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this shit again

i cant eat again mehn

the lady behind, is that chinda sis

she 's indeed a witch

wetin u de expect

i was here again

pls can someone tell me what it use for?

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not worth any news. go and make your billions.. mr bloke

question is are you a true Christian?

waiting for odas tu comment

how e come take tall pass pman

Imagine this scenario....... ...........
You are driving along in your two seater car on a wild stormy night. It's
raining heavily and when you suddenly pass by a bus stop, you see three
people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is just about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect soul-mate you have been dreaming about all your life.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your
car?
Think before you answer
continue reading... ............
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once
actually used as part of a job interview.
* You could pick up the old lady and take her to the hospital to save her
life since this is the
human thing to do.
* Or you could choose the old friend because he once saved your life and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect soulmate ever again.
The candidate who was hired
{out of 200 applicants} had no trouble coming up
with his answer.
Guess what his
answer was?
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He simply answered: "I would give the
car keys to my Old friend and let him take the old lady to the hospital. I would
stay behind and wait for the bus with the perfect
soul-mate of my dreams."
Sometimes we gain more if we are able to give up
our stubborn egocentric thoughts .
Always remember to "Think Outside The Box."
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‪#‎My‬ friend said he will pack all of them in the boot bc his old friend may not knw how to drive.
So what was your own answer??

#pray for Nigeria


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after vivian gist na u abi, de call lalasticalatica
na thunder go answer you

poster above me
i juz de observe you

just in Case

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Going for 15k

Funny Interview between
GEJ, BUARI and DAME .
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INTERVIEWER: GOOD MORNING SIRS AND WELCOME TO THIS DEBATE. WE ARE GLAD BOTH OF YOU COULD MAKE IT
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GEJ: Good Morning My Good man, General Buhari, and the good citizens of Nigeria
.
BUHARI: Good Morning Mr.
President, esteemed Nigerians and you too, Mr. Moderator
.
INTERVIEWER: LET US QUICKLY GO THROUGH THE MODALITIES OF THIS DEBATE. AFTER EACH
QUESTION IS POSED, EACH
PERSON IS ALLOWED 3 MINUTES TO STATE HIS POINT, BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT
QUESTION
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GEJ: I am okay with that
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BUHARI: Insha Allah, This will be an eye opening debate for Nigerians
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GEJ: Insha Allah too
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BUHARI: Insha Allah what exactly,
your excellency?
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GEJ: Don’t worry…
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INTERVIEWER: SO! FIRST QUESTION –
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CHANCES IN THE
FORTHCOMING ELECTIONS?
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GEJ: I think my chances are good. Nigerians can attest to the fact that a lot of things have improved during my tenure…
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BUHARI: Like Boko Haram…
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GEJ: …..like Fuel availability, Good Roads, Economic improvement, rebasing our GDP, Power situation…
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BUHARI: ….I had to Iron my shirt with Generator before I came here…
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GEJ: General will you please allow me finish?
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INTERVIEWER: GENERAL BUHARI PLEASE….
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GEJ: As I was saying, many things have improved. If things had not improved, America Will Know,
Trustme. Our Chances are good
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INTERVIEWER: AND YOU GENERAL BUHARI, WHAT ARE YOUR PARTY’S CHANCES LOOKING
LIKE?
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BUHARI: They look even better! Nigerians are tired of the corruption and stagnation under the PDP
Governments. The World has left us behind in everything…
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GEJ: Until I brought Facebook to Nigeria…
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BUHARI: NO you did not bring Facebook to Nigeria Your Excellency!
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GEJ: Yes I did. Same way Obasanjo brought GSM to Nigeria.
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BUHARI: What? What’s your proof? Who do we ask?
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GEJ: America. They Will Know.
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BUHARI: Ya Allah….
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INTERVIEWER: PLEASE YOUR
EXCELLENCY. LET HIM FINISH
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BUHARI: Thank You Mr Moderator. Look at all the APC States for
example. Giant Strides have been made. Look at Lagos, look at the
monorail project, look at the planting of….uhm….flowers
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GEJ: Don’t forget Amaechi’s own Monorail too
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BUHARI: Can we please not bring that up?
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GEJ: hahahaha why not?
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BUHARI: Just don’t bring it up your excel….
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GEJ: Well, I have something else to bring up. The Magnificent Akwa Ibom Stadium
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INTERVIEWER: YES YOUR EXCELLENCIES.
LET US TALK ABOUT THAT
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BUHARI: It was totally
Unneccessary and a waste of money…
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GEJ: Because it was a PDP Governor who built it abi?
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BUHARI: No….Because……..Because……..
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PATIENCE JONATHAN: Because of what nah, Genarah??
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INTERVIEWER: WHAT ON EARTH…
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BUHARI: HOW DID SHE GET IN HERE?
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GEJ: Faka, what are you doing here?
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PATIENCE JONATHAN: I was
cooking in Kischen, I just hearing what Generah said, all this criticize they are sharing on my Husband,
Diarisgod oo, Diaris….
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BUHARI: Somebody make her stop please…
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GEJ: Oya Faka we have heard go and continue what you are doing…
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INTERVIEWER: FIRST LADY PLEASE IF YOU DON’T MIND
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PATIENCE JONATHAN: But why is you people pursuing me and you not pursue Atiku?
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BUHARI: Ati-who?
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ATIKU: *crawls out from Behind chair* Dan Iska. This woman just
can’t keep quiet.
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GEJ: Ahn Ahn, when did you enter here?
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INTERVIEWER: ……..PLEASE BOTH OF YOU LEAVE. THANK YOU. NOW BACK
TO OUR DEBATE
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GEJ: There is really nothing to debate about anymore. Nigerians, vote me in and I will build new stadiums in all 6 Ge0-Political zones
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BUHARI: Deal with Boko Haram first
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GEJ: How sure are we you aren’t their sponsor?
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BUHARI: Are you falsely accusing me of…
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GEJ: Are you or are you not?
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BUHARI: How dia…..
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INTERVIEWER: OKAY YOUR EXCELLENCIES
I THINK THIS HAS GONE FAR
ENOUGH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME…….ATIKU AND PATIENCE
YOU TOO.
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ATIKU: You’re welcome
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PATIENCE JONATHAN: Atiku na only you waka come?
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ATIKU: Na only me drive come actually.
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PATIENCE JONATHAN: Diarisgod ooo. Okay settle down, the Food have
done
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How women pray for life partner
.
At 21 you hear options like:
Father O lord!!!
Am still young,
I know ooo.
Father lord I need to start with a tall handsome man dat has two houses in Dubai, six in london,
two in America...hellooo...
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Father...I can't settle for the better when there is the best!!! U know how far naaaa.
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Hehehe...................TIME
DEY.
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But When dey are 30 the option dey reduce:::
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Father!!!!!
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I was a fool 10 years ago.
Who am I to give u options!!!...
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ME COMMON MAN...
LET YOUR WILL BE DONE.
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Father!!!
I now have wedding ring and I have wedding gown, its only man that am waiting for....Do your work o lord !!!!
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Hehheheh.............TiME STILL DEY
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At 34...the prayer na straight to the point...
.
Father!!!!!! Man na man I said Man na man... Aki or paw-paw I no mind
.

