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Education / Re: With Her High Score In Both JAMB & Post-UTME, She Was Not Offered Admission by estherdim: 11:40am On Nov 17, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: I Have Regular Sex With A Married Woman! I Feel I Will Soon Be Caught by estherdim: 11:39am On Nov 17, 2015 |
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Technology Market / Re: Timberland Boot & Sneakers, Emporio Armani,Casio Et al And Mechanical Watch Here by estherdim: 11:35am On Nov 17, 2015 |
still selling |
Romance / Re: Funny Tricks Used By Nigerian Girls To Know If A Guy Has A Girlfriend (Photo) by estherdim: 8:14am On Nov 17, 2015 |
all are guilty of that visit link at signature below |
Politics / Re: How Nigerians Are Coping With Fuel Scarcity (Photos) by estherdim: 8:09am On Nov 17, 2015 |
those are old pix naw visit my signature |
Education / Re: Photo: BBC Reports On Nigerian Who Solved 156 Year Old Riemann Hypothesis . by estherdim: 7:56am On Nov 17, 2015 |
this shit again 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Husband Over Breakfast Buhaha by estherdim: 7:51am On Nov 17, 2015 |
i cant eat again mehn |
Celebrities / Re: Monalisa Chinda Has Revealed Her Daughter's Face by estherdim: 7:50am On Nov 17, 2015 |
the lady behind, is that chinda sis |
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Uzo Aduba Dresses Up As “glinda The Good Witch” In A New Movie by estherdim: 7:48am On Nov 17, 2015 |
she 's indeed a witch |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Among Top 10 Countries Facing Greatest Terrorism Threat by estherdim: 7:47am On Nov 17, 2015 |
wetin u de expect |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chloe Clement Who Took Bullets For His Friend In The Paris Attack (Photos) by estherdim: 7:46am On Nov 17, 2015 |
i was here again 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Health / Re: Photo Benelin And Codein Syrup Abuse In Northern Nigeria. by estherdim: 7:37am On Nov 17, 2015 |
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Business / Re: Dangote Started With N98.5million NOT N500,000 by estherdim: 11:49pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
not worth any news. go and make your billions.. mr bloke |
Religion / Re: Are Most Pastors These Days Really Called By God? by estherdim: 11:45pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
question is are you a true Christian? |
Family / Re: I Need A Divorce..someone Should Pls Help Me by estherdim: 11:44pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
waiting for odas tu comment |
Sports / Re: Carl Ikeme Pictured With His Dad, In Port Harcourt by estherdim: 11:42pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
how e come take tall pass pman Imagine this scenario....... ........... You are driving along in your two seater car on a wild stormy night. It's raining heavily and when you suddenly pass by a bus stop, you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is just about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect soul-mate you have been dreaming about all your life. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you answer continue reading... ............ ........................... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job interview. * You could pick up the old lady and take her to the hospital to save her life since this is the human thing to do. * Or you could choose the old friend because he once saved your life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect soulmate ever again. The candidate who was hired {out of 200 applicants} had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what his answer was? ........... ............. .............. .............. ............... ................ .................. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the perfect soul-mate of my dreams." Sometimes we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn egocentric thoughts . Always remember to "Think Outside The Box." ....................................................................................... #My friend said he will pack all of them in the boot bc his old friend may not knw how to drive. So what was your own answer?? #pray for Nigeria Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice ,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy 12 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: 2face Takes His Children Out For Fun [lovely Photos] by estherdim: 11:41pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
after vivian gist na u abi, de call lalasticalatica na thunder go answer you 8 Likes |
Crime / Re: Troops Apprehend Another Boko Haram Kingpin In Operation Lafiya Dole See Photos by estherdim: 11:39pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
poster above me i juz de observe you |
Romance / Re: You Will Not Believe How This Love Story Ended......chai...must Read by estherdim: 11:35pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
just in Case |
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: All Original Timberland Boot,nike,adidas,gucci,loubution,sneakers, Watches Here by estherdim: 11:22pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Timberland 6 inch premium Boot White and Brown . Going for 15k
