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spikes C: why u no go get headache, you e-talk too much

U talking about me?

Chie! E remain one ooooooo

Na me go make am 1,000,000 (hope dia is a prize?) Cuz dis is my 6th moniker here. That is d more they ban me the more I create another. But I swear I've turned a new leaf. #justsaying

CFCfan: Anyway, congrats on being the first poster on d 900th page.

Is dia an award for it?

Ozegbe: May your daughter's be treated the way you treat other girls.

if you are confident of yourself say AMEN.

AMEN (odeshi)

And WTF is BLOCK?

Next time I find Rihanna in Naija, I'm kidnapping her to my bed. That's where she belong and not with all these scary looking guys.

#smiles

I pray the Nigerian Army and the Ecomog really set there priorities straight, don't want what happened in Sudan should happen to them.

gst101: i personally think we deserve something better than the j-7s. F-16s and one or two f-22 isnt going to be too bad.

I still think the J-7s serves the purpose but the F-16s, mehn that plane is damn expensive

spikes C: ***Thinking out loud***

So they are all asleep now baa. God, what is this?
is this a curse, why would you create these kind of noise makers.

Heheheheheheh... Noise makers indeed!

CFCfan: It is still afternoon for my area

Yours is better, its night here and I can't find the road to my house.

Chilling in the police station for loitering (after Arsenal match).

Cool isn't it?

Una no dey sleep?

Hey, don't ask same question too, I can't find my bed.

ochukoccna: When NEPA no gree bring light
Arsenal no let me waste my generator fuel this night sha!
100-120 per litre no be beans as those things dey drink fuel

Eyah!

dotcom_na_me_na_me:

[size=32pt]Chelsea 2 - 2 Sounthampton[/size]

WTF!!! Did they sell the match?


*dancing azonto on NEPA wire**

Oh Giroud!!! Why na?

I don off my TV jare...... Theo and Giroud wan kill me. See as my heart dey shake like persin wey dem tell say him girlfriend get belle.

Arsenal just win dis one for me and I'll go to work tomorrow, just dis one only!

Boring thread! Off the Arsenal Vs Swansea

aieromon: Arsenal - Distributing high blood pressure since 2005

Hehehehheheheh..... I don dey die of HBP here oooo. If they can't score, let em play goaless. Shikina!

solomon111: I am sure you were one of those 'Nigerians' who believed, when the world bank said 70% of Nigerians lived on less than a dollar,a day.
Don't discard the world bank now.

What yardstick did they use in measuring or coming to the conclusion that poverty has reduced?

ROSSIKE: Oh shut up . Where's your proof that corruption is "increasing"? No. Of course you have no proof. After all, insulting the leadership is free of charge with no need to prove anything. Mshewwww

The same question applies to u. Where is the proof that poverty has reduced?

Please don't quote the "World Bank"

spikes C: Wait, you came here to complain
If i see you with that nonsense in my office tomorrow eeee

Oga, is dis truly you, so u too dey use office internet do do NL and u come lock my account? #Godiswatchingyou

dont8: Don't blame your boss, do you have Banky type of head just asking anyway.

If I get that kind of head I for don do head transplant since d first day I set my eyes on a mirror

Why will my boss ask me to cut off my Banky W kind of beard? The guy dey look for my trouble oooo.

Must everything in this country be sectionalized and tribalized? We can't go anywhere with this attitude.

And when he fails tomorrow they will blame him for not studying hard

Drone in Nigeria? Hell no! I think I'm going to start building my hatch.

Hey, don't ask me what a hatch is, I can't tell for security reasons.

I can bet my oversized boxers, this story is fake!

And here I am looking for where to get #40, 000 to change my car. Smh!

Yes I know my HIV status. Any other question?

In the absence of that, I'm off for lunch joor.

It took me hours to get a bus today, I had to board a cab and paid heavily for it despite the availability of fuel. A friend of mine was dropped at Mabuchi instead of Berger junction and he trekked the rest to his office. Such is what dis administration called "good governance"?

Studying computer science at Unilag?
Damn! So he dropped out earlier.

Good thing though, as for his wife to be please say "yes" to dis gentleman's request na. Haba! D shakara never do u?