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Romance › Re: Lady Rolls On The Floor After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her by evansjeff(m): 9:22pm On Jun 08, 2020
[quote author=Tanyabee post=90454742][/quote]it's shocking to me too, not all guys are like that though
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Formally Clinches Democratic Presidential Nomination by evansjeff(m): 5:10am On Jun 06, 2020
Meanwhile I don't understand why it is painful when you bite your tongue unknowingly but not painful when you do it deliberately.





I also don't understand why you're biting your tongue right now.
Crime › Re: Uwa: UNIBEN SUG, NANS, UCC, Others For Massive Solidarity March (Photos) by evansjeff(m): 10:38am On Jun 04, 2020
May God rest this poor girl.
Politics › Re: Edo Primaries: Obaseki Returns Nomination Form, Warns Oshiomhole To Stay Away by evansjeff(m): 5:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
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Foreign Affairs › Re: George Floyd Protests: Trump Deploys US Military In Washington by evansjeff(m): 10:32am On Jun 02, 2020
SeverusSnape:
No. The protests are getting out of hand that's why.
Exactly, Minister of Defence. But if its Buhari that said he will deploy thousands and thousands of soldiers now, you will remember that we are in a democracy and not military rule. You would say what then is the work of the police. can we say the American Police have failed? or incompetent?
Politics › Re: How I Recovered From Coronavirus — Doyin Okupe by evansjeff(m): 5:30am On May 18, 2020
cRobo:
its the liquid metal language

are u still confused?
Yes, even more confused now. Please come down to my level, Thanks.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Disowns Online Comments On Biafra And Niger Delta by evansjeff(m): 9:05pm On May 17, 2020
MelesZenawi:
Again Jonathan has disappointed us.


We all know that the purported write up was false and fabricated but he shouldn't have come out to deny it. He should have leave the write up that way. I like it that way.

Jonathan shouldn't have bothered debunking the fake news.


Secondly the fabricators of this write up is not far from SW ( Lagos- Ibadan) express news and Edo state or Edi-abali people. Investigate that false write up and the names called, you will agree that the write up came from such axis. Both has same character.
you're a f00l for including Edo in your stupid claim
Nairaland General › Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op): 8:18pm On May 15, 2020
placeofallure:
I'll pass. I have a love interest here now and he's watching my every move. Maybe if you'd asked earlier....
Hmm...we can make this private you know
Nairaland General › Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op): 5:34pm On May 15, 2020
Mizzpat:
Op, you're just like me.
but at least, you are a woman. so there should be no problem since women are wired to be soft.
Nairaland General › Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op):
placeofallure:
OP, please answer this question, I'm interested.
lol...not at all. I can pound hell out of that pvssy till you pass out. You want to give it a try?
Politics › Re: How I Recovered From Coronavirus — Doyin Okupe by evansjeff(m): 5:53pm On May 14, 2020
cRobo:
all I have to say is
indaboski bahose
What is the meaning of this slang and what language is it?
Nairaland General › Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op): 8:14am On May 14, 2020
This thing really disturbs me, Lalasticlala
Nairaland General › Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op):
longetivity:
are you soft in bed also??
lol...not at all. You may want to try me with your girlfriend. In fact I have no mercy when it comes to girls both in decisions and in bed. The issue with me is basically on violence whether against human or animals.
Nairaland General › Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by evansjeff(op): 6:37pm On May 12, 2020
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?
Health › Re: Hakeem Odumosu Distributes Face-Masks To Violators In Lagos by evansjeff(m): 5:26pm On May 12, 2020
Peterobi90:
Direct your grievances to wike, the law has consequences and the hotelier flouted those laws.. simple.
I don't have business with Wike, it is unfortunate fellow like you who see nothing wrong I'm what he did that I pity.
Health › Re: Hakeem Odumosu Distributes Face-Masks To Violators In Lagos by evansjeff(m): 2:52pm On May 12, 2020
Peterobi90:
The executive law said so and his people are in support for protection of their personal lives..
Please where do you guys get your dvmbness from? Even if the executive law says so, doesn’t he require a judge to pronounce them guilty after judgement before the punishment can be executed? Why are you people hell bent on displaying your stupid1ty in public?
Health › Re: NCDC Confirms 248 New Cases Of Corona Virus,bring Total To 4399, 778 Discharged by evansjeff(m): 2:02am On May 11, 2020
I declare that at the end of this pandemic, you shall count your family members and all your loved ones, and non shall be missing.
Politics › Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by evansjeff(m): 7:59pm On May 10, 2020
Righteousness89:



Foolish talk!

It's the phcn Md that will give u light , right?
What sort of stupidity is this for fvck sake?
Politics › Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by evansjeff(m): 7:55pm On May 10, 2020
Righteousness89:
The Law is For Everyone!

