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be a
mink in her closset
tiger on her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all

if you can be these three animals,
she will love you tori torun

my fikky
if you dare to look

eh, eyan mi,
orisirisi idi lo kuku wa
idi ape, idi arere, idi oro, idi araba
koda idi mango wa ni eko

gbam!

forget about her and whatever excuse she will give

OMO GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE

in nairaland, if you know how to talk,
remember that there are people who know how to reply better

what is your standard?

a girl that have standard will surely not come here to look for a mate

maybe dem don shag you finish for your area
guys no toast you again that is why. abi?

NOBODY WANTS TO BE DOWN WITH OPP

where is your bus stop?
allen avenue or pen cinema?

a girl of every mans dream indeed. you get boobs [i mean big boobs]

I'm no freak ettegat, but thanks all the same!
So, how's your aunt Olubunmi doing?


AUNTY DE ASO ROCK WITH HER BOI FRIEND OBJ

to this ashawo,
THE HUSBAND IS DEAD

so as a freak, you too are here to play?

WELLCOME FREAKY FREAK

punnana is elastic
why would a man think na him
be the only person wey de shag am?
she can shag anyhow she like for my back, make I no see am


WHAT THE EYES DOSEN'T SEE, THE MIND DOESEN'T GRIEVE ABOUT

shocked?
wellcome to nairaland!

Bang bang o
Bang bang ,
Na who dey enter for mummy house o
Daddy o daddy
Daddy when you go for worship
your brother enter for mummy kitchen
Then e smellie mummy armpit

brother kiss mummy
mummy kiss am back

then them fall yakata for, ? Eh, please where did they fall, floor, table or bed?

small time dem come de do kerewa kerewapo kerewa wa

@ Thoniaslim. I'm sure there're some reasonable people here who can give me counsel.  



counsel on what?
if dog no go do, go for a horse

and who tell you say this guy de use juju?
let me tell you, na intimidation the guy de take get babes

IF YOU NO GREE, I GO POUR ACID OVER YOU,
IF YOU NO GREE, I GO BURN YOUR PAPA HOUSE
IF YOU NO GREE, I GO BURN YOUR MAMA SHOP.

and with a face like that, babes go believe him

omo no need to jealous over a punnana o
if you jealous and dem kill you ontop o.
anoda guy go de shag the punnana while you are gone o

I respect the ones with boobs [i mean big boobs]

shag this guy and let us all rest

this babe want it advice her to have it

just marry the 2 of dem
agbero like you

but why your eyes de red like that,
abi you don take paraga

WOMEN.
You NEVA CAN TELL WIT WOMEN

you can neva know where you are with them
they dont know where they are wit themselves
they have more moods than an army of cat have lives

if this is brief

@YIMITON,
omo you be good babe.
infact them train you well.

the movement I see boobs[ i mean big boobs]

I NOT ONLY FALL INLOVE, BUT ROLL IN IT

weaklings

stop reading them

e bami ma fi idi yi sere naa

mo ki gbogbo ile o
e kuu yo to mi

se pe nkan nbe bayi ni bi?

if a woman can slap you then you are not a man