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Suzie0:
what are the recommended literature novels for jamb 2017?

still the same literature novels that was set last year.

hi dear I still remember you the girl that vied for mass communications but uniben's benchmark barricaded your dreams.

I'd chose mass communications at uniben this year. Can we pls interact on whatsapp? Let's liaise together.
Hit me up with 08029532397.
Anticipating. Thanks

TeenaMay:
Please has anybody bought the post d.e form?is it out?i thought F.G has cancelled post utme exams?

hi saw your pm alert but the email I inserted to this account isn't functioning. Pls can we interact via what'sapp platform?
Here's my whatsapp digits. 08029532397.

redbeans:
oya the first five people to signal interest will get recharge card. #real matters

signing in bro..
A confirm literature student with zeal an passion for literary oriented entities..
Already got a first degree but wanna opt for jamb again to study law and thus will be writing literature in next year's jamb.
My jamb combo includes English Government CRS and the almighty Literature..

seunlayi:
Jamb worst year was last year, I pitied most of the candidates,the exam was a total failure, the year a candidate confided in me that she didn't attempt any question from maths and she scored 330, some were given extra 40 marks etc and jamb systematically shifted people attentions from their failure by cancelling the post jamb exam......

God blessed you...
They knew it that's why they canceled post utme cos those daftees who were given high score wouldn't excel in pume while the brains that had low utme scores would excel in pume thus showing the inefficacy of jamb...
I was a victim too.

Mall lam Adamu and dibu ojerinde you will never escape unpunished

passyhansome:
DEPRESSION Our society in Nigeria here takes little or no cognizance of it, but just in case you suffer from it you really need help, before you put the rope around your neck, seek help first please.

J bro you're so right. I've virtually passed thru all the stages orderly as you've uploaded and I'm now thinking of suicide cos life seems hopeless

Turkey based afonja man in disguise. Oni iranu

Toosure70:
Na them, from clay to desert to cause trouble. Thank God sharia dey borno state.

lol wicked

Ijaya123:
Clowness, if you had used all these efforts on sound education, you English would have better.

I think instead of discussing politics she could channeled that energy towards improving on her English and tryna attain sound education.

Lukmann1:
Saraki is just like the other rest, they are bunches of liars who was always tried to play us.

bunch or bunches?? Afonja Shey this new year don reach you haff come again abi??

kiarra:
pick uniben, choose library science education or vocational and technical education. sit at home and wait for your admission .

what if I sit at home and score 199?.
Pls Is admission into library science certain with an average jamb score of above 200 with C6 parallel in my o level..
Lastly what's the utme subject combination for the course?

Evans1111:
My ssce result had 8 c6s and one b3. I applied for Industrial Math. I got Industrial math. Apply, read and pray. That's all I have to say.

thanks bro.. I'm edified..
I choose university of Ibadan this year and applied for education and CRS.. scored 253 in jamb but still UI didn't consider me due to her o level grading policy..

Thunder fire them sef..

I'll choose uniben and God will help

ajuwarhodes:
Now I know ur problem!

now that you know my problem can't u help out Pm me privately we'll keep our relationship secret

mzzhavilah:
reli

hi sorry the current e mail I'm using isn't functioning.. I'm out of mail reach for now...
. Only on whatsapp for the time being. 08060423357...
. Anticipating.. Thanks

ajuwarhodes:
U must really think am like ur sisters who all they do with their spare n lonely time is Bleep around?na my picture wey I no send cos all this headache for u o!!!
Go and die jor

see nairaland is a faceless forum..
Your identity is always incognito as no one knows you from Adams.

What we need to do to ease down our quarrel is for you to pm me and I'll drop my whatsapp number on your inbox then we'll talk secretly then meet on a rendezvous of your choice or your home preferably then we engage on hot romance and SEXUALLY KNOCK OURSELVES OUT..
Interested?? Pm me.

mzzhavilah:
Romantic husband

love your gap tooth...
Can we go on whatsapp??
Need an alter ego. I'm fed up with my solitary life

ajuwarhodes:
Mr foolish, my hubby is outside this country!!!and I don't have a boss cos I work from home,neither do I have colleagues

And I don't have a landlord cos by the grace of God we own our property

Nairalanders and lies sef..
By the way since loneliness has beclouded your sense of reasoning..
Will you tell me that one young neighbor hasn't been servicing your engine
Will you lie to me that the urge doesn't come which compels you to force that young neighbor to fucck you silly
Ur outside of the country's husband could be cheating on you when he sees those irresistible Americans with their stupendous beauty..
So try as much as possible to shake yourself too so make e be draw draw...
Don't be so docile

Medunah:
Girls prefer oral cos u re directly stimulating the clïtoris with ur tongue nd that mostly makes girls climax unlike in the case of penetration whereas the dïck doesn't come in contact the clïtoris

this girl haff spoilt

ajuwarhodes:
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U are just a fucken fool...despite been married ,haven't had sex in one year.this past December makes it a year.why am I talking to a fish brain sef.

