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PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kill Four People In Kano Drive-by Shooting by etalker: 9:09am On Mar 11, 2013
If you see me drive by.. Holla at your boy
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion In Kaduna by etalker: 12:07am On Mar 11, 2013
is Kaduna now allergic to peace? Smh
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Gets An Erection In Public See (Photo) by etalker: 12:02am On Mar 11, 2013
Someone put a Banana inside his trouser and you ladies are here fantasizing.... If you wanna know how its bn done ask W4!
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS- Cossy Orjiakor In A Live Performance by etalker: 11:57pm On Mar 10, 2013
Are those thingz pillow or balloon fitted into a dress?
FamilyRe: Sweet Things About Your Mom That Make You Smile? by etalker: 10:06pm On Mar 08, 2013
She's my god on earth! With that role I wouldn't have to worry about anything.
she is my trophy of happiness too and that I won the day I entered the world she created for me.

Hope ya'll get it?
PoliticsRe: Fashola And Rochas Okorocha Visit Ladipo Market. Pics.. by etalker: 10:00am On Mar 08, 2013
Na wa oooo. Every yorubas are now claiming Lagos as their state... No one wanna associate with Ogun, Osun, Ondo, Oyo and Ekiti state etc because there governor is not always on the limelight like Fashola.

Or is Lagos the only ACN or APC party state?
Tell ur governors to perform like Fashola so ya'll can brag about em.

Bloody Strangers! Smh
CelebritiesRe: If Artist Alkaline Is Crazy, Then This One Is Self Destruct! by etalker: 8:56am On Mar 06, 2013
And who said vampire does not exist?
PoliticsRe: Okupe Condemns Opposition Governors’ Visit To Maiduguri by etalker: 8:32am On Mar 06, 2013
Jonathan and his 'follow follow' attitude. It seems like the man has no intelligent person in his government.
CelebritiesRe: Jonathan Hosts Nollywood Stars At State House by etalker: 7:06pm On Mar 03, 2013
Please they should be careful not to step on that guy on blue atire...he is very dear to us.

Even when he had to climb on the table to accept a toast from the president.

PS: I gbadu the guy though.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Goldie Harvey's Funeral by etalker: 7:06pm On Feb 25, 2013
ogusbaba1: https://img.naij.com/business/entertainment/09/e/goldiee31.jpg
Are these people actually laughing and posing or what?

RIP Goldie!!!
CelebritiesRe: Lanre 'Atorise' Terriba Shot In South Africa by etalker: 3:29pm On Feb 24, 2013
Blackberry porchhuh? shocked shocked shocked
CrimeRe: final pictures of Indviduals before being executed (killed) by etalker: 8:30pm On Feb 20, 2013
Jheez!!! I can imagine what was going through the minds of those about to be killed. Its scary oooooo
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Nigeria In 1967 by etalker: 7:46pm On Feb 16, 2013
That first pix reminds me of the civil war
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Nigeria In 1967 by etalker: 7:45pm On Feb 16, 2013
bennynaza: I wonder when my post will ever be quoted or replied. Am a learner here oo
Congratulations!!!!
Come let's pop champagne together
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Is Dead! by etalker: 1:40am On Feb 15, 2013
R.I.P Goldie! May d good Lord grant u eternal rest in his vineyard. You were very sweet in ur songs and video especially ur latest one, 'skibobo'. You'd be dearly missed.

As for those regretting cursing and using abusive words on her few days ago, its not to late to modify ur post on the thread.

As for me, henceforth, no more cursing on Tonto Dikeh and others cuz I wouldn't wanna wish I could take back my words like some people here on NL. Cheers.
LiteratureRe: Post Your Haiku Poetry Here. by etalker: 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2013
Here is mine...

The Make Up

Face masked in colours
Of beauty, while ugliness
Is buried like dirts!
PoliticsRe: If Emir Of Kano Had Died, Nigeria Would Have Gone Up In Flames–yerima by etalker: 11:51pm On Feb 11, 2013
The man should go and get himself laid jooor! What kind of rant is this?
Flames indeed!

