There are laws and punishments for wife-battery but I don't think there are any for "husband-battery". So what should a man do when a woman gives him a HOT slap, for example? Simply smile and walk away as a "gentleman"?

You said it - walk away.

Men are perceived as the dominant / stronger sex, so retaliation is NOT on the cards. It takes a bigger man to walk away, and do absolutely nothing.

for example? Simply smile and walk away as a "gentleman"?

Before you slap a guy you musk know the kind of person he is.

Most guys won’t work away as gentle men when a woman slaps them.

So if your planning or to slap someone, you better do a rethink or else you would look like a thief that just escaped being lynched when he’s through with you.

Why would a woman hit you in the first place?
If she hits you say bye bye for the day and let her stew in her emotions for a while.

from now on anyone of you that mess wif me, woshhhh hot slap on your bum

funny, i use to av dis g/f-[by far d most biutifl,and close gal i eva been wit] but as biutuful as she was, shes so jealous to d point dat she hits me wen she goes into a jealous fit[d weaknin aspect is, she knws ow to beg and apologise in the most remorseful way]. i use to just walk out on her-attimes she wld hold me nd kip hittin me. nd i ll just luk at her nd smile. until, i devised a plan, weneva she hits me and wants a fight, i wld yab nd insult her so much dat she wld hit me, bite me nd i ll continue yabbin her, until she burns out all her anger nd practically get tired nd den she'll begin to beg-dats d best part for me.cos i ll just ignore nd go my way for days widout listenin to her nd she'll beg nd beg-nd since iam not a rock, i can only yeild to her apologies.

the best thing is to always walk out on her n if shes d type dat wnt allow yu walk out on her, then pray for wisdom to overcome nd appease her anger[i wnt even advice my methods-it cld be dangerous for yu]

Statistically,at least in the US,women are more likely to resort to physical abuse in a relationship.The key difference is that men are more likely to cause greater harm when they resort to same.

dot2002:

So what should a man do when a woman gives him a HOT slap

Turn the other cheek.What else.

if a girl slaps me I'll just call the cops for her, and press charges on her for domestic violence.

diva_naija:

Turn the other cheek.What else.

so you can plant another [size=14pt]hot[/size] slap? girl, thats just [size=18pt]CALLOUS[/size]

just walk away; and if she does it constantly leave her

a nice gentleman will turn the other cheek for her and ask " can you do that again" then walks away. hahahaha joking

i can nag, insult a guy if i want but i dare not raise my hand to slap his face, my momma taught me better than dat.

Idera .N:

a nice gentleman will turn the other cheek for her and ask " can you do that again" then walks away. hahahaha joking

i can nag, insult a guy if i want but i dare not raise my hand to slap his face, my momma taught me better than that.

awwww!!! that's so nice! your boyfie is lucky,

He should hit her back proportionally. No need to go overboard. Just return it to her exactly as you got it.

@seun
welcome sah! ekaabo.

Seun:

He should hit her back proportionally. No need to go overboard. Just return it to her exactly as you got it.

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I disagree. he should hit her harder so the next time she wont even consider it! ;Djust kidding. why would a guy wanna hit a woman?

by the way, this thread needs ya attention o; before dem mud you. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-98578.0.html

just kidding. why would a guy want to hit a woman?

The same reasons why a woman would want to hit a man: stupidity (the first hit) or retaliation (the response).

Seun:

The same reasons why a woman would want to hit a man: stupidity (the first hit) or retaliation (the response).

roflmfao!!!

becous you get long prick no mean say you be man

a man is that man that no woman will dream of raising her hands to slap.

habba! what is this world turning to?
have you ever heard a zulu worrior recieving slap from a woman?

Its a bad habit, but i will never retaliate.

if a woman can slap you then you are not a man

It is better to give than to recieve! she gives me a slap i give her back. i dont want to be stingy.

Just walk out of sight or [url=http://kiss her]kiss her[/url]

sniperwolf:

Just walk out of sight or [url=http://kiss her]kiss her[/url]

I'm practically and literally drooling  ^{u must b a Mills n Boon man} 

weaklings

Turn the other chic  

Seriously, why will a woman hit her man? There's a saying that if you call your shirt a rag, others will assist you to wipe the floor with it.
Why on earth will any woman disrespect her man up to the extend of raising her hands against him or vice versa?
This is totally wrong. If a relationship gets to that extend, then, it's time for both party to sit down and have a very good talk or see a councellor.
They may need anger management or some other sort of treatment.
It's totally debasing for any one to hit an adult. I totally detest it.

@YIMITON,
omo you be good babe.
infact them train you well.

@ ettehgate

Thanks

@yimiton
ettehgate paying you a compliment is kinda suspicious, take it with a pinch of salt

@ettehgate
no offence meant bro, but i never seen one kind word especially for females on any of ya posts; na im make me dey dey one kain.

@ rockiedink emmmm, I'll be careful. Thanks for the advice

@ ettehgate
Don't mind rokiedink oh, he's jelous

some omugo guys still dey sha wey go respond with a smile.

@Topic

Slap WHAT?               ME

Meeeennn.       I will B****h slap her to the next continent. infact she MOST be hospitalized or i wont rest.

Ladies    _{please dont hate me oh, was just joking ok.         LMBAO          all the polite/Expected replies from the boyz have been rather expected/dull and very stereotype           Except you "Ettehgate"   You cracked me up massively         thanks}