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True or false


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i wonder how they derive Joy bombing and bombing
what do they really want self

VACANCY VACANCY VACANCY
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Are you a talented weeper?
Do you know how to cry?
This is an opportunity for
You to cry your way into good money
.
We are looking for people who can cry in other peoples burial ceremonies.
.
For normal crying - N5000
.
For crying and singing - N7500
.
For crying and scattering things - 10,000
.
For Crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500
.
For crying and swearing -
N15,000
.
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave -
N18,000
.
For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000
.
For crying and jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000
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For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000
.
For crying, entering the coffin and be buried - N50,
000
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FOR MORE INFO CONTACT
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#pray for Nigeria


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i was here

dem wor wor sha

where all the money from the blog

The cheetah
my favorite Pet

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AMERICAN POLICE
In America, A lady reported a rape case between her and her
boyfriend to the police...
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Lady(crying) : good morning officer, my Boyfriend raped me seriously.
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Policemen: oh, we are deeply sorry for that, we are gonna take this matter serious, its
against the law here.....
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NIGERIAN POLICEMEN
A lady reported a rape case between her and her boyfriend...
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Lady: officer my boyfriend rape
me ooo, i don die ooo
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Policemen: chaiii, na serious matter oo, em.... Sargent
Okoro, abeg bring statement make she write everything
wey happen.
.....
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Ehen, wetin happen
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Lady: i went to see this my boyfriend and he seriously raped me, and....
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Policeman: calm down, calm down, write am down!
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The lady writes it....
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Policeman: around what time?
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Lady: eh, we first went to the club, we drank, we ate, we danced, so after the club we now went to his place...
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Policeman: around when?
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Lady: 3am
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Policeman (surprised): 3? 3am?
U go him house?
Oya write am.
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The lady writes it down......
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Lady: officer i was in his house and....
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Policeman: you go your own house?
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Lady: No
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Policeman: oh, you go him house?
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Lady: yes
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Policeman: put am for paper.
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The lady writes it.....
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Policeman: so as you reach em house wetin come happen?
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Lady: eh, as we went to his house, i removed my
clothes and went to shower....
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Policeman: oh, u baf? You baf for man house? You remove your cloth for him bedroom?
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Lady: yes!
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Policeman: write am down!
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Lady writes it.....
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Policeman: ehen, wen you baf finish, wetin come happen?
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Lady: eh, when i baf finish, i lie down for him bed.
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Policeman: eh? Oh for him guest room?
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Lady: no officer, in his room off course.
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Policeman: oh, in his room?
Wetin u wear?
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Lady: his t-shirt.
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Policeman: oh, u wear him shirt?
U wear pant?
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Lady: pant? Haba no na officer, just his shirt
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Policeman: (shouts)
Oh, you no wear pant? For man house?
You wicked,
write am down!!!
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