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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: All Original Timberland Boot,nike,adidas,gucci,loubution,sneakers, Watches Here by estherdim: 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Timberland 6 inch premium Boot Red White . Going for 15k
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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: All Original Timberland Boot,nike,adidas,gucci,loubution,sneakers, Watches Here by estherdim: 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
More Going for 15k
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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: All Original Timberland Boot,nike,adidas,gucci,loubution,sneakers, Watches Here by estherdim: 11:07pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: All Original Timberland Boot,nike,adidas,gucci,loubution,sneakers, Watches Here by estherdim: 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Rivers APC Warns Banks Against Giving Wike Loans by estherdim: 10:56pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Funny Interview between GEJ, BUARI and DAME . . INTERVIEWER: GOOD MORNING SIRS AND WELCOME TO THIS DEBATE. WE ARE GLAD BOTH OF YOU COULD MAKE IT . GEJ: Good Morning My Good man, General Buhari, and the good citizens of Nigeria . BUHARI: Good Morning Mr. President, esteemed Nigerians and you too, Mr. Moderator . INTERVIEWER: LET US QUICKLY GO THROUGH THE MODALITIES OF THIS DEBATE. AFTER EACH QUESTION IS POSED, EACH PERSON IS ALLOWED 3 MINUTES TO STATE HIS POINT, BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION . GEJ: I am okay with that . BUHARI: Insha Allah, This will be an eye opening debate for Nigerians . GEJ: Insha Allah too . BUHARI: Insha Allah what exactly, your excellency? . GEJ: Don’t worry… . INTERVIEWER: SO! FIRST QUESTION – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CHANCES IN THE FORTHCOMING ELECTIONS? . GEJ: I think my chances are good. Nigerians can attest to the fact that a lot of things have improved during my tenure… . BUHARI: Like Boko Haram… . GEJ: …..like Fuel availability, Good Roads, Economic improvement, rebasing our GDP, Power situation… . BUHARI: ….I had to Iron my shirt with Generator before I came here… . GEJ: General will you please allow me finish? . INTERVIEWER: GENERAL BUHARI PLEASE…. . GEJ: As I was saying, many things have improved. If things had not improved, America Will Know, Trustme. Our Chances are good . INTERVIEWER: AND YOU GENERAL BUHARI, WHAT ARE YOUR PARTY’S CHANCES LOOKING LIKE? . BUHARI: They look even better! Nigerians are tired of the corruption and stagnation under the PDP Governments. The World has left us behind in everything… . GEJ: Until I brought Facebook to Nigeria… . BUHARI: NO you did not bring Facebook to Nigeria Your Excellency! . GEJ: Yes I did. Same way Obasanjo brought GSM to Nigeria. . BUHARI: What? What’s your proof? Who do we ask? . GEJ: America. They Will Know. . BUHARI: Ya Allah…. . INTERVIEWER: PLEASE YOUR EXCELLENCY. LET HIM FINISH . BUHARI: Thank You Mr Moderator. Look at all the APC States for example. Giant Strides have been made. Look at Lagos, look at the monorail project, look at the planting of….uhm….flowers . GEJ: Don’t forget Amaechi’s own Monorail too . BUHARI: Can we please not bring that up? . GEJ: hahahaha why not? . BUHARI: Just don’t bring it up your excel…. . GEJ: Well, I have something else to bring up. The Magnificent Akwa Ibom Stadium . INTERVIEWER: YES YOUR EXCELLENCIES. LET US TALK ABOUT THAT . BUHARI: It was totally Unneccessary and a waste of money… . GEJ: Because it was a PDP Governor who built it abi? . BUHARI: No….Because……..Because…….. . PATIENCE JONATHAN: Because of what nah, Genarah?? . INTERVIEWER: WHAT ON EARTH… . BUHARI: HOW DID SHE GET IN HERE? . GEJ: Faka, what are you doing here? . PATIENCE JONATHAN: I was cooking in Kischen, I just hearing what Generah said, all this criticize they are sharing on my Husband, Diarisgod oo, Diaris…. . BUHARI: Somebody make her stop please… . GEJ: Oya Faka we have heard go and continue what you are doing… . INTERVIEWER: FIRST LADY PLEASE IF YOU DON’T MIND . PATIENCE JONATHAN: But why is you people pursuing me and you not pursue Atiku? . BUHARI: Ati-who? . ATIKU: *crawls out from Behind chair* Dan Iska. This woman just can’t keep quiet. . GEJ: Ahn Ahn, when did you enter here? . INTERVIEWER: ……..PLEASE BOTH OF YOU LEAVE. THANK YOU. NOW BACK TO OUR DEBATE . GEJ: There is really nothing to debate about anymore. Nigerians, vote me in and I will build new stadiums in all 6 Ge0-Political zones . BUHARI: Deal with Boko Haram first . GEJ: How sure are we you aren’t their sponsor? . BUHARI: Are you falsely accusing me of… . GEJ: Are you or are you not? . BUHARI: How dia….. . INTERVIEWER: OKAY YOUR EXCELLENCIES I THINK THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME…….ATIKU AND PATIENCE YOU TOO. . ATIKU: You’re welcome . PATIENCE JONATHAN: Atiku na only you waka come? . ATIKU: Na only me drive come actually. . PATIENCE JONATHAN: Diarisgod ooo. Okay settle down, the Food have done . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice ,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Food / Re: Food Scarcity Looms In Prisons Over N6bn Debt by estherdim: 10:38pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