Ur problem is not seeing my pics!!! U will die wanting it.u think every women are like those in ur family [/s]

you see what I'm talking
You've just buttressed my point...
You've been married and it's almost a year ur husband hasn't made love with you just because he knows your hiv status cos you weren't faithful to him by fuccking around with your work colleagues, boss at office, and even landlord...

The only solution is for you to get a rope, tie it in the ceiling and knock yourself off this planet cos your kinda life situation isn't worth living..
Nonsense.

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ajuwarhodes:
What's my business with una upload pics madness

I know my status, and if I want to know again,there are load of health centers around.

give your life to Christ.. Stop fuccking around with every Tom, Dicck and Harry...
From your comments in this thread it's Chrystal clear that you're living a promiscuous life here your phobia for hiv that's why you're lazy or afraid to walk your ugly ass out and visit the nearest health center

frankloloko:
yes I will know . Upload your pic .

I'll do that after ajuwarhodes might have uploaded hers so we'll be able to ascertain her hiv status..
So I'm waiting patiently

ovaRAYted:
Stupidyorubafool..

Read am well whether your life go grab small change

stupidyorubafool, AmuEwu and the rest of the Vaseline crews will soon come for the OP's head

lender:
It causes weak erection and also makes the penis to shrink

amor that stuff no just funny at all..
Masturbated for 9 years now and damned I'm reaping the consequences...
My joystick loses erecti0n whenever I'm about to make love with my wife because of that we don't engage on sex unless there is viagra

frankloloko:
okoro my friend . HIV comes with yellowish skin . Once i see hiv patient I know them from their forehead .

make I upload my facial pics here make u see so you fiit know if I dey positive or negative

ajuwarhodes:
All u wrote are lies from the pit of hell!!!
But I never said its only thru sex one can contact the disease but what u wrote ain't true at all, why do people come to social Media to mislead others?/if mosquito can pass the virus ,we shld all be infected by now na

keep wallowing in ignorance.
The blood that female anopheles mosquitoes drains from the infected blood and still uses that same probosis to draw blood from U and gets you contaminated with hiv.....
Thank God I've done my part to tell you..
But before you get To discover this.
It will be too late

ajuwarhodes:
So,if I don't do anything that will make me contact any virus, I still must do test every 3 months? Lie jor ...HIV doesn't jump on people on the road

see if you really value your life it's imperative and paramount that you check yourselves every 3 months.
Let's drop the low mentality that until you engage on sex related activities before you check yourself.
Hiv is contagious and could be translated via mosquito bites, sneezing from an infected patient, if the urine or mucus or saliva of an infected patient comes in contact with your skin it's apparently obvious that you're in trouble, sharing the same undies or boxers with an infected patient could land you in trouble and so many unknown ways hiv is secretly infecting people.

So get yourself tested each and every moment to make sure you're still non reactive to this dreadful disease.
Surprised how I knew these?? I'm a medical student and we recently diagnosed and discovered this amazing secret.
Cc frankloloko

nextprince:
Just the way English has been overthrown here.

sharap Mr I too know .. That English is correct, it's just a simple tautology.

softMarket:
U need to be overthrowen again!

frankloloko:
no baba . I've done it before .

when last? You should check yourselves every 3 months thus is new year better go and do a re-test jhoor

khiaa:
You can pm me, and HAPPY NEW YEAR.

o don't do pm cos my Gmail isn't functioning... Only whatsapp

joebeckz:
to clear the air,
there was a thread on NL for adult hookup created by siamia and sustained by toks2008 for a very long time. I met my wife to be in that thread, she wasn't very active but was always viewing the thread n she quote me once. I PM her n she responded. added her on fb. she began liking my post yet no chat. I went through her fb wall. I was impressed by her intelligent posts and maturity. I went closer n that's how we got here.
u shud understand now I believe.

so you got married to a nairalander while Seun the creator of nairaland is still yet to be marriedthis isn't normal

frankloloko:
lol . Happy new year !!!

same to you.. How far you don do your own Test?