If the Phcn Oga was in the USA or some sane Nation, will he flout the orders?
Are you mad or just blinded by stupidity? Are electricity workers not essential workers? How do you get light in your house?
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Sanwo-Olu Mulls Another Lockdown by evansjeff(m): 5:11pm On May 10, 2020
Exc2000:
when they say Buhari supporters are dumb, I tend to argue cos as an APC supporter I think such Generalisation is a falasy but look at your comment here? what do you make of such shallow attempt of comparing a governor and the commander in chief , President of the country

if what Wike did is wrong, then let The court with a competent Jurisdiction here the case, if not they are still seen as violator of nationwide order
Why is this f00l contradicting himself?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Still Pay Your Tithes And Offerings? by evansjeff(m): 9:15am On May 10, 2020
Please do not be discouraged, continue to serve God with all fervency.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Still Pay Your Tithes And Offerings? by evansjeff(m): 9:15am On May 10, 2020
Happy Sunday everyone
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Still Pay Your Tithes And Offerings? by evansjeff(m): 9:15am On May 10, 2020
Happy Sunday
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Still Pay Your Tithes And Offerings? by evansjeff(m): 9:14am On May 10, 2020
I declare that at the end of this pandemic, you shall count your family members and all your loved ones, and non shall be missing. Numbers 31 : 49
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Sanwo-Olu Mulls Another Lockdown by evansjeff(m): 11:42pm On May 09, 2020
Exc2000:
grin



Wike and El Rufai no dey talk big big grammar... they are manning their state entry point themselves not trusting the citizens or the police

I hate to admit that Wike's lawless approach might be what Nigeria needs, afterall that was what China did to Wuhan, forgetting any useless noise from human right groups

Americans with all their useless Human Right Groups, Stupid Protest and Conspiracy Theorist calling it an Hoax and thinking its a joke has lost 70,000 souls , in simple contrast 2977 died in world trade center bombing 70,000 died due to corona, 4,244 Americans died in both Iraqi and Afghanistan war , still corona killed 70,000 in less than 4 months

even if world would end tomorrow some silly people would still be calling it conspiracy theory and hoax, till the dooms day begins,

Lagos should better not go the line Kano, Jigawa, and Bauchi are going because life sweet gidigan ni for Lasgidi and death is not an option

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Please shut up and quit your double standard and hypocritical lifestyle. If it was Buhari that is ceasing and selling off people’s cars and goods, would you have said the same thing? That is even a whole President, not a mere governor who thinks he is an emperor.

Ceasing people’s cars, food and other goods even when they clearly showed their ID cards as essential workers, he verbally ordered their arrests. Food is considered essential commodity yet he confiscated all of them. Be supporting nuisance.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Patient Dies In Commercial Bus In Niger by evansjeff(m): 9:45am On May 08, 2020
seunlayi:


And some are blaming Wike. Ask how the vehicle could travel from lagos to Niger state unstoppable?our security team are compromised, governors need to wake up, beef up their games against the saboteurs among us. Let their be state paid or volunteer guards to man the entrance of each states/town/Community, let's just leave our FG out of this for now.

With Gov Wike's actions of yesterday, he will have fewer people to chase away today



Shut up please, everybody knows wike’s motive is not genuine. I saw the video on AIT yesterday, it was an awful sight. A supposed governor behaving and talking like a tout. Even when some essential workers showed their identity cards, he still ordered their arrest. Wike will soon meet his waterloo
Politics › Re: The Infectious Disease Control Bill: What You Should Know by evansjeff(m): 1:04pm On May 06, 2020
Meanwhile, I’m not adding 2020 to my age, I did not use it. I will continue counting from next year, Thank you.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Sagay Says Nigerians Are The Most Indisciplined People On Earth by evansjeff(m): 11:35am On May 06, 2020
Peterobi90:
So what is the responsibility of the Govt?...
Why am I paying taxes?
What is the purpose of the deductions on my pay slip?...

If am able to, what about the millions of others... you are a very selfish human being because you live above waters..
The responsibility of government is to buy face mask of #50 for you. Don’t worry, keep waiting.
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Sagay Says Nigerians Are The Most Indisciplined People On Earth by evansjeff(m): 9:16am On May 06, 2020
Peterobi90:
This your mentality is what has kept Nigeria backwards.. "e go better mentality", we keep absolving the Govt of all its responsibility.. light, water, security etc..

Has anything ever been provided despite being allocated severally...

If we keep providing individually, they would keep looting individually, because we care less and not holding them accountable.

Why they are screaming now is because the poor careless about their lives due to same poverty imposed on them, while the disease is only a touch away from an infected person who could be anybody.
At your age, you should be providing palliatives for the less privileged in your locality, no matter how small. Not crying for Government to give you face mask of #50. Quit the entitlement mentality. Be responsible for yourself, if at this age you can’t do that, then you need to question your existence on earth so far.

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