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Romance / Re: Does He Really Want To Marry Me? by ettehgate(m): 3:30pm On Dec 14, 2007
then they should be ready to hear NO from the guys
Romance / Re: Is This Love? by ettehgate(m): 3:23pm On Dec 14, 2007
how old are you?
because you sound underage
Romance / Re: Does He Really Want To Marry Me? by ettehgate(m): 3:18pm On Dec 14, 2007
why is it that a guy can't date a babe without the babe asking for marriage?
Romance / Re: Does He Really Want To Marry Me? by ettehgate(m): 3:11pm On Dec 14, 2007
Sirop:

Well, ifyalways, I've known him for 7 months we've been dating for the last three. His friends are both married and single. He is financially stable for marriage and he seems mentally ready as well.

And I want this man, ifyalways! My bones want him.

I'm going to sit him down this Christmas and talk to him,

anoda broda in trobu
Romance / Re: Fat Girls And Their Admirers Only by ettehgate(m): 2:25pm On Dec 14, 2007
na wa o
why all of una come de post una pix?
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your BestFriend's Spouse Wants You ? by ettehgate(m): 2:16pm On Dec 14, 2007
hnmmm,
boy dont give in to her if you really love your friend
if you think what she want is only the last fling, then you are wrong
if you by any chance shag her, it will continue, yes one shag will lead to another, and another and another
till your friend find you guys out!

tell your friend bout the text messages, or if better still, arrange a meeting with the babe and your friend and lay the card on the table point blank. CHEERS
Romance / Re: Victims Of Circumstances by ettehgate(m): 6:40pm On Dec 10, 2007
there is notin wrong for your wifey to be richer than you
what is wrong is when your wifey want to turn you to house boi

looking for job is getting outa fashion too. that is why when you are in the
university, you should go for professional courses.
something that you can help yourself or start something with small capital
Nairaland / General / Re: Efuah's Birthday Today! by ettehgate(m): 6:29pm On Dec 10, 2007
@saucekid,
I know because NA GHANA dem born me
and banku na for okations like that
why rice?
she tell you say she be chinees?

@EFUA, etisien
Romance / Re: Is It Good To Date A Lady In My Compound by ettehgate(m): 6:21pm On Dec 10, 2007
me stingy?
Religion / Re: Girls Using Voodoo Or Juju On Guys: How Real? by ettehgate(m): 6:18pm On Dec 10, 2007
no be jazz de hold man with babe o
na her kini up, kini down, and her kini back
de hold man o

if you even leave her, e go de pain you
when you see anoda guy de go near her
Religion / Re: Girls Using Voodoo Or Juju On Guys: How Real? by ettehgate(m): 6:10pm On Dec 10, 2007
no be the jazz de hold you down
na her boobs, her p.o.box de hold you down

omo 4get about that and look for other bigger boobs, to suck
other sweeter p.o.box to shag
Romance / Re: Is It Good To Date A Lady In My Compound by ettehgate(m): 5:56pm On Dec 10, 2007
it is good financially
no okada money
no hotel money
and AWILO SHARP SHARP fit happen any time
Romance / Re: Pls Help, I Want My Fikky To Big by ettehgate(m): 5:49pm On Dec 10, 2007
when a brother want your help, if you no get am, pls stop making jest of him.

bros this is what you do o jare!
buy "VEGA 100" use it 1-1
that is one in the morning, one at night for 3 days
no shag any body for the 3 days o
the last day, go try your babe that say your fikky too small.
na she go tire for shagging
Romance / Re: How Will Make A Girl Who Hate U For No Reason To Love U by ettehgate(m): 5:36pm On Dec 10, 2007
BUY HER RECHARD CARD!
if she no get hand set, buy her one

cool cool cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Efuah's Birthday Today! by ettehgate(m): 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2007
@crazykid,
who tell you say na rice she kook grin
if you wan chop "BANKU" WITH "KONTONMINRE SOUP",
OR "FUFU" WITH VEGETABLE SOUP, E DE BEREKETE grin

SISTA HAPI BATDAY O JARE
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like To Date Scammers? by ettehgate(m): 5:21pm On Dec 10, 2007
because they are bad in the eyes of "mugu"
and good boys in the eyes of babes

remember, the boy is good, na mumu spender them de call so
Romance / Re: I'm 39 Hes 25 by ettehgate(m): 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2007
remember you are old enough to be her mother

in naija that kain thin no de work well o
Romance / Re: lies by ettehgate(m): 7:25pm On Dec 06, 2007
what size is your fikky?
Romance / Re: So How Do You Tell If A Guy Likes You by ettehgate(m): 7:18pm On Dec 06, 2007
yes just like baba love etteh
and go to extral mile to make an illitrate hairdresser
member of the national ass [embly]
Romance / Re: So How Do You Tell If A Guy Likes You by ettehgate(m): 7:00pm On Dec 06, 2007
he makes you a member of the national assembly
and make you the speaker
and tell you to use 628 millon naira to renovate the official house

and he always de for your back KAMPE!
Romance / Re: Love Never Dies: Na Today? by ettehgate(m): 6:54pm On Dec 06, 2007
YES
GOD IS LOVE,
but some will still go to hell
Romance / Re: American And Nigerian Love by ettehgate(m): 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2007
@chanty79,
nigeria guys are very reliable and cool to be with
we are the type that can do anything for our babes
I can assure you that you wont regret going out with the naija [nigerian] guy
give him your heart my dear and God will take control

GOOD LUCK TO YOU
Romance / Re: When My Heart Is Dipped In Full Luv! by ettehgate(m): 6:44pm On Dec 06, 2007
if you think say babes de get time for poem,
you better think again
Romance / Re: What Does This Message From My Boyfriend Mean? by ettehgate(m): 6:40pm On Dec 06, 2007
It's a coded message, he is shagging one of your friends, maybe your best -friend.

yes he is nakking your close friend
or his close friend is shagging you
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Suspecting Me! by ettehgate(m): 6:36pm On Dec 06, 2007
tell her you are poligamous in mind
that will stop her
Romance / Re: Could This Be Love, Lust Or Infatuation? by ettehgate(m): 6:27pm On Dec 06, 2007
wait o,
why the guy no shag you in the first place?
abi you no fine?
abi the guy fikky no de work?
abi? abi? abi?

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Romance / Re: Should I Leave The Girl I Disvirgin For The Girl I Didn't Disvirgin? by ettehgate(m): 6:21pm On Dec 06, 2007
you no disvirgin her well well
dat is why she de look for more shag
Romance / Re: Pls Help Me,im In Trouble Some Babes Wont Let Me Rest,na By Force,i No Do Again by ettehgate(m): 6:17pm On Dec 06, 2007
hissssssssssss
Romance / Re: I Decide To Stay Single Forever! by ettehgate(m): 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2007
I beg stay single if you like
thats a fikky less chassing our babes

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Girl In Bed With My Brother by ettehgate(m): 6:13pm On Dec 06, 2007
no worry
when he marries,
shag his wifey

an eye for an eye

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