Shebi na u hold lighter, wetin u dey wait for?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by etalker: 10:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
I've played God over this e- earth
Peeping thoughts through my Nokia screen -
With plenty smiles erupting from my heart;
Yet I refused to let my muse be seen,

I'm known for milling about each world of words
Doing what I do best, speaking mute and the 'language of silence'!
Just like a shy lord
Lurking around in shades of pretense

Alas, I've found my lost kins here
And my muse is unshelling
Though, I must admit, we aren't rare
We're just waiting on the wordsmith to come calling
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CrimeRe: 25 ABSU Students Arrested For Cultism by etalker: 10:30am On Feb 09, 2013
Mumu, na ordinary "bush" u enter u no survive. Which kind "system guy" u dey plan to be self? Na common beating u no fit endure. Good for u. In ur next world stay off cultism!
PoliticsRe: Retired General, Others Under Watch by etalker: 9:26am On Feb 09, 2013
Must they always cry foul when things aren't in their favour?

Some people should just give it up, the current reform in the Nigerian Army should be applauded not criticized. Before now, the Nigerian Army is known as the Northern Army.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poems That Tell A Story... by etalker: 1:51pm On Feb 07, 2013
timpaker: [b]THE BYSTANDER

On one daring day, when the bruising sun was yet to set
And unfold the opportunities of an anticipated and hopeful day.
A bystander sprouted out from her shell into the dew
Hardly aware of the blindfolds of reality
She set off; ready to feed her eyes what it loves the most, doom!
She is a racy schadenfreude.

Across the street, a mishap called her name
The voice she heeded with race of flashes
To the scene, straining to snap a view for her sight
Alas! She saw the fuss of commotion, and was marveled
She bragged to herself ‘’I’m always on time’’…


A metallic beast had kissed a monstrous millipede
Conveying explosive water, but had unturned and wet the soil.
People were engulfed in steams of smoke
Singing the song of pain and perturbing panic.
The sing-song travelled to her like the gong of a town-crier
The echo drew the bystander closer as she gasped in awe
Her frenzied soul almost ran amok in unpleasant excitement
Her eyes were fixed on her flutter, while ignoring the wet floor she toed.
Just then, a vestige of spark was wafted and veered towards her
In seconds of second, she too was swimming in stream of flame
She whirled out for help but echo ricocheted in steel of void
To abyssal coma,

As the day set, the sun smiled as she was bathed to ashes
Then other onlookers after observing the osmosis quickly grabbed her remains
And blew it to the waiting wind
The Man above the earth sniffed it and frowned
‘’Another wasted soul loitering in damnation’’, He muttered.
Then He cried rain down to cleanse others
But as it showers, they stood back gracing the sight
That holds their eyes- the bystander![/b]
Very sad... See wetin Amebo cause her. I hope she minds her business in her next life.

Thanks timpaker for the share. I enjoyed reading it ...... Heheheheh "metallic beast ...monstrous millipede" I saw what u did there.
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SportsRe: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by etalker: 9:07am On Feb 05, 2013
So Victor Moses killed him?

R.I.P super fan!
HealthRe: Do These Exercises If You Work Daily On Computers by etalker: 6:01pm On Feb 01, 2013
I might get queried for distracting other staff/colleagues with my body cracks. Hehehehhe
PetsRe: 13-year-old Keeps Python As Pet by etalker: 5:01pm On Feb 01, 2013
Wetin d snake chop wey dey keep am alive?
PoliticsRe: Senate Queries N4bn First Lady’s House by etalker: 8:10pm On Jan 31, 2013
Who will live there, Patience or her kids?
Interesting!!!

#Ilovethisgovernment
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona - Copa Del Rey (1 - 1) On 30th January 2013 by etalker: 10:41pm On Jan 30, 2013
Abeg who scored the madrid goal?
PoliticsRe: Horrible Accident At Nkpor Flyover On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by etalker: 9:54am On Jan 29, 2013
Its such a gory scene.... I saw the rumpled bus dis morning...I doubt if anyone survived (maybe d tanker driver).

People at the said the tanker lost control when it break failed and it crashed into d bus and a red car.

RIP to d victims.
FamilyRe: What Will Make You Disown Your Child? by etalker: 3:42pm On Jan 26, 2013
I'll only disown him when he turns gay
PoliticsRe: Obi Announces Plan To Build Malls by etalker: 11:02am On Jan 24, 2013
Lolz.

Why shopping mall?

Why not something that provides services and employers of labour like Hospital?

Are there no more shops in Anambra state?
EducationRe: Photos: Inside Female Hostel At Medical School Idiaraba (LUTH) by etalker: 8:32am On Jan 22, 2013
I wonder what will happen If everyone should start posting pix of dia school hostel and building

#JustThinkingoutLoud

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