me of the good old days. Sincerely, these indomie kids will never understand the struggle and swag then.
Romance / Re: Eight Common Habits That Are Destroying Your Eyes by essohjay1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 04, 2017
Okay But eyes wey go destroy go destroy sha o
Nairaland / General / Re: Killed A Snake Today! by essohjay1(m): 12:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
Olokada na here I go drop o....no carry me pass here o. Keep the change recession no reach our side!!!!
Phones / Re: Nokia 3310 Vs New Nokia 3310: What's The Change 17 Years After? by essohjay1(m): 3:05pm On Mar 10, 2017
dadavivo:
pictures off you holding it with a pen across it, or we don't believe it

Speak for yourself nigga........
Phones / Re: Nokia 3310 Vs New Nokia 3310: What's The Change 17 Years After? by essohjay1(m): 1:44pm On Mar 05, 2017
I have the year 2000 3310, which was bought for #38,000 then, for sale.....holla me on +2347032325498 and make your reasonable bid if interested. (You can reach me on whatsapp with the number)
Romance / Re: This Story Must Be Told. My Ladies by essohjay1(m): 2:11pm On Feb 18, 2017
Enjoying your fvckery tale man......spot on
Education / Re: How On Earth Did She Graduate?(picture) by essohjay1(m): 7:27pm On Feb 04, 2017
Make dem go school go study mba, na fvck dem go dey fvck around like say dem lives depend on am. Na dem dey upload pictures with 'dope', 'slay queen' e.t.c and funny enough na dem dey post about haters pass......beauty without brain, na the toto go suffer am, I weep for this generation and weep more for the next generation these fvcktards are going to raise.....it is well.
Romance / Re: When He Tries To Dump You Before Valentine's Day (Hilarious Photo) by essohjay1(m): 11:48am On Feb 04, 2017
Hungry girls everywhere!!!

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Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Buhari And Wife In London Sent In This Morning - AbujaReporters by essohjay1(m): 7:32am On Jan 29, 2017
ddippset:
Its a lie, its a lie. This is an old picture. Any picture taken with Aisha was taken a long time ago ever since he put her in the kitchen and other room. And why is he smiling like that? It shows this was taken a long time ago when the economy was good. Why is the background white? The White background shows he has already died and is now in the land beyond. Another APC lie bursted!

grin grin grin ..... Oga,aswear,you no well.

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TV/Movies / Re: Coco Ice Smoking At Big Brother Naija (Photos) by essohjay1(m): 7:08am On Jan 29, 2017
nurez305:
Up till now, I still don't understand what people are really watching in this bbn





Still finding it difficult


Same here. Saw a scene yesterday after rushing into a neighbour's room when I heard ladies screaming only to see them glued to the tv smiling and laughing sheepishly at bbn....funny enough,some guys were present. I simply SMH and walked out of the room praying they all receive sense.

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Culture / Re: What Does Yoruba Or Other African Cultures Say About Hitting An Adult? by essohjay1(m): 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2017
Muafrika2:


I live amongst them. Though my community is neighbouring, such things are unheard of. You hit your parents and the whole village will be whispering about it till you die.

This really cracked me up......

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Culture / Re: What Does Yoruba Or Other African Cultures Say About Hitting An Adult? by essohjay1(m): 10:59pm On Jan 28, 2017
matrixme:
What tribe are you from? You shouldn't feel justified hitting an elderly person for any reason. You better go and apologize and make good neighbor.


I am Yoruba and I really don't see anything bad in retaliating against an elder that has lost his/her mind.......I better apologize else what
Culture / Re: What Does Yoruba Or Other African Cultures Say About Hitting An Adult? by essohjay1(m): 6:34pm On Jan 28, 2017
OPCNAIRALAND:
In Yoruba custom Elders are by "default" in position of honour. I emphasize default as a weight of the cultural value!

There can be exceptions to the rule.

An elder must uphold the virtue and reverence attached to age and guard at all times against actions, words and even thoughts that could demean and violate his/her honourable position in society. An elder that fails to recognize this or let the guard down has no recourse in customary rules.

Thanks so much for this. I guess I wasn't out of line by replying both slaps he landed me.
Would have also gotten him arrested, but for the sake of his mistress in her pregnant state, I was begged not to take legal action against him.
Culture / What Does Yoruba Or Other African Cultures Say About Hitting An Adult? by essohjay1(m): 5:04pm On Jan 28, 2017
There is a saying that 'give respect to whom it is due' also, there is one which says 'respect is reciprocal'.
This is from an experience I had few hours ago and although, I don't feel bad about it, I will just like to read views from Nairalanders who knows much about African cultures.