How women pray for life partner . At 21 you hear options like: Father O lord!!! Am still young, I know ooo. Father lord I need to start with a tall handsome man dat has two houses in Dubai, six in london, two in America...hellooo... . Father...I can't settle for the better when there is the best!!! U know how far naaaa. . Hehehe...................TIME DEY. . But When dey are 30 the option dey reduce::: . Father!!!!! . . . . . I was a fool 10 years ago. Who am I to give u options!!!... . ME COMMON MAN... LET YOUR WILL BE DONE. . Father!!! I now have wedding ring and I have wedding gown, its only man that am waiting for....Do your work o lord !!!! . Hehheheh.............TiME STILL DEY . At 34...the prayer na straight to the point... . Father!!!!!! Man na man I said Man na man... Aki or paw-paw I no mind . . True or false Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice ,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: (PICTURES) Boko Haram Bomb Making Equipment Captured By Troops by estherdim: 10:34pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
i wonder how they derive Joy bombing and bombing what do they really want self |
Politics / Re: Rev. Felix Meduoye Visits Buhari (photos) by estherdim: 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY . Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity for You to cry your way into good money . We are looking for people who can cry in other peoples burial ceremonies. . For normal crying - N5000 . For crying and singing - N7500 . For crying and scattering things - 10,000 . For Crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500 . For crying and swearing - N15,000 . For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N18,000 . For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000 . For crying and jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000 . For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000 . For crying, entering the coffin and be buried - N50, 000 . . FOR MORE INFO CONTACT . DON NELLS ON... NA_WE_CRY_PASS @yahoo .com #pray for Nigeria Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice ,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Lagos Rapid Respond Squad Arrest Three Traffic Robbers (photo) by estherdim: 10:27pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
i was here |
Celebrities / Re: Lailasblog Shares Photos Of Herself & Kids To Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary by estherdim: 10:10pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
dem wor wor sha where all the money from the blog 10 Likes 1 Share |
Science/Technology / Re: Animals! Super Animals! by estherdim: 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
The cheetah my favorite Pet Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Shows Off His New Ride In New Photo by estherdim: 9:58pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
AMERICAN POLICE In America, A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend to the police... . Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously. . Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its against the law here..... . NIGERIAN POLICEMEN A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend... . Lady: officer my boyfriend rape me ooo, i don die ooo . Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sargent Okoro, abeg bring statement make she write everything wey happen. ..... ..... Ehen, wetin happen . Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and.... . Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down! . The lady writes it.... . Policeman: around what time? . Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place... . Policeman: around when? . Lady: 3am . Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am? U go him house? Oya write am. . The lady writes it down...... . Lady: officer i was in his house and.... . Policeman: you go your own house? . Lady: No . Policeman: oh, you go him house? . Lady: yes . Policeman: put am for paper. . The lady writes it..... . Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen? . Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my clothes and went to shower.... . Policeman: oh, u baf? You baf for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom? . Lady: yes! . Policeman: write am down! . Lady writes it..... . Policeman: ehen, wen you baf finish, wetin come happen? . Lady: eh, when i baf finish, i lie down for him bed. . Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room? . Lady: no officer, in his room off course. . Policeman: oh, in his room? Wetin u wear? . Lady: his t-shirt. . Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt? U wear pant? . Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt . Policeman: (shouts) Oh, you no wear pant? For man house? You wicked, write am down!!! .. . . . . . Get your Festina gold Watch, Timberland Boot, Nike,Emporio Armani, Casio Edifice ,Diesel watch, Smart watches Et all, visit link at signature below also click here for more collections Konga.com/broxy 42 Likes 4 Shares |
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