I and a neighbour(Mr A) took it upon ourselves, for sometime now, to coordinate the collection of electricity bill before being paid. This is because I really hate living in a place with disconnected electricity supply, this may be accrued to the fact that I see occupants of such a place as irresponsible. Earlier today, despite that most of my neighbours had paid their dues, there is this old man and very young mistress that has always been hell bent on making our(myself and Mr A) efforts fruitless. NB:- The old man never wants to pay and get involved in anything being done in the house. I had to go to him because the official we pay to was around and the old man was the only occupant with electricity bill debt that was around. He paid #300 and on reminding him of his outstanding debt of #500 from last year he insisted on not paying and he with the help of his mistress succeeded in getting a #200 change from the #500 he paid. He turned around to leave only for him to turn back to me and start shouting that he isn't my mate and he doesn't like the way I do address him. I said he was the cause and if he had respected himself and paid the meagre amounts we always asked him to pay without hassles,we won't be where we are now. The next thing I saw and felt was a slap to my face from this old man which I replied immediately, he repeated same again and I replied also. Mr A and other neighbours intervened and I was advised to take a stroll to cool off which I did. Planned on getting the old man and his mistress arrested but was told to let the matter fly by other neighbours. As I earlier stated, I don't feel bad for hitting the old man back but I just wish to know what African cultures say about such actions.
NB also, I seized to greet the man and mistress a long time ago since I got to know the kind of people they are,the man is Yoruba and mistress from Warri.....watchasay
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by essohjay1(m): 11:45pm On Dec 29, 2016
SolexxBarry:
Make her a side chick too,if she can't stand it let her go
She would definitely leave immediately she notices she's a side chick.....quoting from experience.
Celebrities / Re: Oh LORD!! 7-year-old Boy Lynched In Lagos For Stealing (graphic Pics) by essohjay1(m): 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
edebemba:
What a world! Is it not hunger that led this boy to attempt to steal garri? My prayer is that as many as put forth their hands to terminate the life of this 7yrs old boy will meet death at the point of their own needs, at the point where they will be seeking for help but will receive death. I shall never be well for them. No pastor or lmam shall deliver them and Heaven shall shut against them in Jesus Name.

in addition,they and their family members shall die miserably before this year runs out.....awon oloriburuku oshi, won o ni Ku sibi ti aso won wa.
Autos / Re: Few Months Used 2015 Hyundai Elantra @ N2950m 08186921703 by essohjay1(m): 5:25pm On Nov 06, 2016
Did you say automatic transmission
I am not understanding.....that car definitely has manual transmission from what is seen in the pictures
Romance / Re: Conditional Love Diminishes Unconditionally by essohjay1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 28, 2016
Okay
Education / Re: Reinstatement Of Suspended Union Activities In OAU(Pics) by essohjay1(m): 2:37pm On Oct 28, 2016
Okay
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Badoo Gets Tattoo On His Leg, Check It Out by essohjay1(m): 6:52am On Oct 23, 2016
HelenBee:
smh...Yahoo, Tattoo , sports betting, pornography ,celebrity gossips and social trend, has made the Nigerian youth a little less than a fool. We know nothing, we create nothing. This na pesin 'roles model' o.
You not liking something doesn't make it wrong or makes the doer a sinner. There is absolutely nothing wrong with inking your body if you feel cool with it......tattoo shouldn't be on that list.

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Nairaland / General / What Odd Thing(s) Have You Done Since The Start Of CHANGE? by essohjay1(m): 11:47am On Apr 09, 2016
Was observing quietly on my corridor yesterday evening when I heard a man screaming that he couldn't find his car where he parked it. He actually made a large scene and it was the reminder from a woman that saw him leave with the car that made him remember he parked the car in front of a Fidelity bank in the area.

To answer the question,mine was few days ago when I was queueing for fuel and I had to buy carrot from a aboki,something I never do and to cap it all up, devoured it without washing.


#Oga LaLa the floor is now open.....
Romance / Re: What Happened To Me This Morning by essohjay1(m): 10:30am On Mar 24, 2016
Serenity008:


It sounds like a movie to me, but guy, no be movie

It happened am hour and 30 minutes ago.

Everything was just fast. But the moment she reached for that stuff, reality dawned on me.

if this actually isn't a movie, you should testify to the goodness of God or whatever you serve and believe in as you were just saved from a destiny sucking karishika.....who copies movies from strangers in a commercial cab
Romance / Re: What Happened To Me This Morning by essohjay1(m): 10:06am On Mar 24, 2016
And what's the title of this movie

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Crime / Re: Before You Chase That Rough Driver, Think Twice. by essohjay1(m): 2:14am On Aug 22, 2015
Your friend go like NFS or GTA ooooo.

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